₦airaland Forum

[quote author=nadia_SA]toto dike is the one petting u[/quote]Totally uncalled for, don't you have manners?

Tonto dike pays nairaland for publicity

That was a silly action by the fan. On behalf of the illuminati sect i wish to express my outrage and great displeasure and convey my deepest condolence and sympathy to our chairman Jay-z over the ugly incident of the tapping of his wife's butt. We will discuss this incident in our next meeting and we will fish out the offending fan and deal with him mercilessly!!! We urge kim kardashian the soon to be wife of our vice chairman Kanye west to be on the alert as there may be a few psychotic fans lurking around her waiting for an opportunity to tap her butt

CFCfan: "You have exceeded the maximum number of checks. Please purchase an e-facility card".

Cfcfan is now a jamb official

All of a sudden Amaechi has become a saint in the eyes of the Apc goons on nairaland, he has become the best thing since sliced bread.

yuzedo: These simpletons stay being puns in the hands of fellow dolts "marginally" smarter than them. Their priorities are ridiculously skewered! Akpabio for one strikes me as somebody who urgently needs a lobotomy..

*pawns*

Tuface has joined the illuminati

I won't bother downloading the song, Tuface has joined the illuminati and he is now singing with illuminati musicians

milychocs: @ ayobase, my post is mainly for you...
I have been working since 2008 at least, I am a professional, with a very hectic schedule, and a job that is not easy at all........and I am a BBA addict!

I saw season 1 highlights and loved it, missed the other seasons cos of school and plain forgot BB!

During season 4, my boyfriend, also a professional was always cooped indoors and wld tell me to watch BBA, and I always went like, "never!"


The next season, I watched and have been hooked since...!!! No apologies at all, it is great!

What I do is take my leave the whole of June, watch and know them for a whole month, diary sessions are a must, to get to know them.........then after my leave, I work but hurry back to BBA, check d live updates and contribute too @ bbafrica.tv.......sooo I am not jobless and dumb, and I love the show!

My work productivity drops then, but then it is not greatest productivity in the world as I do these full time- football, scrabble, reading, movies, hanging out with friends, dating etc!!!!

So don't give me that for jobless people ish

See, just watch from monday thru saturday, non stop and watch how you will become hooked, you think people who do heroin started off like, in fact I am tired

Btw, watch d first diary sessions today, get to know them, they are also very intelligent people like us, lol, but true

Is there a fine for overly long posts? I would pay, I have a job, and my fellow addicts would chip in too, I am sure

Yes there is a fine for long posts, send $2million to my account I can deduce from your post that you have a lot of free time on your hands for you to watch the show fulltime. I guess it all boils down to passion and interest cos if you have interest for something you will create time for it. Why don't you watch the shower hour? that is the part of the show most people are interested in.

Movingcoil: first of all na from person house i use one wire like dat connect to d back of our tv, so na wetin d person dey watch we dey watch and 4 4kin sake d girls der love dat trashy bbm or bbc or bba, watever they call it. When i grow and get my own dstv, if my wife, any of my children or even myself mistakenly tune 2 dat bba stuff, na dat day d person go pack go en papa house. Like i said wen i grow and buy my own dstv 4 now am still 39.

Badt guy

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]People are stealing Blackberries in 2013?....

Wha Tha .......

That's like hearing about a niqqah stealing a Playstation 2.....

What on earth is he going to do with that Archaic Device in these Modern Times?? [/quote]Blackberry sells like hot cake in Nigeria

Jolaosho of no fixed address pleaded guilty to a one- count charge of stealing.

He now has a fixed address in prison

Pdp rejects are gradually taking over Apc

LOL

Eko Ile: They don't dance at parades, that's for other events and we have pictures of those too...


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https://www.lagosindicatoronline.com/images/xmas2.jpg

Okay...cool

eggheaders: if you are a novice of Nigerian politics using search engines shouldn't be a difficult task too.

I am not a novice, i wanted you to type it with your own hands. 'Witchhunting' is subjective, what you consider to be a witch hunt may be different from what i consider to be a witch hunt. Both governors got what they deserved. A governor is meant to focus on the task of governing his people and providing dividends of democracy for the electorates. Instead these two governors were only interested in fighting with mr President for their selfish gains.
Sylva has been found to have been very corrupt and as his case with the efcc progresses we are getting to know the massive scale of his loot from Bayelsa state. Amaechi himself knows that he has so many skeletons under his cupboard and they will be revealed soon.

They're crazy...they should form their own nudist colony

He didn't party with them? There should've been a photo of him dancing with them on the dance floor

A 7 star hotel for the elites and the super rich....smh

Long distance relationships are okay if the couples are matured and trust each other. Social networks and instant messaging apps really help to bridge the distance gap. However i won't recommend going into Ldr for anyone

Its part of the sacrifice you guys have to make for the SOE to succeed.

He can't come to terms with not having access to his monthly loot

eggheaders: so gej was a democrat for witch hunting Sylvia and amechi. selective amnesia or something of that nature I think.

How did he witch hunt Sylva and Amaechi?

beeboy09: Do you watch football matches?
What do you gain from watching football matches?
This is a totally dumb question you asked. I'm sorry to say.

Okay sir

The beginning of the end for Amaechi, he was frolicking too much with the opposition. I expect him to decamp to Apc in the coming days. One thing is certain, Amaechi is not a democrat, he has no constitutional right to remove a chairman of a local government area.

rash47: Nice points eps no 1, can somebody in the house recommend a challenging book pls

The 50th law by Robert Greene& 50 cent or any of his other books

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I'll recommend it for you.[/size]

It is on the front page now, thank you!

[quote author=omo-nla]The show comes up after the football season. It is a program design to make people continue to subscribe to dstv for the three months of non football.[/quote]This is the main reason why they don't host the show during the premier league season. These dstv guys rake in millions from Bba subscribers

original dave: its beta dan seeing football to me!

Seriously are you male or female?

saviola77: Borrowing the words of our rt. honorable 'The bba is a human zoo experiment to satisfy every bit of people's voyeuristic yearnings' (edited)... A very apt description I must say.

Lol...Patrick Obahiagbon dey vex on twitter

There is nothing special about being a non-permanent member of the Un security council. I think we have occupied that seat sometime in the past.
A non-permanent member does not have veto power to veto decisions so the seat is more or less ceremonial. We should be pushing for our well deserved permanent seat in the security council.
It is a good move all the same, kudos to our foreign policy & diplomats, it shows that Nigeria calls the shots in Africa.