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ogbdcm:slot? what or who is that? waist or waste? man am not getting paid for this? I can see Synonyms and antonyms are your worse nightmares. Que la ti ma el feo perro( What a shame ugly dog) Ok, remember I told you not to go anywhere. Heading downstairs, while my virus runs, need to move my truck. Yes mongrel I drive an Escalade. Too bad I cannot take you for a ride, the uglyness on your hedious face may just shatter my windscreen. |
ogbdcm:Educate me dummy. So you people have shrines too, Lord ah ginne die. Well I thought it was just the yahoo yahoo boys I should fear, now this is a whole new aspect that needs to be added to my already long list. dieing?? what is that?? Anyway, get Kitaun or Fynewaka to teach you some grammar, am really having a terrible time trying to figure how what exactly your hands are "stuttering" to write. OK. Let's hope you have enought Niara, because I am about to run a Virus protection on my lappy. Don't go anywhere Shrek, I will be back, |
ogbdcm:Welcome smelly, Show me where I insulted your country. And where have you been so long? I have been waiting for you. Now do me a huge favour, go back and modify all that gibberish you just posted, then I will be able to read and comprehend what exactly you failed to say. Also, My MOTHER( a stalwart in our community) Wished I could have said the same for the Village nappyheaded ho who had no choice but to bore you, since she was advised not to carry out another backstreet abortion. My dad (RIP) the respected Architect. Wished your goat herder dad could have attained what he attained. One day when you have gained enough money I will take you the islands to visit some of his structures. Now fool, what do you have on me NadaYou pray I die and rot in hell? Grow up dog, you sound like those rejected bananas we discard every Thursday at our port, since England refuses to take them. My sisters: Ok. The Nursing Director, The Principal or the Diva?? They are all happily married and financially stabled Now please dog-tone sucker, if you have nothing better to say to me. go back and read the posts before I have to send you into an early retirement. |
@Chief of monkeys, What happened, you mean all that f.ucking and sucking other mens' dicks and yet you still cannot afford a computer? C'mon, don't tell me things are so bad in Nigeria. Your nairas have been exhausted at the cafe Yippeeeee!! I just thought of something. If you so indeed declare the Come back buoy me ah wait fo yo, I cannot stay up too late. Have work tomorrow.Don't keep a lady waiting now. |
kitaun:De nada el feo abuelo. I-man:Such a shame he wasted all his energy listening to such garbage rather than reading, maybe you should start with "Things Fall apart" (it's not such a difficult book and there won't be need for a dictionary) And run you said?? Bat, Islander doesn't run from anyone, Go talk to your "bulling" buddies, they will inform you. |
ChieFoH:Listen to your useless rantings. You sound like a Chinese in India. Please go back to school and beg your teachers to teach you how to utilise the english language and methodology to your advantage. I see another of my "profession haters" have join the cue. Too bad, for while you stay in your mud hut and hyperventilate, am making greens and living large. I can send you something this weekend if you like. How much $US is 1 of your note again ?Now git puppy, I don't roll in fleas. |
ChieFoH:I told you inmate I had errands to run. Now am back. Look under your sofa, there you will find the bitdh. YOUR Mama, The biggest LovePeddler in Nigeria. Your stink infested asshole took too many cocks up your ass. Where do I know you from? You "dutty cup" come bring it on Mongrel. The people here are all blind I now know, still wondering how they can be voting for an uglyass monkey like yourself. Come, you waste-of-labour-pain. You didn't mention my name you said? LIAR, you lying man-ho. oh! yes i suck clean healthy cocks, not the herpes infested one you have been hiding for months and refusing to take to your doctor. BTW. Kit says he's a doctor, maybe he can get you some antibiotics to atleast calm it down since there is no cure for your disease. @Dr.kat, I see you are back at your games. Wow I thought you learnt yesterday. Anyway, come and join your villager. I am waiting ooooo Crone- an ugly withered woman ( like your pal's above mom) Crony- a close friend, ( Kitaun the Dr. what's your point ?) |
ChieFoH:Hey you, small boy, do I know You? Anyway, Neelsel Has no croonies( that's what you meant, right?) Secondly, she does NOT exchange words with minors, especially those who have a difficult time mastering the English language. My comments are reserved for old and grown folks. So please go and complete your yard tasks. I have a few errands to take care of, but I will be back in two hrs depending on traffic. Now git, |
Seun:And what would you know about intimacy gadgets? (you sly fox) @topic, your friend needs to take a bathe between the sea and the river. Something is amiss. |
