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Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat by isimemenuduehi11: 9:10pm On Mar 23, 2016
Ur guy shuld love u for wu u re nd wat u re.re u d fattest person in dis world?I hate guys dat luk for one excuse or d oda to breakup wit dia patterns.why not cum out straight and u re tired instead of talkin rubbish.nd d stupid dude is causin d gal emotional truma.gal d truth is he is tired of u.dumb is aSs nd move forward.be urself nd don't let anyone intimidate u ok.

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Business / Re: Jennifer Obayuwana's Breguet Wrist Watch by isimemenuduehi11: 8:33pm On Mar 23, 2016
Jennifer!jennifer!! Jenifer!!! Hw many tyms dis I cal u,diaris god ooooooo.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares First Post Baby Photo by isimemenuduehi11: 7:10am On Mar 23, 2016
Am rilly hapi for u mrs toton.God bless ur home.nd of cos,u luk gud.
Politics / Re: Blessing Agbomhere: Oshiomhole Will Land In Jail If I Become Governor by isimemenuduehi11: 7:07am On Mar 23, 2016
Ok oooo.we dy wait oh on hw u go take send am to jail after dem don elect u dat is if u wil be elected.lmao.
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Wear Beads Round Their Waist? by isimemenuduehi11: 9:50am On Feb 25, 2016
Hmmmmmm.just readin comments.
Health / Re: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by isimemenuduehi11: 8:15pm On Feb 20, 2016
Hmmmm.d weather nai die.even for nite,I dy bath like 5 tyms bf I fit slp.to make mata worse,na ordinary floor I dy slp.even d floor dy hot like say 2mrrow nor day.notin like rainy season I swear.
Politics / Re: Japheth Omojuwa Sues Twitter User For N450 Million Over Death Threat. by isimemenuduehi11: 6:49pm On Feb 19, 2016
Inshort,I don't even ve anytin to say to dis.lemme just fold my hands nd see hw it plays.
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy's Photo In Lingerie After Sex (photos) by isimemenuduehi11: 6:35pm On Feb 19, 2016
Dey rilly talk say shame nor dy catch mad person.na person wen dy follow d mad person shame go catch.smh for u.see ur nose like mango lee mango.
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmu Steps Out In Pyjamas by isimemenuduehi11: 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2016
I just wanna laff rite na cos am so pissed.

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Ereme Wants To Kill Himself by isimemenuduehi11: 10:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
kilokeys:
I think the guy is cool.

grin
But let's be frank... Few artists comedians and stars started out flatly broke.

Some were just lucky. Some had a platform.
I hope he hangs in there and figures it all out..


I for kill me sef too.. But guns are expensive and i hate knives (too slow).

Once I start saving for a gun.. I get tempted to buy orijin and bet9ja.. Then i start all over.. Lol
u funny I Swear.bring d money make I help u dy save am to buy d gun.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by isimemenuduehi11: 10:12pm On Feb 17, 2016
wristbangle:


Lol u think say some guys get shame? Them go send am abeg cheesy
nor mind dem.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe’s 14-year-old Daughter, Michelle, Shares Lovely Photo; Fans React by isimemenuduehi11: 9:16am On Feb 16, 2016
At 14,u re suppose to focus on ur studies nt snapin of pix.beauty witout brain is zero.so go study ur books.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Have Finally Gotten A Better And Permanent Job by isimemenuduehi11: 12:56pm On Feb 13, 2016
Congratulation.I tap in ur grace.

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Crime / Re: Man Loses Teeth In Fight With Neighbour Who Peeped At His Wife In Toilet (Pic) by isimemenuduehi11: 8:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
Lol.dis is wat happen wen u live in face me I face u kond of houx.slap,blow nd removal of teeths.lmao.
Crime / Re: Man Beats And Stabs Corper Wife In The Face In Lagos (photo) by isimemenuduehi11: 1:22pm On Feb 09, 2016
Just luk at his name.bade.remove d e,wat is left tere is bad.meaning evrytin abt bade is bad.he should be in jail.
Health / Re: Heavy Rainfall, Flooding, Malaria, Cholera Expected In Nigeria by isimemenuduehi11: 1:34pm On Feb 08, 2016
TippyTop:

