₦airaland Forum

kitaun:
@ISLANDER

DO You HAVE ANY AVERSION TO USING SPELLCHECKER?

P.S UR TENSES INTRIGUE ME NO END TOO

STOP CONTRACDICTING URSELF, THIS AINT ABOUT SARCASM, You R TIRED, GO TOUCH URSELF!


P.S AM MY OWN DOC

I[b] need a spellchecker for my tenses?? Lord buoy I ginne die, Don't kill me, I still have to see 2 more clients.

Look pops, every Nigerian I come across is a doctor and their daddy a Chief( spare my beautiful ass all this drama)

And Once more Kituan, you have nothing on Neelsel. she's way out of your league. I told you before I don't mingle with ugly people, neither do I associate with anything darker than my pocket books and/or stilettoes,[/b]

ayefele200:
@islander\
will be logging off in some mins, MACYS is having a huge sale today want to check some things up

@kitaun
if u wouldnt mind drop off your addres may be i can branch the DOLLAR STORE and get your entire family so things FOR FATHER'S DAY,

FATHER'S DAY gifts for Kituan? Shouldn't that be GRandfather's day

kitaun:
@STAR01

WHAT DID You SAY UR GPA WAS AGAIN?

@ISLANDER

You ARE LOST FOR LIFE!!!

You BEEN PLANNING FOR ME SINCE DECEMBER?

NOW, You REALIZE I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING YOU AND UR FOOLISH WAYS

You R SICK, UR DOCTOR HIMSELF NEEDS TO BE CHECKED!

You HAD TO WAIT 6 MOTHS TO GET REVENGE?

LORD OF LORDS!!!

kitaun:
T[b]HE ISSUE HERE IS SIMPLE;

WHY WAS ISLANDER PISSED AT FINDING OUT THAT KITAUN AND FYNEWAKA WERE/FRIENDS?

BLOODY INSTIGATORS!!! ALWAYS WISHING TO SEE CYBERWARS . . .NICOMPOOPS!!

ONLY FOOLISH PEOPLE LIKE NEELSEL GO PARANOID OVER OTHER PEOPLE'S AFFAIRS!!!

THE FACT IS; WE HAD BEEN FRIENDS SINCE MONTHS AGO , EVEN WHEN SOME SAW US AS ENEMIES HERE , WE WERE 2GEDA ON SOME ISSUES, EVEN WITH RAZORR, SO WHY THE SUDDEN ERECTIONS AND LIBIDINOUS INFLAMMATIONS BEING EXHIBITED HERE?[/b]

kitaun:
@NEELSEL

TRY MAKE SENSE PLS!!

UR LAST POST SEEMED LIKE You HAD TAKEN A FAST DOSE OF PARAGA . . . LOCAL GIN IF You WANNA KNOW?[/b]

kitaun:
@STAR01

You MAKE ME LAFF!!

I DON DEY TRAVEL EVER B4 UR SORRY ASS WAS BORN!!!

SO WHAT THE PUNKERS ARE You TALKING ABOUT?




[b]@ISLANDER

AM SURE You AINT TRYING TO ACT THE TUTOR, I WOULD QUICKLY ADD;

NOT ON YOUR MISERABLE LIFE WOULD You HAVE THE GUMPTION TO CORRECT ME

IMAGINE THE GRAMMATICAL DYSFUNCTIONS You DISPLAY IN SPURTING UR BUNKUM

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fynewaka:
I'm off bye. 2 morrow

kitaun:
@Islander

WHAT CAN I SAY?

You ARE DONE FOR!!!

EVERONE THINKS You ARE PARANOID!!!

WHAT A BAD FINISHING FOR SOMEONE THAT SEEMED TO HAVE STARTED WELL

kitaun:
I can't imagine what this idiotic bitch iSLANDER thinks she is, casting NAIJA IN BAD LIGHT?

THUNDER FIRE ALL You NAIJA-HATERS

fynewaka:
Fynewaka does not start what he can't finish, fighting is a part of me.

I would have loved a career in the military

I'm waiting on you two.

So Soon? I will be waiting for you sweetheart the foolish one.

fynewaka:
@Omoeko and Islander

In nigeria, Location does not matter to us. We care zilch about your location and would not hesitate to treat your mess up when you derail.

How I wish you can see me sipping a bottle of chill beer here.

Sorry dudes

fynewaka:
I told you your Waterloo was not far from here.

I'm sick of all these my Island is this and that. . .

Now that your cup is fool, I can see you crying



After watching and hearing all these, you still chose to roll with Nigerians. So what are you loudly gloating about?

fynewaka:
These things don't fool Kitaun, better look for someone else to instigate in the mould of Ayefele.

fynewaka:
I now see I've been dealing with a severe mental case. You've forgotten telling me Star is Ayefele? Do you need the proof? You refused listening to fynewaka, you decided to follow juvenile deliquents like Omoeko and Ayefele _{who never cease to remind me of that notorious armed rubber Oyenusi that was executed at the bar beach}.

I know you are regretting this. Poor girl.

kitaun:
na wa o . . . .

someone's biscuit has been seized o

neelsel, stop crying naw?

whitelexi:
Naaaa, We aint getting nothing rolling, If u were in front of me, i'd physically kick your ass until u have none of it left. Your power na for mouth just like omoeko, well, i'm sorry, i don't have the energy to waste spitting.

whitelexi:
Lol

[size=18pt]Bring the thread down[/size]


I particularly like that line that talks of her profession: i'm a spell checking english pathologist
Wonderful!!! It sounds like, "i'm the senior presidential housemaid's daughter!

fynewaka:
When I said Ayefele and Omoeko were the daftest on nairaland, little did I know there were still depths unsound in daftness that Neelsel aka Islander belonged. Sorry mama, I never mean to hur you. . .(Apologies Slim Shady)

fynewaka:
So, Neelsel finally exhumed you from my Cemetary?

aisha2:
I light a candle for my late mother. I love you with all my heart. I was not your biological child but you loved me so much that no one could tell. I think of you everyday. I am so sad because you did not live to see the success of your childern which you sacrificed so much for and you didnt wait to meet your grandson.He is so smart just as you were. I know i will see you. Miss you so much its a pain in my heart.