Vanity. Its just another way of reminding the worshipers dat the pastor is learned and hence can be trusted.
Left to me. I don't know why we have so many pastors these days. And to think they are clustered in LAGOS

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Walexz02: Na who tell u say ur IQ reach above average b4?

Definition of candid: frank, honest.
Now if this is the best you can do as a honest opinion,I would say you are not the person I need on this thread. IQ (Intelligence Quotient) is not an assertion by mouth. It is measurable. I suggest you find out how to assess you IQ and know your true IQ rather than come here talking anyhow.
If you were Intelligent you would hv addressed the issue rather than deviate
Have a lovely day my brother

Hmmm. Just lost another game of chess. Walahi I no dey play dis game again jor

I have an above average IQ so I'd say I'm very intelligent. Now where the problem lies is that I just can't seem to win a single game of chess. As chess requires that you have a good decisive mind and strategy, does dat mean I'm a dull and unintelligent person? Nairalanders I need your candid opinion on this

acidtalk: Jonathan is trying to just score cheap politics while in office.

A government that is still struggling to pay minimum wage for those employed is now increasing the 'allowance' of corpers who have only a year to serve, get housed and feeded for free and most of them still get paid at their primary assignment posting as well as get extra income from their parents, siblings and aristos.

Do something to curbe the high rate of unemployment first Mr Jonathan. That N38,900 allowance for a single corper could readily be used to pay two 'ex' corpers a monthly salary.

Let's look for a permanent solution to better the lives of the people and not some irrelevant cheap staunts.

The unemployed need that money most (even half of it) than most corpers who are still dependent on their parents and relatives.

Your comment and signature are soooo on point dude.

ndukwejoe: you have made your point, could you permit me to ask my oga @ the top, that is what that oga would have said and this whole debacle wouldnt have been felt, he just lacked "sincerity".

Like I said earlier a list of questions to be asked should be put forward to him for easy preparation. Its only counter questions dat are excluded. The essence of an interview is to hv the viewers informed.
He goofed. But even you would have done d same. Who wants to be sacked in this era we are in

Throughout the whole of last week I had been barraged with this silly "My Oga at the Top" phrase to no end.
Uncreative jokers hv finally discovered how to joke with phrases till its starts to stink in peoples ears.
Now my Take on this is:
1) It is unprofessional of Channels crew to act as crude as they did. Interviews are not meant to be used to bully people. If there's any personal issue they hv with the person being interviewed it should be done off the camera. You will not understand this until put urself in his shoes. I was once embarased on media once when I misquoted the wrong facts. This due to the fact dat I didn't want to sound ignorant. It was a lesson I learnt dat day. Ever since no presenter catches me unawares. I will not attend ur show if you don't outline your questions.
2) Mr Shem the NSCDC Commandant is probably not a very important man. And I'm sure most of you did not know him until now hence why I'm wondering why the extent of the humiliation on the poor guy. NSCDC is just more of a paramilitary outfit designed to SUPPORT other security units like military, police etc. To me I see them more like a Boys Scout or Boys Brigade with Federal govt backing. Nothing special about them. Beside I used to think dia work was voluntary.
Now from what u have read so far I hope u can now see the reason why I wasn't really expecting a thoroughly educated person manning his position. I'm sure you as an educated person wuld not take up his job if there were adequate jobs out there.

I put a colleague of mine making jest of the poor NSCDC Commandant to the test. Lo and behold he didn't even know his office website address arguing dat he doesn't hv any use for it. And dats a young man oh.

The next Joke that will soon go viral is when the Notorious Channels television decides to Interview the president of NURTW

floriana: This joke is a national treasure. I prefer to have the National theatre building demolished than to stop this joke.

Its allowed so long as ur not any older than 15 yrs and have no other business than being on social network sites all day.

Honestly I'm still trying to figure out the humor in his embarrassment. I've seen worse public humiliation than this dat didn't go viral. Comon guys. This cheap humiliation is exposing most of you guys dat have no jobs and console urself with ur cell phones hanging out at social media sites all day. To me the guy is not important enuf for me to propagate dis humiliation. I'm sure most of you are just hearing about NSCDC for the first time and I'm also sure you don't even know wat they do. Simply JOBLESS

oladimejiX: This story could turn you a preacher by the time you finish reading it.

