I look at this picture and the first thing that came into my mind is "how the f*ck did this shi*t come out her"??

























I for sure ain't letting that come out me even if I was a woman....

Xenry:
Long story, but here's the summary: the Op's gf lied to him that she's a virgin while she's not. He later went to her school to spend some time with her and sleep over there. During romance, the girl wanted to be on top, she had a knife, probably wanted to stab the OP because he has been with other girls in the past.
But the OP SIMP-ly forgave her later. Like WtF? I ain't cool with this!

thank you for summarizing, couldn't just read everything..


Op Las Las na rice we go chop for burial.. Later come Fu*k that Ya babe for night

fergie001:
Wan Bissaka is on drugs today.

lamentations

Their business

fohiss:





Oga abeg go LIVERPOOL STADIUM go smoke ur kpoli oo ... Maybe klopp will be likely to take a sip too

I stand with Leeds

Can't wait to see the look on man United fans face when Leeds United lead by 3 goals

When these white girls have sex they give you their all unlike the demons that we call girls in this Naija..





























*dodges stones and broken glass*

Tinubu is an old fagg

tosik:

Rule no 2.never ever love a lady too much..

rule no 3. Never love a lady if she's not yo mama

If no be Dia fu*k video I wonder why e hit front-page

Remind me again what she brings to the table?;

I don tell una say make una leave all these facebook girls una no gree..




















If your friend had known the girl personally now he would have known her house or little personal things about her like where she work but una go see girls online una preek go stand... If na your fellow man now you for give am? I'm sure you've learnt your lesson albeit, the hard way

Stopped giving beggars money when I heard that they do sell their money to ritualists..










I can't comman die for doing good

JosephXavier:


Lol

I haven't and I don't see myself dating a woman without flat tummy

Even a plus size woman is a turn off for me

so I guess I wasn't harsh at all

JosephXavier:

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Bro that's too hash naa

dunno about you but I love my women sexy and not just beautiful

Midas01:
Your mom should have swallowed.

Hahahahahahahabababa

JosephXavier:


Ah ahn

She is a mother of one naa

It's not easy for a lady's body to adjust after child's birth bro, abeg no body shame her

she should try working out Abeg, after all she's not the first woman to give birth and still look sexy..


Leaves me thinking that maybe that's the reason AG cheated on her

This simi body no fine at all again

So now what if you want correct doggy?

Your boss wife dey where you de buy akara??


























Can't help but wonder how much the job pays

The pain of living with one woman is becoming glaring..

Retirement plan if you know you know

Nowadays I don't conclude on beautiful women until I *confirm* with full picture

Karleb:


Why didn't you just tell him you can't show up or you don't do such rather than agreeing only to not show up?

cause she actually wanted to 'do' it but later changed her mind

Oga leave the bitch.. Make she suffer the consequences of her own actions






































































Or help her out with another man's child then after the birth watch her leave.. Don't ask me how I know

Y'all must agree with me that the op have never left sokoto since he was born



























Or is just simply stupid

I just have three advice for folks yet to experience sh*t like this before ...


























(1) use condom












If you think she's neat

























(2) use Condom




Then if you trust her very well and you've not gotten married to her.. that leads to the final advice which will work even if the first two did not work











































(3) use condom

Madam if you get belle tell us make we know as we go take help you..































No come here come dey give us lamba

One Nigeria stopped working a long time ago..





But wetin consign me