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Celebrities / Re: Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:34am On Dec 21, 2007 |
You took 15 mins to type that crap? Asshole, arent you ashamed that with all that man hoing you do, you still cannot afford to even attend a proper school? Yes Mona too stinks, Robberies and prostitution (by your natives) all for a US$, I almost passed out when i found out the price for a tin of milk, You Jamaicans are next to Somalians, Hungry starving asses, We have food in my islands to spare, Bunch of ganja smoking, forgery scammers, $1US = how much there again? Now get back to your darkass bamboo hut, goat, |
Celebrities / Re: Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:25am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Coward/, soap to wash mouth? [b]You stinking Jamaicans, Yard fowls, You and your type are a disgrace to the rest of the Caribbean. Every country requires a VISA from you goats to enter. Your currency sucks!! wished it could have equalled the powerful EC or DD?[/b]The only thing you people are known for are techni-colour weaves, bleached skinned and boisteriousness. Thieves that's what you all are, Spent 4 years at Mona and every single month I had to report my sanitary napkins stolen among other things, Now you batty buoy get back in your Kingston rat infested cesspool of a house, |
Celebrities / Re: Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:16am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Jammin aka cute Not, I see you just love attention, What happened? No electricity in your Tenament yard complex tonight? Now if you need help coming out off your closet, why don't you contact Buju? |
Celebrities / Re: Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:11am On Dec 21, 2007 |
almond my dear, No am not shocked at all at anything made in the West, The next one to bite the pregnancy bug is Ms. Cyrus aka Hannah Montana. These children are given far too much freedom, thus their destructive pathways, @Chiogo baby, the Idi Amin Admin was the one who changed my topic( so Lee was his idea, not mine ) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 11:28pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Vagina, Be careful you get locked out of your housing complex tonight. I suggest you leave Starbucks at once and run on home, LOL, I rather swin with Jackal and any other ManChester, ions, than to take a risk with you gayners, Am afraid your asses might sink to the bottom of the Atlantic, All those loose butt tissues just allow for water to seeps in, ( did you see Titanic) ROFLMSAO, @Jackal Don't keep me waiting now. After 6 the water gets very chilly and the tide rises again. I have to take Mama out. So hurry along, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 11:00pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@ Debo "Come wet me bed" is a coloquial terminolgy meaning I am Independent so I am entitled to do whatever, If I need that type of "bed wetting" don't worry I have someone more than capable of doing just that. @jackal, awwwww. I am coming ooo. Meet my by the Cave where Jack Sparrow led Keira to retrieve the treasure, And yes I picked up that black D&G 2 piece today. The one you were drooling over. Remeber to pack your sunscreen, the sun can get brutal sometimes. LOl, @Kit I came looking not for trouble but to clarify a situation, but those 2 mongrels ( house dogs) decided to bark at this pitbull, dem must be mad, cha, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 10:46pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Adebola f.uck you, Where were you when your 2 gay pallys came trespassing on my Holy ground? Why the blood cloth can't you people grow d.icks and tell your friends when they are wrong? Why must it ALWAYS be a clique? I don't give a damn about anyone. The last time I checked I paid my own rent, fod, clothes and the beamer in my backyard is paided for too. So all you under-covers doggies can go bark at my neighbour's pitbull, Now for the last time, If you f.uckers touch I will BITE!! Arse, nals sucks and the cap, Wenger is the biggest gay the world has ever know, Now come wet me bed, ( as we does say ah yard) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 10:35pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@y'all, Shut the blood cloth up, I will beef wherever and whenever I wish. @D, crush on who? The last time I checked my parents asked for the Financial records of any GENTLEMAN who as much as glance at my way, You think I want to sell pure water for a selling. Or shop at Yaba? