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lastpage: @OP:

I recall you said "She sent you a lurid text".
I recall you said she Kissed you!

Okay, l cant recall you saying "YOU" have your own Girl friend?

If you dont have one, that might be responsible for your lust on your brother's G.friend.
(Why are they blaming me now? ..because she is not here to state her own side of the story!)

Anyway, remember the story of Joseph and Potiphar's wifE (in the Bible)?
EITHER WAY, YOU ARE f*UCK*ED

This is my suggestion to you:

Assuming you have a G.friend of your own;

1.) tell your brothers fiance to lay-off! Remind her that she cant have both of you.

2.) If she doesn't, COMPLETELY, ....tell your own girl about the 'problem'. Seek her help to convince your brother's G.F. to lay-off (fighting fire with fire )

3.) Show your own G.F that text 'she' sent you (keep it very well o, that might be the only thing that would save your life and reputation in future! You know women, she will deny the thing and turn it on your head, that you are the one trying to seduce her ....and that is one thing you dont want your brother to ever believe)!

4.) If things turn ugly (and l suspect it will eventually), show ur Brother the text, bring your own G.F along and discuss it with ur Brother. Presence and knowledge of the 'issue' by your girl (and the text), will help to convince your brother you meant well for him.

If this story is true, l dont envy you at all.

Lastpage!

BTW: Did you enjoy that kiss? Thunder fire that your mouth!

Please pray for the guy that he doesn't lose his phone.

ben izu: My candid advise to you, is to flew from every appearances of fornications and most importantly u have to tell ur broda, bcuz, if u end up not playing along wit her, wat are d tendecies she wont look for anoda guy and i belive u dont want dat for ur broda......

rotlmfao......the flew part cracked me up...lol.

@op,that 35 is too late....my age is between 18-20 and i can boast that i've fulfilled 5 out of the goals listed.In 2yrs,i would've fulfilled all and moved UNTO THE NEXT ONE....so help me God.

I think its perfectly normal to flog a child if he/she errs.But what i think should be done is that you should dialogue with then in a loving but stiff manner not to do it again and if they do,feel free to flog the belzeebub out of em.(This way,they'll learn how to use dialogue and aggression whenever it's needed)

can i add weed

Les: But wait o, I know say Blackbelly has a kinda encrypted code dat makes it impossible for its e-mail to be read by network, am kinda wondering if this spy ting can read mails sent with BB devices How will they read ol d millions of mails sent, will it use local networks like mtn and co Abeg computer gurus make una help me answer.... I tink am interested in this spy ting, i've been suspecting my bestie and gf 4 long...

I THINK they'll search for keywords and browse through all the search results to find clues.

SamConquer: Wait A Minute!You Posted This 'blasphemous Insult' For Me To Laugh.If It Where the days of the Romans You Will Have Being Tied To The Stake and Burnt To Ashes...It Is so bad how all this ''christain'' of nowadays reason..have you ever seen a Muslim mock his religion?(Irrespective of the Fact that the Islam religion Is a Fake Religion,But the Muslim people are making us beleive it is real,with all their extremism.)Dont Be a fool by commiting gravious sin in order to make people Laugh!And for the person that posted that picture up there,what Is the meaning of that...BASTA*RDS

you think you're a good christian abi

Well,i don't see anything wrong in that if its for intelligence purposes.
But,the problem i've got with this are:
-why give it to the isrealis
-why give it to a company that's not your countrys
-why not train people from your country so that they'll be able to do that for you
-must you always be a slave to this so-called super powers
-why not develop your own country and become a super power yourself
-must you always let this people claim superiority over you,why not do your own things yourself and let them respect you the same way you respect them
-if u train people from your country and they finally develop it,would u spend up to that amount
-even if they finished the $61m budgeted on training nigerians,and developing that intelligence stuff,won't those nigerians rise to the occassion the next time you need other IT stuffs from them
-and would you spend such a huge amount on things like that again
Again,this shows how corruption is affecting nigeria in a very big way.Imagine a firm/companys reputation sending chills down the spine of a great country like OURS because some corrupt people are trying to steal money.
Seriously,we need to stand up against corruption and these corrupt leaders before its too LATE.
#MY 2kobo.

apoti: I never imagined myself joining this crazy crew.
Well I will like to thank the almighty God, my father, mother and siblings, Samsung for providing the device, O2 for giving me the network, Seun Osewa for giving me the platform, the police for arresting the fake soldier, Toluwarni for posting the thread, my employer for giving me lunch time and finally my wife for making me happy this morning

@topic, good to know the police are not sleeping in some areas

lol.....hear human being.

