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Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 8:02am On Feb 20
Mrtaye:

Olodo agbaya make you no dey teach children homework ooo
Arindin kekere grin.Show us ur wardrobe and fan grin
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 8:29pm On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

Mugu
oponu grin
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 8:28pm On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

Mugu olodo
odeson show us ur wardrobe
Family / Re: Elderly Man Heaps Praises On His Wife As She Arrives From Work (video) by ipobarecriminals: 4:35pm On Feb 19
cool
Business / Re: Official Prices Of Drinks By NBL by ipobarecriminals: 2:47pm On Feb 19
sad
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 12:04pm On Feb 19
grin ur head dey pain u
AlhajiCSO:
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Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 12:00pm On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

You're not smart enough to figure out the op..the essence of the ceiling fan in this context the noise of the ceiling fan afforded him the opportunity move his body and position in the wardrobe but immediately nepa took light the noise of the fan stopped and he couldn't move or change his position to avoid noise that will arouse suspicion........ apparently you didn't do literature in English or you just have deficiency of comprehension
They can use ur head play ludo game.So,he 😴 in that wardrobe without noise/the girl mother didn't change her clothes 🤔 🙄?
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 11:54am On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

I already did that's why I said you ain't smart not to know the essence of the noisy fan
Noisy fan grin grin grin.Good to know the type of fan in ur 1 room grin
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 11:24am On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

Olodo di meji or olodo n gbolodo pon
Slow kid.Tell us how u get air while u locked urself inside wardrobe .Just explain that and I'll send u usd200 to feed ur hungry self
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 11:21am On Feb 19
Mrtaye:

Seriously speaking ooo honestly you are olodo and I also wonder how you made your grades in school.... you probably sorted your way out of school.....the reason is because you lack reading comprehension and it's not possible for someone with reading comprehension defect to pass any examination so definitely you sorted your way out of school
kid.If u can't explain how air managed to entered a closed wardrobe, yo certificate, if u have one is questionable.
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Than 400 Detained In Russia As Country Mourns The Death Of Alexei Navalny by ipobarecriminals: 11:11am On Feb 19
sad Putin too go DIE

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Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 11:06am On Feb 19
alade26632:
kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. ...
God bless u alade26632.Mrtaye ,cone and see sensible man here. cool.MrTaye,can u show us ur wardrobe 🤪 grin if u have one.Hide inside it and tell ur kehinde to snap u if you'll kpai inside.
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 11:00am On Feb 19
Mrtaye post.=128528071:

You be olodo true true😀
U are dumb upstairs .I pity ur parents and ur destiny
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 2:34am On Feb 19
Poccetino1:


Type in English bro, I don’t understand French
Ask the Elderly one in ur compound
to translate yo lies to Portuguese..I dnt understand yo English lies nada
Car Talk / Re: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by ipobarecriminals: 9:31pm On Feb 18
grin FAKE grin angry grin.I give up here with all diz FAKE
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 9:25pm On Feb 18
Kid.U remind me bout lapastor cool(can't recollect his name in those 80s jagua. The character lapastor hide under the table but u hide inside inside a wardrobe for that long without air/ventilation cheesy grin.Keep deceiving yourself and yo gullible fellows.Kid
Poccetino1:



Rest
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 7:49pm On Feb 18
grin grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed sad embarassed
crackhouse:
So the wardrobe was that big for a 1 bedroom flat? That u were sitting and standing anyhow inside it..
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 7:48pm On Feb 18
Mrtaye:

Read carefully he never said fan air entered the wardrobe ook
grin i hear u reader. Fan Air dey enter ur own closed wardrobe abi? The wardrobe nor get 🚪 🚪 rite grin grin?
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 3:55pm On Feb 18
grin grin kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. wink
Poccetino1:


First of all na wardrobe and not cupboard.

No be everybody get gonorrhea like you wey Dey pee every 30secs. Some people can travel from porthacourt to Abuja by road without peeing more than once or without peeing at all.

Some can’t pee in public areas, some cant pee when under pressure etc.

It’s a psychological thing which you should know at your age. Try Dey versatile and be ready to learn before calling someone dumb.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by ipobarecriminals: 3:30pm On Feb 18
sad
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by ipobarecriminals: 3:29pm On Feb 18
cool u sat on Ghana Must GO sac inside the cupboard undecided sad?How fan Air managed enter the cupboard, no urinate, nah another mystery.



Dumb man thread sad

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Crime / Re: Lagos State Government Set To Penalise Landlords Renting Out Their Apartments At by ipobarecriminals: 2:57pm On Feb 18
sad those that can't afford it should go and live in Alausa/any Lasgidi house angry
Crime / Re: Nigerians Warn About This Taxi Driver, DSVA & Police Ask For More Info by ipobarecriminals: 12:07pm On Feb 18
sad even a gentleman that look pious like a Deeper life are demon.We dey carry 🌶spray for here..
Juoflife1:
I can't take a ride with this kind of face. I will cancel immediately because he's too ugly.

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Health / Re: Boyfriend Accuses His Girlfriend Of Infecting Him With HIV (Pic/Video) by ipobarecriminals: 11:02am On Feb 18
cool he got SERVED HOT 🔥.His 👀 don clear now.The thing dey sweet am b4 cool
Religion / Re: Valentine: True Love Could Only Be Found In God (Pic) by ipobarecriminals: 9:16am On Feb 18
sad come here to see Evang Jideofor EmmaPOWERFUL Righteousness2 sermon .Evang don go Church cool. Good nite great people cool.




AlhajiCSO ; ;DD wink, shey u don gò remof ur 2/2 kiosk for Mandila b4 dey demolish am sad undecided sad
Business / Re: Lagos Shuts Mandilas Market by ipobarecriminals: 7:51am On Feb 18
grin grin cheesy angry sad shocked grin cheesy
OkoAmarashy:


You are in Shomolu in Lagos, scamming people telling them you help process admission into Unilag and Yabatech. Yet, you want your brothers to return to Igboland?

Why don't you take your own advice and return to the East to be processing admission into ABSU where their DVC was captured like a wild rabbit or UMUDIKE where their VC was beaten like a thief.
Health / Re: Why Do Hotels Use White Bedspread And Towels by ipobarecriminals: 3:07am On Feb 18
sad dey should use RED /GREEN Instead undecided sad grin
Religion / Re: Why Doesn’t God Heal Everyone? by ipobarecriminals: 3:05am On Feb 18
cool RESTORATION TO ALL

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