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n.p Akon - locked up

I'm thinking bullet proof cars for some yeye people, while non-yeye people are being short-paid.

Why shall I shy?
Hell NO!

This was wizkid. The one we have now is wizpop,,,

oniconx: 1 don't go for ridiculous prices.
2 don't send any form of advance payment no matter what.
3 cross check claims of seller for consistency using different phones
4 pay only for what u see at bank for security and record
5 avoid seller claiming customs sales or location in kamba jigawa or far places
5 double check identities if the person have records and personal pics on facebook,whatsap,twitter etc
6 be sensible. Goodluck!

Finally, some pertinence!
Thanks buddy

Monstertrucks: lmao.Na the name make u like m?

Yea man!

Efemena_xy: I'm not going to click on your link nor visit your blog.

Besides, how does this topic concern Nigerian children? Majority of them are undernourished. If you really want to help, go do your homework on malnourishment and how it can be combated in Nigeria. Obesity is the least of Nigerian children's worries.

Word! May the force be with you!

Efemena has said it all. My mantra is 'nobody is irreplaceable'. Guy move on! You'll see someone better out there, just socialize more. They say if you're scared of losing sight of the shore, you won't discover new continents! Good girls plenty gan!! Especially when you've got a fair income. Girls will kill to be in her shoes!

Kedu America!

ogugua88: Off-topic but I've been marveling at the triage they've set up on the highway. RED tarp for severe injuries, YELLOW tarp for moderate, and GREEN for mild. I never would've guessed the colors had meaning.

Me too! Oyibos sha!!

Morale:
Be good at what you do, you'll be celebrated... ;d
I wish ma grandma was this active!

Wait, water as in h2o abi another one? Shuo! Na him peeps for here dey treat eva water like say na champagne?
Bling h2o me likey sha!

olatade: Leave a Comment
United Kingdom has suspended its plan to impose 3,000 pounds visa bond on first time visitors from Nigeria.

It could not be confirmed if it has also suspended the policy in five other Commonwealth countries considered to be sources of “high risk” tourists to the UK.

The countries, where the country had, in June, proposed to implement the plan starting from November are Nigeria, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Bangladesh.

An official, who spoke on condition of anonymity with our correspondent on Friday, said there had been no official communication from the home country on the visa bond which almost generated a diplomatic row between UK on one hand and the affected countries on the other hand.

He said, “We have not received any directive on the visa bond. This is an issue the two countries (Nigeria and UK) have approached through diplomacy.

“The policy cannot be implemented now because there is no official communication on it.”

 


http://www.punchng.com/news/uk-suspends-3000-pound-visa-bond/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Methinks they're undecided thus keeping mum, not that they've suspended the decision...Abi?

Good news!!!
Let me go B2K on y'all
'bum bum bum'

But does this apply to African women? Big butts are ubiquitous in this part of the world, but not as many smart ones..#justsaying

peteregwu: WITHOUT WOMB AND FALLOPIAN TUBE THAT WAS CUT, YET SHE TOOK IN AND GAVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN.

Sister Margaret Ejeh is from Gowon Estate branch of the Lords chosen in Egbeda, Lagos, Nigeria. She joined The Lords Chosen church in 2007. She started her testimony lie this, "God of chosen has given me victory." You may ask, what is the victory?

Freudian slip? I thought so too!

And the diabetes-friendly diets include......

The body of the porrn actress...Damn!


Don't ask us why, ask him!



Posters take note:
Wanna see some magic? Type p o r n in your replies (without spaces) and be amazed by what you get when you submit the post! The filters change your 4-letter word to a 9-letter word.
Did I hear someone say old story? Yea, that's what I thought too

Alikaxon: am nt sure dat u re sure abt diz. If really, well no comment yet.

Op says he could only imagine.

Furious2: Mun ji ko

Tor!
This warning alone has increased my urge to wanna take a peek directly. See setup!

liloelawwal: dear lord,take me,i dnt belong here.i have seen enough evil and disheartening things.i dnt want to see more

Dude if you're serious, take yourself and leave god out of this! Try any of the one thousand ways to be taken approach e.g the blade-wrist, belt-fan, third mainland-lagoon methods...

@op this is sick!! Eew!

Now this is what Davido shoulda sang about! Not handwrestling and 'behind' ...See GOBE!

Capt. JH Miller:
Allison Dezani is still sexy aint she?
Even as old as she is some guys in their 20s and 30s wouldn't mind marrying her, money aside.

Point...
Be a woman that takes good care of herself and you have nothing to worry about.

Gbam!
Plus, marriage for some is mainly about companionship. Sex is a perk that comes with it.
That said, I completely agree with Capt. Miller. For those women that are unable, you better pray that your husband's libido depreciates with age. But if you end up with the papa saliu kinda man, you'd have to forget sex when you stop being attractive.
Point is, pray that your husband's libido has an inversely proportional relationship with your age once you clock fifty.


P.s: papa saliu is an eighty-som'n year old man in d village that just got married (for the umpteenth time) 5years ago. His first wife is still alive and she looks like his elder sister...

....My religion is to do good...Thomas Paine

donphilopus: I've never seen a source in most of the match threads...

Don't know shaaaa

Now you know bro. You can start setting an example for others to follow.

donphilopus: I've never seen a source in most of the match threads...

Don't know shaaaa

Now you know bro. You can start setting an example.

Them boko bastards again! Kill 'em all!

donphilopus: Does sport need source??
Are we in Politics section??

@Topic.. May the better team win

Buddy, it does. Whatever you write or say that is not your own original idea has to be credited to the original speaker/writer.

rapture_ready: Lol

Afta we read dat kain interview finish, cum see their picture, u tink se we go fit sleep 4 night?

Lwkmd.
But from the interview, the witch said not all witches are ugly. So chances are that, the only thing that 'll keep one awake is their beauty!

odedeyi01: [img]http://3.bp..com/-cP-l-LSmVho/UnCI01eF33I/AAAAAAAAGWM/PxSgBlXPs10/s1600/obj.jpg[/img]
After a successful heart surgery in far away India, OJB Jezreel has been finally discharged.
The ace producer sent out a release stating that he’s well, has been discharged and will soon return to the country.

Read below:

Dear fellow Nigerians.

Greetings from far away India !I am sure this note from me will catch you with a little surprise. I have been reading a lot of news about ME being published on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and different Blogs by my good friends.
I thought I must take out a quick moment and let you know that I am officially discharged today from the hospital, after a successful Kidney Transplantation Surgery, by God’s Grace. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all Nigerians for your prayers & good wishes, without which all this would not have been possible.
I also take this opportunity to thank my friends, fans and family for all the love, prayers and good wishes for a Speedy Recovery!! Be home with you soon …….
Thank you once again sincerely,
Your very own OJB Jezreel.

Source : http:///C2jqI

Whatagoan op?

Sunny_bobo: Dumb post. Were you expecting Mrs. Jonathan to bury her mum with her money?

Gbam!

ifyalways: Source naija.com . Is that not a forum like nairaland?

A credible source or it never happened

Abi o! It's not impossible tho', after all, in this country, the minority is more than the majority...Smh