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| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by gametalk: 11:46am On Jul 22, 2010 |
Hi Baby, my name is kkk what's is your name and conversation begins, To throw the bomb, i will say "i have interest in you, do u mind be my future partner? Sometimes i got instant replies like yes, no or maybe i will give u answer in 2days time. LOL 1 Like |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by rahjan: 3:16pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
when the babe wont speak to u or answers in monosyllable i proceed thus: toaster:can i ask u a question? toastee: yes toaster: do u believe in God? toastee: yes toaster: do u believe he can do all things? toastee: yes toaster: do u believe that he can make the face of a hard sister become soft? toastee: (smiles) and usually the ice is broken |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 3:26pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
rahjan: good one! clever, i like that approach, would defo work on me  |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by eudio(f): 3:36pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
bebe, your face looks familiar |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by rahjan: 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
@ nija sisi that line made me popular back in secondary school cos 90% of the time,i had the babe smiling much to the envy of my friends |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by sledge406: 3:44am On Jul 27, 2010 |
rahjan: rahjan, u're d man!!! Jst used the line on my galfriend based on a quarrel dat kept us @ parallel lines and from her response u know d rest. (Thumbs up)  1 Like |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by marketplace(m): 6:11pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
I can't live without you. Infact! You are my life |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
marketplace: how can u say that to someone u just met  |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Acidosis(m): 5:01pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
@naija_sisi, how are you? Long time. . . |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 5:06pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
very well thanks, i know i missed a couple of days on NL was busy sortin out some love issues. But Naija_Sisi is back and back in full force! |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Ranoscky(m): 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
^ Nno! |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 5:20pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
^^^ hahaha |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Ranoscky(m): 11:12am On Jul 29, 2010 |
^^ hehehe u know what it means? |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 11:14am On Jul 29, 2010 |
^^^ I know! ure scared because im back, but dont worry i dont bite  |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Ranoscky(m): 11:35am On Jul 29, 2010 |
^ hehehe scared of what? (stil laughin) |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 11:41am On Jul 29, 2010 |
of the words of wisdom I always post on topics by d way, lovin your signature very funny |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by chamotex(m): 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: Oya toast me jor |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 12:05pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
chamotex, u want me to toast u so that my bf will then fry me alive  Olorun maje oo!! |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by chamotex(m): 12:06pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: You don't have a bf anymore . . . . I'm the man here! Daddy's back!!! Toast me now! |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 12:11pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
chamotex: ah she na by force ni?? ok chamotex, u r di sugar in my tea  |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by chamotex(m): 12:18pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: Nope, but I will soon be the G under your string.  You dont even know how to toast  |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by NaijaSisi(f): 12:28pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
chamotex: lol, trust me i do! im just using the ones u guys use then think ur a champ |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by chamotex(m): 12:33pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Naija_Sisi: No, I am not 'u guys' . . . . I AM THE GUY  Oya prove to me that you can toast now . . . tell me I look pretty first Show me what you got. |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Ranoscky(m): 12:57pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
@Chamotex, Ol boy, which 1 u no dey brov? na so u dey drive? see as u dey overtake from no wia. abeg park well jare! @Naija sisi don't mind chamotex jare, he's just tryna hold us up on traffic, make we go service lane go continue our discussion. |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Sike(m): 5:41pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Excuse me baby, I must confess, you are the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you because i really like what i see. I am Sike by name, so let's get acquainted because i believe our getting to know eachother shouldn't be a bad idea. I'm sure a lot of people must have told you how cute you look, but no one means exactly as i am. I have come across alot of people in this world but yours is exceptional that i couldn't stand the chance of not leaving the word "Can we be friends?" You must be a Confessor Because you've confessed my heart. So, tell me what it takes to Serve you mistress. 1 Like |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Ranoscky(m): 5:52pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
^ what if she say's, "IT TAKES D TICKET TO HEAVEN TO SERVE ME" would u be willin to DIE for her? |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Odaveboy(m): 12:38pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Acidosis: The Oyel (Oil) In My Jolof Rice..........ahahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Odaveboy(m): 12:38pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Acidosis: The Oyel (Oil) In My Jolof Rice |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Nobody: 1:36pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
na wich olden days time u dey refer? u mean during Okonkwo era(things fall apart) or during dat time dem dey dance highlife? |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Damoche10: 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Do I know u from some where?.or Have we met before? |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by InkedNerd(f): 4:00am On Mar 27, 2012 |
@OP: I wouldn't call this a toasting line. It's more like an anti-toasting line Sometimes, I go up to my parents friends sons and start speaking to them in pidgin in a heavy village accent. Last guy I said these words to busted out laughing because he pretty much new I was kidding around. Me: **Scoping area**, then spots guy... Walks up to the guy and says. . . Me: Hey fine boy no pimple, I been dey look you for some time. Guy: {uses Inked_Nerd's real name}, nne why are you trying to toast me? I be bread? Me: Nna, why you dey do shakara? Of course you be be toast, make I be your butta! Guy: na wa for you. With a voice like that a you eying me, I'm sure that enough to get any guy you want. |
| Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by toygod2: 2:58am On Jul 31, 2012 |
Inked_Nerd(f): Quote Post Guy: grin grin grin na wa for you. With a voice like that a you eying me, I'm sure that enough to get any guy you want. Na lie,dat one possible so? Fo those days dem,make girl toast guy.? |
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