simple bro,
just tell her dat u also deleted her to test her too, and see her reaction, which she also failed!!!


which kind test be dat one?

Babygal4eva: My dad used to buy sanitary pad for me... mostly on his way back from work or something if I was too lazy to do it, mum does d same so does my bro, kini big deal?

no big deal sweetie, does he also buy pants and bra for you? What is de feeling like??

OP DO U REALLY NEED A PROPHET TO HELP U ANSWER DAT QUESTION?

IF U ARE A GAL, WUD U NOT LIKE UR PRIVACY?

Halo Palz, pls how do I clear dark sports on my skins?
what cream, lotion or drug wud u recommend for me?, how effective is it and wats de dosage?

Candid advise pls

marieole and folariwanzzy, pls stop derailing my thread and make useful comments pls

I wud never forget my grandmother, NEVER IN THIS LIFE, NOT WHEN I EXIST.

REASONS;

I am de last child of de family, and de circumstances surrounding my birth is somewhat complicated, because of dis reason,my mum treated me like an egg,she over pampered me, at de age of five, she was still backing me,it got to de extent dat nobody dared torch me in de house and as a result, I only became lazy and stubborn and a spoilt child. Infact i recall once wen I was in jss3, I had malaria,my mum left her workplace, came to my grandmum's place wia I was,and wanted to bath me,I had to protest, it took de intervention of my grand mum to stop her. Hmmmmmmmmm, dat day my friends laugh me like craze,I want die with shame!

my dad tried everything possible to make my mum understand dat she was doing me no gud, but it fell on deaf ears, my dad was left with no option dan to send me to a boarding school, which helped to tame me a great deal.

all through my six years in secondary school, I spent all my holiday with my grand mum,cutcee of my dad's effort,this was when I learnt almost everything that is helping me to survive without much stress now.

my grand mum practically thought me

how to cook, almost all kinds of dishes
how to wash and iron my cloths by myself
how to manage money and little resources
how to be respectful and never to insult others
how to fear and obey God at all times
she thought me neatness at its peak, grandma wud always come to inspect my room,and wud not tolerate seeing my bed not properly dressed or my bed sheets dirty at any given time and much more.....

de values she inculcated into me, helped me survived de university and I can proudly say I can do almost all my house chores myself, and survive without much stress.
and I promise to give de same training she gave me to my kids.

parents pls dont spoil your kids by over pampering them, remember dey are our future leaders.

all tanks to my mum,and dad,
much tanks to grandma!
I luv u granny.


comments pls

for a child who needs all de care, affection,discipline and general moral upbringing, in de absence of one of de parents, who do you think would provide these needs better for de child?

is it de child's dad or mum?

pls give reasons for your answers

rozzay:
Thanks dear. I will woo u wen its women s turn. Hehehhehehe

hmmmmmm! I can't wait oh.

I see u,maraiole,and mizmycoli getting lots of attention in de challenge

consult your secondary school physics:
Law of electromagnetism

LIKE CHARGES REPEL
Although women own too much

rozzay: Bros every lady dey wooing challenge o. Dem no go come now. Anyway make I answer. It depends sha but we ladies love to think abt everything even if we know d answer now so?

Rozzay, Ur presence is always fun, u are are one of de few people dat make dis forum lively, I admire Ur IQ.

Back to de topic,;
yea dats true, no wonder dey wud friend zone guys for six months, thinking weather to accept on not, and by de time dey finish thinking, we are with someone else, den dey come crying and callling all men cheats

lie has nothing to do with gender, its a special talent for those who choose to have it

5 make up,
6 marriage
7 meat
8 matters (issues)
9 malice
10 my own (territoriality)

op pls give me one, let me show her my woeing talent

Secondary symptoms of Ebola.

solution,

drink salty water, bath with conc. sulphuric acid

Now op, I dont want to sound as if am am jealous,
But

what about those of us dat are not not cute and intelligent, nothing for us?

donroxy: Taaa , NO !!

why de Taaaa! ?

fellow nairaland guys, has your dad ever for once called you, sat you down, and bothered to ;

1 teach you how to toast a gal?
2 teach your how to have sex,and de best way to satisfy a woman in bed?
3.how to properly take care of a woman?
if yes, how how did you feel after de talk?, if no,would you be glad to have your dad do dat?


AND LADIES IN THE HOUSE;

Has your dad ever

bought pants, bra or sanitary pads for you?

if yes, how was de feeling like?,

I wud give her a ripe hot slap to revive her first, then wen she wake up I go ask her to faint five times for me, if not, hmmmmmm.m!

ego red oh

if this is actually true, then glory be to God!

I hope they are in good condition, and none of them is pregnant, as widely reported

if this is actually true, then glory be to God!

I hope they are in good condition, and noon of them is pregnant, as widely reported

Iceking1: KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS, I KNOW THE INDOMIE GENERATION WILL GET CONFUSED HERE !!!!

*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly" *The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya *The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy *Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes *Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol) *Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo *Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc.. *Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!! *Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering *Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!! *Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons *Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm *Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger' *Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best *Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out *Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best *Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

oh my brother, u just relieved me of my anger, u just put a smile on my face with those wonderful memories.
those days wen u wud sit round in de evening to hear stories from grandma and granddad, those days wen u make bamboo motor, slippers motor and Ur tyre was Ur Jeep, n much more

indomie kids, una miss a lot

ASK GOOGLE, OR BETTER STILL ASK DE GODS, BIT IF I MUST ADVICE U, PLUCK OUT UR EYES, SO U WONT SEE ANYTHING IN SKIRTS AGAIN

gooooooooal, own goal? 3 goals for de gunners

Aston villa get it!!! dis is not Liverpool

wao! 2 goals in 79 seconds a gentle goal from ozil and a hot goal form welbek

may God help us,Amen
from today henceforth, no more car wish tins, I go turn mechanic myself

ask Google

rozzay:
He doesn't live in lagos came from ph so wen he went bak d thing waka with am. Lolz

sweetheart, we are one family, I can gladly and willingly take his place, and I wud add flavour to where he stopped

prettythicksme: I need to see your pics before I answer your question

.
Mail me on innoarah@gmail.com, u wud know see and know me better

Yungwizzzy:


go and make money before another waec form go cone out

youngwizzy dat has refused to mature, hope u are preparing to resume to school next Monday?
your mates should not be allowed into nairalander so u can properly get set for your mock exams coming soon

prettythicksme: they are not the best because they are lazy to bleep punary#true talk

Why not try me, and I wud show u de stuff we are made of

YES OH!!! WE ARE DE BEST IN EVERYTHING, INDEED ITS DE PEOPLE'S PARADISE ...........
COME
AND
LIVE
AND
BE
AT
REST.......CALABAR

PROUDLY NIGERIAN, PROUDLY CROSS RIVARIAN

Mimienudles: She
isn't better than your new girl so, why should you think o' what to do. Your
new girl is her mistake not yours. She's jealous and wants you now, what hapens when she overcomes her jealous feeling? Break up? Don't let that. Just enjoy your love relationship

YOU ARE SO ON POINT BRO!