sweetie I only got 5 days off oo. I came back since Thursday and went back to work on Friday, Life sucks!

Girlfriend, no way am i letting nl and its he and she goats steal my joy this 2008. Bunch of jobless nitwits can go eat shit for all I care.

Anyway take it easy, I am hitting the sack now, The hubby had me up on the phone all night so I am drained and I have church tomorrow.

All the best for the new year, and remember to keep your head up high because as we say ah yard(in the islands) dey carn keep ah good g.al down!!

See that coward, Hopefully her useless yawn amounts to something productive, biartch,

@topic
Sexytitan your post sent me running to the loo, I was laughing too hard

LOL, Toyin don't tell me Islander is rubbing off on you now, , what's up?

Busta:



Hey Islander, better person . . how u been and wats goin down over there?

hey love, I am great, I came back on Thursday. work beckons oo, How was the Christmas?

I'd rather be Neelsel than Islander, seun when are you unbanning my original Moniker??

Nada, which by the way is Spanish for NONE!!

Bubble---icious ( How have you been dear?)

A Migraine

A bad tummy ache

Lots of work to finish before 5pm

And two tired feet,

WDYH?

NEVER, I am the Queen of budgeting,


WWTLT you got lost while driving because you were busily chatting on your cell?

DID

DEED

BOB

And yet he returns for more Island bashing, HUnger, lice, I thought I had whipped your stinkass enough, yet here you are asking for more,

You goat when will you learn, You man f.uck, truck, I warned you NOT to step on my turf or else, but no you had to try me, Now deal with your blows, You came looking for my trouble, I don't know you from jacksprat,

Promotion my ass, What good is your 20, 000 naira per anum LOL,

Anyway bat, jetlag, I have my beauty sleep to catch,

And don't you dare mention my friends names in your stinkass mouth, go mingle with your type, D, reloaded, Mr.Pataki and Sir. Jackal are way above your league,

Now git Rover, Back to your kernel( I meant under your mud hut),

And one more thing, You sound like a brokeass record, I have been asking you for months to go ask that old hog the reason why you look nothing like the other monkeys in your family? Shhh!!! Go easy on her, afterall it was hard finding meat to supplement the customary garri, thus she had no choice but to screw her Ogo since her meager pay as the housemaid just wasn't cutting it, LOL!!!

Another good soul wiped out for no valid reason. Just landed and received this sad news. Bhutto has been assasinated, Though details are sketchy I ampositively sure the "Mighty" USA has some ties in this one as well. Afterall it appears as though my fellow Islander Fidel has been the only one to have eluded the traps of the so-called Peace maker of the West,

Too bad the coward blew his useless life away too. We would have liked nothing but to hear his side of the story,

Gone too soon! May her departed soul finds peace!!

Jackal

I am trying to pack as much pigtail, curry goat, roti et al into my LV suitcases, If you had stayed back and fly out with me as was originally planned, then maybe the packing won't have become such a tedious task, .

BTW, where is my punchbag Vagina? Vagina Donde esta usted muy feo el nino??

@Vagina,

You had to post and made mention of my gloried name?, You gutter rat, where did you attend school? Didn't you drunkard of a science teacher, opps!! I meant Arrow, teach you that the body needs germs to function effectively? You he-goat, don't worry about what I passed onto or didn't pass to Jackal, Trust I would rather pass things onto anyone who is not a follower of Wenger and his band of bullers, like you,

Now let me finish packing, I will be back for your rusty asshole,

ROFLMSFAO,

I told these Arse, anals folowers Wegner sucks, NOW You believe me?

I am still relishing in their continuous downward trend, LOL,

@Jackal,
So here is where you are,eh? You promised me you would rest after getting back form the Islands, yet here you are mingling with Fruit cakes, No more Island hoping for you joh,


(ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Wegner is a gay, and His Team SUCKS!!!!

Arnold1:

Same to you princess  

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I hoped you had fun and didn't get into any trouble at all .


@Jackal, shhhhhhhhhhhh! keep my assets under wrap, Don't want "internet thieves" hovering around my turf now, .

Anyway, we need to get some rest, Mustique awaits us and you know I have a reputation to maintain here on the Islands, so we cannot be late, LOL

Jackal:

@ Islander,


I sympathise with LovePeddler-Llandis' family but then . . . .a broke-ass needs to learn and behave appropriately.
Lets dash out something to him . . . .i think $500 will be enough to get his family out of the poverty echelon FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

And with that, I rest my case!!

