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FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2007
What the heck does Feminism has to do with Men who cannot or are too damn lazy to help themselves around the kitchenhuh
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 4:35pm On Jun 11, 2007
mukina2:
unmarried girl yeah but no way am i going to be used angry if he wants to eat let him find the kitchen angry

econimic sense, physics sense biology sense i don't care angry let him go find a slave angry

@ Islander wink
Ok, I was going to post, then I changed my mind, Go girl,

BTW, can my Tally cook? Because I hate a useless lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 4:32pm On Jun 11, 2007
mukina2:
oya go and marry a white girl angry no one's holding your hand tongue

women are meant to be pampered and spoilt, cheesy

if its her choice to go into the kitchen appreciate it, if she doesnt want to, hire a cook tongue

@ richy
50-50 tongue he cooks, i do when i feel like tongue
WORD,
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 2:31pm On Jun 11, 2007
mobbi_06:
islander, islander, islander. just thot i'd let you know that you're one hell of an ass whooping
mama. take no prisoners, i like that.but i gotta ask u something.
Is your ass always on fire!!!
No honey, just when morons come at me for no apparant reason. Then I get fired up wink wink wink.

Attack me all you want ( freedown of speech is welcome) but not for nonsense.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 1:04am On Jun 10, 2007
Imani:
Debosky has an eye for the ladies. Thought you would have noticed that. He is the type of person that can easily marry a dozen women with no hassle grin

You can have him to yourself, he is all yours wink
After the way I see him running loose here Imani I don't know if I can hold him down sad sad sad, anyway I hope he knows I don't get jealous, instead I get even wink wink
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 4:01am On Jun 09, 2007
mukina2:
love is for the ones that fall for it angry   angry   angry

love = heartbreak, tears and pain .i am very much allergic to pain, so love can fall on other doorsteps not on mine angry angry angry
Smally calm down kiss


@Debo
So you mean to tell me after me don give u all dat wining lesson, you now think it fair to go practice with Imani??

Awe! buoy,  Men cry cry cry cry

That's why am ONLY wining with Mr.Jack Rabbit wink
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 1:40am On Jun 09, 2007
ROFLMSAO,

Heifer you had me driving up and down Flatbush looking for one of your peers to interpret all that gibberish you just typed, guess what? They were all in awe,

But my trip there wasn't in vain. Now close your eyes, I have a surprize for you. As I was turning on Ditmas, I saw this Korean guy discarding of some boxes and immediately you sprang to mind. So I went looking. And guess what goat? Yippee!!! I found an entire case of expired bleach creame and some worned out weave and wigs. Girl, I couldn't let them be. I had to collect them for you.

Anyway, since I don't visit projects you will have to make alternative arrangement to pick them up.  C'mon girl, they are all free of cost. On moi,

And I curse George Bush and those who came before him to allow liabilities like yourself to come and suck the economy dry.

Now go and learn a trade since obviously intellectually you are a bat.  Hey, I tld your love-vendor earlier that he should introduce you to a vocational center. Maybe you will excel at cake baking and decorating and needlework.

LMAO, Now run you crayfish, and don't ever start anything you cannot finish,
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 7:38pm On Jun 08, 2007
OMG!! The "queen" of Ebonics is back,

Shouldn't that be, you're and NOT your?
Well since we failed to correct our obvious lack of intelligence reagarding our "mother tongue", leaves me wondering why the heck did we even bother crossing the Atlantic.
Me duela la cabeza por mal grammatica en este NL, cry
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 11:21am On Jun 08, 2007
@Infested
The last time I checked gyms did nothing for ugliness, Oh! Oh!. I got it, you went "stalking"? Great job.

Now I am running out, have to make that "greens", but before I do just a word of advice, Get a job, and take Sarafina along. Maybe she can enroll in some needlework or cake-making classes.

Running now, this beautiful troll doesn't want to keep her clients waiting, Now eat your heart out, If you behave I may send you a gift(monetary) this weekend, Lard i ginne die,
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 3:23am On Jun 08, 2007
debosky:
that nah problem mami, I'm going to buy an practise from tomorrow. wink
Dats ma buoy, Now if you need further instructions you know just where to find me, bowing out now, have to knead that dough boy,
nuff luv, respect,,,,
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 3:17am On Jun 08, 2007
Machel is the winer of ALL winers, So let's start small but think even bigger wink wink wink,

Buy a hollahoop papi, and start to practice the circular motions, trust me they will come in handy later on,,,,
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 3:08am On Jun 08, 2007
debosky:
when I raise it up and ya back it up, da wining moves from highway to dancefloor boomba wink
seems like we are going to have to get a few lessons in before i fly you ah yard. last ting me want is to tek you fo a jammin an u carn jam, what ah stress, rhatid,


anyway we ginne try,, yo go larn, yo must larn buoy,,,,
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 3:04am On Jun 08, 2007
debosky:
I nah just hav mouth. I'm gon wind ya till da dawn a break, just u wait wink
lard hav mercy, dis buoy tink me ah weak hart, OK,, me hope wen yo drop from winerism yo nah blame me, coz me did warn yo brethren,


"tremble it and raise it up, raise it up, raise it up" ahhhhh, can't wait to ketch yo pon de highway, cheesy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 2:58am On Jun 08, 2007
debosky:
If we wine pon de river, you'll fall in lust for the third time mami, Vincentian stylee tongue
did i hear somethinghuh??

Ok, I thought so,

mouth mek fuh talk, but ah hope u have action to bak it up, wink
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Islander(f): 2:54am On Jun 08, 2007
@topic
Not sure about ever being in LOVE, but I did fall hopelessly in LUST, twice cry cry cry cry grin
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 2:45am On Jun 08, 2007
@f.uck truck, holiday food, LOL
How dare you come here correcting other people's grammar, when your spelling and grammar can cause cancerhuh
You Ebonics major, didn't they teach you anything in your village, other than how to f.cuk??

