If you no do all this things wey you write may whatever God you bow down to punish you!!



















Bar man!! Bring me origin bitters wey cold and abeg tell dj to play me " guys must chyke me" by biggie smalls ft Dija

I don't have much rip to waste on this one..



I'm sure she saw the signs or rather didn't see any reasonable source of income but she chose to "enjoy life"













Abeg make una tell MTN to bring back my 24gb for #3500 na that one dey worry me this morning

Blackfire:
Igbo and yoruba people





Na dem

that's why you'll never be sensible in your life.. this mentality is what is keeping you backward. Mumu!

Sh*t!!


How is the girl this stupid? And if she ain't stupid she's damn wicked... But then again, aren't they all wicked

Extratyre01:


Give am Belle.. Na sure odd be that, she go wait

seconded

Leonbonapart:
guilty of an act isn't the same as justifying an act. Una no gree get sense for this forum all these children

may whatever God you worship and bow down to punish you!!






Instruction is simple ADULT

If you're not a virgin and you judge her may whatever God you bow down to punish you!!

Jovialjune1:



Baby smeagol, go and check the moniker jovialjune and go through my comments and be educated, because I can now see your constant mention of me has become an obsession and a mental stalking syndrome, once you've gone through that moniker to know the kind of person I am, drink water, eat biscuits, and never quote me again,

And if you ever try to get my attention by quoting me because you are obviously starved of it when growing up in your dysfunctional home, family, and background, plus the uselessness of your life offline, the way I will ignore you will make you doubt your existence.

damn!

Na by force to marry?

Babe wey you know say na street get am.. why you go de argue with am about where she go in the first place??



Na small boy dey worry you.. I hope say prisoners go vote

EmiDon11:
Just accept the fact that another man is fvcking ur bae.,
Btw, u sure say dis girl wey i go lash by 5:30 PM today no be ur babe?
she slim,fair small, she too dey wear red bra and black p*nt.
she no too tall like that.,
anyway anywhere wey ur girl wan go by 5:30 PM today, dont stop her, i repeat dont stop her o.

what kind of vawulence is this?

Apeall:
Jesus Christ

you're wicked

I'm surprised this news was not being carried by ..














If you're about to die, wait naija will get better come 2023 after obi wins

No be fu*k you wan fu*k??


Just do your thing and leave the problem for the next man to deal with..
















No vawulence intended

Alphamale101:
Hahahahah
I get very sharp 1st class in doing this. Or I will first form rejecting it which will lead you on insisting me taking.

I won't insist you take it...


I go sit-down for there chop or drink am









No vawulence intended

Comrades if una de carry okpo observe well..

I repeat






Observe well for night before, during and after pricing with the okpo..


















No vawulence intended

Does he have a PVC?

EASYGURU:


Omo comrade be like say I go give up on these banis matter ooo. I don tire. Make i no go die for active service.

*sips drink* bar man! Mix double Martini for this comrade

Factcheck0001:
mention 5 things Peter obi did better than tinubu as governor?

if your grandfather is around 80 and wetting himself upandan.. if he (your grandfather) can't hold a flag or stand well will you allow him to rule Nigeria?? You sef pity for BAT na..














Make una allow grandpa to live out his last days in peace na.. naija problem too much for one black man let alone an old sick man... No vawulence intended

Newton2024:

BLASPHEMY: Adamawa law school student suffers matchete head injuries for praying rosary on the street.


https://www.facebook.com/378378918890631/posts/pfbid0qA8r6qMWHhhQYBQd9aaR2eJCWYSWKshheuuuvhvvEyfrEFZqSZ8fpGP9GstjsU2pl/

And this is a country where APC is fronting a Muslim-Muslim presidential ticket. God forbid! Those of you supporting the ticket today because it favours you should endeavour to do so when it's the other way round.

I say no to Muslim terrorist-terrorist ticket.

In a muslim country, both the president and vice would be muslims.

In a christian country, both the president and vice would be christians.

In a muslim-christian country, the president and vice would always be shared by both religion.

APC is an Islamic party that plans to turn Nigeria to a muslim country, a country that is owned by muslims and muslims are first class citizens.

gbamsolutely!!

naija4life247:


Start practicing how to cry now, because just about two hours into the election, you all will start crying blood

more mumu coming from the same man...

how about the fact that he is aged and almost at the doorway of Hades? Must we continue to allow ethnicity and or religion blind us? Must we continue to not see what's right in front of us?? Please vote wisely come 2023.. vote Peter Obi, vote labour party and vote better Nigeria

naija4life247:


Now that the VP is Pastor Judas Osinbajo, how has he been able to protect the lives and properties of Christians?

Just two hours into election, you will all start crying blood, because the results will be obvious that Jagaban Borgu is miles ahead of other clowns.

Tinubu's wife is a Pastor in RCCG, did he marry her over 40 years ago for politics? Tinubu appointed a RCCG Pastor Judas Osinbajo as Buhari's VP, you did not think that Tinubu was insensitive or disrespect to Christians then. Tinubu selected, yes, he selected Ambode and later Sanwo-Olu who are both Christians as Lagos governors, you were happy with that. Even Fashola that Tinubu first selected as Lagos governor after him, Fashola's wife is a Catholic Dame. When Tinubu selected Ben Akabueze as Commissioner for Budget of Lagos State, and later as DG Budget Office for Buhari, you did not think that Tinubu had no respect for Christians then.

We will humiliate you all on election day, just two hours into the election, you will start shouting Biafra or Death again, and the Nigerian Army will be waiting to whip your asses.

mumu man spotted!

this love mata tire me



Sometimes I feel it's better not to marry until fifties

These females you're trying to 'show you're the man' will still go ahead and cheat on you with a shatta bandle out there... When you're alive and when you die on her..

























But what do I know??

imagine if the hubby is one fat as* niqqa..








After carrying him around she go still collect wotowoto for sure