₦airaland Forum

metallisc:
because before now, people have been practical and sensible, not living in a 3D-induced fantasy!

Uh..oh! What I saw was the model?
*I had not taken a filling breakfast at the point

Lol nice meme.

alsudaes1:
Please go through my questions again.


Moreover, from your reply, you claimed:

"It's NOT for jobs"

yet

" they might GIVE few people jobs"

Come on, I spoke English naw

The intention is not jobs.

BUT job is the bait

alsudaes1:
The main thing is :
1. What will be the benefit of registering

2. Will it favour the ordinary Nigerian without "connection"?

It's not for jobs


"They" want a database.

Yeah "they" might give few people jobs but yeah! "They" gotta entice others

Gosh! How come no one thought of this before now? *spreads hands*

sammir12:
real life pinnochio... I bet your nose z growing rite now...

As in...
How did you know?
She's in Ibadan and the nose is at Portharciurt right now.

plumule:
Just go and exchange job with a private school teacher with 20k salary. After two or three months cum and ask me this question

Ahahaha....Nairaland please...lol!!!

agrovick:
You've got a belated response

Aaah....

saraki2019:
It is unpatriotic and ungodly for a single person to gamble between two paying jobs, when some have none.

Lol..

Why Ubi?
'Been cheering you on!

xynerise:
After watching how Judas died on TV, I tied a rope on my neck and also on a tree and climbed a fence and...... Weeeeee!!! I swung. I was just bleating like a goat before some neighbours rescued me

Hahaha...o gosh... Tell me this isn't true lol...

PiccoloBrunelli:
In a nutshell, darkness is part of the ingredients.

Lol..

Ouch! This is really embarrassing.

The guy's brothers are all over Nairaland.
Start with Romance section: you'd know them easily; they're always ranting and bashing.

Heromaniaa:
Visit my blog and bookmark it. the story continues. THEMADMAN'SBLOG

Do you have any "clean" story to recommend there? No gay rubbish nor pastor shaming?

'Can't date any "uniform" man.

Sierusvirus:
Have you heard of Sun King Solar Lamp? Pls check my dp

Okay. I will..

Babacele:
hmmm bros ..... Mr Vice Chancellor I'm not understanding ooooo. Incrizz are u understanding?

Lol..nope. I am not understanding either

Comical.

Except for slight on pastors.

babyfaceafrica:
enjoy

Oh I will.

babyfaceafrica:
special indeed...if it makes you sleep!!

It does.

Daboomb:
Tenants have right, so do House owners.
If you are not a bonafide tenant, you cant enjoy the "rights" of a tenant, under the law.

So, the crux of the matter is for you to establish that he is NOT a Tenant in that premises but rather he is Trespassing on your property.

*get the original tenancy agreement of the tenant he is squatting with, from the Lawyer (I dont trust that your Lawyer one bit!).
*get the real tenant to "communicate with you" in writing that the has vacated the residence. You can send him a chat message asking if he is still interested in the house but you must phrase it in a way that will make him to say NO.
For example, tell him their are some charges that he needs to pay (Security charge, Maintenance charges, e.t.c that amounts to #100K), and you want to know if he should be billed, on the assumption that he is still holding unto the place!

I am sure he will quickly tell you that he is no longer responsible for the place!

Armed with that "exchange of communication", you can just reply him that since he has vacated the place, you will no longer demand such money from him nor establish further communication with him and just wish him well in his new abode.

Now, go back to the "Squatter" and let him know that he is TRESPASSING on your property.
Dont even say he is squatting at all.

Give him two days to disappear (ofc, he wont).
Report a case of "Trespassing on private property" to the Police and charge him to court.
In the meantime, you have the right to recover your property as the law does not protect anyone committing an offence.
Double Lock the place and let him go and bring Police (The same Police that you have reported him to, for Trespassing!)

As for the Mediation Center, simply tell them you dont know him and that you have reported him to the Police for trespassing on your property.
Since he is the one that would be claiming he is your Tenant, the onus is on him to provide evidence of a tenancy contract between YOu and HIM.