Words were spoken, now to each its own!! Some marriages really need to be eradicated. It's a shame. Beline:ROFLMAO, You better ran fast ooooooooooooo, Eradication coming, ![]() |
whitelexi:sorry to hear about your pops, and kudos to your mom. envious of you? Naa thought you said Fyne was your pal, ask him he would tell you. This Island girl is a looker, So spare me. I have seen you White, won't give you a second glance. Then again "everybody monkey ah dem pet". Team meeting? ok, ok, am not doubting you ooo. And I will be a good girl as long as morons stay the hell out of my face. Now ga lang, mek me go finish me work-out. |
whitelexi:Awwwwwwwwwwwww, You just cannot get enough of this Island girl eh? Ok, let's make a deal. If you invest some of that money you just boasted about in purchasing a new face, I may sponsor you a trip to enjoy the comfort of my HOME, and my islands. How about that? Lard I ginne die. No No. don't try painting an ugly picture of me now. You were the one who first went down the academic achievement road and I willingly followed. With regards to me being a freak, I don't think you are in any position to answer such. You may need to have a talk with Cas, Only he can attest to that .Oh, OH, Did I tell you that your ranting about owning this and having that is not new to me. I meet your type everyday. They even claim that their dads are chiefs too. .Congrats on your supposedly acceptance into the phd programme. Let's all hope it's not wishful thinking. I detest liars. Anyway, don't start getting swell headed too soon. Your Island nemesis soon come, ah right, me soon come dey so to buoy. Yea yea, you may get paid in pounds and I in US. What matters is how much. Now please you can do much better than that "Whitey" |
whitelexi:I can see you have no brain. You can work and still be in school monkey. And ask around only a greedy pathologist or maybe one who just likes to be over-worked do it full time. Yes you keep stressing that this is your last post, yet you come back, And the so-called friend you claimed to have, don't forget "Shim"was once a part of my clique as well. You came in playfully you said? Aww now lying is an abomination to Jah, quit. I defend my friends all the time, but when they are wrong I let them know. Ask them. I don't jump bandwagons for chills , it's so not in my character. ROFLMSAO, It's funny how your type always come here throwing the domesticated crap at us, the over achievers. Wake up boy, you people are famous for lowering your standards to such demeaning occupations in other peoples back yards. If you need to come at me, please come with something stronger and more meaningful. [b][/b]And again what I make in a month, no about of "bulling" on your part will amount to it. ONCE MORE FOOL. go and question your friend, Neelsel wasn't the one bombarding his IM( until yesterday). He has been crying like a pussy for weeks wanting to find out why my sudden change. You see, I assume after he saw WHAT I looked like, he thought he had struck the jackpot, little did he know I have my own agenda. Remember, I do not roll with ugly people. Now take the "white" away from your username, for even if you submerged yourself in acid, you are still too black to be white. And the Lexus, only if you carjack one you will own. But if you enroll in that class I told you about I may decide to roll you around town in my Escalade. . I told you I am comfortable.Now once more, get lost Instigator ( she was so correct in calling you such, for that's exactly what you are jungle puppy) Oh Oh, Nimcompoop, I told you before I work part time by choice. And yes asshole the third is a Masters, Monkey the previous two are BA's. and yes dumbo bring your 2 BAs and Masters here and see where they will get you. FYI I came with 1 BA from UWI( University of the West Indies) and another from Universidad de Santa Clara, Cuba. So please goat, you have nothing on me Now go purchase some bleaching creame and start using it to remove that blackness. |
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. food for thought. Let me pounder for a bit. I shall be back, |
Advise your sister to dump the cheapstake. Can she survive on LOVE?? |
anabell:such a shame, Anyway most men believe that being verbally abusive is the way to a woman's heart, yet they are here arguing about food ![]() |
whitelexi:Now take that very same advice and move on. That's what you get for involving yourself in matters that do not concern you. FYI, I have 2 degrees from reputable USA colleges( working on my third), and yes I was brought up properly. Yes my dad(RIP) and mom( the stalwart) did an excellent job. However, I would NOT stand by and allow imbellic morons like yourself to walk over me. Hell no. You came here attacking my intelligence, yet you resorted to using ebonics in your posts. Such a contradiction. Anyway I would not waste time arguing about that. At the end of the day, my resume speaks for itself. Floor me?LMSAO. Boy I can track your black ass down in seconds. NEVER underestimate the person behind the keyboards. You never know, Yes YES, probably you make more than me. Last documentary I saw, 419ers have really been cashing in. Que las ti ma. Repent, or hell shall be your final resting place. And again, I am a LADY, but I can be a rebel once prompt. Now get lost, am done with you fool, ( but if you wish to tarry, am all game) |
