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Lmao... AdeLaNa1...

Just how many players does Wenger Know...?!

Now Kante too... what stopped him from signing him...?! Work permit...?!

So many players got away... so many...

Been there... done that...

January all the way...

midehi2:
yea but the man should understand and co-operate with the wife....i think the home lacks understanding

So you too would stand in front of the tv to block your husband...?! You're not a girl anymore... you're a woman...

Same goes to the OP...

midehi2:

You stand in front of the tv... to provoke a reaction... why you women do that... I'll never know...

I've got no advice to give as I always say... husband and wife matter nah 'eyah...'

Born2Breed:
These are Myths and Folklore's. These was never Sango or whatever.

Btw is it not the same Ooni that goes kneeling before Tinubu and Obasanjo to be nominated and installed as ooni. He should read his history books if his father did not.

Lol... Sango no exist...?! typical Jesus myopic worshipper...

amiskurie:
Monkey hand is not fresh like that,or big as that.
It's human

Observe the nails...

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Imagine giving this one head... then she climax and clamps her thighs on your head... it's over in 5 seconds...

Looks like monkey meat...

BlackOyinbo:
Please do you have any idea how much the duty for a 2008 Toyota highlander is via land boarder?

No idea... so sorry...

blackpanda:
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This is nothing but an attempt to cultivate public emotion for something nobody really knows about. I know yewande very well and she has NEVER been violent in her life. Moreover she is a trained lawyer and a state prosecutor, so she knows the gravity of the offence of murder. So there is definitely more to the story than meets the eye

Nobody was there when the incident happened. But the truth shall surely unfold in the course of trial

So the man Stabbed himself on the neck...?!

Addicted2Women:
From frying pan to fire.
Wicked people.
Why not buy a Motorcycle for him ??
How much is bike sef ??

Is it too much if you buy the bike...?!

In the next 10 years... when Christianity comes to its senses... they'll burn all pictures depicting Jesus... because that dude ain't White...

If you'll attack me... come at me with facts... abeg...

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Dusk till Dawn

On A Cigarette pack...

Johnny Quid: All you need to know about life is retained within those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur - the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards glamor and wealth; the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie. Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion, written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are, in fact, trying to kill you and that, Pete, is the truth. Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet. That is why you and I love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. Now please, pass me a light.

- RocknRolla

Beauty is a cruel mistress - RocknRolla

pulsa:
When you crossed the road wrongly,and a car speeds towards you, when you look death in its eye, your life doesn't flash by you, what happens is YOU FREEZE!!!, YOU FREEZE AND PULL A STUPID FACE.
Jason statham in snatch

Haha... Guy Ritchie fan...?! Seen all the movies I can get my hands on...

Hatchet Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.

Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.

Hatchet Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Right Leg, Left Leg... your body will follow... they call it walking...

Treat your wife... treat somebody else's wife... it's a lot more fun if you don't get caught...

Jason Statham - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...

That's a Draco Lizard... it doesn't fly... it glides... and they don't live in France... that picture is stolen... your uncle in France doesn't exist... Get a life nitwit...

Ebora Owu 1 of the whole world...

Labee:
Oga with all due respect to you, his container has not even been at the wharf for 30 days, so how can he pay that kind of amount. I know that system very well. I import and clear my goods myself. TITC is right behind Zenith and Access bank in the Panasonic building at point road Apapa by area B police station, right opposite KeyStone bank. I am saying all this to prove to you that I am a regular. His demurrage on the terminal side at this level should be 12,600 per day for the container and not for units of cars. Depending on his arrangement with the shipping company, he might just pay little demurage. I always ship with ZIM lines or Hanjin, or United Arab shipping lines, and I make sure that my shipper gets me 21 days free

True that...

Labee:
Oga no scare the guy like that nah (per the bolded above). Daily demurrage for terminal TICT 2nd or even Grimaldi na 8,800 naira per day for the first period. He appears to be in the last period. Hence his demurrage na N12,600 per day. You forgot to mention, releasing officer money. DC Money, CIU money, OC Gate money, even the agencies money (Police/anti bomb, SS, NDLEA, ), even valuation get money. This container should cost him N1,550,000 million to clear (assuming it is loaded with goods. However, if the container only contain just the 3 cars, then he should be paying N1,400,000 million naira. Any regulatory body can easily place alert on the system. For instance, the one that I cleared in December had an alert initiated by port CID. They claimed that they got information from New York that I had furniture in my container. I just laughed and gave them 10,000 (ten thousand naira), and they released the alert immediately

Demurrage for units of vehicles I under 15k per day... it's not hearsay or heardo... container demurrages are way high... I still have documents at home to show for it... paying 78k demurrage per day for a 40ft container at TCIT...

Laredojohn:
iPopAlomo you have really given the op a detailed analysis of the whole ishh, hope he gets it sorted out soon, better he looses and get his cost back, than loosing the whole consignment ,knowing an agent personally I different from knowing one professionally, professionalism should come first, op sowi..just find out and settle as needed to get ur goods.

I always paid correct duty... while I was still an agent... but I still had to bribe the customs to release the consignment...

Imagine paying correct duty and still paying 5K for a single unit of vehicle... with Abeg ooo... and someone that underpays pays around 20-30k sometimes 50k per unit of vehicle... but he's made much more by short payment...

The Customs were encouraging the leakages cos they made more money making Honest Agents toil for nothing...

So one day... I just told myself... to hell with this... and I left...

BlackOyinbo:
Is the duty for land border the same as the ports?

Yes basically... but agents still underpays... that's the only way they make money... how many client can afford to pay agency fee of 80-120k...