@Jackal,'
Let's leave this thread for the he-goat to bleat his hunger, and return to the covers, It's nice and warm there, innit?

@Arnold, long time! Merry christmas,

OMG!!!!!!Hunger .landis,
BATTY BAT, My 42 year old " Disorders and Treatment" professor I had as an undergrad fell dead infront of us one day while teaching, He died from a heart attack, YOu cock[b], I would rather have HEART ATTACK written on Daddy's death certificate than to have AIDS or Mal-nutrition.Now go hide [/b] your hedious face froggy,

Now get back to hanging upside down in that cave, Or better yet you better run on home, It is very difficult to share a twin bed with 4 other siblings, If I were you I would be first to get home at dusk so as to ensure my space.

Hunger--lice,
After you invited your poor ass to my palace without an invitation, you now have the audacity to cry foul?  You night owl, Haven't you been warned NEVER to step in Islander's path?

I am convinced that any level headed person here would no doubt wonder why your obsession with the word "LovePeddler", Go and check everyone of your post and see for yourself.  Well let me tell you goat, As a certified Psychologist( yes Bat Islander is a certified Shrink, though she no longer works in that field) you are suffering from Repressed Sexual Anxiety, People like you were at some time in their life molested and abused.  Who did it? was it the men who used to frequent your mom's hut at night to "dig in her well"?LOL,

Islander reigns supreme, NOTHING you bats cook up can faze her, Guess why?  Lying is not in her genes, so she is clean as a whistle.YOu donkeys have nothing on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A word of advice for you, NEVER meddle something that didn't meddle you,  I told you I would deal with your uglyass, Now you believe?

Cash rules EVERYTHING around me, @Jackal , Let's pity the slum rat some 2nd hand luxuries nah

@Jackal,

Please don't break my ribs, I need to be able to strut my stuff tomorrow in Mustique


@Hungerlandis, My dad dies a happy, contented rich man from a heart attack. He didn't die from any STDs( like your mother)

hollandis:

so you read what i write   LMAO i don't have time to read your comments because you make no sense .Anyway continue reading my posts, Hopefully you may learn a few new vocabularies  

she is not only a LovePeddler,she is a daft LovePeddler,(PSYCHANALYSIS IS WORKING HERE) ,continue posting,so you can be studied more

Coward!! why are you running?

LOL, How can you, a blind, lead someone?  Your spelling is atrocious. 'And don't speak about your grammar, it is out of this world,

Goat not even my Autistic clients are as dunce as your ass. One more thing, Mr. Dreamer, I promise to withdraw a little gift from the bank for you when I return to the US, as a gift for your hungry ass.

You came here looking for my trouble, now your are running like a womanliness.  You buller.all you do is f.uck men for some weakass naira. You have no shame, Puppet,

ONCE again I have whipped your ass. Now when will you learn donkey? When?

hollandis:

i knew you were daft,can't you read behind the lines?

ROFLMSFAO,

Huger-landis,'
You and Na wa seem to have the same IQ, Any wonder? Opps, LOL.Now coward unlike you thieves Islander doesnt need more than one username to whip your useless ass.

NO goat I can read well between (NOt behind) the lines, So take that your plaque -tarta infested jaw up off the dusty floor of your mud hut,

Boy I thought things were bad economically in naija, So tell me why are wasting your 5000naira you collected from Oga as your gateman wages to fill the pocket of the Internet cafe's owner? You bat , why dont you use it to buy some food instead?

hollandis:



I would like to publicly extend my long-felt condolences towards you for the death of your father. The life taken of any innocent person is a tragedy. I also apologize for passing judgment upon his death. I did not know him, and my judgment was based  upon his daughter and those I know with similar backgrounds and lifestyle descriptions.