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whitelexi:Your Fynewowo needs to tell you and his other scumbags the truth. Who doesn't want who on their IMS? LOL, For weeks he has been coming begging as to why I have not been responding to him. Poor guy got frustrated and presented himself here as a vixen. Please ask him, he will tell you. "Neelsel locked Fynewaka off". I have been telling you and your imps repeatedly, I do not associte myself with anything/anyone darker than my stilettoes and pocket books. Awwwwww. my profession, my profession, Why is eating you out refugee? You see, there is much more to the West than hustling. Now, when one has been afforded the opportunity to over-populate another man's land, it is wise that he/she capitalise on whatever opportunities that are offered, as you never know when you will be kicked out. Having said all that, I highly recommend that you enroll yourself in some adult literacy classes and make your village proud. Oh. Guess what? am off today. You see, my job (oh! how I love my job) pays so damn well. As a result I don't need to slave more than 3 days per week. Monkey I am comfortable. If you behave I will sponsor you a desktop, so the need to be spending your food money at a cafe won't be necessary. If you need me, just buzz. I am on the threadmill, but I will kindly report, uglyass. |
mukina2:You are a mess. But I love you no matter what Smally. @Debo and I-Man, I am out. Will come back later, it's a two hour trek home and traffic is a killer, ![]() |
I-man:Didn't I warn you about this your sarcastic approach ? .Being a modern woman has nothing to do with the topic. There are modern women who are excellent cooks. So stop being a pain in our asses nah, .( your pally Debo don lef u here to die alone ) |
I-man:No son, I am right here. The kids can go to Grandma . or easy, pop some mac & cheese in the micro-wave. Or better call Mr. Wong. C'mon you know it's true, so don't get smart with me now ![]() |
I-man:Was never my intentions o, Simple solution to all this trifling brothers, Learn to cook yourselves, so in the event that a sister cannot or blatantly refused to, then you won't have to join the cue here. |
I-man:She cannot cook, so he assists. If she cannot cook, how do you expect her to ![]() ![]() |
I-man:Awwww. Now this is where the union of marriage shall be tested. Now it becomes the man's duty to assist the wife in her short comings. Right ![]() I-Man don't play with me. I need an honest answer, I am already fired up, don't make me have to throw another tantrum ![]() |
My ears are hurting, too many "men" barking up in here. So many faults about us women, yet your very existence depends on us, Get over yourselves. |
@Debo and I-man, go to bed, , You have already stated your claim, she cannot cook thus she's not fit for Tiffany's. Thank God I bought my own ![]() |
kitaun:Get laid ? oh! yea, but not by a monkey like you. Too dark for my liking. Mama would disowned me, |
@Kitaun, Am back, I wrapped up a 30 min session in 15 mins just so I can come and join you. Mama always taught me to respect my elders, Now go back and tell that so-called friend of mine, to kiss my asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Also I have like 4 friends here, and you are at war with. 2 of them. One is at work and the other in the hospital. So there you see, that slowpoke was tricked into believing he/she is my friend. Foolish people, And what does my profession have to do with you and Snazzy? Don't get me fired up now, Mama may have to whip me for being rude to an old man, |
debosky:Bring the wine an come, then u go find dat one dey out, cha |
Kit the pops, This made laugh so hard, I kid you not poor child thought I was going loca la vida on her. Ok, You see I told you Neelsel just have this thing about her where NLders just have to spam their YIMs talking about her. Damn girl, I know I was special, but you people are just making me float on air right now. Ok. OK. Since I am crazy, then I cannot and will not be held accountable for anything I say or do. right? ROFLMAO, I am crazyass, Island girl, YES YES YES, STay far away from this Lunatic, I will bite heads, necks, hands, feet anything that comes in my reach. Now Kitaun take your own advice regarding my mental state and stay the hell away from me and anything that resembles me, |
BTW, it just dawned on me. Who invited Grandpa here? Last time I checked the thread was to solicit the cutest guy on NL, not the grumpiest oldman nor the ugliest monkey, ![]() |
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how come your mun graduated to cats, too bad
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