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If better Danfo jam that tin ~ both the Iron and the side mirror go disapear

oglalasioux:
Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.

. You must be a Genius ~ Infact you are

ufotty2001:
Op! Please front page! We just need to be very careful of what we eat.. See what I saw in a tin tomato...

That is what you will always see hence you continue to buy Barooooof” tin tomato

This Babe Just dey gesture her Ex or Rival ~ Take a good look at her hands and face very wella

obinna2nv:
Here in PHED, the prepaid CAPMI meters goes for;

Single Phase: 39,375
Three phase: 68,901

You pay at any Ecobank Branch and the meter will get to you anytime from 60 working days.

That ones nah stories ~ Got my meter after 1yr of payment

eddyjibs:
both clubs are owned by d same Italian man. this deal looks dodgy. ighalo was also moved from dat same club. the transaction is not at arms length

The Italian Dude has sold his club Granada fc to china men » He was having 3 clubs before in Italy, spain and England

obinna2nv:
Here in PHED, the prepaid CAPMI meters goes for;

Single Phase: 39,375
Three phase: 68,901

You pay at any Ecobank Branch and the meter will get to you anytime from 60 working days.

That one nah stories, I got my meter after 1yr of payment

omolola15:
6 goals in 30 games.... Player of the season. Is the team that bad? And see big bros claiming 20... Make i bend if he's 20 years. I can bet my left ball he's not 20.

is that how to celebrate a success of ur country man? Let any age that someone claims to be stand` So far he has an evidence to back it up ~ That is his life”

GloriaNinja:
money talks. they got money.

Guy sebi u get garrii there make soak & sipp before I go remember my father »Where them dey sell Jet self?

dante300:
Dating her for 5years now..contemplating marrying her..currently doing her phd..she's just 32yrs ,am 35 .I love her so much....no longer sure if all this will work out....she schools in a neighboring state and every God given evening her cell is swicthed off.

Wenever I ask why, we end up quarelling. I don't know how long all this will end. Almost thinking of joining that school of thought where I will just have children and forget marriage. I haven't made up my mind though. Just thinking.

Trust issue is choking me. I don't care if people think am insecure but I have bought her 3 different phones, powerbank etc just so I can get her on atleast one of her 4lines....all switched off....maybe I am crazy....I don't know I need advice....castigate me or abuse me nairalanders I don't care...coz trolls nogo do me anything....n my relationship matter to me now but I know better people go answer me wisely...sorry for the typing error...I dey vex.

P.s_ I am using a friends nairaland acc in my quaters...call me....nanle.

The babe dey stay and FLEX with her long distance and neighbouring state DUDE” You dey pay for her Cabban she stays ~ they are just helping you out, So that bills will not be 2 much

metroparrot:
Minister of Information and culture,Lai Mohammed with his colleagues ( Fashola and Fayemi) were pictured today at the Federal Executive Council meeting today.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/06/funny-photo-of-lai-mohammedfashola-and.html

That is how we Roooooooool

Kenai:
Soooooo, let me get this straight - Bank X sacks 100 workers, and you respond by threatening to withdraw their license, possibly leading to a total closedown of the bank, culminating in 900 of their remaining staff members becoming jobless?

Wow!!! Buharinomics in full throttle!
An ILLITERATE will forever be an ILLITERATE!

I hope you're still enjoying your NEPA bill certificate brandishing president.

Nigerians have got to be among the dumbest iddiots on earth.

I support the action or threat because No owners of bank, insurance or communication institution and there directors will allow it investment to be closed ~ because both the sackers and the sack ones will be out of Jobs » I believe it will make them to know how to manage there staff or do it the right way.

dainformant:
with all the qualifications? something is wrong

Very sure something is really wrong somewhere, Really with his age it won't be easy for him to get a job in so many companies that needed 25yrs bellow, Banks, Communications, and Oil companies ~ Which you need exprience if you older. How many Job has he done since he graduated?

ashmanpolo:
If they try this one eh, Nigeria's population will be less than 100k

I trust PMB he will never make an agreement with Better countries, so that him citizens will not walk away finish

I know one of them, But totally confused which is which I know.

lifezone247:
OK o, but op, na only black pathfinder SUV them carry come? Hope say them no carry gun sha?

But you hear say them shot 2 people, Abi na with camera?

junketer:
the whole apc is made up of runaway pdp members. So na still the same people. You are the fool here if you think apcbis different from pdp.