Smelly Bush rat take that your supposedly apology and push it up your stinking rotten asshole, How many times do I have to tell you.I spit on people like you, My dad doesnt need condolences from a no body like you, NOt even the commoners on the islands were allowed to view his body,

Jealousy is a curse, Instead of selling sex from her village to Lagos your mother should have walked in the footsteps of her fellow mates and attained an education. Then your life wouldn't have turned to this, Waste of sperm and ovum,

Now bat, let me tell you like I have told your pairs for years on the forum, ONLY the chosen VERY few can as much as say "hi" to this Island Diva.Now get back to mingling with the likes of Na wa and Co,

ROFLMSAO,
Hunger lanis is not only JObless and hungry, he is also a blood cloth LIAR, Goat where have you ever refered to me as a pig? Your stink dirty ass, I have used every derrogotory adjective in the English language to describe your low life ass,

@Pataki, sometimes you have to teach dogs that the kernel is where they belong and thus they should stay there, BTW, How are you?? Haven't seen you around,

@Jackal,
LOl, Go easy on the goat, remember hunger is a hell of a thing, Let him bleat some more. Pity his ass cannot join us tomorrow when we hit Mustique to mingle with the likes of Mic Jaggar, LOl,

@jackal, lo siento me amor, Had to come downstairs to ensure that the property was secured, I will be soon back, keep the comforter warm,

@Hunger, landis,
Sorry I cannot ease your obsession with me, Maybe if you bleach, get a job (other than doing business at Yaba) and have a respected family adopt your useless ass, then maybe I may put you on the waiting list, LOl

Ofcourse you are familar with prostitutes, afterll you grew up with them, Remember how your mother used to smell up the mud hut each time she returned from Surulere? I am telling you bat, it is one thing to sell womanliness but its a hell of another thing to see smelly, disease ridden ones, just ask your mama,

Goat, how does it feel to have a female bashing your ego? I know it hurts, que las ti ma,

LovePeddler! LovePeddler! LovePeddler,,,,,,LOl, That word has become second nature in you, No wonder, its what you have seen as a kid. You sound like a broke ass record. I am becoming bored, very bored,

LOL, How are the mosquitoes? Make sure you wrap up in the wrapper you stole from the neibhour's line, And one time mongrel, Whores are NOT synonymous with Islanders, We are too damn prosperous for such,

You smelly Bat
When will you accumulate some pride? For months you have been runny that AIDS infested asshole ofyours about evidence. Goat, you have done nothing but make a mockery of yourself, C'mon stop the talking and bring it on you batty buoy.

NO NO NO!!! Ask your toothless bulldog mom who your real dad is. Mine (RIP) was a well respected Architect, whose works are established throughout the entire Easter Caribbean.

When will you get it through your thick skull that Islander doesn't associate with poor none entities as yourself, Go mingle with your type. I cannot been seen with people like you, My family may disown me,

And no asshole, I don't need to be associate with Toyinaryo or any other Nlder to feel as if I worth anything. I was born with it, Maybeline has nothing on me.

I have been whipping your scalely butt for months, yet you insist on coming back for more. You have all the symptons of a child who was molested at a young age, Your constant seeking of abusive attention from me just tops it off.

I suggest you go cook something because unlike many of us who really chowed down today, your ass had pure water and garri, such a f.ucked up christmas, then again that's what under achievers like yourself dine on during these fastive seasons,

Let me spend some more time on my spacious patio with family and friends but I will be back,

Toyin, why waste your precious detergent on bad-smelling, germ infested creatures? ( Merry Christmas)

Haven't you noticed ( take a look around the game section) that Hunger-landis and No-one to love-me, BOTH seem to the ONLY 1 crying their dejected asses? LOl, Even the other goats who were on their band wagon have all submitted to the DIVA,

I have gone hoarse trying to educate the donkeys what and who a LovePeddler is,

DING DING, trick question,
Name the ONLY country in the entire world whose Main Export is Prostitutes??

Assholes look a bit deeper, this is not rocket science, the answer is so obvious,

PS, I am stuffed with food. My family killed a whole cow( and that's just one type of meat), LOL, Too bad I cannot post some over. Akara balls aren't that delicious, especially on a day like today,

You cannot bring a Princess down qith fire crackers worms, How about potassium Nitrate, ROFLMSAO, Too bad Neelse doesn't roll with pigs, Or just maybe I would have added you to my limited list of Nl associates. So bats stop whining all the freaking forum, You just don't have what it takes to mingle with pple like me. Unfortunately, the ONLY things BLACK I cherish are my stilettoes and pocket books,

ROFLMSAO,
Hunger, landis,

I see you are suffering from dementia, Why on earth do you keep mixing me up with yourself goat.  How many ways am I supposed to inform you that "THERE ARE NO HOES WHERE I AM FROM"?  Do you need a Spectrograph for that? LOL.

NO goat, we HAVE NO EDOS, on my islands.


