₦airaland Forum

1Sharon:
Pointing a gun at someone is aggression and grounds for arrest.

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That's why you don't point a gun at a person if you don't intend to shoot.

Rule #1.

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Men don't pay child support. The government takes it from their paychecks by way of garnishment.

Talk about monkey dey work, baboon dey chop. These men cannot afford to fall sick or
they go into delinquency.

It sure does feel like perpetual servitude.

It is a big business. Love? The wife must not have any reason for divorce. Just check "irreconcilable differences" in the
divorce paper and she is good to go. Now imagine living under such a stress as a man knowing that the wife can wake up
any day and gut his finances for no justifiable reasons.

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Who is an olosho?

The one standing on the street at night or ...

the "good" one under mom and pop's house but still conducts business over the phone?

The line is extremely blurry. But many men choose to live in denial.
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Jennyclay:
Who told you Yeye men that a virgin lady makes a good wife . Look at how he even capitalized it. Mtcheww!
Any woman can make your life miserable wether she’s a virgin or not.

Is not as if he’s a virgin either

Bunch of randy men everywhere looking for virgin!!
Shior!!

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Did he say that he is looking for a good wife?

He is looking for a virgin. Yet you took it personal as if he has no right to have a choice.

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The outcome is very predictable. The people will make some noise as usual and then roll over backwards for Sharia law to take place. Then the excuses , explanations and justification will start rolling in.

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Are they saying that they have no sentry in position?

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rexbuton:
How are you God’s son? You are a gentile.
(The Israelite) God does not have any relationship with you, unless you are a direct descendant of his friend, Abraham. You have no direct access to him.
The only access you have to that God, is via his son, Jesus Christ.

John 14.6 (AMP)
Jesus said to him, “I am the [only] Way [to God] and the [real] Truth and the [real] Life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.

(KJV)
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Gal 3.13-14

13 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:

14 That the blessing of Abraham might come on the Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith.

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I believe the God that Jesus prayed to is the universal God that the Israelites try to corner to themselves. You are only a Gentile if you adhere to the Biblical version of the world. I may use the Bible as a guide but I don't hold it in absolute. Life is moving on and it is idiotic to stick to the concept of life lived thousands of years ago.

Science continues to beat religion hands down. That's why the quality of life in overtly religious nations like Nigeria and Afghanistan is very poor. The citizens of such nations cannot wait to migrate to the less religious but scientifically innovative ones. Go figure!

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If he'd decided to end it all, he should have done the needful.

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We know that Bible is a collection of stories told by different individuals. The book of Genesis was purportedly written by someone who lived hundreds of years after it supposedly happened. When the churches were in crisis, Paul wrote many letters to address their issues. These and others were collected (and some cases edited) to make up the Bible. Each religious sect kept trimming and editing the Bible to fit their narratives---that's why it has many versions. In a same society, a pervert like King James has no business getting close to any holy book. But he was a powerful king and had his own version. I don't know about you but any story that has different versions is grossly inaccurate, exaggerated or twisted.

There is no point destroying the Bible. But is it the absolute truth? No! Any lies told from childhood to adulthood become generally acceptable. The concept of Bible was implanted into people's brains from year one.

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GistMedia0:
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY PERSONAL TESTIMONY. I AM NOT TRYING TO PERSUADE OR COERCE ANYONE INTO ANY RELIGIOUS BELIEF.

A few years ago, after completing my compulsory six-month Industrial Training (IT) and waiting for my final year session to begin, I was working on a practical project for my IT defense, which was to be presented soon.

While using a very sharp knife to cut some materials, it slipped from my hand and landed right between my left thumb and index finger. The cut was so deep that I could literally see my bone. Blood gushed out like a fountain, soaking my room in minutes.

Sensing the danger, I quickly poured hydrogen peroxide on the wound, hoping to stop the bleeding, but it didn’t work. The cut was too deep and wide, and I couldn’t even bear to look at it twice. In a panic, I tore a piece of fabric, wrapped it around my hand, and rushed to a nearby drugstore owned by a nurse.

As soon as she saw the depth of my wound, she gasped and asked what had happened. I just told her to proceed with the treatment, assuring her I’d explain later. She cleaned and dressed the wound with some liquid medication, and almost instantly, the bleeding stopped.