APC supporters said worse about
Dr Jonathan, are you new here on Nairaland?
even at dat,it shuld nt result to insult.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by isimemenuduehi11: 1:31pm On Feb 08, 2016
Y did u use my pix on ur dp,its over.
Travel / Re: Graphic Photos Of Dead People In Lagos-ibadan Expressway by isimemenuduehi11: 12:44pm On Feb 08, 2016
God ve mercy.
Health / Re: Heavy Rainfall, Flooding, Malaria, Cholera Expected In Nigeria by isimemenuduehi11: 12:21pm On Feb 08, 2016
TippyTop:
See all the diseases and misfortunes now coming to Nigeria because of Presidiot "badluck" Buhari.
like seriously,u don't ve an atom of respect.d president who is more dan old to be ur father.may God ve mercy on u.
Fashion / Re: Man Wearing Pampers And Still Sagging (Photo) by isimemenuduehi11: 9:28pm On Feb 05, 2016
Make una nor mind am.I sure say d tym dy born am, dem nor use pampers 4 am.so he wan just test am to see hw e feel to wear pampers.lolzzzzzz.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Clears The Snow From Her Car (photos) by isimemenuduehi11: 8:11pm On Feb 05, 2016
Nig4Greatness:
Some of these celebrities can lie;,how can you claim you shovering snow inside less than 0degrees with pajamas on,no hand gloves,no head warmer.you just ran outside for few seconds to take pictures.smh
lol.tru talk my broda.
Celebrities / Re: I Am An Actor From Ghana , Not A Ghanaian Actor- Majid Michel - by isimemenuduehi11: 9:48am On Feb 04, 2016
O0XYGEN:
We are aware that nigerians are brainless but atleast you shouldve read properly because I never made mentioned of "population " but rather "Percentage "
Ghanaians don't give birth like pigs and flies.
Atleast we also know Ghanaian dogs are more sensible than nigerians.
And apart from that overcrowded smelly place called lagos where again in mumugeria is worth mentioning?

You sound dumber but am not surprise
because you are a nigeria.
I hate exchanging words with fools from a useless zoo like nigeria but unfortunately you guys are so obsessed with Ghana
If not for failed leadership like how on earth will useless nigerians talk when a Ghanaian is talking?
That day will surely come though
Stu pid smelly ape
helooooo,re u alrite?don't even try to speak ill abt my country.just zip it ok.

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Events / Re: When The Bridegroom Wants To Show Himself On His Wedding Day (photo) by isimemenuduehi11: 10:40am On Feb 03, 2016
Dat groom na papiwater oooo.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Meets President Buhari (photos) by isimemenuduehi11: 7:44pm On Feb 02, 2016
Back to back hand shake.olamide is takin ova.
Politics / Re: Buhari As Ebenezer Obey Was Singing In Ogun (Photo) by isimemenuduehi11: 7:41pm On Feb 02, 2016
Baba be like am comin to get u vry soon.
Jokes Etc / Re: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by isimemenuduehi11: 7:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
tchigofigo:
Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.
During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had
not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking:
"Guy wats up?"
"How you take do am?"
And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He
had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
"There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that
scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!
lmao.so funi
Family / Re: See Face Of Man Who Battered His Wife & Inflicted Deep Cut On Her In Lagos(pics) by isimemenuduehi11: 10:02am On Feb 02, 2016
prestige2013:
Wickedness of huMAN...... "Jude is a hard-drug abuser & goes to bedroom with fellow men" - is he a bore hole driller
"Caveat Emptor"
lol.I tink he is a driller.
Food / Re: How To Safely Drink Garri Despite Lassa Fever by isimemenuduehi11: 9:44am On Feb 02, 2016
Lol.I tink I wil try dis method b/4 tankin u actually.
Celebrities / Re: Young Girl Obsessed With Sean Tizzle Shares Disturbing Photos Of Them Together by isimemenuduehi11: 10:19pm On Jan 30, 2016
Her life.
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by isimemenuduehi11: 10:14pm On Jan 30, 2016
D evil dowers wil no no peace.cos even heaven nd earth cursed dem.dy re 4eva cursed.u re healed little boy in JESUS NAME AMEN.

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Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by isimemenuduehi11: 10:08pm On Jan 30, 2016
Ok na,make u use d yansh break d coconut lst before I go comment.
Family / Re: Woman Delivers Four-Year-Old Pregnancy In Ogun by isimemenuduehi11: 9:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
Osa wese ooooo.

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