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RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Fight Over A Man? : Vote by InkedNerd(f): 5:42pm On Nov 13, 2011
@OP: Hell to tha motha flippin' NO!!! I will NEVER fight over a man. I don't care how much I love you, how long we have been together, or whether or not we're married or to be married. If a woman knowingly interferes in my relationship, having full knowledge that I am currently dating my partner and my partner willingly follows then that is on them. My partner is the one who has more to lose in the whole matter, not the woman. If he goes out of his way to cheat on me with a with a woman who has no idea that he is currently with someone, then I can't really blame the woman so much--the blame would lie solely with the man. I don't take back cheaters either. You obviously didn't have me in mind when you came up with the bright idea to cheat so why should I have you in mind after you've cheated. Deuces!!
ComputersRe: I Helped Steve Jobs Create The Mac — Bill Gates by InkedNerd(f): 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2011
If it's true, why did he wait till Jobs died to make this claim? All these years, and then now? What kept him from saying it while Jobs was alive? undecided
RomanceRe: How Do You Respond When Your Partner Calls? by InkedNerd(f): 10:00pm On Nov 08, 2011
27naira:
I call her "Nwanyi a"

she calls me "Papa Emeka"


but when am in a good mood, i call her "omalicha m" or "tangerine"

smiley smiley

hope this answers your question
Eh ya, that is so sweet!
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Handle This by InkedNerd(f): 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2011
@OP: Since you're not psychic and can't always go by hearsay I suggest you CONFRONT him.
RomanceRe: How Do You Respond When Your Partner Calls? by InkedNerd(f): 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2011
sauer:
Thank goodness, u knw u had it a/ss-backwards grin. Better made explicit.
I'd still say 'yeah', 'yes', 'yes, dearie', but 'sir'? No way!

Inkie, what's up?
I'm good, did you check your mail? wink
RomanceRe: How Do You Respond When Your Partner Calls? by InkedNerd(f): 8:54pm On Nov 08, 2011
freecocoa:
Alright some of you are getting me wrong abi na me make mistake?I don't mean like a phone call,I'm actually talking about when you are together and he tries to get your attention by calling your name or whatever he or she calls you.how do you respond?
Ok, I getcha! Well, I just answer with a simple 'yes' or I just face the person. Depending on the situation and person I may say 'sweetie' but then again, I call everyone sweetie undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Pot Belly? by InkedNerd(f): 8:50pm On Nov 08, 2011
Wallie:
WOW!!! Na which one be "BO/MO"?
Body odor and mouth odor tongue
RomanceRe: How Do You Respond When Your Partner Calls? by InkedNerd(f): 8:43pm On Nov 08, 2011
OP: This is how I answer the phone when I get a call from a love interest.

If the guy is Nigerian:
Caller: ::calls my number::

Inked_Nerd: Wettin you wan? angry

If the guy is a Ibo Nigerian:
Caller: ::calls my number::
Inked_Nerd: Ogini?!?! angry

If I'm fond of the guy and he's Nigerian:
Caller: ::calls my number::

Inked_Nerd [using heavy Nigerian accent]: Hello, baby is that you?! kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Fat Ugly Girls Get Married,while Skinny Pretty Girls Dont't? by InkedNerd(f): 8:13pm On Nov 08, 2011
So because someone is fat and ugly, that means they don't deserve to be married and happy? Was happiness and marriage something that is designated only for those who are skinny and pretty?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Pot Belly? by InkedNerd(f): 7:51pm On Nov 08, 2011
pc guru:
Help i think am having pot belly sad part is i don't want to stop drinking isn't there a Nigerian version of 90210 in Nigeria. tongue save a drunken bro
A Nigerian version of 90210?! Omg, that would be so cool [kind of] grin

kelz88:
Too much food/alcohol, less exercise + chicks who rub their bellies and tell them it's sexy.

Only a tasteless person finds big belly sexy.
It doesn't make the person tasteless. You have your preferences and people have their own. It doesn't make you tasteless. What you may find visually appealing may not be what someone else likes. It's all a matter of preference.
CultureRe: Mixed Nigerians with maternal Nigerian ancestry by InkedNerd(f): 7:44pm On Nov 08, 2011
[quote author=E-Engineer link=topic=797561.msg9505778#msg9505778 date=1320761913]@op, are u celebrating half castes or are u trying to enlighten us

well not bad, i thought ramsey noah's father was egyptian, are u sure its iranian[/quote]I hope you know when you use the term 'half caste', its no different from you a black person being called a nigger or calling someone saying mulatto, quadroon, and octoroon which by the way are also derogatory. The word was coined to refer to individuals not fitting into the ranking system and considered undeserving of any social acceptability--traditionally less ostracised but more ridiculed than outcasts. In the past, people of color often times were generally seen as not being human beings so the terms in its origination is meant to degrade an individual. It's almost as though you [when I say 'you', I don't mean specifically mean you E-Engineer] are saying that someone is a dilluted form of the human species.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Pot Belly? by InkedNerd(f): 7:20pm On Nov 08, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=798912.msg9507332#msg9507332 date=1320775148]The thing is just disgusting. They call it the good life.
Answer me this, WTF is good about the life that may inevitably lead to chronic illness?