ZUBY77: The Nigerian Police, The Nigerian
Army, and the
Secret Service are all trying to prove
that they are
the best at Catching criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and
each of them
has to catch it. The SSS goes in. They
place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three
months of extensive investigations
they
conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The ARMY goes in. After two weeks with no
leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make
no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The POLICE goes in. They come out
two hours
later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE.
The
ANTELOPE is yelling: "Okay! Okay!
I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

LOL....@ the antelope part.

kaykay123: If that's your picture on your profile,and I planned marrying you,I will negotiate with your parents on how much they will pay before I marry you.Don't take it personal oo.Abeg

rotlmfao

Evestar200: The man wey go marry me nor get problem sha,,cuz no family paleva,,bcuz my mum will never ever allow them to negotiate anything

come here make we talk.......you know say i don dey eye u teytey sha

Kingscee: Maybe ABOKI people dey do warm up over dem match, between dem and niger delta people comes 2015. Yo-robbers people go play referee roll 4 dem. We the IGBOS go do the videos. We don organise enough empty DVD disc. Enough money must enter our pocket comes 2015.

F..KING TRIBALIST

Guy,u cme wash ur pot wella cuz u wan upload d pic....see ur hairline sef like that of methusela...lol

Prince adebayo: Dendalious acratesion is lucridiluos fituomy which in an act of hifinifenism corronborate the totolius thortolity especially when the enganga part of the fenus spun gaga merrilate the totolius fitinity provided the saddit can be plus or ganiciate out of such adalious and agolomania hanky panky

e joo se mo le ri ice water

Ninilowo: MEANING: Scamolity is the only moragof arrow that can condensate a sincinterous ehulehu where a triny soursalt the raaays an agolomania vexveration and a dreaming gumillion trovaliate in a nethrland and spamodical dudumol which autograsite the momentum to be tantamount to his quradic egyphy

lmao.....where's agolomania hanky panky?

ezedolar: I have cram some of them I will use it in my vilage meeting to comfuse them

bros,e be like say u don dey coMfuse yourself...
But,i love this obahiagbon #no homo

tyadams: Your opinion is the worst i have ever read this year, have you ever thought of how motorist misbehave on road at times? All because they fill they can do whatever they like as nobody is there to checkmate them.
All you can say is to wish Soldiers waterloo with the Boko haram guys, you blinking shit! Honestly i wish i can jam ur silly type on a checkpoint, and u just do ur village thing to any soldier who laid down his all to secure you. Then you will prefer a truck to hit you than the treatment you will be given.
PS: there is no, i mean NO punishment a soldier issue a civillian that he has not gone through, even myself. And i did not die.

So,you're in the military sir

I swear that day go funny die....u mean me having a crush on someone,God go show am to the world
#I DON DIE#
Picture basket mouth sitting in the toilet masturbating....we go watch am on judgement day o.

omar22: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

We have a former Miss World (12 YEARS AGO) Knowing that the 2011 Miss Universe was also an African (Angola)

A Nollywood star............. despite having Hollywoods stars who are Africans...

We have footballers who are bigger celebrities Mikel Obi earns in a day more than what Genevieve earns per movie

what's this NLander saying

One day,i was sitting under a tree with my friends enjoying the breeze and playing draft.Then all of a sudden,a bus that ought to have been off the road since 1960 parked and two men got out of the vehicle.we didnt really care when we saw them so we continued playing.Then they walked up to us and one of then inquired"what are u doing here"...i was shocked including my friends but we didnt reply.Then he asked aqain"where's the barman"....He's in that building we replied.They looked towards the building,seeing that the barman was not in sight things got more serious.
Then,the man ordered"stand up,lemme see your phone" we didnt.Then,the third one got out of the vehicle with a rifle,cocked it and b4 i knew what was happening two hands grabbed my trouser and my other friends fled(we all know how those m'thafukas grab trousers)they grabbed and held on to it dashing all my hopes of escape.They pulled my trouser up till it was holding my chest instead of my waist(i felt like patrick obahiagbon)then they dragged me to their vehicle(their boss even said i was an armed robber) while the other one aimed his rifle at me(imagine,threatning a teenager with a gun).To cut a long story short,they locked me up and demanded i produce my other friends.But i didnt...i told em i don't know where they live.I spent the night there and was released the next morning with a #7000 bail for doing nothing.
Since then,i vowed that i'll have my revenge even if its gonna take 50years.
I still recognize those three m'thafukas.I see two of em often bt the third one,i havent seen since then.they couldnt recognize cuz i've got an afro hair then bt now its lowcut.what those soldiers did is jst a tip of the iceberg of what i'm gonna do to em.
#RevengeStillOnMyMind#

