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TV/Movies / Re: Profile Of Kess, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by Ishowlee: 9:57pm On Jul 24, 2022
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


He's cute

Boss I still dey find your face on the cam since yester-night... E be like say na tomorrow Monday set of incoming Hms U wan follow enta grin
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


He's cute

Boss I still dey find your face on the cam since yester-night... E be like say na tomorrow Monday set of incoming Hms U wan follow enta grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: 'Are You Okay, You Call This A Car?' – Lady Rages At Boyfriend Over Car Gift by Ishowlee: 7:19am On Jul 23, 2022
IboHausaYoruba:
Do you know Obi has just 2 cars?, just a single wrist watch and few pairs of shoe? Obi has always been prudent and highly principled, this is the type of man Nigeria needs, a man that can handle the economy with tight fist. Vote Peter Obi and Nigeria will get its status back in the league of great nations. Our health sector will be revived, jobs for teeming youth and corruption totally eradicated.

Hahahaha... Are you soo quick to forget that GEJ as far back as 2011 said he has no shoes. How come you later vote him out by 2015

Buhari as @ 2015 has just a house and cow at kastina. How come you are later complaining of him failing you after be4ng elected

See... its high time we stop putting too much hope & expectations upon all this polithiefcians. 0nly God can save Nigerians.
If Peter obi emerges as president, his failure would be more heartbreaking than Buhari's own.
No carri diz pple matter for head jare... Pray 4 urs to be beta fess!
Romance / Re: Is This What Ladies Think About Virgin Boys? by Ishowlee: 8:11pm On Jul 20, 2022
That's a big lie... The fact is that, the more you Bleep with ur dick, the more it expands.

Even ordinary masturbation dey enlarge dick

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Business / Re: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by Ishowlee: 11:36pm On Jul 19, 2022
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Business / Re: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by Ishowlee: 10:57pm On Jul 19, 2022
BabaOfLagos:


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I for don join ur telegram group since sef, but as i dey now... To cum NL sef, na one small Nokia operamini button-fone i dey manage. My only hope of getting a better phone now is if you fit help me by sending to me the sure already booked basket ball bet9ja code via SMS Message. Sodat i fit find small money go play am for bet9ja 5hops.

Boss abeg help me. Please drop ur number sodat i fit call you oga!
Romance / Re: How Can You Know Your Right Partner? by Ishowlee: 9:23pm On Jul 14, 2022
And here goes to the Nairaland Couple of the Year...
Bro. nijaomegacode & sis. Medianna.

The two must be on a "weather for two" bed. To quench the Night's cold & relax the day ihustle.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 8:16am On Jul 14, 2022
derecho:
Vote a number 2, when they can vote the number 1 with the same religion?
Oga are you okay?

Save the argument bro, the 100% fact is that Northerner votes would be mercilessly shared&divided.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 8:09am On Jul 14, 2022
Honjoshy4u:
Dreamland post.....
The writer is politically bankrupt.
The North/fulani/muslim will not abandon their son for a minority Kanuri VP slot. The NE will vote overwhelmingly for their son, after all the senate president Lawan is confused at the moment. the NW won't go the way of Tinubu because his government won't benefit them that much due to the useless muslim muslim ticket.
Middle belt is already Atiku's to win.
In your South West, Atiku even won Sanwolu and Osinbajo ward and l.g.a. the christians have already started reacting over there.

S.S, S.E is locked against Tinubu.

Keep day dreaming like a drunk.


Sane muslims have rejected Tinubu.... Even your party chairman promised to deal with Tinubu

LETZ TAKE AWAY HATE AND BE REALISTIC, 2023 OUTCOME WOULD INDEED BE A SHOCK!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 8:05am On Jul 14, 2022
oshozondii:

If you have a South-Westerner running as Deputy and another South-Westerner running for President, who will you go for?

Factor in maybe, that your Zone has never produced a democratically-elected President before.

Well I agree with your point... The fact is that Atiku's only chance of winning is limited only to Northerner votes.

But this Northerner votes would be shared between:
*Atiku
*Tinubu
*Kwankwaso (who 4is stylishly supporting Tinubu)
* A little percentage for Peter Obi.

Atiku might have the highest percentage Northerner vote tho... But it's still gonna be shared and a game spoiler for him as there is no hope of southerner vote for him.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 7:48am On Jul 14, 2022
derecho:
So shetima will defeat Atiku for north?
If you get person for north ask am how APC politicians campaign.
Shetima is only popular with pro-bokoharamists.

It is not necessary Shettima is able to defeat atiku single-handed. But if you understand politics, You would know that its a game spoiler for Atiku. As some Majority Muslim Notherners who think Muslim/Muslim would favour their religion/tribe would vote Tinubu.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 7:39am On Jul 14, 2022
yerimastyle:
Its mostly yoruba muslims that will vote BAT count the Christian out

Am a Yoruba boy. Even with Tinubu's Muslim/Muslim ticket. I still know of Christain Yorubas who are still gonna vote for Tinubu. Especially the elderly ones who has low literacy to the internet to know much of someone called Peter Obi.
Tinubu would still garner from little of Northerner bloc votes. From those that think Muslim/Muslim will favour them.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 11:15pm On Jul 13, 2022
derecho:
So you think Northern Muslims would look the way of BAT when they can have one of their own as president?
No dey give Tinubu hope abeg
Atiku will have more votes than BAT in the north.

