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funkybaby: This picture is priceless.

See how pretty these mamas look with their natural "shuku hairstyle"

Shuku is the style of Ayabas.

Funky, as future Olori, like myself you better make a list of the different variations, cos you'll be wearing it from week to week.

funkybaby: Ha. I'm sorry. How can I forget.
He will cancel any booking for you.

King Sunny Ade is from Ondo - with his lovely Ondo marks on his face. He won't play ball. Find a patriotic Ijebu musician.

8kids ke? Haven't you heard of birth control and family planning?

Eight is a good number nau. If you start early enough, you can make that in a jiffy!

Let's see:
A set of twins - Taiwo, Kehinde;
A set of triplets - Idowu, Alaba, Something;
One special baby - Something's younger brother;
Another set of twins - Something else, Some-something.

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And there's a demand for Ijebu state too (on sign above). I can't oppose it. There are so many Ijebu towns, I can't keep up.

Let's try and list them:

1) Ijebu-Ode
2) Ijebu-Remo
3) Ijebu- Ikorodu
4) Sagamu?
5) Ikenne?
I can't remember
6)
7)
8 )
9)
10)

There's gotta be a hundred of them.

chamotex: How can we verify this?

Just watch Beavis and Butthead dancing and talk about Ijebuland. I'm flatter than pancake.

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I wouldn't walk behind horses. They poop. Most of those horses look scared sha.

shymexx: I just had to quote this post.

Very and overly very very interesting.

I was kidding. Go with the flow.

Idowuogbo: E no go work!

If u are born yanshless, yanshless u shall remain until u locate d dokita wey inflate Aunty mi Nike Minaj.

Someone speaks from experience.

stillwater: @pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

My grandpa was a Hausa-looking tall Yoruba guy with flat-bum (at least I think so; kinda not appropriate to look sha ). My dad I think has a sizeable bum, from his mum's side. My mum has a little bum. Me, I have a big ol' butt!

funkybaby: awww. Don't worry eh. Your kids will have idi nla.

Who's got a big ol' butt?! Isale!
Funkybaby's got a big ol' butt!
Stillwater's got a big ol' butt!
Big ol' big ol'butt
Ayii Hay! Doing the butt!
Sexay Sexay!
Everybody do the butt!

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Afam4eva: We Ijebus sure know how to party. I'll be at the next Ojude-Oba festival with my camera.

I swear, Afam na proper Lagos boy!

Make sure you marry a Yoruba girl o.

funkybaby: Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

Sorry to interrupt, but. . .

[size=14pt]OAM4J[/size] is from 2 - count 'em, TWO - royal houses! Descendant of Ijebu royalty and Kin to Oba Eko. I hear he might even be in line for the Lagos throne, after Rilwan Akiolu. Eko o ni ba je o.

Chamotex sounds like kitchen cleaning product. No offense.

P.S. What in the world's been happening on this thread? I saw only page 1 and 9-10 before I posted.

OAM4J is not the only Ijebu person I know.

I know lots of people who will roll out the red carpet for me, to come with them. I don't even have to ask. We will even do our own aso ebi.

Please don't even say that unpronounceable name around me ever again!

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Katsumoto: With OAM4J?

No!

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Holy something! That is awesomeness!!! I thought Aja was there and was gonna do the honours - Fake Ijebu man. We had to rely on someone who wasn't there to come through for us. I almost like you again, OAM4j!

I think I know where I'm spending Ileya next year.

Young po413: Which Iraq?
Iraq dey play football?
I think say na only WAR dem sabi?

They're warring because America invaded and occupied their country, under the guise that they had chemical weapons and that a Saudi terrorist whom they sponsored was hiding there. It's called Resistance and Independence Movement.

They use to play pretty good football but the USA has killed off a lot their able-bodied men. Thanks, Obama! Thanks, W!

bizibrain: Dey av already qualify, dey only need @ least a lose against iraq, if mexico beat sweden nigeria will qualify on goal different, if sweden beat mexico, dey will also qualify.

Mexico 3 point
sweden4 point
Nigeria 4 point
iraq 0 point

Nigeria av d highest goal different of +5 so
dey dont even nid a draw 2 qualify.

