Another comrade don go marry ashewo..




















Local man is sorry

Why una too de lie for this country sef....















Boogyman557 abeg I need that ya old kala I wan use am confirm something from op

Thazard:

na double wahala comrade

mastermaestro:


I am sure it wasn’t stolen considering his plea. He misplaced the phone. I am not even sure he knows where he lost it. Probably at the airport, or while visiting someone/someplace.

Whoever saw the phone may never see this post nor know who owned it. He would have thrown away the sim and reset the phone by now. Most smart phones have gmail accounts attached. With that, recovering his contacts shouldn’t be a big deal.

The things he would never get back are probably saved documents, personal notes, notice of invitations, and text messages. I know how I felt when a device loaded with personal write-ups went to sleep and never woke up again. But I encouraged myself and moved on.

all the aforementioned or someone from the congregation took it from his pocket...


Hunger de broda

Make una try de Fu*k babes wey get sense and work abeg...







E get why

Imagine returning phone you stole to collect blessing..

The guy de even put full stop at the right place..

How did this get to front-page??
















Abeg how much be one bottle of tiger for una side

vasel15:


Will you keep quiet

it's like your sense dey plate of water cause your thinking shallow..









Fo*l

Op we know when you notice the curvy body so don't give the responsible man cowshit

No everybody suppose get phone..

You dated someone from her 'sisi' age right into her 'hanty' age and now you want to run...









Oga you must marry o

The man's face tho..

Nasir123:


How is he/she right?

about you lot being jihadists..

Killing and your religion supporting it but hey, I'm not ready for that conversation and neither are you

Nasir123:


Guy Shift!

I'm not having this conversation with a Baby.

Man's right

Jmichael1:


bt atleast we can feed u for a whole yr without going to the bank...

you'll kinda need to move out of your parents 2 bedroom flat for you to be able to do that...























Don't you fu*king mention me again

Jmichael1:
My own be say tinubu remain my mentor till the day i join my ancestors....

BAT 2023 100% SURE

there's no difference between you and portable...










Fo*l

Wahala for Virginia o


















Young blood your 'virgin' babe is a different animal at night.....







I get reason and my reason na experience

This people no get problem..

This one de find di*k low-key

FREEBNB:
don't break up keep fucking her and start looking for someone else. also stop spending on her and act broke till she use her hand break up them show her all the chats.

OP this is the best advice....



Add cheating to it also... That way your emotions will be withdrawn from the ship...


You can thank me later

Babe wan use this one cash out....























Ask her 'so what do you want me to do'?

Chuksaluta:


Oga you sounded reasonable that's why I mentioned you. I read it and I shared it on the forum. Correct me don't rubbish my opinion. Everybody in this nairaland carry vex for heart. Every small thing na fight. Someone can't have simple discussion.

I said 'peace' bruv

Edouardinho:
Feeling suicidal too

oga this hardship wey everybody de manage.. you wan come kee yourself??

Na cheating na

This Suicide here and there everywhere now....

















Are they all leaving us to face this hardship alone??












Oga come better back o..

donaldking10:


Number 2 is wrong & can be bypassed because officially Kwankwaso never officially contested for primaries under NNPP. Infact technically speaking the party now officially belongs to him.
And that was the reason why Obi could comfortably decamp to L.P because he was officially not part of any primaries.
Secondly not having submitted a V.P candidate to INEC means the party has not been recognized as a political party contesting for a presidential election, & has automatically been disqualified meaning Kwankwaso is free to do whatever he chooses.
A.P.C was disqualified by INEC in Akwa-Ibom after running their primaries, doesn't mean Akpabio can't decamp to another party to run for senate.
Don't forget anyone can form a party in Nigeria, even you can form a party. & u can still choose to walk away from your party if your ambitions are not recognized by INEC.
I think that's the reason why they chose not to present a V.P candidate so they could officially be disqualified, meaning he's free to decamp to any other party of his choice.
There are so many ways that the law can be circumvented, & there's a reason why they are still discussing about running together till date.
You can't be smarter than both Obi & Kwankwaso combined.
And please explain Ahmed Lawan who ran for presidential primaries under A.P.C, but is now currently returning back to the senate.
Try to reason before you COPY & PASTE at times.

I never even thought/ remembered Ahmad Lawal when I was reading his electoral laws

Chuksaluta:


I don't think there can be a merger. Section 81 of the new electoral act says all merger should be done 9 months before an election.

go back and read the section 81 again..















Please get your fact right before you mention..
Peace

We all can't wait for NNPP LP merger

Sucre6:
Bro, where you babe base, because the babe way i recently bang posted this same status that same night too, no jokes.

vawulence advocate spotted!!