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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 11:30pm On Jun 13, 2007
ogbdcm:
piggy LovePeddler, i wonder what kind of my waist their hard earned money carrying such a dirty slot. angry
well maybe your price is next to nothing because thats what your worth.

PIGGY LovePeddler ISLANDER tongue
slot? what or who is that?

waist or waste?

man am not getting paid for this? I can see Synonyms and antonyms are your worse nightmares. Que la ti ma el feo perro( What a shame ugly dog)

Ok, remember I told you not to go anywhere. Heading downstairs, while my virus runs, need to move my truck. Yes mongrel I drive an Escalade. Too bad I cannot take you for a ride, the uglyness on your hedious face may just shatter my windscreen.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 11:14pm On Jun 13, 2007
ogbdcm:
u bore me!!!
your sis. the NATIVE DOCTOR with the shrine at ogbogidi, married to one leged CHIMP.
HAHAHA!!!

WAKE UP grin grin grin grin
tell the whole world DRAINED DAD dieing in the shrine grin grin grin
or does the thot of him and what ou both have been through make u cry cry cry
soory dear,
that is how the cookery crumbles grin grin
Educate me dummy. So you people have shrines too, Lord ah ginne die. Well I thought it was just the yahoo yahoo boys I should fear, now this is a whole new aspect that needs to be added to my already long list.

dieing?? what is that??

Anyway, get Kitaun or Fynewaka to teach you some grammar, am really having a terrible time trying to figure how what exactly your hands are "stuttering" to write.

OK. Let's hope you have enought Niara, because I am about to run a Virus protection on my lappy. Don't go anywhere Shrek, I will be back,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2007
ogbdcm:
@islander
shut the mess up. smellin God forsaking bitch with a hole that is rottening up due to weak infested piggy dicks of your dad in your hole every night shocked
have given you enough grace BUT NOW AM READY FOR YOU
i promise you its going to be bloody
AM DA DON OGB D MAGIC WONDA OF NIGERDELTA

never u insult my country angry ;DBITCH angry

i heard the other day your PROSTITUTE mum was caugth sleeping with a pussy cat shocked grin.
too bad shocked i knew her sisters always sleep with bull dogs. cool how come your mun graduated to cats, too bad
no wander she gave birth to derailed psycho, grin grin POOR CHILD.

besides about you and your DAD, grin grin
I'VE GOT ALL THE INFO EVEN PICS to show the public the kind of a family u grew up. no wonder you turned out to the way u did grin grin

You ARE INCARNATE OF A WITCH
I pray u die and rot in hell grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Welcome smelly,

Show me where I insulted your country. And where have you been so long? I have been waiting for you.
Now do me a huge favour, go back and modify all that gibberish you just posted, then I will be able to read and comprehend what exactly you failed to say.

Also, My MOTHER( a stalwart in our community) Wished I could have said the same for the Village nappyheaded ho who had no choice but to bore you, since she was advised not to carry out another backstreet abortion.

My dad (RIP) the respected Architect. Wished your goat herder dad could have attained what he attained. One day when you have gained enough money I will take you the islands to visit some of his structures. Now fool, what do you have on mehuh Nada

You pray I die and rot in hell? Grow up dog, you sound like those rejected bananas we discard every Thursday at our port, since England refuses to take them.

My sisters: Ok. The Nursing Director, The Principal or the Diva?? They are all happily married and financially stabled

Now please dog-tone sucker, if you have nothing better to say to me. go back and read the posts before I have to send you into an early retirement.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:26pm On Jun 13, 2007
@Chief of monkeys,
What happened, you mean all that f.ucking and sucking other mens' dicks and yet you still cannot afford a computer?  C'mon, don't tell me things are so bad in Nigeria.

Your nairas have been exhausted at the cafe cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry. Anyway, I did tell you I was stepping out, you should have atleast saved 100 naira for my return. 