Really? So, if we draw, and either of Sweden or Mexico beat the other, won't they have 6 or 7 points respectively? Sorry, I don't follow underage futbol, but ready to learn the rules.

Beaf: More entertainment from the Western Niger:



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Texans do it big! Naija ones too.

Dis is yor day.
Hey-men!
Did is yor day.
Hey-men!
Da day hof di Lawd.
Hey-men!

Ola one: Thank you Mukina2

olaheavy: AJISAFE! AJISAFE! AJISAFE! Infact, it has to be AJISAFE a million times over! You new Yoruba warriors might not know him. He was the Lone Ranger who single-handedly slaughtered millions of Igbos on NL! In those days, the Igbos used to cry a lot whenever Ajisafe dragged them to the slaughter house of the forum. So, they ganged up and went behind the line to put a tremendous PRESSURE on @seun. Evidently, the pressure was too much for @sen to bear that he had to ban AJIBABA, as @jakumo would refer to Ajjisafe in those years. @seun sucked up so bad to the Igbos then that he adopted a moniker, 'nwoke,' for a while! I'm sure @seun has since learned his lesson that he should have left AJISAFE alone to continue 'dealing with' the Igbos. The Igbos are not worthy of being 'rescued.' PLEASE, VOTE FOR AJISAFE, AND PROTEST THAT @seun SHOULD UNBAN HIM!

First time I'm hearing of the guy.

https://www.nairaland.com/ajisafe/posts

Demdem: Do u know its around this time FFK and Bianca were getting to know each other in London
so u and Afam wants to do likewise eh?

1970 was 43 years ago. Isn't Bianca under 55?

OAM4J: While we moderators strive to be fair and transparent it is also necessary that members stay within rules. We would have no need to ban anyone for long or short time if he/she didn't break any rule.

Before now many will claim they dont know why they were banned; now we try to add the offensive post to the ban message most times, except in a case where the offense span many posts.

Am glad no one is claiming he/she doesn't know why he/she was banned or that he/she is not guilty of breaking the rules. The arguments now is that the ban is too long.

While we look into the long ban issue, may I also plead we stop all these personal/tribal/parental insults. We can have hot steamy and passionate robust debate without throwing personal insults. We will always need to disagree to agree, through that we share uncommon information and knowledge, but how to throw insults is not part of what we need to learn and if we are truly matured as we claim then we can do without breaking rules.

Sometimes it can be annoying banning someone for same offense repeatedly.

Cheers!

Thank you o, Baba SexKillz.

Let everyone just cool down now. I am not a SekPills hater. I just play with his name, cos he says he doesn't care what people call him.

There was some discussion here earlier today. Yes, the conversation got a little of topic, and he deleted a bunch of posts. Fine. I was not mad at him, at first. I was the one telling another poster not to get personal with him. A couple of my posts were just made in jest, no harm at all.

I think it was my post in another thread that he took the wrong way. Or maybe he was also jesting? I don't know. I'm not aware if his humour is deadpan or not. But, there was no threats of banning or any such.

Right now, I am going back to just observing, and being a neutral in the anti-Sexkillz movement. It's up to him if he wants more enemies or more advocates. No wahala. S'e gbo, Chief Dudu?

-Mama Odumchi.

greatnatio: Do you like reading Nigerian Newspapers but can't just be bothered with the hassles of going from one site to another? Well an easier solution is here, "Your local newsagent" is where you can read all Nigeria dailies (Free).

http://www.nigerianewspapersonline.net

This is interesting. A long interview with Buhari. The title is misleading; it's about death penalty for drug-traffickers, similar to many Asian countries.

http://www.nigerianewspapersonline.net/ill-kill-again-buhari

[quote author=Garri_Activist]3-3 at all at all na winch! If to say dem beat us 3-2 I for no fit smoke igboh dis night, but thank God at least even if no roll a fat one I go still manage roll tiny. Let's go there!

Boys I hail una oh!
All the viewers here una well done
Moderators una try
Critics thank you very much
Haters, hi
Players carry go! [/quote]Werey! At least we're on to the next round. Up Naija boys.