The Pastor got to the church on that sunday morning and began his preaching. As he was preaching, he noticed a small boy weeping, which he thought was due to the touching message he was delivering.

By the time he finished the preaching, he called the boy to share his testimony and here is it:
Boy: (weeping uncontrollably as he holds the microphone) Sir, What do you call a person that picks what does not belong to him and turns it to his own?
Pastor: A thief of course!
Boy: (Surprised of the answer the Pastor gave) A thief! Okay...
Then the boy continued...

When I was coming to this church this morning, I lost a jotter that contained revelations given to me by God. I was very troubled, so I decided to pray. When I was praying, God told me He had delivered it to the hand of a pastor to whom He wanted me relay a message. He said he would instruct Him to call my phone number on the jotter and then He(God) would give me a message for him.

I asked what the message was and God told me "Tell Him I want him to be faithful to me and then his ministry and business will grow; Faithfulness is all I need from him"

Though I did not understand the message well and I was not going to question God to explain what He meant, I decided to just do as I was directed.

I waited for the call and I received none, so I kept calm. I knew I would get my jotter back, since I was going to deliver a message to the one with it.

"I came here because God had sent me to give the church members the tract He asked me to print, WHICH IS THE SERMON YOU HAVE JUST DELIVERED."
God actually knew we were going to meet here, so He sent me to you.

The head Usher to receive and assess the tract for approval, before it would be distributed was not around, so I waited.
Where I was sitting, I saw two Angels standing beside you, removing some things off you. I couldn't stand the sight that I wept. I wanted you to stop the preaching but they warned me not to say anything. The Angels left 2minutes ago and while they were leaving, they told me you only had 10minutes to live. They ended it by saying: "THIS ONE WILL BE A LESSON FOR AS MANY WHO ARE UNFAITHFUL IN THEIR DEALINGS WITH GOD AND MEN"

The message in the tract is what you have preached as sermon so there won't be the need to distribute it any more.
It dropped off me and you actually picked it, but you never obeyed God to call me as He has directed you.

"Can I have my jotter back now?," the boy said as he shook his head sideways.

The pastor, now sweating profusely, wept as the whole church was watching to see what would happen. He took the jotter and handed it to the boy then fell and died there on the altar, as a reward for his unfaithfulness.

The whole church, on seeing him fell, ran out of the church!

Then it reminded me of a passage in the bible that says: "And if ye have not been faithful in that which is another mans, who shall give you that which is your own?" (Luke 16:12).

MORAL:
DON'T PICK WHAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU AND TURN IT YOUR'S. GOD MAY WANT TO USE IT TO GIVE YOU A GREATER GIFT. Peace!
SOURCE http://gistandrhymes.com/node/275

Guy! All this long story of lies for just this childish Moral.
Hmmm. You no dey fear GOD? Telling lies in his name.

I.M.E.:
We are all on the race to eternal life. where there is no sun for God is our Light, no heat, no need for AC. no moth, rust or robber, no need for security. no death, sickness or pain- no sorrow no tears no tribute or memorials. no terrorist- no need to dis an govt. no sin- no need for repentance. no confusion- all things we be made clear and understandable! phew need i say more. boy or girl, eternal life is most appealing- i say this having been tru ups and downs of life personally. no mata hw sweet earth is eternal life is better. no mata hw hard life is, to live and be wt God is our goal. i no wan go heaven because of pain of hell, heaven no be our fire policy, i wan go heaven because i wan live forever wt my Heavenly Father and behold the glory of the Lord...
Be Encouraged

Mr A: Eternal life is gonna be fantastic trust me
Mr B: Hmmm. Are ur parents and grand parents gonna be dia?
Mr A: Yup I'll see all of dem dia
Mr B: So how old will they be. Most especially ur grand and great grand parents?
Mr A: They would be young of course
Mr B: Then how old would you be Would you be confortable being the same age with you parents and great grand parents for eternity?
Mr A: Duh.......

So here's a picture of the Busted filling station

pro01: This plate of Asün I just ordered get plenty meat inside than before, and the price never increase o. It must be Fashola again. Fashola is working. Lagos is working.

lol
Very sarcastically funny

ifyalways: dude, if you actually live in lagos you should know that its next to impossible to put 3 blocks and mixed cement together on any land without the various land and town planning agents taking you hostage and making you pay for all sorts of permit else you get slapped with "stop work" . Wether those papers are fake or not, remains the headache of a sincere govt.

