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Nice thread for gamers like us
Didn't know PS2 is now Sega sef

9K? Lol!

Chukzyfcb:
I have just the console the big type, its a Non tested device tho. All for 20k

Non tested? Lol, bros try test am make we know naa
If e dey load/carry soccer boys fit dey interested o

balerinagold:
Wasn't thinking about those states sef

What really was ur priority when selecting states? Ur chances of getting what u selected are 90% oh
Even when u want to manipulate posting now, they'll ask u if you actually chose the state u want when registering that's, if u selected Ondo, Anambra, Kaduna for example, and u now want to runs it to Lagos.
Even if u have 100K, they'll tell u ur runs cannot work o

Mhizkel:
I'm sure you haven't come across an ugly light-skinned lady.

Yeah, we cool

Natural light skin is always attractive, ugly or not
Just the same way some girls say a tall guy is attractive, ugly or not

Mhizkel:
This write-up is based on my observations so far. And it is centralised on the false beliefs people (not all) have towards light-skinned females.
Below are some of the misconceptions:

1. Bleaching: This tops the list because light-skinned ladies are mostly tagged with the word ''Bleaching'' I know some of our ladies aren't naturally fair, and there are ways one could identify them. The knuckles and knee are good examples. In as much as we have high rate of bleachers, there are still the ones with the natural fair complexion. Every complexion is beautiful be it light, dark or chocolate. Maintainance is all that matters.

2. Mermaid: This sounds funny, but true. Some people have the belief that light-skinned females are from the marine world. Maybe this belief is derived from our Nollywood movies, whereby a light-skinned lady is allowed to play the character of a mermaid, while the dark-skinned one is given the role of a witch. If you're light-skinned and no one ever accused you of being a mermaid, then you've never been to Nigeria.

3. Flirts: A grown up lady is bound to come across admirers/suitors, but in this case, some people believe light-skinned ladies are flirts because of their flashy look and tend to have more admirers. Also, they believe these ladies would surely accept the proposal of atleast 5 out of 10% of their admires, thereby making them a flirt.

4. Materialistic Nature: Some men believe light-skinned ladies are materialistic in nature. A friend once told me he can't date a light-skinned lady because he is not capable of taking care of her needs. Some get scared of approaching one for the fear of their pocket being drained. The fact is, any lady could be materialistic irrespective of her skin complexion.

Lastly, many people believe being light-skinned gives one an edge in a place of work or gathering. There is a little atom of truth in this, but not in all situations. What edge does a light-skinned female has when she is rude, arrogant and disrespectful? Edge has got to do with one personality, not complexion.


NB: Light-skinned women deserves some respect. Not everyone would be born with a dark skin. In as much as black is beautiful, light-skinned is also beautiful.
And ladies, be comfortable with your skin complexion and save yourselves the disgrace of black patches.

Your last point isn't just your belief, its the truth!
With regards to certain jobs, light skinned girls have an edge (Modelling, Beauty Pageants etc)
Even in a co-orporate working environment, light skinned girls are attractive and tend to get jobs more than dark skinned cos their employers think they possess what it takes and have the tendencies to do marketing better.

I can go on and on... Would stop here though
And... Before I forget, You Are My Friend!!!

balerinagold:
lol... I don't want Anambra

Lol! U shouldn't have chosen it at all then
Sounds more like u want to be close to home right?
Ondo-Edo-Kogi would have done it for you

balerinagold:
Yes dear

Camp hair don set, thank God you'll be close to me
Anambra is not far

Balerinagold is that the latest? (Hairstyle)

Its 4:15PM in Lagos and Abeokuta
4:10PM in Port-Harcourt, Warri and Benin
4:05PM in Onitsha, Owerri, Aba and Nsukka
4:00PM in Abuja, Kaduna and Kano
3:30PM in Makurdi, Wukari and Yola
2:00PM in Sokoto, Gusaua and Mani

Good Evening Nigeria

Israelomojisola:
Ows bn ur day guys? Hop not stressful? D news trending now is dat d presidency is giving out a 100k 2 all outgoin corpers as pronounced by d media and communication adviser 2 d president. Jst hope its true anyways

100K as in to this batch C wey won pass out
O boy! E go make sense o, if na new implementation make e just continue till dis time next year abeg

SirMalik:
What are the ways to get redployment from a state one doesn't like, as in to process it since from camp so that u get to b redployed to wia u wish, are dia any special reasons u hv to giv dem??

Most times you will be required to fill a redeployment form in camp where you will need to state your reasons for running away, for married peeps its a lot easier now cos all they need to do is claim they wonna be with their second half and they will automatically be redeployed to the state of their husband's/wife's residence.

For those who aren't married, the fastest way out is to claim you have one ailment or the other.
Come see where boys dey claim say dem get aids and cancer just to redeploy.
You may need a medical report/documentation to back it all up but most times its not always easy sha

KashyBaby:
Asian women are not appealing if we're thick...

With exception of “KashyBaby” who is actually Asian-African (Filipino/Nigerian)

From the DG's desk ;

Call-Up letters will be available from the 21st of October

Pregnant/Married Women like “Keribaby” will automatically be redeployed to the state of their husband's
residence if they require relocation

No one can determine the Stream/Platoon he/she will fall under, the Stream stuff is done randomly and you will only be shared into respective platoons when you get to camp

For those who didn't pay for online registration/ printing of call-up letters, you will receive a text message notification as to when you can collect your letters from school

KeriBaby:

Who sent u

Hahahaha

Not gonna happen tho

Wonna bet?

KeriBaby:

Nduetong Nursery & Primary School Teacher, keep shinning your teeth o

KeriBaby:

Ah wetin i do this man na

Lol! Be asking questions there

KeriBaby:


I would have both

Great people and comfort

Great Rats you mean

KeriBaby:
Yes yes!

It's just three weeks of discomfort
But been stuck with boring people for three weeks ehn

After parade stress person gats cool off with interesting friends na

Lol, that one na u sha
No worry u go get interesting friends, just pray say ur room roof no go dey leak with rats plenty inside wey go share your provision with u + mattress wey go carry plenty bed bugs

KeriBaby:
Ah ah
We dey quarel before?

Lol!!!

KeriBaby:


But I hear say big girls and boys(like me) dey show on 28th and 29th

I don't want boring roommates o

Interesting room mates over your comfort abi?
Okay o!

KeriBaby:
Make una no forget say my own na UYO

Uyo indeed, na Nduetong sure pass for you!

KeriBaby:

You traveling on 27th abi

Yes naa, I'm not going to wait for the 28th as stated
I no won collect mattress wey go flat like blanket for camp biko

Its 12th of October, if DG and co like make dem postpone online registration closing date again
Patiently waiting for October 27th, no time

balerinagold:
Good morning everyone, hope you guys slept well?

Good Morning to you young lady
Hope u slept well...
Do have a nice day ahead

rane06:
Gd morning lovely people. Do have a great day and wee ahead. Cc IsiaBuncha

My darling, I'm sure u had a good night rest.
I was thinking about you so I came here to check on you,
do have a nice day ahead baby