His shooting himself with a gun. If you know Nigeria well, getting an Nysc certificate is key. If you think it's nothing, ask Kemi. She will explain better.

Forget Exemption and get the certificate. Save yourself of premium tears in the future.

Happy bday comrade. More bliss.

E reach make him celebrate because the tin devil dey take Nigeria marriages dey do now too much.

Marriage keep crashing, but mine won't. better get sense future wifey.

Congratulations Nath!

I would have given you a suggestion, ma, but I was once frustrated with my YouTube post some years ago.

I sought ways to promote my content but all efforts seems abortive.

But I can tell you this for free—collabo with some influencers on nairalander to boost your post on front page. If you can make front page once a week, you will hit your target.

Mummy was so funny

Real folks are my favourite.

Trash it.

Jesus

Graced. More wins king David.

At all, at all, na him bad pass.

As we miss to play leather, we no miss to music for the world.

Naija to the world.

Jack of all, master of none.

Stay where your horn is. Nice content, ma.

Happy new month!

Pranked a young chap about his dad health. He ran like a mad dog to meet his dad at home.

As he approached the junction to his house, he was knocked down by a moving car.

I was running and laughing behind him. Unknown to me he has been hit by a car. When I approached the junction, I saw people surrounding someone. Out of curiosity, I went to feed my eyes. Only to see my friend on the floor with blood gushing out from his leg.

Today, he can't walk properly. I received the beating of my life that day.

From that day till this day, I vowed never to prank anyone again.

Happy new months to all nairalanders.

maxtop:
Send your account numbers. I wanted to bless some people today. I will credit 30 people with the exception of one person, that is SEUN OSEWA. That guy is mean to me walahi !!!

PastorMIsBack:


Someone beat you to the correct answer. Better luck next time.

Yes, ma. Wasn't online sha. Happy celebration

Ooh no. I was late.

I knew the answer the very day I watched the video of how you narrated how you met your husband. How you asked God to make him propose on your bday.

All the same, happy celebration ma.

Marriage anniversary and Birthday.

Happy celebration ma.

Tonytonex:
honestly. I didn't know that he has money like that.

Some people have achieved a lot but they choose to remain silent.

Spit on their faces and watch how their achievements will burn you into ashes.

All thanks to the woman. We now have a glimpse of his accomplishments.

Nigerians can troll sha.

SAPA.

Someone called me and told me to send my acct details for my school fee.

Before I sent it, I kneeled down, swipped my tears, and thanked the Almighty God for listening to my heart cry. In my heart, my destiny helper has located me.

I totally forgot it was April fool. The way I hurriedly sent it, one would think I was the creator of computer. My fingers was as astute as you can imagine.

Few minutes later, the elderly man jokingly said, "April fool. I got you."

I was like, God, if this man make heaven eeh, I will take the matter to your court in heaven.

Till today, I haven't forgiven him.

Tomorrow, I will be ready for the shock. No one will get me again.

The hearts of men is desperately wicked. Who can know it?

At last, you are better than them today. Your life is a testimony. Keep gliding.

Next one.

It's now up to him to change his character on and off the pitch.

Fantasticcc:
And what does the woman do to the man she loves

Buy him their meeting agreed singlet and boxer.

Nairaland forum is older than my younger brother. He keep changing but nairaland never seems to be thinking of change.

Love conquers all. In true love, there is wealth and success.

I will choose love over and over again.

It will refine my budget.

Jesus, our perfect example, corrected with love. Nice content, ma.

Adios!

Johel:



I will not come for you the way you did since you actually got no brain atall...but be aware that ignorance is a disease...Atimes, one needs to watch a movie more than once to achieve proper understanding ,you don't know how I saw the movie, if it's half way,bit by bit or I watched it at one sitting...one can know all the English yet fail to understand somethings in a movie..Understanding a movie got nothing to do with English, movies is about understanding the story and all there is, not some English class ok ..Let me just end it here cos your ignorance stinks...


Cheers.

You can get a tokunbo laptop for like 80k-100k. Use 35k to register for a graphic designing class. After that, register on UPWORK OR FIVEER as a graphic designer for clients abroad.

Follow this and watch how you will be swimming in money.

I just shared my plan to you. If I have half of what you have, I will venture into this ASAP.

Johel:



Dune is a very boring movie....will re watch to understand it because I no understand Shin gba for the film...but visual effect and picture is 100%

How person wey no sabi English language go understand am. This one no be A. B. C. D. Oga na sci-fi movie. You need brain to catch up.

Comrade na joke oo before you WILL BIANCA me.

PastorMIsBack:


Thank you. He broke the same arm last November.

God wil help our upcoming RONALDO.
These fractures are for his glory. He will soon reap the dividend later.

Every success footballer once had an untold fracture.

God will see him through.