Sorry, ma. Boy, heal faster.

At least this will imbue some sense into Nigeria's comedians, especially that Apororo of a guy. Who lnsult people under the covering of stand up.

Some jokes are way too expensive. Audit your jokes before saying it loud to the public.

Good for him. E remain that Apororo of a guy. Him slap don near.

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And you too.

stixxy:
Mumu op. Common go bath go church. You suffer pass job 4 bible?

No mind am. If only he knows what some of us are currently passing through eeh. He will reconsider.

There is no hardship that can make me take my life. I will fight till the end. LIFE IS NOT A FUNFAIR BUT A WARFARE.

Church doesn't but Christ is the one that does the change. An encounter with Jesus does the change.

However, one shouldn't down plat the important of the church.

This is beautiful, but must you guys insult Nigeria everytime.

We always look for ways to ridicule our country. Abegi! That attitude sucks.

All the same, nice shot, sir. Thanks for sharing this experience with us.

I love my mother so much. If you insult my mother to face, you will definitely end up in the hospital.

I think you should speak for yourself. We that love our mothers plenty.

If you know her sister is the suspect, gather here.

If only she knows the magic of pin. SMH

Correct.

If you want japa now, some people go dey discouraging you and put fear your body.

Sir, I love this.

Nice meeting you vaseline (familia) mate.

My own don finish oooo. Waybill your own for me.

Thank you for this lucid explanation. Thanks!

Quicksilver5:
the fact that it said ask and it shall be given doesn't literally mean as it seems, just imagine the fact then, "a robber asking for success before an operation " "a man asking for more money to spend lavishly " "a woman praying that her dirty secrets never be found out " so in your own opinion, do you think it's right to answer every single time just because someone asks, God knows what's best for you, what you may ask for sometimes may lead to your end unknowingly to you ,Moses commanded water out of the rock for the Israelites to drink, God answered but let Moses face the consequences, so you should always trust in the Lord, whatever he does is best

Nobody should force her to do what she's not ready to do. Marriage is not wedding that lasts for 4 hours. It a lifetime biz. Except she decides to ride with the latest divorce move.

Na person wey wer shoe dey know where he dey pain am.

Thank you for this honest reply. I will wait then. Thanks!

SurvivorM:

Sorry I know I am not pastorM but there was something that happened to me last year October.
I was really in need of finances to solve a problem that month and I cried begging God for any help but know what I didn't get the money, I had to borrow but still I didn't lose hope I prayed and thank God for helping me with someone that borrowed me the money.
So there I was owning money I couldn't pay but I still believe in God and didn't lose hope.
Do you know what happened the next month, I had 6x of that money from an unexpected source, I paid my debt and had more than enough money to do other things.
My point is believe in God no matter what even when you feel hopeless and maybe the time you need the thing has passed don't give up, God works in mysterious ways and nobody likes when someone only calls on him when they only need something talk less of God Almighty.

But why is it that when I ask most times, I don't receive answers.

Is there something I am missing?

This is disturbing to me, ma. I have been asking God for something since the beginning of this month, but nothing yet.

Can you help me with some reasons?

shantti:


I swear, my kids both boys and girls must play ball. If I hear, dad, I want to be an engineer when I grow up Them go collect, I will beat them

Lolzzzz!!!

When I hear, "Daddy, I want to be a footballer when I grow up".

The next morning, I will get he/she a boot, jersey and register him/her in Pepsi academy.

No time, abeg. Football seems to be the next big thing after God.

All the same, congratulations Ahmed Musa for this milestone. More wins!

Well scripted missive. Lord Baptise me with the spirit of meekness and give me the grace to take corrections and consels from people---young and old.

PastorMIsBack:


I personally ignore rude people

Very thoughtful, ma.

For this intellectual missive, posted by this intelligent OP, I have to wait for the elders to comment.

300# for 1gb data. Saving life since 2020

I use it for only Facebook, Nairaland, Watsapp and Email.

To me, Seun was wise when he sidelined the block button. If not...hmm!

I think his 2005 obsolete site is unique. I love the anonymity as well. You get to comment and not get slapped.
You get to insult people older than you and get a way with it.

To make the most out of this site, just wave off insultive mentioned and enjoy the cruise the site offers.

Even the Pharisees didn't believe the saviour was around. They employed all that they read from the Torah and yet couldn't identify him. How come they were this daft? They are no different from our generation which judges things with their five senses.

In 2 peter 3:8, "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day [is] with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

The immortals are not regulated by time. The lord, Jesus lives in ageless aeons. So, if Jesus left us 2 thousand years ago, it means in the eyes of the immortal, Jesus left like two days ago. This shows that the death of Jesus is still fresh among the triune being.

Believe whatever you want to believe. All I know is; his coming is near. Don't BE CAUGHT UNAWARE.

Proverbs 14:13 Even in laughter the heart may ache, and rejoicing may end in grief.

Even a fool is considered wise when he/she keep quiet. Nice nugget ma.

God of Tecno, your child is here.

This was educative.

I have not taken the exam. I enrolled at a study centre for the tutorial. Hoping for the completion of the fund.

Thanks for asking.

Chequeen:


That's so sad to hear about, did you take any training for your exam?

I am. I am working as an administrative assistant in a one-man organization.

The pay is meagre. I had to pay for my kid brother's school fees from it and pay for house rent. At the end of the day, nothing is left for saving.

Believe me, when I tell you, I trimmed my budget to meet my IELTS fees but was stunted each time.

GlowDee:



A clear vision sir.

You aren't doing anything that can help you raise money for the exam?

My Goal: Acquire a master's degree in international development.

Reasons: To become an international development expert offering consultancy services to top agencies, multilateral organizations and private sectors.

Drawbacks: Finance. However, I started getting my required documents for a scholarship spot last year.
International passport √
Certificates √
Taking scholarships classes √
(IELTS) ×

I currently need to complete my IELTS fee. I have been able to save 53k. Remaining 32k.

Career prospect: INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT( UNDP, UNICEF) and LECTURER.

So help me God. This is the breakdown of my current goal.

Send me help, lord.

You owe nobody any explanation. You call the shots here and not them. If they are not satisfied, they should peace out.

Take your time and do whatever you feel like doing. Whenever you want to fulfil your promise willl still be fine. Stay safe!

MaDaRa01:
Yo guys, sorry for the delay.... I'd be lying if i say things are goin' according to plan... But as far as nairaland still exist i'd fulfill my promise, sooner or later.... And as for those that say i'm using it to catch cruise and stuffs like that, wellIi don't have what to tell u now, we will meet sooner and we'll all know the real deal... Stay safe

PEACE OUT¡