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satelliteDISH:
Who is this one. Please get out of this gathering of the progressives. That negative energy of yours is not welcomed. Your presence here stinks.

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To the glory of God he has been freed

It breaks my heart to see you on this platform not been celebrated as one would wish but as a victim of a failed state.May your good heart pave way for your quick release in Jesus name.Come out safe oh Padre I get gist for you.

HellAnus:
You mean background like the brothel your mother raised you up in?

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I detest the fowl smell of your mum kitten.Tell your mum one pant won't be enough oh because I go so scatter her kpekus join ur sister whose Anus still dey drip pap water And for ur dad tell him na drink cause his impotency wey make welder fire ur mama kpekus to born Anus hunting fagot like you.

Hungerbadoo:
Please what is Agbado?

BAT2022 new variety of maize.

DaBogu:
Have You Gotten A Good Job From Nairaland?
I'm not talking of =N=50,000 below, I'm asking from =N=100,000 above with benefits such as pension, HMO, leave allowance, 13th month and productivity bonus

Yes oh when myself and 50million youths joined the military we got alot of benefits not stated above.We had take home salary so enticing with a touch of maize,corn, yam cassava and Agbado.

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wolesmile:
Justice Abiola Soladoye of the Ikeja Domestic Violence and Sexual Offences Court on Monday sentenced a lesson teacher, Joseph Ibanga, to life imprisonment for defilement and impregnating a 14-year-old girl.

The offence is said to be punishable under Section 137 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015, which stipulates life imprisonment for offenders.

The prosecution presented three witnesses at the trial, while the defendant had no witness and spoke in his own defence.

According to the prosecution team, Olusola Soneye, Olufunke Adegoke, and Abimbola Abolade, the defendant committed the offence between January and March 2019 at No.12, Iresi Street, Orile-Agege, Lagos.

They all submitted that the defendant was a lesson teacher, who taught the survivor at home because she was not in school “for a long time due to slow learning.”

The prosecution said the defendant raped the minor where she lived with her aunt whenever he went to teach her.

She subsequently became pregnant and had a baby.

Delivering judgment in the matter, Justice Soladoye said the prosecution proved the charge of defilement against the convict.

She said, “The survivor was a minor and her consent is immaterial. The evidence before the court showed that the defendant had sex with the victim in her home and in the defendant’s own matrimonial home. She subsequently became pregnant and had a baby.

“The medical report corroborated the evidence against the defendant. The defendant is responsible for the act and there is evidence before the court to prove same.

“The survivor identified the defendant as her lesson teacher and the person who had sexual intercourse with her without her consent.

“The defendant is very ungrateful and wicked, ravished the student with impunity and taught her nonsense. Ibanga has brought ridicule to the teaching profession and this punishment will serve as a lesson to him and warning to others.

“The defendant is hereby found guilty as charged based on the avalanche of evidence against him, and he is sentenced to life imprisonment.”

The judge ordered that the convict should have his name entered into the register of sexual offenders of Lagos State.


https://punchng.com/lesson-teacher-bags-life-imprisonment-for-impregnating-14-year-old-pupil/

Let him proof himself useful in the prison by organizing lessons for his cell mates.Better still let.

danladi02:
Regardless of the turbulence facing Kogi State Governor and top presidential aspirant Yahaya Bello from within and outside his party, the All Progressive Congress, the governor has remained steadfast, winning the hearts of more delegates for his audacity ahead of the primary election scheduled for Tuesday.

Bello, who is said to be facing various conspiracies, has remained the APC's potential flag bearer as of today, refusing to withdraw from the 2023 presidential race cheaply.

On Monday evening, ahead of the party's primary election, the governor walked out of a meeting of northern governors suspected of pushing a selfish agenda. He had stated several times that anyone elected president should be chosen on the basis of competence, regardless of religion or region.

Yahaya Bello appears to be winning the battle, as Nigerians, particularly the delegates who have mostly arrived in Abuja, admire his audacity.

Yahaya Bello should get ready for his political oblivion.He has shown how inpatient he can be and how over ambition can becloud his actions and inaction.

garfield1:
I thought pascal ugbome is the candidate of pdp

paschal is oh my brother don't mind this news it's not credible.I was among the delegates that nominated Paschal.

Joezinho:
Chimamanda Adichie once said, "..We must be wary of the dangers of a single story.."

I thought I am the only one left with a common sense in this country.

Born2Breed:
https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-if-i-am-elected-president-edo-will-become-as-beautiful-as-lagos/amp

You have my vote bros Tinubu

[quote author=adenigga post=112441437]The National Association of Nigerian Students on Sunday declared that no political party will hold a convention to select any presidential candidate in Abuja.

NANS President, Sunday Asefon, made this known in a statement made available to our correspondent.

Sunday PUNCH had reported that the Peoples Democratic Party picked the Federal Capital Territory for its May Convention to select its presidential candidate amid 15 aspirants from all over the country. The ruling All Progressives Congress is also reported to have considered Abuja for its presidential primary later this month.

However, NANS, in its statement, told the political parties to either end the strike embarked upon by the Academic Staff Union of Universities since February 14, 2022, or forget about holding any presidential primary in the nation’s capital.

The apex students’ union body also expressed anger that those saddled to ensure the smooth running of the education sector including Minister of State for Education, Emeka Nwajiuba; and Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige; have picked up the outrageous N100m presidential forms of the ruling APC.

