WAKE UP, ITS JUST A DREAM

BY LOOKING FOR YOUR OWN

u tried my broda, no be Ur fault, next time u find ur self in same situation, just cast out de devil in her

MY DEAR ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, INCLUDING CHANGE, HE CAN BE A BETTER MAN, HE ONLY NEEDS ORIENTATION, LOVE, AND A WOMAN HE LUVS SO MUCH TO CUT HIS EXCESSES

ANDYBLAZE, TRY BORROW SENSE NAW,!!!!! HABA!!!!!!""

ebonyjummy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR...LLNP

tank u dear.

Adesewa or whatever u call itself, so u turned my birthday into a salty Friday plus a sleepless nyt?, May God forgive u

am sure it can also be transmitted through Bluetooth, flash share, infra red,holy kiss,eyeing someone, frowning and smilling, so greet like dis wen u wake up today

SALT FOR SALE, 500'000 FOR ONE TABLE SPOON AND 20'000 FOR A SACHET OF WATER SALT FOR SALE, 500'000 FOR ONE TABLE SPOON AND 20'000 FOR A SACHET OF WATER

de-ebolarize Urself with salt and hot water, if possible add pepper, maggi crayfish and curry,cook Urself for 20 minutes,den u are free from Ebola.

source: fake romours.com

EBOLARIZATION OF NIGERIANS, precaution; greet this way when u wake up today morning.


today is my birthday day oh, and instead of happy birthday, I was woken up by 2am and told to drink and bath salt solution, chai!!!! dia is God oh!!!!!!!!

God is our healer

I received same information 2

may God save us Amen!

my landlady just knocked my door around 2:am this morning,only to inform me that she has been receiving litany of calls, that the much feared Ebola is now in abuja, and is fast spreading in the air to other northern states. she said I should wake up and drink water containing salt, and also wash my body with same water

pls pals, how true is this information, and does salt and water cure or prevent Ebola?

Gosh!!! I can't imagine dating one white pig in the name of girlfriend who has little or no melanin, (white albino) no respect and is a sex freak. I luv them black, bold and beautiful. BLACK IS BEAUTY,

I would wish I was a man, then I would wake up from that dream

ITbomb: Big question for the guys.

For a less than 2 months relationship, can you sleep on the same bed with a naked girl one full night and nothing happens?

JAMB QUESTION

how best do u handle your boyfriend who has a bad(hot) temper or your girlfriend who nags a lot ?

how do u handle a husband with bad (hot)temper or a wife who nags a lot ?

just kind of confused, I would really like to know be best/ appropriate age to get a wife or accept to become a wife

bro no try am oh if not u don enta one chance

FrancisTony: I rep Sambisa Forest University of Science and Technology Chibok Campus Bornu.

are u deciple of BH? or u be one of de kinnapped gals? hope u no bring bomb here

Butoneday2: I no go shear?

. u no even get sef

I rep UNIMAID, if u want to be made, come to UNIMAID, this is the only school dat you would receive the real B.sc ( bachelor of survival certificate) .
Great UNIMAID!!!!!!!
PROUDLY MAIDITE!!

for those of you that were/are opportune to do industrial training, pls shear your experience here .

for me, am currently doing mine with grand cereals and oil mill, jos.

the 3 months I have spent here have been very educative, however I have noticed that school experience is totally different from work experience. all thanks to grand cereals. I ve' also noticed some very funny set of students, they include;


1 those that are always waiting to copy from other people's log book.
2.those that are out to hunt for babes/guys
3. the amebos
4. those that would be the first to come to the canteen,but the last to leave
5. the holy holy ones
6. those that are always busy doing nothing, trying to impress.
7. those that would be the last to resume and the first to dismiss
8. the very serious ones .
9. special clique of friends eg. the unimaid family, IT students choir Family etc.
10. those that would always disappear when there is much work, and appear when the work is done .
and much more......
However, if you are ready to learn, grand cereals offers you the best environment, and am really learning a lot.

shear your own experience....

some call it fart,gash,mess, pollute etc, but seriously I want to know the exact name of this gas. is it oxygen, co2,co3, co4 or nitrogen gas? Although a friend of mine said it called carbon shit oxide

wao! connect a pipe to his anus, collect the smell and refine it to perfume. dats cash for u

rozzay: We'll am a big gurl cos I bliv am matured in body nd mind, I have self esteem nd I carry myself in a classy nd sassy way, am hard to get wen it comes to men nd most f my friends luk up to me even wen dey have more dan me, cos of d way I present myself. Am a lil bit snubbish sha

dats y most of u fail exams, the op only ask u to define a big girl, not to describe yourself, am sure that description is a direct opposite of your true self , Big girls dont answer questions like dis