Am I the only one that stopped finding Nigerian men attractive? Everything about most of them is enough to make one vomit atleast 368 times a year. Crusty toes and nasty nails, dem get am. Engine eyes, dem own am. Ashy azz leather skin, nobody can beat them. unkept hair, forget about it. BO/MO, dem monopolise am. To make it worse, their dccciiik is not even worth measuring, friccking small pricks. sheesh.

Then they'll come and and call themselves "tall, dark and hansom".

Just disgusting, TBH. Nigerian women in Nigeria dey suffer sha. I hope they can help groom them for the future generation.[/quote]Lmao. Na wa for you o! I don laugh tire.

Basildon1:
better a pot bellied man than a pot bellied gal, muahahaha cheesy ( bite me!)
There's no difference so stop trying to defend your menfolk tongue
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse's Licence Withdrawn In Uk For Calling On Jesus For Help! by InkedNerd(f): 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2011
logica:
You have been warned. You better watch your back. God is very angry these days. You are "inked" meaning tattooed right? If you don't want funny tattoos like the guy in the movie "Beastly" mysteriously appearing on you, you better beg God.
Ok, thanks for the rantings. I don hear. I'll "watch my back" since apparently you speak for God tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Pot Belly? by InkedNerd(f): 5:30pm On Nov 08, 2011
emofine:
oh so dis na the female version of lefulefu lol
I hope so grin
RomanceRe: If U A Naija Babe And U Chase Sugar Daddies Oya Raise Ur Hand by InkedNerd(f): 5:23pm On Nov 08, 2011
[size=14pt]Oya, if you be Naija boy and you dey chase AND look for sugar mommy, raise your hand! Raise am well well! In fact, put both hands in the air![/size]
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Pot Belly? by InkedNerd(f): 5:21pm On Nov 08, 2011
They eat too much! Nothing more tongue
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse's Licence Withdrawn In Uk For Calling On Jesus For Help! by InkedNerd(f): 5:15pm On Nov 08, 2011
logica:
They must have offended God. I watched a documentary on CNN today on how Africans trying to cross into Israel thru Egypt die like chickens. Their obvious offense is trying to get into Israel (God's land) to corrupt God's people. They never received permission from God. So they die. Many had their organs harvested. You better be careful lest God gets angry with you and your organs get harvested. Fear God!
Smh, are you done with your preaching? Anyway, I have nothing to fear.
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse's Licence Withdrawn In Uk For Calling On Jesus For Help! by InkedNerd(f): 4:32pm On Nov 08, 2011
logica:
Ha see this one. It's that serious o. Don't u know our God is a God of vengeance? Check how many cities he wiped out in the Bible alone. You better be careful.
Oh please! I have a nun in my family and I wouldn't hesistate to curse her out if she ever decided to talk out the side of her neck to me! This God of yours, it is the same God who watches as innocent people die and guily people roam the Earth as though they haven't the slightest care in the world?
CultureRe: Mixed Nigerians with maternal Nigerian ancestry by InkedNerd(f): 11:01am On Nov 08, 2011
freecocoa:
Oh inky love,just leave the matter,wven if I explain from now to 2030 you won't understand cos the matter complicate well well,just left matter for mathias okay? grin
huh
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse's Licence Withdrawn In Uk For Calling On Jesus For Help! by InkedNerd(f): 4:14am On Nov 08, 2011
Emuejev:
@Andrew - Not true- Yes in the UK, being black is not the best thing- but then again being a stand-out race [with bad rap- which is caused by people like the negligent nurses] is always going to be different. So yes the race card is so year 2000. Get over that - if you do a great job at your career, then you shouldn't need to play any race cards or even the religion card. Yes we are Christians, great- but put yourself in the shoes of that kid's parents shoes. Having 2 fragile babies who need round the clock care, I bet they cannot even sleep at night out of worry, and the nurse employed to make your lives easier, panics and starts chanting Jesus. How would you feel? No parent should witness such agony from the professionals they depend upon. This is not about africans, or even Christianity, if any medical professional panics at a time of life and death- Their license shouldn't only be taken away- They should be arrested for endangering the lives of others due to negligence. After all if you are working in a bank sef, and you post balances to wrong accounts- you are sometimes fired, talk more of life and death situations.SMH

Point is- We must learn to take responsibility for our actions- Doctors and nurses shouldn't be allowed to depend on religion or even recommend patients pray about their crisis - that job is for the pastors, imams, No wonder Nigeria doesn't progress- afterall someday God will come give us electricity, change the hearts of our leaders [ Dream on], cut down cultism, terrorism, robbery, corruption, unemployment, bad roads, etc.
Pray in your homes and hearts, don't force your religion on others.
End of rant
Indeed!

logica:
They must have insulted an MOG (man-of-God).
Even if they did that doesn't mean your child should die--that's like saying if I insult or shove a nun then my child falls sick it is because of what happened tongue
RomanceRe: All Ladies Pick Your Favorite Nairaland Husband! by InkedNerd(f): 3:50am On Nov 08, 2011
@OP: Hmmm, I'd rather not say who I'd like my Nairaland husband to be BUT everyone is free the gusess who he is grin
FashionRe: What Color Are Yur Nails? by InkedNerd(f): 1:33am On Nov 08, 2011
Ummm. . . I don't like nail polish tongue
FashionRe: What Would You Wear If You Go To Break Up With Your Boyfriend? by InkedNerd(f): 1:32am On Nov 08, 2011
It depends on the season.

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