When she asked if I wanted stitches, I refused out of fear, insisting the wound would heal on its own.


THE UNEXPECTED TURN

After the final dressing and bandaging of the wound, I felt relieved as the nurse explained my treatment routine and the medications I needed to take. But suddenly, everything went blank.

I felt empty, as if my soul was leaving my body. It was a painful, forceful separation, and I was utterly helpless. My body felt dry, drained of life. In those few moments, I experienced something beyond comprehension—I felt as though I was traveling between the past and future, reliving memories in flashes. My soul was crying, and my biggest thought was how my mother would react upon hearing that her son had died in school.

It all happened so quickly. Just as I was about to collapse completely, I heard a loud cry: "THE BLOOD OF JESUS! OH, THE BLOOD OF JESUS!"

Over and over, the nurse repeated these words. In that instant, my soul awakened, and an unexplainable surge of energy rushed through my body.

Apparently, while I was slipping away, the nurse noticed my eyes rolling back and turning white. Realizing I was losing consciousness, she immediately began pleading the blood of Jesus over me. That was how I came back to life!


A MIRACULOUS HEALING

As if that wasn’t enough, another miracle followed—the deep wound that should have taken weeks to heal started closing up within days. Even the nurse was astonished! She attributed it to me having good skin, but deep down, I knew it was God at work.

Despite my injury, I completed my project successfully and defended it excellently. Today, I have long graduated, healthy and strong, to the glory of God.

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It may seem that Nigerian Pentecostals have abandoned God and focused on Jesus. Some prefer Holy Spirit. The Catholics are the ones that came up with the concept of Trinity.

In my case, I read that Jesus went to the mountain to pray to God. That's the same God I choose to pray to and worship. I ain't going through Jesus. If my God choose not to answer me directly as his son, at least I tried.

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Alliswell248:
They never took kwara

Kwara is 90 percent Yoruba.

Sharia is not mere formality.

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You believe power is by population

Emir of Ilorin!

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flyinnizam:
Someone should please educate what is the main cause of the war. We know Russia Ukraine cause, Israel Hamas war but this one is confusing even after using Google...surely the likes of God1000 and Botragelad will help

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Local and international economic interests.

Those ammunitions do not fall from the sky.

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They took Kwara State.

Now they are going for Osun State.

Oyo may be next.

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Wordsfrombimpe:
Nigerian Men Be Romantic

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High value lady wey no even get car?

I guess you mean high value escort.

The delusion of high value is why madam go dey house, ordinary maid go share husband with am. All na the same.

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Good one!

We must endeavour to speak truth to authorities.

It took the verbal lashing by Fr. Ebube Muonso to wake Gov. Soludo up from slumber. Anambra has been a slaughter house for years and he pretends not to know.

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Most Nigerians born from the 80s till now were raised to be global wanderers, economic refugees and leeches. Why do you think immigration policies of other countries throw Nigerians into depression? None of them is thinking about fighting for Nigeria. Everyone is packed up already to flee. That's why they will gladly vote anything into power knowing that their first option is flight.

Trump coughs in US, Nigerians in Africa get cold. They are more interested in what Trump has for breakfast than what Tinubu is doing to the economy.

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Some of them are outrightly stupid:


SMK---Somolu ( punch me! )
J J J ---Ojo (Come on now)
AKD ---Ibeju Lekki (Really?)
LSR---Surulere ( SRL or SLR)

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The only funny thing is the attempt to redefine "illegal" as something to be managed.
From Europe, Asia to even South Africa, illegal immigrants know the risks if and when caught. Why cry when US decides to implement immigration policy that was grossly abused by the last government?
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elipheleh:
It's not their fault. It's their enterprising spirit and nature. The average phone vendor you know has more than 50 million in his account within 2 years in bussiness

Go and verify.

Na you dey fool yourself

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What are you waiting for?

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I remember those joyous young ladies in Benin that showed the N5k they made from selling their votes. I hope they are doing ok.

Indifference, inaction, cowardice have consequences.
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helinues:
Abeg is Billionaire now a chieftaincy title? How come all these billionaires dont make the list of the billionaires in any reputable media?

