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I really appreciate the painstaking efforts you put into compiling this piece. I wish religious folks would be more like you and be critical in their analysis of religious texts. Well done bro, may the force be with you!

biafranqueen: The Minister will now be blamed for allowing this to happen! I guess she should have been on the run way with orange flags directing air traffic

Or better still, she should have pushed parked plane out of the way as soon as possible! Well, it was an act of god!

Barcelona vs. Bayern was over two legs. Let your metric be uniform!
Man utd vs. Roma [7-1] for me though, including of course, your 1, 3, and 5!

Ukuts gp: Are the catholics not partial when they use mary the mother of God and fail to use Joseph the father of God in their prayers? Or is Joseph a figurehead in the birth process of Jesus? If they will use mary, while not use Joseph also? Or is Joseph not the earthly father again as mary is the earthly mother of Jesus? The father which is the head is abandoned while the mother is worshipped. Are they not fooling themselve?
The catholic will not cease to amaze me. I just laugh.

Lemme guess why. The 'holy' conception did not involve Joseph! Also, the christian religion will be considered extremely patriarchal if there is no female figure to revere (all male trinity for instance). They had to come up with a female figure and who but the mother of god is better suited to play that role...#Justsaying

Chiamaka01: Wait! You're an atheist, right?

Nah! (not yet)
But not a theist in popular sense...

If she has loving parents, seduce her father and make him your maga! Lol!
Previous posters have given you good advice already! Move the bleep on!

I attribute the popularity of the Nigerian cybercriminals to the typical copy-cat syndrome. We overdo things ('even copy-catism'). One person does it successfully, 20000 want to do it too (not 20 as in the case of the Romanians) and it leads to an exponential proliferation. Add that to our status as the most populous black nation and our presence in almost every part of the world, then you get a good picture of 'now'!

21. Paste this list on the door of your wardrobe!
Thanks op, for making me fantasize...Oh boy!

Can't say too. But maybe it is distantly related to why many of 'em can't limit themselves to tolerable quantities.

While I'd say that some very religious folks can exhibit questionable characters, I still believe this is a fallacy of hasty generalization. There are many nice religious folks out there! And there are also many irreligous folks too..

The 'Brain' I know barely sleeps! Always thinking about taking over the world!
What an enlightening piece! Sad thing is, I've deprived my brain of this sanitation exercise for the past 2 hours! Chai!

RoyPCain: Allah is not on His Throne, because it might connote a sitting position. Instead He is Above His Throne, The Throne is above the heavens.

This might also connote a levitating position...#justsaying

jhidey08: Sum pple r born critics. Dey criticize everytin dey see/ hear, dat's y dier lyf is stagnant. Can't we jst learn hw 2 drop reasonable comments here. ..

I understand your angst, but you can't just state that critics' lives are stagnant..That's so erroneous! Criticism/skepticism to me is like the antidote to bullcrap! #justsaying

I've got 2 yahoo mail accounts, 1 gmail account. 1st yahoomail was opened in 2002 and back then I went on an email opening spree on just any website that rendered the service. The 2nd ymail was in 2007 when our lecturer made it compulsory that we have emails that bear our names (not nicknames). The gmail was opened like 2 years ago sha since google seemed like the web zeitgeist..All 3 are active! Plus 2 more official mails...5 in all...

Subom1: She is a money hungry gold digging ogbanje. But on a serious note, stingy guys are unattractive. I do not like them either. I have my own money and do not need a man to take care of my financial needs, however if a Man is going to do something, he should do it properly or do not bother at all.

I'm not also saying that guys should not spend on their babes. I don't condone it in my buddies too. Women should be pampered (if her head straight ni o!) and spending on 'em is part of the methods. But it doesn't imply that ladies should see guys as their breadwinners! They should effin get a life!

Why can't they just smoke weed and fly?

Bennymontana: Choose;btw ur lovely girlfriend/boyfriend †ђA̶̲̥̅†s ready 2 do anytin 4 you aπϑ ur jobs †ђA̶̲̥̅† offers you a successful career future.

This seems a no-brainer to me! Career jor!

Logicboy and his ilk.
Dunno others until I see their monikers and then I'll be like, 'dis person usually makes sense'

You should also believe that posh car owners should be prosecuted for their flamboyant lifestyles rather than car thieves..Abi? What happened to self-control? I understand that their looks could be provocative but it's still left to you not to fall for the whims of the 'agents provocateurs'.

None until now! Can't seem to find an answer...Yet!

demelza: Its the Napoleon complex. They try to over-compensate for what they lack in height.

You said it all! They're vertically challenged so let's cut 'em some slack!

Touché. You got me at 'I'.

Others (specify)

Freezeman: Ok wonderful write up but hw do i learn to play a GUITAR in 20hours

Lobatan!
Dogged determination-cum-passion is key sha! Can't guarantee the 20 hour timeframe tho'

ffo: this my friend case is funny, he is in a distant relationship, this girl keeps asking for money for this and that on regular basis. its so annoying. the girl in question was like "i dont like stingy men" that "i heard yoruba guys are stingy and i cant date a yoruba guy cus of that."

Your friend should fante! Can you imagine? It is her ilk that i referred to earlier! bleeping leecher! Bitter truth is, the girl does not love him! Take it or take it! (yea!)

0Willywilly0: There will be smile in faces of Ekiti people whom are the largest producers and exporters of Marijuana in the Continent Africa, Yorubas are the driving force for the Legalization of Ganja in Africa, it will boost their income and help infrastructural development

*laff don make me touch crase woman bre.ast mistakenly*
And you know all these, how?

Alikaxon: Mayb smtin like dat though! Bt atleast there is stil smtin good abt the luck.

Eeyah!

ffo: my question is directed to BF/GF relationship when both of you most likely are not sure of marring each other at the end of the day. For married couples, its acceptable at least she takes care of the household, it is also understandable that you paid for her dowry. but for a relationship or courtship, im amused on that.

Then i'd say it's a matter of circumstance. If the guy feels that it's the sure fire way to bleeping her (for reasons best known to him) or even marrying her eventually, then why bother? He's gotta do all it takes, even if it sees him paying her younger one's school fees (it happens). Ladies posting here are only a fraction of ladies out there! We all know that the 'other kind' are as ubiquitous as the sky and these don't mind if you gotta sell your father's house to care for 'em. As fellas, i'd say we strive to make more money than all our gfs can spend (whether they depend on us or not)!

0Willywilly0: Are u from Ekiti

Lol, why asketh thou?

Nice move!

Henry praise: it depends on the lady u are hanging out with, almost all ladies like the praying mantis kind relationship (they feast on u while u are in a relationship) almost all guys prefer the lion pride relationship (so many ladies in the pride, he sleeps all day, the lionesses work for the pride he takes the choice part of the kill, he protects the pride from invaders n intruders, Fu*ck n goes back to sleep).
In bf/gf relationship, the ladies are mantis, in marriage relationship, the men are lion.

Makes sense! Team lion all the way!