Fashola should look inwards and start prosecuting the fraudulent officers in those agencies. Only then would he come across as genuine in his quest.

Demolish illegal structures but please punish your workers who are partners in crime.

Well said.
You are on point. The question I would ask you however is: Who is at the losing end? There's no way you would not know you are dealing with fraudulent officceres. The Observations I gave are extremely crazy that one would wonder how they could ever get a permit from the govt. If it were you would you believe your permit would be genuine.
Fraudulent officers or not, you know where to go if you want genuine permit so nobody should complain here.
If no one patronizes them they will go outa business

Omexonomy: . Exactly what they did to people in ijora badia and epe. They collected trillions of naira from them issuing c of o and gov consent latter came to demolish it. Fashola is working.

There's absolutely no how they would have been grated C of O for such construction. Some People just go about doing what they want. And when the Government comes for the kill we start to complain. IF it was true Lagos state granted them C of O, then they should take lagos state to court. Haba. And if they had C of O it would have been fraudulently obtained.

Oh no. Im so in love with Fashola's administration. He has got the right team working for him. And why did I say this? Check out my points hia. This is based on my own personal observations:
1) On a street not too big in Ifako Ijaiye, a person just decided to build a petrol station there. Only God know how his tankers are going to be getting there to unload their contents (some people just don't think at all). The person hurried the construction under a week. It was so annoying thinking about the impending trafic that it would create. And guess who came to save the day, Lagos State town planning. Before we knew it, the entire building was demolished!!!! Praise the LORD.
The guy would sure be biting his fingers now.

2) On another street in Ogba, an eeediot just decided to construct a fence across the street blocking the street completely (Some of you here might have noticed it). This was a street serving most motorist since construction started one of the street connecting to Yaya Abatan. It helped reduced heavy traffic for motorist and here comes this person messing the whole idea up by building a fence across the road. And who do you think came to the rescue? Lagos State town planning team again!!!!!
They demolished the fence and granted access to motorist to ply the road again.

With all this who says Lagos State is not working. Fashola is my MAN any day. And I love his team members. They are really committed to their work. Unlike some other States

Joeadamu86: What do you expect from someone who is not democratically inclined?the military mentality is still flowing in his blood,what Buhari did is like a son calling his father a bad man,no matter how worst your country is still your country.

I don't understand wat is wrong with all of you on this thread.
And what has Buhari said that is wrong. And what should he hide. If ur father was a womaniser and wife beater; does not pay ur school fees even though he has money but would prefer to give it hide it for his personal use. Will you still defend that father in public? Never. In fact wat will you say in defence (people will just laff at you as a clown)
Now comming outa the analogy; to solve a problem you hv to do 2 things
1) You have to first of all identify the problem (which he did call it washing dirty linen outside or not) and
2) Proffer a solution (Which he also did)
Never let sentiments overule ur judgement.
Thiose that go out there to paint a good pix of nija and are still part of nija's problem; milking us dry like Okupe and Maku are the real unpatriotic entities.
Let TRUTH prevail
mostly in the public glare. Haba

If you have money dia get it and runnnn!!!!!b

Nauttyprof: Being a Virgin is the best gift a lady can give to her husband. In fact to be honest with you all, in case there is any delay of any sort (i mean pregnancy), the husband will be confident enough to say he knows it is only a delay from God and he won't think otherwise. The husband can go to any length to trust his wife but if it were to be the other way second thought comes in no matter the existing bond.

N.B: I'm referring to genuine husband.

Wrong. She would realize how sweet it is and if her hubby starves her one bit she could give it to someone else to help her.
Its just like a kid eating candy for the first time. You stop giving him and he would collect it from his free giving friends

xynerise:

On top of it all you still failed in handwriting skills. Your 'G' alone is enough reason why many bosses would not even read your write-up

Timijo: What is wrong in marrying a virgin?

I am asking this question because of what my fiancee told me about her friend who lost her relationship because she is a virgin. The man asked her for sex and she told him that he should wait till the wedding night because she is a virgin. The next episode was that the man ended the relationship, saying I can't marry a virgin.

Is it a crime for ladies to preserve themselves for their husbands to be till the wedding night?

Which is better?: to marry a lady who has not messed up herself like a biitch or to marry a lady that has gone into convenant with different men thru sex?