Those who have counted money before know how hard it's to get hundreds of millions not to talk of billions

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The two most abused words in Igboland are:

1. Billionaire
2. Odogwu

They have rendered the two once powerful words useless.

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SuperOnyi:



This is serious, the picture is at the bottom of this post.

My friend got injured by broken bottles and a solar battery that hit his leg. Ever since then, these minor injuries have been expanding. He has admitted to me just now that he's got sickle cell, he had started with injections amd I was terrified that he wasn't taking any pills. When I arrived, he was already complaining of pains...

We switched to just pills few days ago, and he is still complaining of pains and stomach ache. The wounds remove pusses from time to time. The last time he had an injury at that same spot, it took a little over a year before it healed — that was when I advised he take a break from work and go treat himself.

Now, he's always complaining of pains, stomach ache (he believes it's from the pills he's taking), and not being able to walk (although it's gotten a little better).

Please what do you suggest? Doctors in the house. I brought it here on this section because it has a huge traffic. Note that he's been to plenty of hospitals when he had that first injury but it only got worst...

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Screaming Diabetes!

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EmperorCaesar:
Nigerians in Nigeria wont regret it

Even if their family members are been affected, so far one of the few negative policies is affecting Nigeria as a country, they are pleased


Psycho full this country die

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If not for self worthlessness, you would know that if you develop your country, you couldn't care less what Trump does to American people.
Most of you think as if Nigeria is the 51st State of the USA. Any little policy change in US, you will start panicking from thousands of miles away in Africa. Why subject yourselves to such mental and psychological colonization?

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RollinTNDA:
After dipping yourself in cold water
You then get sent to the frontline in ukraine to get blown up into pieces

Then supply iran with missles to attack israel

Russia is a christian country with jihadist mindset

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Russia is a Christian (82%) country

Israel is not a Christian (2%) country.

Go figure!

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It is funny how some people invaded the country, colonized them and forced their religion on the people and their generations unborn. Now that's one heck of a power move. Didn't end there? Some people are no longer Emeka Okeke or Ngozi Umeh. They identify as Michael Jonathan or Jennifer Emmanuel. Like I always say, if the picture of Jesus is a blackman, African churches will be empty. A white man on the cross fits well into the narratives.

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Esthered:
Please don't let him come for you o.

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If he can't send the holy spirits to fight for him, then he is fugazi. I guess he trusts the power of Nigeria police more than the holy Spirit.

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Bendeco02:
But here in Nigeria, they see themselves as oracle

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Nigeria is the global headquarter of simps.

Nigerian men will pay millions for what other men get for free and brag about it. That's why women of other countries love them--they have never seen bigger f00ls.

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Natbrowny:
A white man was born in Nigeria, would we consider him Nigerian? That's what someone who has Australian Parents but was born in Nigeria posted on Quora.

Hugo Wallace Weaving AO is a British-Australian actor. He was born in Nigeria, do we consider him Nigerian.

Can he hold public office here in Nigeria if he proves that by birth he is Nigerian.

America dey try sef, dey allow immigrants who was born on their land to hold public office. Naija no go gree

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What does the Nigerian Constitution say?

What does the American Constitution say?

The problem with half-baked cum educated ignoramus is that they want to apply American laws to the Nigerian system.

These are the slowpokes that start with "if it were in the western world". Well...Nigeria ain't western world.

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emmy512:
Nawaooo

If I am president, anyone that mentions multi million or billions anyhow will be sent to the gallows.

And they couldn't do without even mentioning Judie's name

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Gallows for what exactly?

Just request for audited accounts and proof of tax payments to FIRS and State governments in the last five years.

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Esthered:
If truly Ebuka Obi isn't doing fake miracles, why not invite Ijele to see you perform to prove him wrong than keep him behind bars.
Anyways Zion!
Almost all Kekes in Orile has his sticker.

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Ebuka Obi is just a popular content creator.

Nothing special.

The only difference between him and Cubana Chief Priest is that he is hiding under religion. What power?

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Most people don't care about transgenders except that they continue to infringe on the rights of others while the devils in government elevated them to special breeds of celebrities.

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