In the statement titled, ‘End ASUU Strike Or Forget Political Activities In Abuja’, the NANS president said, “We have also in the past weeks seen those saddled with great responsibility in the education sector and those saddled with responsibilities of resolving labour crises declaring interest to contest for the seat of the President come 2023.

“We are surprised by their effrontery and total disrespect to the Nigerian people for having the courage to even mute the idea of contesting talkless of picking up the 100million naira presidential form while students languish at home because of their collective failures.

“Politicians have shown no concern to the plight of the students but are only busy in their selfish and inordinate ambitions to become the next President.

“Let me say without mincing words, the two major political parties should forget any political gathering in Abuja who elsewhere except there is a solution to the lingering ASUU strike.

“We will frustrate all the activities leading to the selection of party candidates if we remain on strike. We also want to advise the government and the politicians who are busy campaigning to be President to either resolve the ASUU crises or give direct orders to the security operative to shoot us at the site during party conventions to select a presidential candidate. If we remain on strike, they should just forget it.”

ASUU, on March 14, at the expiration of its four-week warning strike which it declared on Monday, February 14, had extended the industrial action by two months.

The union led by Professor Emmanuel Osodeke said it made the decision to extend the strike so as to give the Federal Government and its agencies enough time to meet the lingering demands of the union.

The union had embarked on a nine-month strike in 2020 before it was called off in December of that year.

Source: https://punchng.com/ASUU-strike-Presidential-primaries-cant-hold-in-Abuja-NANS-declares[/quote
Believe this at your own peril.I am sure the leadership of NANS is so politically inclined such a way that the government have them in their pocket.Mark my word these paper tigers won't do a thing.

Adiob200:
Now that government has announced open of border, how much is price of rice and other food items in your state..hope they are coming down

We don't any price decrease as exchange rate of naira to dollar is on the high likewise naira to cefa.Expect massive smuggling of everything.

HellAnus:
You are a fuul. Let him go and play more bet. Bet9ja and others still dey exist. Clowns

Grow up boy not everytime you show you have a faulty background

kuonbe:
An apartments will solve my problems
I will stay with my family
Start going to church
Nothing will make me bet. I don't bet before
I promised my wife this month ending to up the money for the apartment. Pls I need help

Was in your shoe some months back but thank God I don change

[quote author=Cyphar post=112221322]Bro.... Betting is not programmed for the player to win. It is for the company to make gain. That is why you hardly see people make it through betting.
Watin betting don do me for this life ehn.... Im supposed to own a land now..... Betting no allow. The addiction is just too strong. Pls bro. Just stop betting. You will be good.
I will only say hmm

[quote author=Islandlady post=112165402]Good morning Nairalanders! Have got this pressing issue, I need your advise on.

There is this business friend to my dad, who is in his early forties, he once asked me out for a relationship but I declined because he his married with two lovely children

So I have been on vacation from my job for some weeks now, so I decided to spend time in my family house
so three days ago he brought this job offer to me that I should be his new secretary since his old secretary have relocated abroad, I told him I will get back to him

Pls guys I am just confused and scared, I mean this man once asked me out and me being his secretary means we will be close to each other, I don't want any case of rape or sexual assault from him

Plus his new job salary is almost ×2 of my present job salary!

Could his intentions be pure or could it be that I am overreacting or reading too much meaning to this

Should I accept the job offer from him or not!
Pls I need your critical advise
Ashawo dey your eye

Angela1996:
I'm just depressed over this situation, I'm tired of him, he snapped me while I was naked and threatened to release my nudes...I've told him to sign the undertaken and leave me alone but he has refused...
Please I don't know what to do again!...Don't judge me or insult me because no one is perfect

Send it over let me see if e make sense

Maj196:
Congratulations

I became jobless because I followed the advice from this platform all the same God bless nairaland I no get job again.

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[quote author=SmellySperm post=111212020]The other thread,u said pen*s is useless coz u got a vibra.tor. Thought u don't need a man? Nice of you. Nice! [/quite]
You are so good I guess you still holds your monitoring spirit award.

GreatAxeMan:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/03/10/yoruba-nation-ambition-can-be-achieved-without-firing-a-bullet-says-igboho/

Wow! Can you imagine how Benin prison can reset people's ideology?well can they also admit Mazi Nnamdi? Just asking for a friend below.

NaijaCoverBlog:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/son-kills-75-year-old-father-says-he-smoked-indian-hemp/%3famp

Fear Adamawa weed oh sometimes it makes you feel it's your right to be the president. Them dey mix em with dawadawa that's why it's Adamawa weed.imtelligent me.

christaddicted:
It's 100% real. My cousin is on it. A five stage interview. Thorough research was made before he proceeded. A relative had to find out in the U.S about them. Their HQ is at Massachusetts.

They work secretly with the U.S government, Department of Defense precisely. More like a secret service. Just hope you won't be
disqualified for bringing it here.

Na them members be this

Oh! My God these bad guys are now in the neighborhood.What shall I do now that am the only jack Bauer left in the south west?

Chijeep:
Our neighbour bought this big Bush meat on a highway returning back from a journey and he said it costs much but refused to tell how much he actually paid for the Grasscutter.

Like how much does it worth

Are you advertising your harmattan sharpened bears?all I see is two bush meat one is a big ewu Gambia while the other is cane rate.

It Man U vs Liverpool

WE MOVE THEY CANT STOP THE MOVEMENT ANYMORE

The armed forces website can't and will never be touched.