And where do you think Atiku can get votes from in the south aside the northern divided voter? And do you think only the Northerns divided vote would guarantee Atiku's winning.?

I no tell you say Northerners no go dey Atiku's back oo. But that Kashimu Shettima wey tinubu use as VP no be for just a posing oo. It would indeed affect Atiku's chance of winning as that would share his Northerner Muslims bloc vote.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 10:28pm On Jul 13, 2022
Peter Obi should be able to see his oppositions routes as a chance for him, but his major problems are:
1. To winning this election, he should at least be able to score not less than 40% percent Northerner votes. Notherners mass support is an undermining point to attain presidency.
2. To be realistic... Peter obi and Labour party are still in a childhood stage of political structuring and connection withing the 36 states. Even if they are rigging election in My state here, Ogun. Who will stand for Peter Obi as Labour party representathve?

LET WATCH & SEE ihow the game goes...
Politics / Tinubu Muslim/muslim Ticket Is A Game Over For Atiku & A Chance To Try Peter Obi by Ishowlee: 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2022
This 2023 General Election would be the most unpredictable & shocking in Nigeria history.

Muslim/Muslim is the best bet for Tinubu, reasons:
1. Tinubu is a Muslim minority from the south so it definately cannot pay off choosing a Christain minority from the North.
2. As a presidential candidate, ur mass Northern support defines ur chance coz North has the electorate populous and majority are muslims.
3. Even if Tinubu uses a pope as his VP, majority opposing muslim/muslim still won't vote him.

Atiku should 4get presidency because:
1. As a sane Yoruba SW, after 8yrs of a fulani Muslim, I would never support another fulani Muslim to take over. Majority of SS&SE also has Obi for them. So Atiku vote chances is limited to the North.
2. The selection of a Northern Muslim VP by both BAT&PO is a dead game for Atiku as his only Notherners vote hope has been blocked.
3. Atiku's choice of VP against the wish of many; If he had use a stronger WIKE, he would be able to get southern bloc votes.

ATIKU VICTORY IS A NIGHTMARE
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Ishowlee: 7:31pm On Jul 13, 2022
Me myself gan-an! Na when I dey SS2 going to SS3 I stop bedwetting...

Bcoz of this bed-wetting issue I was afraid of going to my JSS3 Junior-WAEC hostel camping.

My Mother is a tailor using our apartment for work... So, there was this her apprentice I was eyeing then. The day She embarassed me in the presence of this babe, I instantly lose "crushing feelings" for this girl.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Ishowlee: 6:40am On Jul 12, 2022
PerfectStranger:
Yes. She bed wetted and accused me of it. I almost thought I did it.
But you knew you did it. Comrade... grin
PerfectStranger:
Yes. She bed wetted and accused me of it. I almost thought I did it.
But you knew you did it. Comrade...

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Ishowlee: 6:35am On Jul 12, 2022
ReneeNuttall:
So you opened a thread just to body shame people suffering from Nucturnal enuresis?

Have you ever asked your self why people bed wet? Do you think they enjoy bedwetting?
Just so you know bed wetting can emanate from a medical condition.
And bed wetting is also different from squirting as some of you think they are thesame. Bed wetting can happen to anybody both old and young men and women .

Some people out grow it at a tender age. While others don't . Some of these adults who bed wet might be battling medical issues such as Gestational diabetes, bladder tumor or over grown prostate.

This is not a fun topic, this is some people's shameful night mares.
Nobody is body-shaming anybody here... We are just asking for any one,s experience. And how he/she was able to cope with & help the person involved... Thank you!

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Romance / Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Ishowlee: 12:37am On Jul 12, 2022
Have you ever had an encounter with a partner, friend or room-mate that bed-wets??

Share your experience; who is he/she to you?, How best were you able to cope and tolerate them and for how long?, Do you broke up with he/she coz of that?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: WHAT ROLE DO YOU PLAY IN HELPING THEM OUT OF THE SITUATION

Let's hear from you......

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Politics / Re: Families Paid N800m To Secure Release Of 7 Kaduna Train Captives by Ishowlee: 11:38pm On Jul 11, 2022
But seriously, this insecurity issue to me isn't just a religious but just a p0lit4cally problem...

THE GOVERNMENT OF YOUR MUHAMMADU BUHARI AND YOUR PASTOR Osinbajo KNOWS ABOUT THESE INSURGENC4ES...

I can say it that 60 % of these boko-haram victims are mainly these THEIR NORTHERNER MAJORITY MUSLIMS.
THEIR0 TERRORIST ACTIVITIEST ISN'T ANYWAY PROMOTING AND DEFENDING ISLAM...

Check the abductor's of the Kaduna train list. Na muslims name full there. BH donot bomb only churches, they bombeb more mosques than church.

BUT WHEN IT SEEMS A CHRISTAIN WAS THE ONE VICTIM4ZED, THEN RATHER THAN HOLDING THE GOVERNMENT RESPONISIBLE, WE STARTS RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS.
Education / Re: Strike: FG Breaks ASUU’s Rank, To Release Withheld Salaries Of Medical Lecturers by Ishowlee: 9:25pm On Jul 08, 2022
Somebody should please be of help. Tomorrow na sallah, have being soo broke and stranded to travel go celebrate with my parent. Somebody should just help me with the transport money please.
My fellow muslim brethren and my christain brothers. Help a soul.

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UBA
Ayomide is the name.

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