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Migines:
"trial version"
nd i'm sure it will b an imitation, nd comes in small size.

OUCH!
O god. Who exactly was that comment meant for

@ odegbami

What do younot understand there eh?

If you mistakenly lose your gal and the lord first bring you Omotola will you say no

or he brings Beyonce out the second time and ask youif she's yours what will you say? NO?

Mine is

Harharharharhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar _{change gear}

huhuhuhuhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa _{another gear}


hihihihihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

We all say NO to Adultery for Adults

Unmarried Adults nko

Clem is 14 going on 41

and you know that most guys are kids in adult's clothing (if he's a guy) and if not then she is just having a good time swearing and cursing since she's not free to do it anywhere els.

ituen:
@clem

DOnt be in a hurry to test my inventions. Most of the are trial versions

And practice they say makes,

clemcykul:
yeye boy or man

me nd u bla bla bla remove our shoes, bla bla bla

hold each other, bla bla bla, UnCloth ecahother bla bla bla

then we start sn bla bla bla,

after sometime u bla bla bla

and i bla bla bla

What Clemcy was saying simply is:

me nd u remove our shoes, and

hold each other, hand in hand and not to UnCloth ecahother but

then we start thinkin, and doin

after sometime u said come on, are you comming

and i said OK

Right Clemcy?

Good goodd doogg gdoo Joke

@ Aiphie

If you really say that long prayer when you want to eat, I'm afraid to ask how long your morning prayer is. Abi the first one cover everything?

Mine is Bless this food, Oh Lord for Christsakes (Amen) no long thin.

She could wait and outlive him and if that is not a quick solution she could get him drunk and smother him and claim that he was drinking and fell asleep which is = cardiac arrest

Just fooln

POLITE NOTICE:"Bags Not Allowed in Exam Halls?"


"That is your own notice. If any invigilator has two heads let him challenge me for spying the answer from my bag.

I will ask Yar'dua to sack the VC or CLOSE this Open University" - Oloshi olori-buruku at my age to fail again?
God forbid bad tin. Dat is why my security is here".

Baba iyabo in Action.

This is dramatic, I think!

Imagine Baba  with his immunity in the exam hall

you're welcome

@ Flowman

very nice jokes. I like the one about the Doctor and Patient ith headache most

clemcykul:
flowman indeed ure really flowing, as for that over sabi sendn his number hmmmmm

am just happy that God has exposed u

ure here in Nigeria and ure busy given us a foreign no. plz respect yourself :

just don't spoil my fun in this jokes kingdom!

@ Clemcy

+234 is Nigerian's code and the 802, is his GSM Number. That ain't no International Number

Not dissing, aight

@ GEECEE

Are you of those old school boys who when in primary school or JSS Class and attracted to a girl and too shy to speak about their feeling for the girl start writing a "love letter" or if they can't write find some older guy who can and then borrowing the girl's note-book under the pretense of copying notes and hide the letter in the note book when returning it so the gal could find it?

Anyway that was a great one.

So fess up. How many girls did you woo (and get) with such letters (for of course you have written and also act as a "mercenary" in writing this type of letters)?

so so miracle Jesus dey do _singing

mimiko:
yeah yeah only if guys could drive normally

What do you mean "normally"? Fast or Slow

When my guy drives, i feel like wrenching the steering from his hand.

He's always driving slow, looking for portholes and possible collision for pete's sake we are in LAGOS where danfo drivers dont care for " Owners" and I must confess I like the fast driving compare to slow driving

Markenny:
it goes in dry and come out wet,the longer it stays the swter it becomes it cab be done anywhere and when it cums out it drips in sag , whats on ure mind it just a tea bag.

What is the "it". When it comes out how does the "it" feel? Hot or warm?

Markenny:
it cab be done anywhere and when it cums out it drips in sag , whats on ure mind it just a tea bag.

You can not brew tea anywhere it's only in hot water

Aiphie:
He came to her and told her 2 open up. As he drove it into her, she felt a stab of pain. He asked"Does it hurt?". She said "No".

Drove What into her
Oh OH

Aiphie:
As he went deeper each time, tears trickled down her cheeks but she was very determined because this was her first time.

Deeper into her mouth Then why the tears, it should have been well, ehm well

quote author=Aiphie link=topic=76059.msg1450975#msg1450975 date=1188558245]
Then he removed it and she realized she had lost it. My God! she just lost her tooth.
[quote][/quote]HER TOOTH OR HER V^IRG,

FUUNNY! VERY!

