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Crime / Re: Mother Cries Out Over Her Two Kids Who Are Increasing In Size Everyday by indodon(m): 11:52pm On Apr 30, 2021
I look at this picture and the first thing that came into my mind is "how the f*ck did this shi*t come out her"??

























I for sure ain't letting that come out me even if I was a woman....
Romance / Re: She Had Concluded To Stab Me In My Sleep by indodon(m): 12:11pm On Apr 29, 2021
Xenry:
Long story, but here's the summary: the Op's gf lied to him that she's a virgin while she's not. He later went to her school to spend some time with her and sleep over there. During romance, the girl wanted to be on top, she had a knife, probably wanted to stab the OP because he has been with other girls in the past.
But the OP SIMP-ly forgave her later. Like WtF? I ain't cool with this!
thank you for summarizing, couldn't just read everything..


Op Las Las na rice we go chop for burial.. Later come Fu*k that Ya babe for night

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 25th April 2021 by indodon(m): 3:16pm On Apr 25, 2021
fergie001:
Wan Bissaka is on drugs today.
lamentations
Politics / Re: Toby Okechukwu Hosts Dr. Maduka (Pictures) by indodon(m): 3:12pm On Apr 25, 2021
Their business

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 25th April 2021 by indodon(m): 3:03pm On Apr 25, 2021
fohiss:





Oga abeg go LIVERPOOL STADIUM go smoke ur kpoli oo ... Maybe klopp will be likely to take a sip too grin grin grin
I stand with Leeds
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 25th April 2021 by indodon(m): 2:54pm On Apr 25, 2021
Can't wait to see the look on man United fans face when Leeds United lead by 3 goals

Romance / Re: Woman Ends Up In Hospital After S3x With Husband Leads To 'never-ending Orgasm' by indodon(m): 10:08pm On Apr 24, 2021
When these white girls have sex they give you their all unlike the demons that we call girls in this Naija..





























*dodges stones and broken glass*
Travel / Re: Gridlock: Sanwo-olu Looks On As Trucks Take Over Apapa by indodon(m): 1:41pm On Apr 23, 2021
Tinubu is an old fagg
Romance / Re: I'm Dumping Her Right Away by indodon(m): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2021
undecided

Romance / Re: Guys Pls Be Wise by indodon(m): 10:28am On Apr 22, 2021
tosik:

Rule no 2.never ever love a lady too much..
rule no 3. Never love a lady if she's not yo mama

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Celebrities / Re: Timini Egbuson And Ceec Filmed Kissing (Video) by indodon(m): 10:20am On Apr 22, 2021
If no be Dia fu*k video I wonder why e hit front-page

Romance / Re: Are Her Standards Too High? by indodon(m): 1:01pm On Apr 21, 2021
Remind me again what she brings to the table?;

Romance / Re: Dubai based Nigerian man calls out lady for doing these.(pictures) by indodon(m): 12:55pm On Apr 21, 2021
I don tell una say make una leave all these facebook girls una no gree..




















If your friend had known the girl personally now he would have known her house or little personal things about her like where she work but una go see girls online una preek go stand... If na your fellow man now you for give am? I'm sure you've learnt your lesson albeit, the hard way

Health / Re: Sights of Horrific Sicknesses And Diseases On Nigerian Roads by indodon(m): 12:02pm On Apr 20, 2021
Stopped giving beggars money when I heard that they do sell their money to ritualists..










I can't comman die for doing good

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Celebrities / Re: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by indodon(m): 11:47am On Apr 20, 2021
JosephXavier:


Lol

I haven't and I don't see myself dating a woman without flat tummy

Even a plus size woman is a turn off for me
so I guess I wasn't harsh at all
Celebrities / Re: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by indodon(m): 11:43am On Apr 20, 2021
JosephXavier:

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grin grin grin
Bro that's too hash naa
dunno about you but I love my women sexy and not just beautiful
Romance / Re: My Parents Slapped Me For Dating A Crippled Man - Wife (Video) by indodon(m): 11:41am On Apr 20, 2021
Midas01:
Your mom should have swallowed.
Hahahahahahahabababa

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Celebrities / Re: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by indodon(m): 11:39am On Apr 20, 2021
JosephXavier:


Ah ahn

She is a mother of one naa

It's not easy for a lady's body to adjust after child's birth bro, abeg no body shame her

she should try working out Abeg, after all she's not the first woman to give birth and still look sexy..


Leaves me thinking that maybe that's the reason AG cheated on her

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Celebrities / Re: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by indodon(m): 11:31am On Apr 20, 2021
This simi body no fine at all again

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Romance / Re: My Parents Slapped Me For Dating A Crippled Man - Wife (Video) by indodon(m): 11:29am On Apr 20, 2021
So now what if you want correct doggy?

Career / Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by indodon(m): 11:23am On Apr 20, 2021
Your boss wife dey where you de buy akara??


























Can't help but wonder how much the job pays

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Romance / Re: No Erection For My Wife by indodon(m): 11:16am On Apr 20, 2021
The pain of living with one woman is becoming glaring..

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Religion / Re: 8 Repentant Militants & Kidnappers Become Pastors At OPM by indodon(m): 9:31am On Apr 20, 2021
Retirement plan if you know you know grin
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by indodon(m): 8:02am On Apr 20, 2021
Nowadays I don't conclude on beautiful women until I *confirm* with full picture
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was The Condition They Gave You That Made You Reject A Job Offer? by indodon(m): 7:49am On Apr 20, 2021
Karleb:


Why didn't you just tell him you can't show up or you don't do such rather than agreeing only to not show up?
cause she actually wanted to 'do' it but later changed her mind grin

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Romance / Re: She Is Pregnant For Another Guy But In Love With Me.. Please Help!!! by indodon(m): 7:41am On Apr 20, 2021
Oga leave the bitch.. Make she suffer the consequences of her own actions






































































Or help her out with another man's child then after the birth watch her leave.. Don't ask me how I know cool

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Romance / Re: Arewa Girls Are The Best!! (PHOTOS) by indodon(m): 7:33am On Apr 20, 2021
Y'all must agree with me that the op have never left sokoto since he was born



























Or is just simply stupid

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Health / Re: Reason Why I Can Never Have Sex Or Have Any Woman In My Life Again. pic added. by indodon(m): 6:39pm On Apr 19, 2021
I just have three advice for folks yet to experience sh*t like this before ...


























(1) use condom












If you think she's neat

























(2) use Condom




Then if you trust her very well and you've not gotten married to her.. that leads to the final advice which will work even if the first two did not work











































(3) use condom shocked
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by indodon(m): 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2021
Madam if you get belle tell us make we know as we go take help you..































No come here come dey give us lamba
Politics / Re: Aisha Mani: Emir Of Katsina Marries Off Christian Teenager To Abductor - HACFO by indodon(m): 5:56pm On Apr 19, 2021
One Nigeria stopped working a long time ago..





But wetin consign me

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