One day,i was sitting under a tree with my friends enjoying the breeze and playing draft.Then all of a sudden,a bus that ought to have been off the road since 1960 parked and two men got out of the vehicle.we didnt really care when we saw them so we continued playing.Then they walked up to us and one of then inquired"what are u doing here"...i was shocked including my friends but we didnt reply.Then he asked aqain"where's the barman"....He's in that building we replied.They looked towards the building,seeing that the barman was not in sight things got more serious.
Then,the man ordered"stand up,lemme see your phone" we didnt.Then,the third one got out of the vehicle with a rifle,cocked it and b4 i knew what was happening two hands grabbed my trouser and my other friends fled(we all know how those m'thafukas grab trousers)they grabbed and held on to it dashing all my hopes of escape.They pulled my trouser up till it was holding my chest instead of my waist(i felt like patrick obahiagbon)then they dragged me to their vehicle(their boss even said i was an armed robber) while the other one aimed his rifle at me(imagine,threatning a teenager with a gun).To cut a long story short,they locked me up and demanded i produce my other friends.But i didnt...i told em i don't know where they live.I spent the night there and was released the next morning with a #7000 bail for doing nothing.
Since then,i vowed that i'll have my revenge even if its gonna take 50years.
I still recognize those three m'thafukas.I see two of em often bt the third one,i havent seen since then.they couldnt recognize cuz i've got an afro hair then bt now its lowcut.
#RevengeStillOnMyMind#

money-hungry :
i feel u.
but let's not compare diss track.
lets check their abstract lyrical complexity .... Em is a beast on dat level.
remember, rap battling has nothing with realness... again, Em got humour which is a good factor.

What about EM and immortal technique

money-hungry :
my point exactly!
Em can murder almost ANY rapper in a rap battle.
but then again, a rap battle isn't d OVERLL basis factor for rating.
D better rapper is he who is not just a do.pe lyricist but he who can paint REAL n vivid pictures that folks can relate to... in clever n creative form.
for example, lets compare nas's 'rewind' n eminem's 'stan'. these two songs are about story telling.
both were nice but nas was more creative n deep.
i mean dat ni.gga told a whole BACKWARDS! !!
damn!!, datz track was first of a kind in rap.
nas said "shoot, please don't"
rewind that ^^^ line back n see why they call him ESCO.

Its "shoot don't please" bro

emmanuel4fire: I love the uniform. I love respect. I love disciplice. I love war. I love killing.

lol....madtman

Talib,nas,immortal technique,krs-1(the teacher),rakim(God emcee),chamillionaire(chamillitary man),tech n9ne,jayZ(dead presidents 1&2,d.o.a,soon u'll undastand etc),ludacris,etc and dont 4qet our own modo(mode9),proverb and others....but my all time best goes to biqqie yo...i mean that dude rocks....first listened to his verse sampled by akon in his ghetto rmx and i was like WTF...this quy flows like he's unstoppable.around the time when i was in jss2/jss3 was when mode released CRY since then i've been into lyricists.just cant get enough of those quys honestly.been qoing thru hip hop since then.
In addition,in my own opinion i think hip hop aint dead it just qot tired of the limelight so it went underground.
#HIPHOP LIVES UNDERGROUND#

Angel Forreal Dey there o.
Actually,i'd love to be an atheist but i'm afraid of hell....don't know how to go about it

Maybe the soldier thought SHE was a HE.

I just love soldiers,dont know why.....

ikmuan: Gre8test achievement of M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ lyf! First to comment.

LWKMD....mad homosapien...lol...