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mr ferlie:
oga seun, happy birthday to you ! I wish you a long and prosperous year on earth.
from: ferlie, adura ngba, wadomi, ma doe pa.

Yes sir confession is a form of therapy. Maybe I may advise my girl muki differently now,

@Reverend Crazy, I am waiting for the official commencement of the prayer sha,

crazykid:
It's his birthday so let's forget about all he has done and wish him a happy birth day

Let me pray about it first,

davidylan:
its not even worth debating anymore, don't decieve yourself all those are now my inalienable rights. plus milking too!

Neelsel has vacate the "building"  Mama I am coming home right now oo, porque el dueno la vaca queiro a me leche

@Y'all, this game is very simple. List ONE word that when it is spelt backwards remains the same. Remember, only ONE so that the next person can fall right in.


Level

davidylan:
trust me she can't even wait any longer.

You just lost out on that pot of Peleau,

Volcano trekking for you. No scuba diving, forget that too. And most importantly, No wining

Today, I am tired of working these long ass hours man. USA is a slave driving country. I miss home,


WWTLT u wanted to kick your supervisor where it really hurts??

davidylan:
you know all that wont be for free eh?

ohhhhh, am gonna tell your mama,

1. I have to drink at least one pepsi daily,

2. I sustitute pepper sauce for butter on my toast.

3. I can sing like a hummingbird( much better than Omo eko )

4. I am an avid admirer of Fidel Castro. Had a crush on him as a kid.

5. I am a shopaholic, HELP!!

davidylan:
for my sake mami

A pot of egusi soup, pepper-pot, jalof rice and stew, and I may even take him to the islands,

davidylan:
say something nice to oga admin at least for today sweetie

When he unbans Neelsel, but until then Nada Papi.

@topic

crazy, who cares??

"Pimpin all over the world" by Ludacris ft Valentino for my friend Babaluku, HapPy BiRtHdAy 2 ya,

babaluku:
today is my BIRTHDAY, and no1 seems to care even my so called FRIENDS, which u and omo oko are,

You of all persons know I wouldn't have deliberately missed your birthday. C'mon,

I have lots of things taking care of that's all.

Having said all that. Cumpleanos feliz mi amigo.

May you live to see Many many more( chat with u later)

@Ayefelle,
What seems to be the problem here? Why all this venom?

@Omo,
Check my YIM NOW. We need to talk,

Omo Eko:
Tell him to go eat shit

Now that's just mean ,

@topic,

I don't have any intentions of meeting any, other than the[b] Choosen 3, [/b],  OCM, Omo, Cutey & Muki

@Omo Eko, what is happening here


@topic
"Stay" by John Legend for MikeyTeddy

"Lean On me" dedicated to Omo Eko, Mukina and Cute Ass, My three dumplings,

I have heard of Tara, but I use Tally Young's products here in the US. I met her once at her fifth ave store. Nigerians should really be proud of this woman. She has some really great products on the market.

I enjoy eating in my bathroom (yes it is spanking clean)

I hate two-faced bitches with a passion, NL is filled with so many of them.

I am a John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Bill Patterson, Sidney Sheldon freak, (yes I read more than I eat)

I am addicted to my sidekick( ask Omo eko)

I am very blunt and do not think twice about putting morons in their respective places,

May the good Lord keep you during this trialous time. I pray that justice would be serve. I know how difficult it is to lose a parent. I lost my father a few years ago and it still hurts like hell.

Relish on the wonderful times spent with your mom. Practise all those values she bestowed upon you. Remember all the good times you two spent. With time, it becomes much easier.

May God bless you and your entire family and may He continually comfort you all. Take care,,

Thank God for sending three exceptionally beautiful and wonderful persons in my life.  Over the past months we have grown closer and have shared everything, from our first period to our crushes; from our likes to our dislikes. We laugh together, cry together and at times have even fought each other.  The good thing is that even when we are mad at each other, we have remained faithful. Even when I am being a hardass bitch, you guys, especially Cute-Ass remains the level headed among us, always intervening to ensure that we remain intact.

I thank God for Nairaland even though the Admin can be a "pain-in-the-ass" most of the times. You see, if it were not for Nairaland, those three people I have just mentioned would have never met me and vice versa.

To my darlings, Cute-ass, Omo Eko and Mukina. NOthing nor NO ONE can separate us.  We are friends for life, I love you girls in the same manner that I love my siblings.  I cannot wait to take you all to my beautiful islands. To scale our Volcano, scuba dive, jump in a Mas band, dance to calypso and soca, go rock fishing, and most importantly to meet the my family; your family.

Keep on holding your heads up high. Remember the sky is your limit.

Me quiero mis amigas muy mucho, 

babaluku:
is that spanish or french?

ROFLMFAO,

@topic

i am missing my blankie, it's in the laundry forgot to dry it. Now I am unable to sleep,

mr ferlie:
1 I love women with heavy boobs
2 I love sex
3 I am an axe man.
4 My other names are : ferlie, adura ngba, obowunmi, ferlia, okoatiobo
5 I love apala music.

Thank God my dear Mukina ran far far away,

@topic

1. I am addicted to mangoes and tamarinds,

2. I am very down-to-earth and loving, yet can be a hardass bitch when pushed,

3. I am a workaholic

4. I drive like a madwoman, and still haven't gotten a ticket

5. I will give a kidney to save the lives of my friends, and that's a fact,

In bed last time I really didn't think much.had too much on my mind,

It did however crossed my mind that "all that glitters isnt always gold", and sometimes even when you think you know who people really are, you really dont, But such is life,

kulaShaker:
Island queen
yeah love sucks . _{Yes to what you are thinking but i'll tell you sometime}

Yes it does,

PS, I am running now, a client comes in the next 10mins, Buzz me later on YIM, Take care.

kulaShaker:
i am currently single, have been in many relationships and want to stay single for now because i caught the love bug ONCE and it sucked me like a leech and left me dry, so now i am on empty waiting[b], hoping i meet a girl [/b] that understands me and loves me more , cause i don't think i want to love someone more than they love me again. _{THINKING ''SHIT i am spilling my heart on Nairaland , oh well fuk it , it's therapy''}

:oNow are you what I am thinking?? Anyway it really doesn't matter. You seem to be a good soul

c'mon let it out, talking about the problem is the best way to mend the problem

denex:
First off, I think I have to address the Sigmund Freud issue.
Freud was a great psychologist and many of his theories are still taught and applied today. However, I believe his undoing was his opinionated attempt to tie every condition to sex. Obviously[b], our friend fstranger was hearing about Freud for the very first time yet, all the same, he felt he had an opinion already. FULLSTOP.[/b]

He sure as hell didn't act that way(Fstranger). Maybe he should have simply voiced that instead of trying to be a pig, But I enjoy restraining pigs, It has always been my pleasure,

Freud at times scared me, His theories did not go down too well with many of us. Especially those coming from different ethnic backgrounds. All the same we had to learn them, your grades depended on madmen like himself.