The runaway pdp to Apc party members are Under the Tutulage of the general overseer which PMB not the Clueless one and the Otuoke Drunk

Aviero:
Don't tag it fornication. Just call it sex.

Sex, protected sex, is healthier than masturbation.

There are lots of good health benefits that comes with sex, but masturbating makes you feel somewhat empty. After you cum, you come to your senses and then you feel awkward.

Sex is different tho

what differs between masturbating and common sex? Is it not to free urself

kola1930:
We've been married for a year now and blessed with a pretty daughter. My wife feels little or no urge to be intimate. Its been more than a month now since I had s*x. Reason being that, am angry inside of me that she is always not in the mood, so I decided to hold myself and see when she'll realize it that am angry about it and do the needful. But it seems like am just suffering my self because she seems not to realize she needs to do something fast. I am feeling like cheating on her as a way to punish her maybe she'll realize it that she needs to satisfy her husband to keep him away from other ladies outside. I urgently need advice from married nairalanders... Is the situation d same or similar in ur marriage, and how do I resolve this differences. Am really disturbed

We should all know how women behave, Before marriage they will give you front and back, Most of them you can raise any of there legs up and you can enter any corner, but after the first child it will be once every two weeks, after the second child it will be monthly, Then after the third child you start begging for Sex because they believe they are already in the house, That nothing dey Happen » May be I made a very big mistake of getting a 3 bedroom apartment, because she has her own room my children has one and I also have one.

jaybee3:
How about they shift the sanitation to Sunday?

You no even get sense at all, Sunday when you suppose go Church na it you wan take do Enviromental

You sure say no be trick not play for him country Nigeria him dey fake so, England has been looking for him to commit to there Country, If he plays this match for Naija » Means he has commited to Nigeria

Cutehector:
What is the meaning of oluwapelumi

Thy Lord is with me”

OtuluOgba ~ OtuluOse

KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

Your own don finish

dainformant:
The people of Osun state came out in their numbers to hail governor Rauf Aregbesola after concluding Jumaat prayers in Ikirun...The governor reciprocated the gesture as he came out from his car to greet the excited crowd....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/gov-rauf-aregbesola-greeted-by-massive.html

No be the man when dem say him no dey pay salary be dat? Me come dey confuse oooooo

wheredemdey:
I don't understand

How can driver,orderly,chief detail,P.A,minister,wife and son al fit into one car??

Nigerian journalist and their penchant of twisting stories...
Ou
Omoh the ocholis don go rest......na turn by turn....death is something that will definitely come someday....its not something we wish aay.....rip man and family

You are very correct, and how come it is only Ocholis family that died while others were injured

potbelly:
A guy asked when he will be paid his salary and all the boss could say is you must be stupid. Does the boss even think of how the guy feeds, transports himself everyday to the office? And probably he even has some financial responsibilities and his best way to respond is you must be stupid. I believe whatever the case may be he doesn't need to insult his employee. If i were the employe e i wouldn't take such insults likely...

Resign nah, somebody else is waiting to be employed

skare:
Where is Isaac Promise?Dah guy is kind of players Super Eagle needs to bulldoze Egypt team.He got strength and skills

Where is Leon Balogun? That guy is doing very well in germany now

ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
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Guy you don suffer no be small, Nah my children indo meal we de eat now, Food when dem dey suppos carry dey go school

donsteady:
Mr. Pastor, do you have any Empirical evidence to back your claim? If you don't have then remain silent till then.

All of them are the same Business and money making » Pastors and Churches

sergiozlatan:
Bros did u say she's a Police Officer? Not just recruit but an ASP?? Brother man u better calm down & observe.
Have u bothered to find out why the father of those kids left?
Can u withstand her when she starts her wahala? (Remember she's older than u & also an Officer)
You don't even have any tangible source of income at the moment yet you want to go into marriage.
If eventually u marry her, can u take care of her kids & see them as yours?
What will now happen when she bares children for you?
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So many questions begging for answers. Don't rush into it Mr MAN. Think ahead, plan ahead & if the coast is clear then dive in straight ahead.

Goodluck!!

If she left her husband 8years ago and she is 30years now deffinetly she must have started dating her ex at the age of 20 ~ Be carefull

rawpadgin:

almost everything is wrong with marrying her

1.) she's a policewoman
2.) she has 2 kids & has never been married
3.) she is older than u

young man listen to ur parents, what they are seeing sitting down u cannot see even if u climb mtn mast

Not only an ASP in nigeria police But an Akwaibomite ~Take am Easy