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What the heck does Feminism has to do with Men who cannot or are too damn lazy to help themselves around the kitchen ![]() |
mukina2:Ok, I was going to post, then I changed my mind, Go girl, BTW, can my Tally cook? Because I hate a useless ![]() |
mukina2:WORD, |
mobbi_06:No honey, just when morons come at me for no apparant reason. Then I get fired up .Attack me all you want ( freedown of speech is welcome) but not for nonsense. |
Imani:After the way I see him running loose here Imani I don't know if I can hold him down , anyway I hope he knows I don't get jealous, instead I get even ![]() |
mukina2:Smally calm down @Debo So you mean to tell me after me don give u all dat wining lesson, you now think it fair to go practice with Imani?? Awe! buoy, Men That's why am ONLY wining with Mr.Jack Rabbit ![]() |
ROFLMSAO, Heifer you had me driving up and down Flatbush looking for one of your peers to interpret all that gibberish you just typed, guess what? They were all in awe, But my trip there wasn't in vain. Now close your eyes, I have a surprize for you. As I was turning on Ditmas, I saw this Korean guy discarding of some boxes and immediately you sprang to mind. So I went looking. And guess what goat? Yippee!!! I found an entire case of expired bleach creame and some worned out weave and wigs. Girl, I couldn't let them be. I had to collect them for you. Anyway, since I don't visit projects you will have to make alternative arrangement to pick them up. C'mon girl, they are all free of cost. On moi, And I curse George Bush and those who came before him to allow liabilities like yourself to come and suck the economy dry. Now go and learn a trade since obviously intellectually you are a bat. Hey, I tld your love-vendor earlier that he should introduce you to a vocational center. Maybe you will excel at cake baking and decorating and needlework. LMAO, Now run you crayfish, and don't ever start anything you cannot finish, |
OMG!! The "queen" of Ebonics is back, Shouldn't that be, you're and NOT your? Well since we failed to correct our obvious lack of intelligence reagarding our "mother tongue", leaves me wondering why the heck did we even bother crossing the Atlantic. Me duela la cabeza por mal grammatica en este NL, |
@Infested The last time I checked gyms did nothing for ugliness, Oh! Oh!. I got it, you went "stalking"? Great job. Now I am running out, have to make that "greens", but before I do just a word of advice, Get a job, and take Sarafina along. Maybe she can enroll in some needlework or cake-making classes. Running now, this beautiful troll doesn't want to keep her clients waiting, Now eat your heart out, If you behave I may send you a gift(monetary) this weekend, Lard i ginne die, |
debosky:Dats ma buoy, Now if you need further instructions you know just where to find me, bowing out now, have to knead that dough boy, nuff luv, respect,,,, |
Machel is the winer of ALL winers, So let's start small but think even bigger , Buy a hollahoop papi, and start to practice the circular motions, trust me they will come in handy later on,,,, |
debosky:seems like we are going to have to get a few lessons in before i fly you ah yard. last ting me want is to tek you fo a jammin an u carn jam, what ah stress, rhatid, anyway we ginne try,, yo go larn, yo must larn buoy,,,, |
debosky:lard hav mercy, dis buoy tink me ah weak hart, OK,, me hope wen yo drop from winerism yo nah blame me, coz me did warn yo brethren, "tremble it and raise it up, raise it up, raise it up" ahhhhh, can't wait to ketch yo pon de highway, ![]() |
debosky:did i hear something ??Ok, I thought so, mouth mek fuh talk, but ah hope u have action to bak it up, ![]() |
@topic Not sure about ever being in LOVE, but I did fall hopelessly in LUST, twice ![]() |
@f.uck truck, holiday food, LOL How dare you come here correcting other people's grammar, when your spelling and grammar can cause cancer ![]() You Ebonics major, didn't they teach you anything in your village, other than how to f.cuk?? Look heifer, I was done with your runny cunny ass, until you came asking for more. Now buckle your seatbelt, it is going to be a bumpy ride bitch// |
@brooklyn notorious f.cuk truck Am back, I went making my dough( wished I could have said the same for you) You stink slack pussy, guess what? they have reconstructive surgery for your type, why don't you try it? Then again they have cut back on Medicaide for refugees Next time you go crying, why not shed some extra tears for your infested pussy, germs( std's) have over taken it. Young girl, no womb. YOu should have listened when I warned you about f.cuking too early and with many different candidates. NOw look what you did to God's wonderful creation, such a shame, I am heading to my tub, be right back project babe, |
@stinking batty Ogd whatever, Who the hell let you out of your dirty hut? Welcome, you came a bit too late, because am about to have my dinner( yes nourishing too) But I shall be back. You didn't make enough money selling your stinking Kaka hole today? Well maybe you should try selling coconuts instead. Don't come meddling wolves if you are arfaid of dogs, asshole, |
fekuti:Mongrel, I don't need your sarcasm here, take it elsewhere. Next time you encounter an Islander, runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, We bark and bite hard, PS. Indisposed, I have money to make, But it will be locked away from slippery fingers as yours so don't even bother trying to scam me, Yahoo Yahoo, |
fe_mi:Whatever that means, YES |
Where is the #1 Buller in the Land, Fetuki, ? I am looking for him and his crew, Come on down, am waiting, |
fekuti:Keep that too. I take personal hygiene very seriously, When was your last dental appointment [s]oppps, you do have health insurance right??[/s] |
fekuti:RAther f.uck a didlo any day than you, I would drench my pussy with acid if the likes of you near my pweety cat, for real |
fekuti:Who untied her ![]() Last time I checked she was happily basking in the sun, until you came along with your bitch tagging. Now that she has been pumped up, let her bite, you man-skettel, stop whoring your butt. I won't be able to take you swimming on my islands, for with that huge hole in your ass you shall surely sink, |
Make peace reignn with whom?? What were you drinking? Not in this life nor the next one to come, Fekuti is a fungus that needs to be eradicated from society, Because of him and his accomplice bknl nappyheaded ho, Nigerians continue to bear blame for every illegal thing done around the world. To ALL my Haters, F.UCK off, and I mean it. AND i see that My GPA is really giving you upset stomach. Afterall it was earned and not bought ( am not from your part of the world |
fekuti:where is the "fire" you came with earlier??LOLOLOLOLOL STop barking mongrel, bite , bite, |
fekuti:My tutor doesn't know what rabbies is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ? My good Lord, @ All bunch of f.ucking 2faced bitches and heifers. NEWSFLASH!!! I have wired my YIM and phone lines, so better stay the hell away, |
fekuti:Even my Jack Rabbit refuses to f.uck you, for fear of rabbies, |
fekuti:you should try out for comedy central, not sure if they allow illegals in. Damage to me Give up BOY, You have been crying wolf for the past 12 hrs, no luck in that department, Now I still want to send you the dictionary and the DR. Suess's, they are great toys for delayed kids like you, Hey, the great news is you can share them with your cell mate bkln ho, Kudos!!! |
fekuti:No NO Men like you have already killed any inclination I ever had for marriage, I rather invest in a Jack Rabbit, I worked hard for all that I have accomplished. So free loaders like you can throw your nets elsewhere, crooks |
fekuti:For the last time, refrain from mentioning my username. I do not like you. I rarely tell people, especially those I have never met, this but I HATE your ass, Now get back to carjacking and robbing helpless old ladies, |
fekuti:Mummy's reject, aren't you tired insulting your mother I know she didn't do a great job, but at least give her some credit for carrying around waste material for 9 and a half months, |
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