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mr ferlie:
I will keep trying till she gives me[b] attention[/b].

There lies the crust of your problem, ATTENTION, that's what you are lacking.
Too bad, she won't be able to help.

I suggest to book a visit to Dr. Phil, he has been known to assist people suffering from similar dysfuctions,
Best of Luck!!

Dr. Dre:
Go and drag her yourself or are your own hands on vacation?

Drag who? Look! maybe you are in the habit of dragging your girls, but this one would NEVER be dragged. She has class. She shall be carried by that special someone. And it won't be that Mr. Ferlie guy.

mr ferlie:
where is mukina2 plz?

Here with me,
It's for her protection,

mr ferlie:
@ islander, i need a virgin, can u get one for me.

I have one, but I am saving her for an Island brother. Lo siento muy mucho,

Mr. ferlie,
You are fighting a losing battle, trust me,

mr ferlie:
is omo eko virgin too?

Mr. Ferlie
you really need a virgin, eh?

Mr. Ferlie,
Please take this your infatuation elsewhere. I am very serious. She is NOT available, well atleast to you   ,

If you insist, please meet me in my office. I will need to see the following:

1. Proof of birth, residency etc
2. Bank statements, assets, (including all stocks and bonds)
3. Inheritance
4. Medical bill of health

mr ferlie:
i want a natural one

Try the Convent, and even there I heard the priests are having their way with the sisters. All the best!!

Omo Eko:
Omo is back after a long ass vacation at the asylum , but pray i don't go kolomental soon

Btw have you seen that old rotten baba called Dr fake Kit

ROFLMSAO!!

Last I heard he was doing his residency at the local fowl farm,

mr ferlie:
islander, are you a virgin bc i am one

Yes! I am reconstructed one ,

degubi:
@Islander
I want to marry a virgin man, Seeing that men who aren't virgin are wailing about marrying virgin ladies, so why can't a lady demand that her mate be a virgin too.
What is good for the geese is definitely better for the gander,

my sister u have spoken well, if we demand the best from others then we should not expect less from ourselves.

Gracias mi amigo muy mucho, 
There is certainly a hightened level of double standard with regards to this Virgin thing,

Naija*girl:
@islander,abi o

You are too much. Always cracking me up

Naija*gal:
i wont even call naija police that r unreliable.i'll arrange 4 thugs 2 beat d idiot silly.

ROFLMSAO.
That's the spirit, When the law fails, you take matters into your hands

I want to marry a virgin man, Seeing that men who aren't virgind are wailing about marrying virgin ladies, so why can't a lady demand that her mate be a virgin too.
What is good for the geese is definitely better for the gander.

"How do I breathe" by mario

"Do you ever" by Ne-Yo

I-man:
Of course. . if you slap him back,theoretically,you have committed a crime and will have lost your opportunity.

Says who?
You watch me "add fire to fury", in the end let's see the NYPD is going to believe,

Home and my dad (RIP)

@topic,
I will slap his ass back, call the cops then sue him for every cent he's not worth, And I am dead serious

knotty:
islander, please can you grant me a peek at your suit? joo.

As long as u are wearing those laser protected eyewear, hands and feet bond and mouth sealed,

According to the reknown psychologist Errickson, "children who are deprived of attention at an early age, grow up to be unhappy, hateful and unsettled"
I suggest those who fall under this category check themselves out, rather than making a nuisance of themselves.

@Omo and Ayefele , donte estas? Llame lo antes posible.

@Dr. Kitty ,

I have not seen you around for some time now, and my medication has ran out. Please report to my ward or else, I will forever be a kolomental case .

@Ayefele,
have you seen Omo eko? I last heard she checked herself out of the asylum,

davidylan:
lol ask islander! It's her fault i now speak a smattering of spanish.

Asi! Asi! Papi,
Now there is "street spanish" eg KoKoye, guagua, and then there is real spanish(like what we do during tutoring )
No ceer todo usted ior

@Proverbial,
I wasn't able to thoroughy examine your post, but will as soon as I return from taking care of some errands. Thanks for the research though( I am killing two birds with one stone, have a research paper due )

@Davidylan and I-man,
What a garn, u to ran out of zinc?
I am waiting oo.

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Nairaland, No permanent friend; No permanent foe, ROFLMAO

bennieman:
The ideal man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, does not stay out late into the night , in short, does not exist.

Exactly my point,

My birthday suit

davidylan:
mami, he says once lost it can never be regained. Reconstructed virginity is an illusion.

Papi, thanks for the clarification. However, I am a virgin in my own right .

Naija*gal:
islander,u be real islander o!

yes o

T-babie:
I am still a virgin ,16yrs of age and i am very proud of it.i want my one and only love to disvirgin me on our weeding night.remember the virginity of a woman is her dignity.

That's great sweetie, hold on to it and don't listen to no one. I should have done the same, turned 21 and believed I was grown. All that got me was a huge heart break that took years to mend

davidylan:
Some time ago Bill Gates complained about the US decision to place a cap on work visas for skilled workers. While skilled workers looking for a decent chance to contribute to the US economy are denied such opportunities, the banana-picking mexican is busy demanding legal papers to continue picking more bananas and depending on welfare.

Ok papi,
Now the skills I made mention of a couple of posts ago are not at all "banana picking" or "domesticated". I was refering to the educated ones who held prestigious positions in their land of birth.  Of course I am against just offering citizenship to those who are here without anything substantial to offer. Again let me reiterate here that as long as the immigrant can be an asset, why not capitalise on that.

Now with regards to the welfare scenario, c'mon you and I know who really benefit from that.  And you know it's not the illegal aliens.

Another factor worthy of note is that, illegal immigration transcends way beyond the issue of border-crossing Mexicans.  There are large numbers of undocumented aliens from all parts of the world.  Also we must not forget that there are immigrants here, who although did not enter the country illegally, fall under the same bracket so to speak.

@Proverbial and I-Man, I heard you guys loud and clear, and while I agree with certain arguments you both have presented, I am still of the opinion that there are illegal aliens that should be afforded the opportunity to become legal residents.

I-man:
All the skilled workers the country needs can be obtained by means of legal immigration.The problem is that if you reward law breakers for their unlawful acts,you set a bad precedent.

I am not refuting your statement. I am simply saying that since it would be impossible to deport those already here, why not capitalise on whatever skills they came with and benefit from that in the long run??

Ok, guys I see a trend developing here and nothing turns me on more than a healthy debate. Unfortunately, my metro is heading for the underground, but I shall be back,

proverbial:
abi o David, that's what I said.

Islander check this out by the way:

"When your home is repeatedly being broken into by thieves and worse, you get them OUT of your house by arresting them and removing them from your premises. You then install a very good alarm and security system so that they cannot enter again without being immediately identified, arrested, and removed before they do any harm at all. You DO NOT allow them to remain in your home, call them family, and THEN install the alarm system, after giving the thieves your passcode to deactivate it "temporarily"."

Before I attempt to provide an answer. Are you refering to illegal aliens as thieves? If so, this is preposterous since we all know that many of these people are harmless and only came here to make an honest living.

Again Proverbial, I say yes to legalising aliens who have something to offer. For those who would add further burden to be economy( like many of its lazy unproductive nationals) then I have a problem.

PS> Great scenario, however, I have seen them as hard working working people and not menaces to society,