Emmysteve: After subverting the defending champions Mexico 6-1, the Nigerias Golden Eaglet will on tueday take on the Blågult of Sweden who also thrashed Iraq 4-1 in their opening match of the fifa under 17 tournament currently holding in United Arab Emerate.

A win against Sweden will ensure the three times world champions are in the knock out stage of the competition.
The two sides are currently topping group F with 3 points each

Date: 22/10/2013
Venue: Sheikh Khalifa International Stadium , AlAin
Kick Off: 5pm

Awesome. 2-2 at the moment.

Very heroic boys! I knew we would come back from being 2 goals down.

Kairoseki77: I see that. The only reason I created it is because Sexkillz said he would let it stay in politics.

Apparently the mods are a little cowardly.

Such threads always end up in General section, so no worries. Just modify your title to include "Politics" or something like that.

berem: Didn't I say the thread would be moved? You should have just continued your protest on the moderator hunt thread. This is an effort in futility.

This is a good idea also.

https://www.nairaland.com/1452256/interested-moderating-section/31#19010529

Kairoseki77: https://www.nairaland.com/1488703/revolt-sexkillz-must-go#19012237

Good!

See you there.

It's already been moved from Politics section. Not a problem.

Demdem: .
We will like to know who purnished us illegally so that curses will be rightly directed.

Please don't curse anybody o.

I don't know that there is that much "bad blood" against moderators.

Where there is, it tends to be the same one(s) challenged by the same group of vocal detractors objecting to the same 'faults'. . .all the time. [e.t.a.: That doesn't mean their complaints are not valid. In some cases, more complainers join them. e.g., Sexkillz. ]

Regarding Pukkah's post, I was going to argue that the system currently in place of using regular posters to moderate is adequate. Whatever is wrong with the system is not due to the participation of poster-moderators. A thriving and dynamic discussion forum actually benefit from having an interested and participatory moderatorship. Imagine having moderators that don't care about the subject-matter. Anyway, Seun won't pay nada.

donphilopus: Don't be surprised if you view your profile and see "Banned by Sexkillz on Politics for challanging him. Ban expires on Oct 22 2014 by 4:20pm

Let him try it. I'm not that nice.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Nna any moderator who can find any wrongdoing by Isale_gan needs to have his/her head and ego examined. Stop messing with her, she is a saint in NL.[/quote]I didn't think he had an issue with me. I was actually just having a little fun with him here, telling people to not comment on his personal relationships / love life when critiquing his moderating skills. I wasn't particularly bothered that he deleted the posts where we were discussing him.

Just noticed he replied me in the other thread. That post was to humour Chief Negro. I'm certainly not his enemy, unless he needs more sha. We'll see.

Pukkah: With the torrents of complaints and tons of allegations of unfair moderation, the Site Administrator needs to commence some far-reaching reforms, especially on the Politics Section. From the look of things, many of the most active posters on the section have lost confidence in the moderators/moderation of the section and have become deeply divided across tribal/sectional lines.

Sometimes even when the moderators are trying their best, the perception by the affected people is that of unfairness and arbitrariness. In order for the Politics section, and Nairaland, to continue growing, something should urgently be done about the loss of confidence.

As a start, I don't think Moderators should have Posting rights. They should not be actors and regulators at the same time. It robs them of the much-needed independence.

In addition, all the present moderators should be retired.

Also, I suggest that:

1. All the present posters should be relieved of their duties.
2. New Moderators, preferably paid ones, should be recruited for the section. The moderators should know that they cannot use their powers arbitrarily and could also be subjected to sanctions when found wanting. They must only side with truth and fairness; and not try to become tribal champions or unconscious bigots.
3. The tribe or nationality of the new mods should not be known to posters.

Do what you will with all the moderators, especially SexPills. Just don't touch my kid, Odumchi.

Can you create a thread for this so it can be properly discussed? Posts here are being hidden like crazy.

Take is easy, Chief.

Moderators were never democratically elected. They are selected by Seun. I've seen lots of threads like this, and the most voted doesn't always end up selected. I think it's just a way to drum up interest.

I'm thinking we need a thread on SexPills though. Maybe a referendum of Politics section regulars. Resulting in a Vote of No Confidence on him.