That is to say we also have heterosexualism in animals too. Does the same applies to Insects?

Yeah

Some will be muscular and hot you'll feel like grabing and tucking them between yours, they'll be OMG Sexy as hell

Some will be toothpicky
some Hairy
Some will look like a pair of clubs being tucked in a skirt

Just try picturing some guys you know in a Mini Skirt
I can assure you I was rolling on the floor when I did

I don't think that your idea is good.

What kind of joke is that?

I cherish my mum and cannot share a joke at the expense of another person's mother. No hard feeling but i'll give you a suggestion. Put I as in you where you have momma

e.g.
I (as in you) are so stupid, somebody told you drinks were on the house, so you went to get a ladder,
You are so stupid, you noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so you just did!
You are so stupid, it takes you two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

etc.

After discussing the proc and cons of the show which by the way is great, very educative, nobody mentioned who was fired yesterday. I didnt get to watch the last episode (day 9) so can someone tell me who was fired.

Just imagining what some guys leg will look like in a Mini Skirt

bioye:
The topic is already here. Make your posts there. Then I'll respond.

The Intern Show (Reality TV)

Cant find the topic

bioye:
Let me just respond here. I would have preferred Amina was evicted too. But I guess the Board had their reason for letting her off the hook. What reason did they give again? Did not hear it clearly.

Mrs High and mighty Maurice-Jones was asked to let somebody off the hook and Voila! she chose Amina simply becasue Ogechi said "sex cells" i.e. they can approach anybody and speak to them without being called-off. But Mrs High and Faulting Maurice Jones said (or rather thought) that she means SEX as in S-E-X.

Hello Guys,

Just wants to know your view(s) on the topic.

I particulalry don't like what happended on the show yesterday? How can Amina(who did not contribute to the task) be left off the hook and Udokia (who brought the idea that sold off) was expelled. Mrs Maurice Jones should also take care to mid her utterances on the show.

Hoping to hear from the rest of you.

Dgiel,

You need to know that the topic for this thread is LORENZO'S WIFE not The Gardener's Daughter

Hello,

There is already a thred for the topic. And if you have the summaries then post it

You know you guys have to watch the soap constantly to appreciate the plot.

for those who did not watch the begining, Galaxy Television has started showing it. They start just yesterday by 7.oopm.

And yesterday's episode on AIT was the BOMB

After Laura has exposed Isabella that she's a prostitute, Isabella too did the expected thing by sending Lorenzo (Laura's husband) the scandalous pictures (plural) of Laura and Alex in bed together

Today is going to be steaming and so so INTERESTING. KEEP WATCHING

@Kamsi Where are you stay? An island or outer Space. Since when has AIT pack CSM up?

@ Jalal For most of us living in Lagos I can tell you that we dont get to watch the soap, first, the timing is bad and secondly, almighty PHCN (if you get to sneak out from the office)

@ Dojo Whats up G? got scared

Hello People

You can now re-watch CSM on LTV from 2:30pm - 3:30pm Monday to Friday
Speaking of which the time is not abidabe by me because at that time some of us has to be work. I dont know how reason and get the idea of showing the soap at such a bad time.

The only person im angry at is marcia. she is just dumb and its only her and rafael peres that has the concrete evidence that will condemn fabian. But as the two didnt come forward to show it, the story has changed.

And please dont blame Diego much, put yourself in his position i.e. you assume that you are only aware of the things he is aware of in the soap. what would have been you reaction to all these problem. some people will have even run away to escape the stress and the palava. Imagine what a niger guy will do if he hears that he will go to prison for a crime he didnt commit.

Hello Ghinikhs, I've always been around though i don't contribute, Sometimes its good to sit back and read the opinions of other people which can enhacne ones own thought process

But you didn't ask of DOJO the last posthe pasted was the first in a bery long while isnt it.

PALOMA to the rescue. I think thatthey should atleast have consulted Paloma about the things going on before concluding that she should be kept from all of that. She might have found a way out for them all as she found a way out for Mexican coffee among the delegates and if the worst comes to worst and there is no way out Marianno adn Diego can consort to the Caveman tactics by drugging and carring her (Paloma) kicking and screaming back to London becasue of course she will refuse to go.