If only you were afforded the childhood I had your  broke ass would have amounted to much much more, Instead of hacking pure water and and peoples' emails, then maybe, just maybe you may have been selling 2nd hand undies at yabba,

Gosh! hospital spit cup, I have told you like a million times to find some other attack strategy, The prostitution thing is so not in my genre, Those bleached , uglyass females in your family have even bleached their stinky pubic hairs in an attempt to gain more clients, All that sexing for some weakass niaras,

LOL.Embassy my ass. Bunch of lying thieves. EVery time I meet one of your kind, their dad is either a Chief or a Governor, Blood cloth liars.

NOw spare me your rantings, Your gutter smelling mouth and arm pit have done enough damage to the environment. I suggest you wash with clorax as well pinesol, LOL,

Now I will  be out Scuba diving for the rest of the day, Heading out to dine on Lobster and crab later, ( I hope your hungry ass gets something nutritious to eat today, ) And no no , I wasnt refering to garri and egusi soup, ROFLMSAO.

The Diva is out for now gutter rat, But i will be back.

PS, Stop the bloody lying. You are in Lagos with mosquitoes buzzing all around your smelly ass. Please ask that toothless nappyheaded bitch who shit you out to fry something else besides Akara balls for a change, I am talking to your fat, no hair Mama, LOL

Ho, Landis,

I am just about boarding my private jet to the Islands, and this gut feeling told me you would come here to further exhibit your stupidity, and WOW!!! Was I right,

Anyway, Your Christmas greeting is NOT at all wanted, I don't make nice with he goats,

And one more thing, Lard, How many times must I correct you dummies about using the word "LovePeddler" in reference to other Nationalities, Gosh! Examine yourseves, Italy has become over populated by large number of Hoes you export on a yearly basis,

C'mon!!! I expected something more deadly from you, the Ho thingy is soooooooooooo
Outdated,

Anyway Pure water hacker, The Diva has to run, can't keep the pilots waiting,

Oh! One last thing, I will enquire of the Prime mInister if he is looking to hire a gardener any time soon, Now you know 1$US in my money is $2.60. So if he pays you $260.EC per week that works out to be like $100US which is .about 22,000 naira, hey , shit boy you can get rich just being a gardener on my islands, LOL

May the grinch bite your rusty ass this Christmas, And I will be back for the New Years, Fiesty as ever, Ta Ta,

D-Reloaded, Almond baby, Seun et al,

I am in now way against teenagers protecting themselves if they are sexually active. My point of debate has to do primarily with the age at which these children are becoming active.

I would rather have them "pad-up" and "bat", and save us all a great deal of headaches. The truth still remains the truth, These Western children have absolutely no decorum and thus their downward spiral continues to be synonymous with their lifestyle,

cute_N_hot:

naw. i get Bored easily
and already i tire of her.
she said absolutely nothing that is correct
about my place.


analysis
1. she went to jamaica
to be educated.
means her country ain't up to scratch in that dept.
2. she rants easily, typical emotionally unbalance symptom
3. Her construct of the English language suggest she is not really an Islander (a fraud)
4. she having life very hard in the states _{wont divulge how i know that}

Let me correct your obvious birdbrain intelligence.
1.  I have not only visited Jamaica, It was my stomping ground, Negril, Ocho,(places that poor natives like you only see on the news)

2.  Now I rant when useless goats like you attack others without any valid reasons,

3.  Monkey, I just told you earlier I had even my common sanitary Napkins stolen by your peers, And bat, The three major campuses for UWI are in Jamaica, Barbados and Trinidad, With school of continuing studies on the other Islands, You attend the college that befits your vocation,

4. The last time I checked Jamaica was blacklisted on the US list of Immigrants, Having life hard? LOL, I will relay this message to my Jamaican housekeeper Shiela from St. Elizabeth in the morning, Maybe I will have her forward you some information on Islander the Diva,

Funny how people like you always use the Hardship tone with others, while you people will sell your souls to acquire a VISA, Just last month we arrested a group of Jamaicans who were purchasing our Passports( you see we don't need VISAs to enter many western countries).

Now what else you have to release from those ganja stained teeth of yours>>??

cute_N_hot:

e-baby
can't she defend herself?

i'm going to leave her alone now.
she'll be ranting all night now. hahahahaha

You bat, ask around Islander will rip your useless heart out,

Bully beef people, Oxtail and rice and peas( the only thing you all claim you can cook) tons of coconut freaking juice,

Maybe one day when your $$$$ is worth something I will invite you to visit my beautiful islands, Until such time, scram BAT,