₦airaland Forum

wcurtis76:
See mumuuuuuuuuuuu wey we develop there bush they talk abeg deep your self in pit toilet Jarre

" Charity begins at home."

You for first develop ur bush before u develop anoda pesin own desert.

ritababe:
interesting, our ladies don't fvckup like our guys

And you forgot, the guys are d defending champions

OliveCynosure:
Yinmu

e.g me, myself and I

fk001:
I know what Malton was hallucinating about that's, why i told him that.


You don't know the root of the conversation, and you don't know the guy that i quoted either.


You should take a glance at my one and only post, you will know that i am an advocate of One Nigeria

I knw you are an advocate of one Nigeria. Am referring to those who always claimed middlebelt( who are mostly christian youths) from Benue or plateau ND few from Kogi. I hv BN following d thread ND I knw ur stand.

fk001:
I am a Muslim

I know you are...


If you are from Southern Borno, then u are Marghi, Pabir, Karai- Karai or maybe Shuwa ko kuma mandari

DateMynd44:
and after you'll hear something like South Borno is not part of North

Or something like; south Borno, south Adamawa ND Bauchi are middlebelt just because they christians

fk001:
Half Borno half Adamawa


southern Borno precisely

Borno nah Borno which one b south Borno again or is it anoda state?

jboycrb:
Keeping ur virginity till ur marriage is not dignity but lack of opportunity

See excuse


Which lack of opportunity?












If u want sex d tin no hard to get

OliveCynosure:
Ama go straight to the point- Men should be virgins too!!!

Haba! Some are virgin na

Lalas247:
Yes she asked which is the best not to hurt as she was scared I just told her stick to missionary till she feels comfortable guess hubby wanted doggy or more .. so side chic helped him out and gave him gift too
Anyway she over it now final divorce stages she will get some money sha

Everyone was once a virgin too, how did they do it d first time abi pesin dey Wei dem deflowered before birth Ni?

askseunoladele:
LINES PLAYBOYS USE TO HAVE SEX WITH INNOCENT LADIES

If you want to keep your virginity till marriage or stay off sex completely till you get married, beware of these lines or men will pass you from bed to bed like football. Innocent ladies including naive married women usually fall into sexual traps through these lines:

1. YOU ARE TOO FRIGID: They tell you to loosen up, learn to hug, learn to give a "godly" brother a peck on the cheek. You should socialize and be more friendly. It's a bait to make you loose your guard little by little and they keep asking for more till they eventually have sex with you and dump you neat!

Which useless hug does he want, for what reason? If he wanna hug, he should hug his mother, sisters, male friends or wife! Some men know virtually the breast size of all the females around them by hugging tightly and feeling what they should not feel! If you need to hug and peck, go hug and peck fellow females sisters! Not hugging guys doesn't mean you are frigid, don't let any guy deceive you! I wasn't into hugging guys as a single lady yet was very friendly and had male admirers! Of course, I ain't frigid in marriage! Sex in marriage is sweet to say the least! Be friendly sis, but know the limit to physical touch!

2. YOU ARE OLD SCHOOL: I love old school like kilode! If they tell you to go clubbing, expose cleavages to prove to everyone you went to school, they are seriously sick!

3.YOUR HUSBAND SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY MAN YOU ARE FREE WITH: kindly explain what you mean sir. Do you mean, my husband is not the only man I should hug, peck and have sex with? I should treat you like I treat my husband, be careless around you and give what is holy to the dogs? Excuse me dear married woman, if you do not want stories that touch the heart with another man, don't ever do anything with him you won't proudly tell your husband at home. You can't be too free with another man aside your husband, shikennah! Hugging all men and giving them pecks shows you lack virtues and morals! Refuse to be deceived!

4. IT'S NOT A SIN TO PASS THE NIGHT IN MY HOUSE: Thief! You want to snatch her under her mama's roof to pass the night in your motel, where will she sleep? On the floor while you sleep on the bed? What happens when the devil asks NEPA to the light and one terrible heat wants to kill both of you, you ask her to off her clothe so that "breeze" will blow on her abi? If the useless devil wants to kill it completely and he sends one mighty rain making everywhere cold and chilly, you offer to keep her warm by wrapping yourself around her on the bed her abi?May God deliver some sisters from the spirit of foolishness and stupidity! You can't pass the night without thinking of sex or doing it! What you will not eat, don't bring it to your nose! You may escape first, second or even third time, the day he will pounce on you, no one will rescue you!

5. IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME: This is common among those sokoto sagging, agbero boys! Masters degree holders in the art of seduction also use it a lot. Tell him, if he loves you, he should wait for you.why will anyone in his right senses equate pre-marital sex with love? You need deliverance!

6. YOU SHOULD BE EXPERIENCED BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED: So he wants to teach you how to have sex then disappears when the pregnancy comes, girl, use your head! No man wants "ajeku" sister, no one wants a "used and dumped" we all want a spouse, fresh and innocent. It is the grace and forgiveness of Christ that helps us do some things and still stand on our two feet. But trust me, you will still pay for those mistakes!

7: YOU ARE SO HOT! He says anytime he sees you, he can't control himself, he needs deliverance from the spirit of lust!

Your body is not the problem, the demon eating his reasoning faculty is his problem! You are not the hottest babe on earth. More beautiful ladies are everywhere. If he can't control himself with you, he won't control it himself around your sisters, friends and colleagues! Don't buy into that lie!

8. I LOVE YOU: Playboys are very good at using those words. Don't let any man sweet talk you into his bed! If he loves you, he should keep his fingers off your precious body. As a married woman, it is senseless to consistently listen to another man who regularly tells you he loves you and you are beginning to reciprocate with "I love you too!" You call it showing the agape love of Christ, I pity your marriage! Put your phone on speaker so your husband can hear everything he tells you, show him all the chats and conversations, if your "friend" tells you to clear chats and not be completely opened to your husband about your relationship with him, he is a devil per excellence! Your marriage is heading towards divorce!

9. YOU ARE NOT FLEXIBLE as in, compromise your principles by allowing him to romance but not have sex? Alright, okay! One day will be one day when he breaks into your gate and the relationship is over!

These and more are the lines play boys use on naive ladies to make them lose their guard, sleep with them, dump them and leave them damaged, broken and battered! May you not fall a victim in Jesus' name. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com

Person Wei wan spoil go spoil...they r just waiting for d lines in order to give, cos they have made up their minds already weda married or single ladies.

They will use d OT u gave dem as an excuse in d future.

If someone don't want to do something, u can't convince Dem to it.

#OyoyoBaba but :

The economic theory of buharism is one of the worst I've ever seen in my life. It lacks the ingredients needed to make its soup aromatic. In these two years of "Buhariyya", what we witnessed is galloping inflation, rising unemployment index rate and economic meltdown. The principal building block of buharism is nepotism, pseudo-democracy, and political fanaticism. Many of e-critics prefer to shut their mouths instead of criticising this government. What they fear is the response and harsh comments they may get from the die-hard buharists, but saying the truth in the long que of lies is an act of charity. By the way, we are in democratic country where everyone can be criticised even if he is president Muhammad Buhari.

Under this government the poor is getting poorer and the rich is getting richer. The margin between the rich and the poor is getting more wider with inaccessibility of the child of a poor to secure white color job. Subsidies are removed. Borders are closed. Foreign exchange is dwindling. A son-of-nobody can never rise to be somebody under this style of aristocracy and nepotism. Elites' children study abroad while talakawa's are at home resting in the ASUU strike. Here in the north, our brethren love you though you don't care about the suicide bombings in Maiduguri but we heard your voice when such happened elsewhere.


Aliyu Dahiru Aliyu

fanficgirl:
How does it adds morals and lol what does morals have to do with GDP? A PHD in Yoruba is a lot more comprehensive than just reading and memorizing a script..

And you don't know people also have P.hd in Arabic?

And you tink everyone just read and memorized d Quran?

Arabic is just like English. Someone can bcum a Dr or prof. By merely studying Arabic or Islamic studies only.

AMORPHOUS DAURAWA AND THE RETENTION OF CHAMELEON.