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 10:22pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@Vagina, where is your rhatid originality? Didn't I just christened you #1 He goat in an earlier post? Lol, Now it is understandable, afterall you were famous for copying from your classmates back in the village. Seems to me your obvious obsession with that terminology would make one to believe you are surpressing something, Hmmmmmmmmm. Were you abused as a child? Too bad I am no longer a practicing Shrink or I would have been able to assist you. But I do have a good friend whi still does and I am most certain she would obliged on my behalf. Addios el feo nino, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 10:07pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Chicken, I just hate ballless "babes" LOLOL, Don't retreat now goat, Are you afriad to dwell a bit longer under my umbrella? LOl, Gosh!! Mongrel, when last did you ask the "females" in your family to shave/, their beards that is? Bloody fat, over wieth, smelly heifers, Now listen " tenament Yard" groupie, The next time you see Islander aka Neelsel Aka Hate-proof, anywhere on the forum, run like a freaking fugitive from Sudan, @All my haters, I am out( for now) I have to pack, As I said mon ah trod home for de holidays, sorry I canot take you scums, the islands doesn't accept anything the Natives cannot stare at without being scared, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 9:50pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@Viagra, Again bat, let me inform you just like I did your other "village police", Islander was raised like a Queen, My Parents are just the effing BEST!!! No he goat, If you have any clue what this Diva looks like you will definitely, cierra la boca sucia, He\she? LOL the last time I checked the ladies from my islands do NOT grow beards, neither do we wear bad igs and weaves nor bleach. Get your gutter rat ass back to eating shit, Opps. With all that "class" your napyheaded ho of a village mother had, she ended up amounting to nothing? Still selling 2nd panties at Yaba? @Kitaun, once again, Your Viagra pally asked for it, Islander was minding her blood cloth business when he came smelling for my trouble. And I will talk to him anyhow I deem fit. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 9:24pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Chucky, when was the last time you visited a dentist? And I mean a certified one. Look at this stinking bat calling my mouth names, I will sponsor your dirty, smelly ass some deodorants, floss, toothpastes and brushes for your Christmas. @Kit, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. See my trouble. Did I meddle your pally Chucky? This is the type of things that really sets my hormones into action, Ask Jason's brother to stay out of my path, or I will "eat" him alive, @Pataki Now why on earth would you assume and state that I was sent by Jackal? You of all persons should know, I work ALONE!! @All, I will take this beef to a private thread so that the sport bashing can continue, Tell Chuck the Baboon and his bush rat to join me there, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 7:48pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
@A-40, what's up my Co-boss? Nothing much, just taking care of some non-biodegradable thrash, Viera and his Fruity partner Chucky, All batty man hangs out together, fight together they even adapt similar attack strategies together, All the best for the season A, I am heading home to soak up the sun, cruise on my yatch and drink Tequila, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 7:07pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
ROFLMSAO, Viera bush rat, if that nappyhead ho you call a mother looked 1\3 as I do, she wouldn't have married the OVYP( Original Vilaage Yam Planter) And yes Festac is bigger than my island, thus we have enough food to feed us all. Now get back to "shit digging" because that's what you best, It is the holiday I am about to count my Holiday bonus. Have fun eating garri on the 25th he goat, @Chucky, (uglyass baboon) You are confuzzled, If I seeked attention, as you claim, NL would have been on the bottom of my list to look. You bunch of yahoo yahoo, scammers, Next thing I know I would end up in Italy selling Tun Tun all because of ppe like you, Now you gorilla go pick your nose, If you behave I promise to send you some powered milk via Santa. To the both of you on behalf of myself and my family tell your moms Santa says HO HO HO HO!! LOl, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 5:56pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Viera( that's what we call Bush rats on my islands) you and that other he goat. This is little person has enough $$$ to fee you and your entire village. Now get the eff out of my face. No No I know a lot enough about Batty buoys, thus my vile towards you and anyone who associate with them, You hospital spit cup, You waited until I left for to come here opening that Latrine infested mouth of yours? Now I am a bit indisposed right now, but I will be back later, If your ass doesn't know what the term "Freedom of Speech" entails I strongly suggest you research it. I am entitled to say whatever about anyone or anything. So my dislike for Arse, anals will be voiced. Now you cannot either take it or lump it, Now for all you goats who want to come bleathing, baa baaa, Bring it on!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Dr Ferlie: , wey de hell was u? Man u left me to these vultures? I am so mad, No jerk pork or roti or curry goat for you this Christmas. , Enjoy your holidays, and once again, Arse, anals Sucks, Wenger is[b] King batty buoy[/b] |
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Islander(f): 3:27pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Migines: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Interesting, Por que usted viven con eso padre? eso madre muerte? |