Look heifer, I was done with your runny cunny ass, until you came asking for more. Now buckle your seatbelt, it is going to be a bumpy ride bitch//
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 2:31am On Jun 08, 2007
@brooklyn notorious f.cuk truck

Am back,  I went making my dough( wished I could have said the same for you)

You stink slack pussy, guess what? they have reconstructive surgery for your type, why don't you try it? Then again they have cut back on Medicaide for refugees cry cry cry cry cry

Next time you go crying, why not shed some extra tears for your infested pussy,  germs( std's) have over taken it.  Young girl, no womb. YOu should have listened when I warned you about f.cuking too early and with many different candidates. NOw look what you did to God's wonderful creation,  such a shame,

I am heading to my tub,  be right back project babe,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 12:59am On Jun 08, 2007
@stinking batty Ogd whatever,

Who the hell let you out of your dirty hut?

Welcome, you came a bit too late, because am about to have my dinner( yes nourishing too) But I shall be back.

You didn't make enough money selling your stinking Kaka hole today? Well maybe you should try selling coconuts instead. Don't come meddling wolves if you are arfaid of dogs, asshole,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:33pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
lol islander, i'm right here poo kiss.
my love for you is undying.
Mongrel,
I don't need your sarcasm here, take it elsewhere.

Next time you encounter an Islander, runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, We bark and bite hard,

PS. Indisposed, I have money to make, But it will be locked away from slippery fingers as yours so don't even bother trying to scam me, Yahoo Yahoo, cry cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:26pm On Jun 07, 2007
fe_mi:
@Islander
u dey fight person
Whatever that means, YES
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:21pm On Jun 07, 2007
Where is the #1 Buller in the Land, Fetuki, ?

I am looking for him and his crew,

Come on down, am waiting,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:11pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
kiss
Keep that too. I take personal hygiene very seriously, When was your last dental appointmenthuh [s]oppps, you do have health insurance right??[/s]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:06pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
ayefele, yah i've decided to stop. do me a favor tho, since she duzn't want to b my girlfriend cry.
kindly try to court her, i don't want pretty babes to end up as dykes getting Love Machine'd when they can get the real thang.
RAther f.uck a didlo any day than you, I would drench my pussy with acid if the likes of you near my pweety cat, for real
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:59pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
ayefele, i did stop now. just try & counsel your mad-dog. put it back on its leash.
Who untied herhuh
Last time I checked she was happily basking in  the sun, until you came along with your bitch tagging. Now that she has been pumped up, let her bite, you man-skettel, stop whoring your butt. I won't be able to take you swimming on my islands, for with that huge hole in your ass you shall surely sink,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:55pm On Jun 07, 2007
Make peace reignn with whom??
What were you drinking?

Not in this life nor the next one to come,

Fekuti is a fungus that needs to be eradicated from society,  Because of him and his accomplice bknl nappyheaded ho, Nigerians continue to bear blame for every illegal thing done around the world.

To ALL my Haters, F.UCK off, and I mean it.

AND i see that My GPA is really giving you upset stomach. Afterall it was earned and not bought ( am not from your part of the world cry cry
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 9:52pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
yawwwwwwwwwns

farts
boring. cool
where is the "fire" you came with earlier??LOLOLOLOLOL

STop barking mongrel, bite , bite,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:48pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
i don't know what rabbies are, but i know i don't have 'em.
either way you 2 dykes can lick each other while i watch.
My tutor doesn't know what rabbies ishuhhuhhuhhuhhuh? My good Lord,

@ All bunch of f.ucking 2faced bitches and heifers.

NEWSFLASH!!!
I have wired my YIM and phone lines, so better stay the hell away,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:43pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
hey the merrier. i'd love to have a 3some with your lesbian in crime.
Even my Jack Rabbit refuses to f.uck you, for fear of rabbies,
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 9:37pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
HATEEEEEEEEE?

*dials 911
omg she's lost it. cry
this is my last post addressing you by the way. meheheheh booo. kiss hahahaha hate. see, i knew i had done some psychological damage to you.
you should try out for comedy central, not sure if they allow illegals in. Damage to mehuh Give up BOY, You have been crying wolf for the past 12 hrs, no luck in that department, Now I still want to send you the dictionary and the DR. Suess's, they are great toys for delayed kids like you, Hey, the great news is you can share them with your cell mate bkln ho, Kudos!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:33pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
island girl how many times must you say that hun, the momma jokes are old now, i already told you. i'd never disrespect your mom like you're disrespecting mine by the way, i know better.

i can help you re-construct your mannerisms so that we can get married and live happily ever after. kiss i love you baybee.
No NO Men like you have already killed any inclination I ever had for marriage, I rather invest in a Jack Rabbit,

I worked hard for all that I have accomplished.  So free loaders like you can throw your nets elsewhere, crooks
EducationRe: Students: What's Your GPA? by Islander(f): 9:30pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
ayefele of course, se u kno i've always wanted to act embarassed

@islandgirl
jah rastafari yeeeee monnnnn. lmao.
fyi: God never takes a month off, my lord is always @ work.
For the last time, refrain from mentioning my username. I do not like you. I rarely tell people, especially those I have never met, this but I HATE your ass, Now get back to carjacking and robbing helpless old ladies,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2007
fekuti:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*runs away, islander the foul-smellng guinea pig is here, damnn it
Mummy's reject, aren't you tired insulting your motherhuh I know she didn't do a great job, but at least give her some credit for carrying around waste material for 9 and a half months, cry Gosh!!!

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