By : Aliyu Dahiru Aliyu

My previous post stirred controversies after I touched the untouchable god of war. Homicidal, filicidal, infanticidal, malevolent bully and the prophet of suicide bombing. The worshippers of the pseudo scholar attacked and called me many names, from western puppet secularist and liberalist to a shi'a messenger and innovator with venomous knowledge of Philosophy and Sufism who is here to destroy "mallaman sunnah". However, I'm familiar with the attacks of those blind worshippers of sectarian demigods. The tirades and malediction of sectarian mobs see no one. They spare no one. From His royal highness Muhammad Sanusi II when he was against their misogynistic mullahs to any other social reformer that they label as liberalist or jewish puppet. Here in the north, we have people who accept without questioning, follow dogmatically and attack mercilessly without reasoning.

It was the loopholes of this religious and sociocultural milieu in the north "Shaykh" Daurawa exploited and gave the teaming youths, hailing "Allahu Akbar", religious justification to blow up themselves in the name of jihadi suicide bombing. One should not wonder why Karl Marx called religion opium of the masses. It is not only opium in this case, but a placebo of the masses. Here in the north, we have neo-fundamentalists that preach suicide bombing and see it as a means of ascending to Heaven. These scholars entice youths to explode themselves and attack everyone (God will separate evil from good) for 72 virgins. These agents of war from the school of Wahhabism, are the same people promising us moving to utopia with aristocracy and shari'acracy. Some poor among us followed them and started blowing up themselves.

What we want from Daurawa and his followers is not zigzags and harsh comments. What we want from him is to come out and in the same way he preached suicide bombing, withdraw his fatwa. With these his worshippers will start seeing his image vividly and will loss his chair as demi-god. His fatwa is now active hither and tither, we want him to de-activate it publicly. Saying that he changed his position without following the same gate he followed is a retention of chameleon and an utter hypocrisy. One can change colours without changing the internal organs.

Daurawa's fatwa is a threat to our gatherings with christian and other non-Muslims in the north. A suicide bomber may use the same fatwa to kill the good, the bad and the ugly. He should come publicly and tell us where can we find God as suicide bomber? This will shut our voices. Insults and harsh reactions by calling us hell dwelling innovators will not help in this case. If Daurawa changed his position, he has to refute his fatwa with sound arguments that may help us out of this menace.

#Shikenan

AMINU DAURAWA : A SILENT FUNDAMENTALIST.

By : Aliyu Dahiru Aliyu

The head of Kano Hisbah board, "sheikh" Aminu Ibrahim Daurawa, is an epitome of silent politico-dynamic religious fanatic and insidious recruiter of fundamentalists in northern Nigeria. A person who exploits the loopholes of the northern sociocultural milieu and starts showing himself as a mufti. One will not have a tiresome day to trace his genealogy to the 13th century well known extremist, Ibn Taimiyya, who lived all his life writing and preaching for "holy war" against those he termed as heretics, innovators, deviants and infidels. Ibn Taimiyya wrote 8 volumes against shi'ites, 10 volumes against sufis, 5 volumes against philosophers, and uncountable volumes against whoever is against his puritanical view of Islam. Daurawa, a silent fundamentalist, a typical Wahhabi and preacher of war and an open supporter of Osama bn Laden and his 9/11 in America; is a good follower of Ibn Taimiyya who in many of his fatwas in local radio FM stations is sourcing his views from the same intolerant Ibn Taimiyya.

I already know, I'll not be spared from the harsh comments of his blind followers and silent neo-fundamentalists on Daurawa's line, but my voice will not be intimidated by the meew of these cats. His Wahhabism, which he publicly associated with Osama bin Laden, is the same ideology we see its outcome today. After 9/11, Daurawa in one of his audio clips, criticised those who see suicide bombing as evil and haram (prohibited) and called them hypocrites! In the same audio, he preached a violent jihad saying even God is a suicide bomber! Daurawa didn't stop, he said that it is Islamically allowed for a bomber to explode himself amidst innocent people wherever they are, God will separate good from evil among them in the hereafter.

