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Mindependent: Exactly what I mean!!!!! And the worst part is deep down, I still care, I still want to hear them speak and hope one day they actually make a tiny effort at least but alas I have to resist the urge to just put my phone on speed dial and call him

Babe, if you want to live long, forget that person asap. It is very possible. Delete the number (even if you've memorized it) and occupy urself with something else. Just be confident in the person you see in the mirror. Let your mien exude panache and charm. Either (or both) of two things will likely happen:
1. He'll come calling (treat him like sh!T when he does)
2. A more deserving person will come along (he's probably around somewhere but you've not given him the chance)
Another likelihood is that none of these will happen since life can be so effed up. Just be proud of who you are and enjoy life to the fullest. No one should be that important to make you miserable.

One man's eew is another man's wow!
They didn't mention Nigerian roaches, those with a sophisticated communication system!

P.S. Waiting for that bumbo claat who'll start quoting the op's post!

Judek2: Long post..
I think the challenge throws more challenge to the atheists who believe so much in evolution theory..

I think it's the religious folks that should worry!

Yeye dey smell! *in Fela's voice*
Na by force to hold public office? Remember, there are 1000 other ways to die o!

Mindependent: I don't know what's happening to me but I used to care so much about this person but now I don't actually give two shits to be honest.

I used to do all the calling and make all the effort but they seemed uninterested so I decided to stop making myself look desperate and when I stopped, believe it or not; they didn't even bother with me.

Moving on to a happier life I guess. Also, don't you guys just hate it when someone promises you something and they don't keep that promise, be it materially or physically.

I kinda understand how you feel! You call, they don't. They promise, they fail! Both make you appear desperate! Sh!T happens babes!

Make 'diaspora' unwelcome for the polithievians when they come a-visiting. We'll do the same on the home front too.
Don't mind me o! I've got no intelligent response yet! When I'm in 'diaspora', I'll think of something..

You asked for my take, take it!
I'm up for anything that solves 'some' of our present problems as a nation.

kingphemy: Due to the new CBN regulations you can only receive the naira equivalent if you are sent any money from abroad. That is, no more dollar or pound payout.

And if you are paying for goods/services abroad you pay the naira equivalent, which the bank will do on your behave. That your domicilliary account is now useless. Any transaction you do now will always be in Naira even if you are buying meteors from Mars!

Nah, its not useless. I received a TT inflow last week and I withdrew the hard currency.

Yea! 'the good things'! Some madass meat binge eating in the horizon mhen...
*books an appointment with my doc for friday*

We are a crazy species.
Just a quick question, do the 'RIP' folks here mean 'rest in pieces'?

I am led by the spirit... (the 'spirit' being my effed up circadian rhythm)

Only the forgotten are truly dead.
Abami eda lives on!

osisey2010: Its not only gtb oo. Even your friends or family cannot send you money from abroad atm until further notice. I read online that there is a present shutdown on western union and they won't send transactions overseas. I guess its to prevent some scams from taking place. But I hope western union starts working again cos niggaz are broke ooo

Bro, where did you get the gist from? How long ago exactly is your 'ATM'? Please reply..

The annoying thing is they still got the WU banners in their banking halls. They should hide those banners too till further notice!

*Draws seat, grabs pop corn and la casera*
This is gon be fun to read for someone like me (more of an agnostic than a theist). Ride on folks. I'm learning!

Ha Ha! Your head dey dia!
Reminds me of those Hints days sha!

Imma do it strictly for the fun and challenging aspect of it! I might even dump her some days later...#justsaying

The truth is, with the way it is, they've been married for 20 years and they just started courting!

Singing *wonderful story of love* (the ayefele version)

okpara ugo: hallelujah. I will pay. God, make me join fast fast..

I wonder how men of God topped this list.... i weep.

at least there is a new escape conduit for the accumulated wealth he has refused to share with the poor...

Gbam! Anointed conduit!

Rexyl: Right, I pray we coexist but the stubborn ones must be dealt with in order not to cause trouble and disturb our peace. An example is the one we are dealing with right now.

Pray, but deal with 'em? Your mind is made up bro, I rest my case!

DECOtech: I don't quite agree with your number 2. however, TIME has always been a better healer.

Worked for me and a couple of folks I know. Combined with time, lethal!

Yes, he's islamizing the state with Opon Imo, O YES, and granting traditional worshippers their own public holiday. These guys should allow the governor to govern! Puleeze!!

Rexyl: Let‘s hear from the government and other members of the public what they say when the owners of the valuables clamour for total control of their properties. You too what will you say.

We'll cross that bridge when we get there. For now, let's just coexist and tolerate each other!

notinmege: It's like u need Paracetamol ooo!

No o! Just private jet! Das all!

Gotta be a butch! She's got dominant female chromosomes. Na so god want am.

Awakullowo: I am sure, you are ibo. You can never be happy because she is a successful Yoruba woman.

You didn't need to go tribalist on the fella...#justsaying

Defeat? Didn't know it was a bout!

WTF! I didn't see this coming. LWKMD!

Things that annoy me.
In no particular order, they just piss me off!
1. Those that quote long posts like you said! Dem no dey reason say sometimes, na phone person dey use do NL!
2. Those that use the slightest opportunity to insult others.
3. Folks that post completely non-sequitur comments! (e.g oh, i made front page today; thank god, i'm first to comment)
4. Unreasonable fanatics of any kind
But that's why it's a community sha, some weyrey gats dey!

Seriously?
Na to go find one broomstick dey take fly o!

I used to leave till after my meal until some years back during youth service when a friend taught me a lesson. We were eating from the same plate that contained 2 pieces of fish and while he ate one, i automatically assumed he had chosen his so i continued eating with the intention of doing justice to it after the meal. Before i could say dumb ass, the guy cut out of the remaining fish (mine) and ate. Omo, see hiaj o! I took d remaining piece and was like ogade, aw far? His response was that he felt i was not interested since i had not touched the fish and i told him why. Laff nearly kill d guy. He said 'you be small pikin?'...Since then sha, i have stopped waiting till the end of the meal since myself and this fella dined together almost throught service year and i kinda liked the eat-meat-during-the-meal-arrangement.