Lead us not into temptation, especially when de spirit of congi is at work

I go try to resist sha, but if de body and de spirit become weak, no blame me oh

pasqal09: I smell lies!

SMELL WELL, IS LIKE UR NOSE IS SUFFERING FROM NOSEBOLARITES(an Ebola condition dat affects de nose)

Why can't gals be sincere at least for once

The most annoying one happened last month, I actually saw dis gal, whom I fell in luv with, I took de bold step of telling her what I felt for her, she looked straight into my eyes as if she wanted to plant a kiss on my lips and bluntly told me dat she does not love me,as if dat was not enough, she added salt to injury by saying "am not your kind,look for your type"

I was very angry, but I had my control my temper, then politely I said "its OK, but at least we can just be platonic friends right?" she said yes

Since then I regarded her as an ordinary friend with no strings attached.

Just dis month, I got hooked up to another gal,who not only luvs me, but expresses it for all to see in every way possible. Then i introduced her to my ordinary friend, to my greatest dismay, she expressed jealousy

Surprisingly, last nyt at about 9pm I heard a knock on my door, I opened de door, only to find my ordinary friend who said I was not her type, in tears begging and telling me she is madely in luv with me, and could not even sleep, dat from de very first day she saw me she loved me,but could not admit it in order not to look too cheap. I only told her to go back home, that I wud give her a reply tomorrow

pals pls has anyone ever been in dis situation? how did u handle it? or what advice do u guys have for me? Now I dont want to destroy de ordinary friendship existing between us,and at de same time I don't want to hurt my new gal.

mine is INOSITOL I am a biochemist, my real name is innocent, I got de name in de university, I was sleeping in class when suddenly prof shouted "hey inositol"
without thinking, I woke up and ran out of de class, he had to call me back
however I was having a dream dat he ( prof)was pursuing me wen he suddenly woke me up.
since den, de name innositol was made part of me by my course mates who made me accept de name by force

DickDastardly:
Here goes

which kind rubbish be dis? who u want seduce? a beg go find cloth cover those crayfishlike body of urs

just walk up to him and tell him Ur mind

LADIES, U CAN ALSO SHEAR UR EXPERIENCES TOO,

even tho I know say una no go gree talk

Jregz:
Na dry gin I take, *Mtcheeeeew

now I understand, hug Ur bed, kiss Ur pillow bro and stop venting Ur hot blood on me

PrincessB1: Bcz dier ar mny liers in diz forum....my apology tho

sweetie are u one of dem?
appolgise accepted tho! I admire Ur humility, am sorry for de fowl language

Jregz:
don't mind the op, the story was curbed from the Yoruba (or Any other nollywood ).film he watched minutes before this post

BROS U SMOKE DRY SHIT DIS MORNING?

Mist100:
Well I have a bit of an experience with people trying to say stuff to me just to make me see myself the way they choose to see me. Hurtful things I mean. But then I realize on the long run, people will call you what you call yourself. Aside I am cute.

beloved sister, I admire Ur confidence, but pls show if Ur true self with Ur dp or idontbelieveu

eph12: And why would I want to go about understanding them when the key to their brain is MONEY

u think so?
dey are de most complicated of de Creator's creation, money only facilitates de complication

PrincessB1: OP, no offense just tell us you are the one.

princess u de sell dogs? Ur dp got me laughing

PrincessB1: OP, no offense just tell us you are the one.

who be dis one??

princess!!!!!! I go give u E-slap oh, why should I lie?
because u tell lies does not mean dat every one is a lier naw!!!!!

ABEG BORROW SENSE!

u wia given brains to use and answer questions like dis, use it

shear ur own experience if you ve had one, if u ve never had one, what wud be your immediate reaction?.

Guys have u ever been caught in de very act bleeping? what was Ur first reaction?

a friend of mine sheared his experience yesterday at de office with me;
According to him, dia was dis beautiful gal he has been longing to bleep, as devil will have it, an opportunity presented itself one day,while in de very act,in fact when he was at de critical point ( point of no return, or dat time wen u cannot pronounce eleven without stammering), his gal friend just opened de door and caught him red handed.

then I asked him, what was Ur immediate reaction?

his reply...
"guy I mess while I de release, and my d**k shrink like say I bath ice instanta"

OP! STOP CONFUSING YOUR ALREADY CONFUSED CONFUSION

BROS! STOP CONFUSING YOUR ALREADY CONFUSED CONFUSION

over the years, I ve come to notice dat these daughters of eve are very very mysterious. the more u try to understand them, the more confused u sometimes become.
here are a few things dat baffles me most about dia nature:

1.they are termed de weaker sex, yet they are emotionally stronger dan men
2.men rule de world, but women rule men
3. they claim to hate what in actual sense dey luv most e.g sex
4. they are very secretive, yet they talk too much
5. men consume food more Dan them, yet dey grow fatter Dan men
6 they enjoy been fake Dan real, e.g fake hair,eyelashes, skine nails,even br**sts and a*s yet they are the core sustainers of nature
7. just one small tiny hole in between dia thighs can make a man empty his bank account,(I wonder de kind magic wen dey dia) yet dey enjoy it de most while u ur exert enegy
8 she is a queen of the tongue, and a slave of actions(words speak louder Dan actions in dia case)
9. they express love better Dan men, yet they are de most wicked including dia animal specie. e.g Na female lion de do de killing, na female dog de wicked pass, Na female chicken de charge wen e just hash etc
10. dey can do anything to make de one dey luv happy, and dey can equally do everything to make de one dey hate sad.

and much more............

guys add yours.........


OUR BELOVED LADIES,
Why are u these mysterious?
can u ladies pls give us tips on how to understand u better? am sure Ur answers wud help us solve some relationship issues

charity begins at home, op start......

for better for worse!

with boxers YES, but totally unclad hmmmmmmm even Na my twin sister, HELL NOOOOOOOO!

I call her


MINE

alienware: you are a biochemist ? Right ?

u are very correct, dat name came from phosphotidal innositol, been dat my name is innocent.

are also a biochemist? because it takes only biochemist to know another biochemist

I won't want to speak for other guys,cos we all ve our wants differently, but for me,;

be physically, emotionally motherly,wifely,girlfriendly,intellectually, bedly kitchenly and sensibly endowed


hmmmmn English no easy oh

5naira:
MY question is 'Why cant Women be straight forward or is it that they dont know what they want?? for heaven sake women's life are way too complicated for any one to understand, i doubt if
they even understand what they want, whatsup with their cat_like character they pretend a lot
...My Advice to all women is that you better change now before its too late to change

P.S: There is this gal i was trying to get but she was forming hard to get until i got tired and surrender But after i stopped she started showing me yellow light and today she is showing me green light but as far as am concern there is NO GOING BACK ..i am gone for good

AM EXACTLY IN DE SAME SITUATION ,

Babes pls stop confusing your confusions

proudly Catholic,

mail or watsapp me on innoarah@gmail.com, or 07067402966
u get to know me better

Ave!!!!!!!!!