One may wonder, how a democratic secular government of Kano state could employ this man as a head of Islamic police? How this school dropout and football club ex-coach could be given a chair in the council of kano scholars just because he was advertised by a local FM station? Government may not know that it is working with an insidious enemy. For government to know this, ask him about his views on some sections and sub-sections in Nigerian constitution. Ask him about his views on Shi'a and Ahmadiyya minorities. Ask him about freedom of religion, conscience and thought. As a good follower of Ibn Uthaimeen, I know Daurawa will not deviate from the intolerant wahhabi fatwas of Uthaimeen and other Wahhabis like Saleh Fawzan and Ibn Bazz. If government is seriously researching on the genesis and sources of fundamentalism in northern Nigeria, I know Daurawa will never escape this grip.

By the way, I know the zigzagging and hypocrisy of Aminu Daurawa. He will soon go to radio stations and start calling us names (secularists, innovators, shi'ites, hypocrites, e.t.c). But we have his audio preaching war and suicide bombing which is online and can be easily downloaded. The harsh reactions we may get from his co-fanatics will never stop us from calling the attention of other people to watch the movement of this pseudo scholar. People need to stand up until this man is stripped from his power as a head of Islamic police (Hisbah) in Kano before another emergence of "Markaz Ibn Taimiyya".

Judicible:
If criminals and fraudsters have ideas like this must they use it to defraud people

Everything in Nigeria, criminals must get dere own version.

Please pass this information across to your friends

Below is the email and text message my sister received from some frudulent Nigerian/kidnappers at about 5am this morning. These people claimed to be working for N-Power (The Federal Government of Nigeria Youth Empowerment Program)

"Congratulations you have been succesful in qualifying for the Npower VAIDS program. Candidates are to meet on Tues 15 August at Conoil Filling station, beside gwagalada park, area 1, abuja. Free transport will be made available from here to the venue at 12pm, 12.30 or 1pm. Further details sent via email"

Pls call your family members to be very careful. I called N-Power to be told that these people are scammers. I was told the email does not originate from them.
Please post this High Alert Message on your Facebook, Instagram, twitter and (other social mediam means). Together, we can save lives of many Nigerians that will innocently or ignorantly fall into the trap of these evil and coward scammers and kidnappers.

Please do not ignore; save a life today.

From: Nigerian Dan Arewa

I don late again. Anyway, good luck to those that are fortunate to see this post earlier.


Op, God bless you abundantly for d help u are rendering to d needy and may he continue to increase you in wealth and health.

Thank you!!!

E be like say wetin happen to Chelsea 2015/2016 go happen 2017/2018 with their £60 record signing potential flop [url][/url]

Very irritating

derespect:
Why is it that medical practitioners use crazy writing when prescribing drugs for patients. It always bothers me and funny enough, even quack nurses and doctors will read and understand it? But why?

Naso their brain dey...most of Dem don craze finish before Dem grad daz y dere handwriting resemble how dere brain b.

jnfoage:
One day, a person went to a horse racing area. Instead of counting the number of humans an horses, he conuted 74 heads and 196 legs. How many humans and horses were there?

81

laideh:
One in a million.

Not really... They r many in a million rather.

MrHowto:
Shatap. He is not a leader but a normal father. Who stop the Almajiri from going to school? The man in pic or Almajiri parents?

No mind those people jare. As if Dem force anybody go almajiranci... Na d foolish illiterates dey carry dere children go dere with polybag and no food.

2016v2017:
like olodo ,like the father who have no school cert.

Na u olodo pass cos u no knw d difference btw Aisha Buhari and Aisha Yusefu

TheKingIsHere:
Yes, can you prove me wrong?

Prove dat u are right rather.

TheKingIsHere:
The north is not powerful because you guys are the ones begging for one Nigeria. You have already made the constitution to suit yourself in the past.

And because you are weak, you are using all your might to fight kanu for fear of being abandoned and alone.

So keep on making yourself feel good but deep down inside, you know you guys are worthless. And when Nigeria finally splits up, we will see.

According to you...

shervydman:
weyreh ......... how I won take know if u do wear or not?

Senior werey how u take know say e node show for face when u never see my face before

shervydman:
e no dey show for face na....

Dem dey wear khaki nah

alexis:
So men playing football is haram as well?

According to him which we disagree wit.

shervydman:
stop whining me jare.....

So, I resemble graduate abi

alexis:
The poster that started the thread is female and she is asking about it, hence female football team

And d guy Said football is haram...