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Islander(f): 3:07pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
efuah: I would you keep the Christ in Christmas, substituing it for an X is so disrespectful in my opinion!!! And thank you for the greetings the very same to you as well. Unfortunately, I cannot assure you of the latter, As long as assholes and morons roam this land, there shall forever be beef. |
Forum Games / Re: What Makes You Happy Today? by Islander(f): 2:51pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
E-baby: De nada mi amiga, @topic Thank God it is finally over, and I am so proud of myself, ( from me to me) Thank God for my family, I wouldn't have wanted any other, Thank God for Jesus, so that there can be Christmas, Thank God for my friends, few but very special to me |
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Islander(f): 2:48pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Migines: Si, me hable espanol, Viven en de la isla Cuba por anos de tres mentras estudiar , |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 2:41pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Vieira: Monkey do you have something you wish to confess? Does it have to do with your sexual preference? I may be able to help, I am certified in that department. Mumu the last time I checked, we Islanders shot and burn Batty buoys, ( Ask Buju), Now bat get back to hanging upside down , |
Forum Games / Re: Date Or Ditch Game by Islander(f): 2:36pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
ndumart: DATE @topic Don't know who is IBB Stephon Maubary |
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Islander(f): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Uzzyan: Feliz Navidad usted me amiga, , May you have a blessed one and may all your dreams become realities for the new year. Keep your head up and reach for the stars, All the best!!! |
Forum Games / Re: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by Islander(f): 2:29pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Can't recall, Have you told someone on the train or bus their breath stinks? |
Forum Games / Re: Have You Noticed That: by Islander(f): 2:27pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
ROFLMSAO, ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Have you noticed that a certain clique on NL only posts when they can have enough money for the Internet Cafe? LOL, If I were them I would use that money to buy food instead of wasting it to make a mockery of myself, LOL |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 11:25pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I see someone or some folks rathr have something stuck in their throats, c'mon get it all out, Why all the hating? Last time I checked wenger and all his arses, were 'fruity batty buoys, ( not that I really care) Just stick to the topic( Sports) and leave all else out. |
Forum Games / Re: Wish Your Nairaland Friends And Foes Merry Christmas Here! by Islander(f): 7:11pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
@2old4that, my dear I forgot to extend season greetings to you as well. May you have blessed one this year, |
Culture / Re: What Do You Women Think About Nigerian Men? by Islander(f): 6:32am On Dec 19, 2007 |
E-baby: Thanks for the thumbs up , ROFLMSAO |
Celebrities / Re: Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:58am On Dec 19, 2007 |
http://www.celebridiot.com/index.php/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-pregnant-at-16/ It has every thing to do with it, irrespective of whatever you may say. Tell me which primary school or secondary school in Nigeria distributes condoms to students? Isn't that in itself a subtle way of telling them it's ok to have pre-marital sex but just be careful? |
Celebrities / Jamie Lyn Spears Is Pregnant! by Islander(f): 5:27am On Dec 19, 2007 |
Oops! The Little Ms. Spears Has Done It Too: Jamie Lyn Spears, the 16 year old sister of troubled celebrity Britney Spears confirmed today in OK Magazine that she is 3 months pregnant. According to Jamie Lyn the dad is Kace her long-time boyfriend. I am wondering where did their parents went wrong. At sixteen, unmarried and at the height of her career, Westerners and their values, I am thankful that my islands have been influenced by African cultures. So no way would I have been found doing the "nasty" at such a young age.( not that it is not common among us) Money and fame seem to erase every moral in these parts of the world, |
Romance / Re: His Mouth Smells; Should I Tell Him? by Islander(f): 4:39am On Dec 19, 2007 |
@toyin I will choke u ooo, aye who? Let E-baby tell u who Islander is, she doesn't date down, , Anyway dear I am gone, have a big exam tomorrow and i still have lots of assessment sheets from work to finish up, Addios me amiga |
Romance / Re: His Mouth Smells; Should I Tell Him? by Islander(f): 4:29am On Dec 19, 2007 |
Ok, Miss Toyin.nite nite, going to hit the sack( and study), Miss E-baby you be good too, And stay out of trouble, @topic My baby's mouth doesn't stink ([size=5pt] and he's Nigerian[/size], LOL ( Moody keep your mouth shut oo |
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