Look, I am not saying that it a must to marry a virgin, but if the right woman for you happens to be a virgin, will you reject her for this reason?

First of all I really have this thing with blood and I would have to disvirgin my wify. I don't have to contend with all the crying and stuff.

Hope you guys like this handwriting adopted since the age of 10 years

Much as I rejoice with the boy and his family, I would like to state that this boy actually crammed the test questions. This exams are useless of late and once you can get the pool of test questions called DUMPs or Brain DUMPS, you cannot fail.
The chubby chap has a good retentive memory. That does not make him an inch an expert in that field. If you ask me, His parent probably pushed him to it.

striktlymi:

Well frank,

It's impractical to derive an objective conclusion from a subjective premise. Opinions are rather subjective and it matters not whether they make sense or not. You can argue your case out and make sense from the argument but considering that there is no objective evidence therein it is impossible for an independent observer to validate whatever claim(s) or counter claim(s) you might have made.

I can as well give my own thoughts on the matter which will also make sense but in the overall analysis, it would come down to it being my own opinion on the matter and anyone can as well reject it cause it would be subjective. The best we can do is accept only what appeals most to our subjectivity and as a fallout accept what makes the most sense and meaning to us.

So frank unless you back up your analysis with with verifiable evidence, the best you can get is an opinion which anyone can reject if he decides to.

Thanks!

@striktlymi. Pls don't use grammar and philosophy to populate ur jist hia. This guy made a point his opinion or not and frankly speaking they are practicable which requires no evidence.
Does bill gate pray?
Slim of Mexico?
Adenuga?
Warren Buffet?
Even Obama sef nko?
These guys don't wait for signs and wonders before they make decisions.
Don't get me wrong oh spirituality is oK. It keeps the mind and soul at peace but dat is it.
U wanna make it in life. Build urself to relevance and network.
U wanna be stupidly rich. Be aggressive and ruthless in business and most of all Monopolize.

Zet72: A fool says in his heart that there is no God......But does it change the fact that God existed, No...

Do you belive there are other intelligent beings just like you out there? I'm sure you will say NO becos u need physical evidence. But you are willing to belive wat you have neva seen before. An image imported to you for mental enslavement. And you think the white men liked your black ass so much that they brought the true religion to you from afar? Open your eyes and liberalize ur mind.

Emusan: Wernher Von Braun, the first director of NASA's Marshall Space Flight Centre, who's known "the father of the American space programme," stated in a published article in May, 1974: ' one cannot be exposed to the law and order of the universe without concluding that there must be a design and purpose behind it all... The better we understand the intricacies of the universe...the more reason we have found to marvel at the inherent design upon which is based... To be forced to believe only one conclusion--that everything in the universe happened by chance--would violate the very objectivity of science itself...... What random process could produce the brain of a man or the system of the human eyes?

They(evolutionists) challenge science to prove the existence of God. But must we really light a candle to see the sun?.. They say they can't visualise a designer. Well, can a physicist visualise an electron? What strange rationale makes some physicist accept the incoceivable electron as real, while refusing to accept the reality of a designer on the ground that they cannot conceive Him? If there's a book, then there must be a publisher; if there's a building, then there must be an architect and a builder; if there's a work of art, then there must be an artist. "lift your eyes and look to the heavens: who created all these?

Have you ever bothered to think of what broilers or layers (chickens) think about who their creator is? They would obviously say its the humans feeding them abi. Dats just how our underdeveloped brain concieves things at the moment. But until we develop the brain thru science dat is wen we will know exactly our origin. Quantum physics is the answer to our question. And by the way electrons are viewable. So are cells and even much more smaller entities. Quantum physics deals with the study of the tiniest entities in the world. Dat is the structure of an atom and how the elements came together to form it. GBAM. Till we know dat we will still be grouping in the dark calling on imaginary gods to come to our aid.

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in Titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love...
where are the women? Dont buy any woman a Valentine's treat this year until she gives you at least 5 names of women who died for love.

Coldfeet: Teacher: Akpor have you seen God before?
Akpors: No
Teacher: It means there's no God!!
Akpors: Sir have you seen your brain before?
Teacher: No!
Akpors: It means you don't have a brain

TOO WRONG!!!!
Let the teacher go and do CT Scan. He/She would see the brain. Dats a no brainer now. The author of this joke is very poor at logic and one sided. Lol