Now, (if you want to be nice...l am not) he can be advised to leave the place, with a "written undertaking" in place, in a week or two weeks time (Its not your business if he sleeps under the bridge, he is obviously a trouble maker and such people dont deserve any pity).
Dont agree to more than two weeks, be firm on this because after that length of time, you are going to "dash him" some "Squatter Rights" which you dont want to.

On the contrary, he might prove stubborn:
Charge his Trespass case to court .. while he will charge you to court for violating his "tenancy rights", as a Landlord!
Your Lawyer will insist, at the Mediation Centre, that there is an ongoing "Criminal case" on the matter and as such, it super-ceeds a "Civil case" of Tenancy.
A Criminal case must finish before the civil part/matter can be heard!

So, he gets docked for trespassing..... and You win that case because you did not rent the place to him nor did you have any rent Contract with him.

His defence will be that "he sublet the place" from the previous Tenant.
You will debunk that by saying the previous tenant has vacated the place and you dont know who he is andneither are you a party to subletting, which is unlawful and illegal.
(That "written communication" you established with the bonafide tenant, is your proof)

Apart from the fact that subletting is illegal, you actually dont know him. Finito.
He could be fined or jailed for Trespassing. I dont give a f*ck!

The Civil case will die a natural death, using the same arguments above (ofc, he wont even show face again.)

You see why l said l dont trust that your Lawyer?
he should have laid all these down on the table for you.

Now, can l have my "pay" for this brief, please? l wrote it at 3am!

Wow Daboomb you' da bomb!!

Camillus92:
So is incrizz your real name.

Yeah.
My real name

babyfaceafrica:
lolz...ladies just like to whine themselves sha...whatever rocks their boat!!

We are special and we know it

Sierusvirus:
Happy Sunday . sup

Thanks. Happy happy new week. I'm cool...

bionixs:
oga,the zeal and zest with which you are going about trying by all means to nail this man wether he is guilty or not ,is not of this world. Could it be that he had grabbed your family's land in the past or what? Put half of that effort minding your business, you would make Forbes mag's top 5. Meanwhile,hate kills and faster,tragically in a case like this

Incrizz


King David slept with another man's wife, and not only that, killed him!

When he was found out,
what did he do?
He repented.

Are you more righteous than Prophet Nathan who called him out?

When the Church makes him, Apostle Suleiman, accountable, he'd be sorry, repent, and hence be restored.
But you guys are puffing him up to his destruction.

You see damning evidence and you're...

Don't let me pour my anger on you o

czarr:
So women should sit down and be lazy and do nothing!
This is a scam!!!...it's just an excuse to push all responsibility on the man so it would always look like the man's fault.


This should not be an ego booster for men rather read through the lines and see the SCAM!!

It's now my duty to wake you up to jog?!
And if she's loosing so much weight, it's my duty to wake you up to eat? I just dey vex anytime I see this kind of write ups, and the men would start feeling like bosses not knowing they are just indirectly slaving for the female specie who would then live longer than them. SMH....look around you and see the number of women growing fat/obese because they have no effing responsibility and now it's my job to make you loose weight?

Yes. You must slave for your woman.

Oh!
You think "head of the home" means moi moi??
You want to be the head but want the woman to take the responsibility?

I don't get you.

knightsson:
too long

But very interesting

Camillus92:
Of course I do know the holy spirit, the one who will guide us to all truth.

k..

Babacele:
Incrizz dearie where are u?......please tell this apostle to go and clear the acts being attached to him in law courts instead of these theatrics. The woman should go and witness against her daughter before a judge.

Hmm..
Apart from his sins that have found him out, the Apostle is really weird.

People may have talked fear into the woman. You can't blame her. Who wants to die by thunder and fire??

Camillus92:
You have been all about Jesus, especially in your profile then your post makes you appear as a virtuous lady, hmmmmm, will really like to know you more.

@bolded hahaha
No be lie o

But you self, you dodge my question.

Camillus92:
Wow, impressed, never came across such word before, something tells me that you are an enigma. Did you study English or are u just a psychic.

Lol..
Thanks
Nope, not English.
Do you know The Holy Spirit?
..The Holy Spirit of Jesus?

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Clown