₦airaland Forum

It's a natural something! Happens in the animal kingdom too so humans are no exception..A male praying mantis usually gives the female something to feed on while he bleeps her! Some animals dance, others sing bla bla bla. You've got to do what it takes to impress her enough and get laid. The suprising thing for me is that they are the ones that enjoy this sex thingy the most! They should pay guys to sleep with 'em! But nature's a bitc.H

maishot: A girl I have been 'scheming' to bleep for the past two and a half month just asked me this question.
Wallahi, I just stood there dumbfounded. (She gree make I sex A̶̲̥̅♏ sha ).
But the question still hunts me pple. The point is "Why" are we so?!

Biological composition! Gbam

Please nobody should quote the op! It's a frigging long post! (and i'm presently using a phone)

Meanwhile, is it me or did she forget to mention anything about the cost of the purchased vehicles? I think that was what caused the hullabaloo in the first place. Abi?

I don't get the rationale behind this move by ogbeni. I thought the thursday sanitation thingy was applicable to shop owners only to enable them keep thier environments clean. If commercial banks are forced to shun ops on thursday mornings, then corporate bodies should brace up too. But maka why?
What's the point of the general sanitation on last saturdays of the month then?

Alikaxon: you have to know that a change is not effected very fast, those were de times the foundation was beeing built.

Going by your premise, then the Eagles should continue winning tournaments abi? What happened it the Confeds cup? Oh! His goodluck is limited to African tournaments?

With proper health facilities, cholera should not kill! That food they call african salad contributed to my friend's death years ago. Folks should be mindful of what they eat. We cant rely on the healthcare system to be there for you when the attack comes...#nuffsaid

Alikaxon: In recent times, since the inception of president Goodluck Jonathan; the super eagles of Nigeria has suprised the world interms of overwhelming performance. We unexpectedly worn the Afcon championship. I doubt if any Nigerian would have believed that Nigeria will win the cup; prove me wrong if you had believed in the first place.

I did not believe tho, but Charles Anazodo of supersport was VERY confident. He was even like "2013, the year the super eagles will win become african champions"...

We were all flabbagasted by the defeat of the ivorians, wow! Currently Nigeria is the 4th best team in Africa, we are climbing steadily. Goodluck Jonathan visited the super eagles in ethiopia, and a win came out of it.

So he should visit them in BRAZIL?
[qoute]The super eagles are now the defending champions of Africa. 3 years back and so, the super eagles were subject of redicule in every beer parlour, sports programmes etc. But now, things have changed since Goodluck Jonathan came in. [Alikaxon of nairaland speaks][/quote]Bro, he's been there since 2009!!! What happened in 2011?

What a pathetic story. But suicide was a wrong move! Who will testify even if the criminals are apprehended? Or the police will just dole out justice oppa 9ja style?

I ki the parents ku ori re... i.e. Congratulations to the parents.
As for you HIV, you're going down sucker! :p

Normally, I should be discombobulated. But here I am, feeling like 'so what, crazier things still happen all over the world'...Mother nature could be a bitc.h tho'.

Don't know who/what to believe..A tabloid, a blog, and a post on NL..
*exits thread*

life_style: wetin your eyes find reach another man peni.s ? abi you be gay ?

So by taking note of another persons private part automatically makes the observer a gay person? Na wa o!

vire: you are on your own sir.....lol.......but you know what i mean....you too would want to have a party like dat.....it shows they are wining the war and even if we say we hate it.....wat will you call this part of it you love.........lol

Lol
I never said I was homophobic. It's a natural phenomenon (fact!) and humans are the only specie of animals that are homophobic (thousands of animal species exhibit homosexual behaviors) (another fact!). I can't indulge in any form of sexual act with a guy but I know folks that are gay (and this was how many of 'em were born) and I'm friends with them. However, like I opined earlier, I love 'em ladies toying with each other so let's say I'm pro-gay (not gay and not anti-gay). Das all!

iterator25: Lol.. husband is scarce

No! Husbands are not! 'Good' husbands are!...

vire: time is already telling....they are wining the war....more people are getting inclined to homosexuality....like i said....guys would love to see two girls have sex than two guys...so a few of us are being won over

I'd do anything for a party (not a devil's party o!). In fact, I admit here that I'd love to see (not just) two girls doing it and be a part of the party! Folks don't know how deep they are in this thingy yet. I'm of the opinion that it's mother nature's doing and so case closed!

sultanemerald: you need help. Then, of you have to be a Christian you need sanctification. So, since we refuse to accept homosexuality we are now medival? Lol. You need the saving grace and healing power of the Lord. The very God that created you. And most of your spellings are even wrong. so, your opinion doesn't matter.

Put your house in order before you correct someone else's grammar.

36STATES: My instict is always to accept whatever majority of Nigerians oppose and reject whatever they accept.

I'm with you on this bro!

That Moyes guy should be aware that he wont have the same moratorium that Fergie had when he took over...He had better get his acts right tonight....#vexingMUfan

Time will tell really! Traditions are going down the drain and this may not be an exception. That said, so the lawmakers actually look at what the masses say! Now they posit that 92% of 9jerians are in support of the bill. Will they mind if 92% of the people oppose their gross embezzlements? Will it matter to them?
smh

Ubercool!

Et tu bishop
*in Julius Caesar's voice*

We could really use some serious revolutiin against incessant defalcation and impunity....Question is: Who will bell the cat?

Stereotypes can be superficial and misleading..You'd soon be inundated with various responses many of which will show you how 'interesting' we are. My 2 cents on your issue is that you make the most of what you have where you are. Nigerian ladies are still SSS and here you are eyeing their 'birthrights'....
Easy babe, easy!

Stylishrita: . This doesn't look photoshopped to M̶̲̅ε̲̣ o.

Trust me, photoshop does not always look photoshopped. It depends on the photoshop user....

Nonso23: i'm serious o. I'm currently using my java phone for surfing the net; if i need to do any major stuff online, i go to a cybercafe. I can't keep wasting 1000 for mere 260mb or 1500 for 2gb out of which i might barely use 500mb throughout its duration of validity.

I feel your pain buddy and with the way it is, you've got to keep improvising until gravity acts on the prices like it has done on sim cards over the years.

mouthaction...like talking and eating? Some madass filtering mhen! lmsao...

could be photoshopped.....#justsaying

It is regrettably lugubrious!!
*In Obahiagbon's voice*

Dining rooms are boring! Folks would like to multitask (eat and watch tv) and very few dining rooms offer that luxury.

Yepa! There's nothing good about this thing o! As a kid, it was attributed to lekeleke (egret)....lol

Nonso23: Tell airtel to stabilize their network and mtn to bring back bis on android then i will download BBM, use it and afterwards, give my verdict. I am not going to use bbm on an unstable or a ripoff network . I need a steady, reliable and cost-efficient data plan first!
Till then; Whatsapp is better!
#ArgumentumAdIgnorantia

Buddy, are you sure you want to use BBM in this country at all? See criteria o!

Mindependent: Thank you, if he does actually come calling how can I treat him like shit, I fear my true feelings for him will let me down

It's easier than you think. Start by pretending you don't give a rat ass. Those feelings you gat will not help o! Trust me, you can program urself to not like him that much. Iono how elze to put it babe.

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Sure bet! I'd recommend this for you too if you are completely risk averse!

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