Yippeeeee!! I just thought of something. If you so indeed declare the winner of this Uglytest, I will send you a desktop. Dell has made them affordable, it would be like doing another citizen of earth a huge favour.  Now soliciting men on the internet would become so much easier for you. Hence you will contract AIDS faster and die, so that the other productive ones (myself included, thank you) can go on ruling the world,

Come back buoy me ah wait fo yo,  I cannot stay up too late. Have work tomorrow.Don't keep a lady waiting now.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:19pm On Jun 13, 2007
kitaun:
omo iya mi jooo, ma binu, se o gbo, ti be wink smiley
De nada el feo abuelo.


I-man:
Too much hip hop music grin grin
Such a shame he wasted all his energy listening to such garbage rather than reading, maybe you should start with "Things Fall apart" (it's not such a difficult book and there won't be need for a dictionary)

And run you said?? Bat, Islander doesn't run from anyone, Go talk to your "bulling" buddies, they will inform you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 10:06pm On Jun 13, 2007
ChieFoH:
ok, i  seeeee  shocked shocked shocked Big MaMa Crack Hore Hislander!!! why did u runhuh now look whos calling who an instigator. . .  did i mention your name in thishuh all i asked was a question.

Never mind tho, im prepared because versatility is my individual characteristic, talk bout ma english?  too explicit for u? its understandable, i'll slap u with a dictionary just to hit u with verbs grin grin grin!!!

small boy?  might be little but i'll kick your ass when i spit ballistic angry angry angry  BTICH! angry I'll take u back to school like holidays were over!
Listen to your useless rantings. You sound like a Chinese in India. Please go back to school and beg your teachers to teach you how to utilise the english language and methodology to your advantage.

I see another of my "profession haters" have join the cue. Too bad, for while you stay in your mud hut and hyperventilate, am making greens and living large.  I can send you something this weekend if you like. How much $US is 1 of your note againhuh?

Now git puppy, I don't roll in fleas.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 9:55pm On Jun 13, 2007
ChieFoH:
ok, i  seeeee  shocked shocked shocked Big MaMa Crack Hore Hislander!!! why did u runhuh now look whos calling who an instigator. . .  did i mention your name in thishuh all i asked was a question.

Never mind tho, im prepared because versatility is my individual characteristic, talk bout ma english?  too explicit for u? its understandable, i'll slap u with a dictionary just to hit u with verbs grin grin grin!!!

small boy?  might be little but i'll kick your ass when i spit ballistic angry angry angry  BTICH! angry I'll take u back to school like holidays were over!
I told you inmate I had errands to run. Now am back. Look under your sofa, there you will find the bitdh. YOUR Mama,  The biggest
LovePeddler in Nigeria.

Your stink infested asshole took too many cocks up your ass. Where do I know you from? You "dutty cup" come bring it on Mongrel.

The people here are all blind I now know, still wondering how they can be voting for  an uglyass monkey like yourself.  Come, you waste-of-labour-pain. 

You didn't mention my name you said? LIAR, you lying man-ho. oh! yes i suck clean healthy cocks, not the herpes infested one you have been hiding for months and refusing to take to your doctor.

BTW. Kit says he's a doctor, maybe he can get you some antibiotics to atleast calm it down since there is no cure for your disease.


@Dr.kat, I see you are back at your games. Wow I thought you learnt yesterday. Anyway, come and join your villager. I am waiting ooooo

Crone- an ugly withered woman ( like your pal's above mom)

Crony- a close friend, ( Kitaun the Dr. what's your pointhuh?)
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:08pm On Jun 13, 2007
ChieFoH:
THA CHIEFOH IS BACK!!!!!!!  cool cool cool

OMO OKO? PAYEFELE?? where y' @huh amma put ma foot in your mouth so y'all can have a taste of "the feet" gitithuh "DEFEAT"

hIslander, where r ya cronieshuh lets get this thing done and over with, once and for all!!!
Hey you, small boy, do I know You?

Anyway, Neelsel Has no croonies( that's what you meant, right?)
Secondly, she does NOT exchange words with minors, especially those who have a difficult time mastering the English language.  My comments are reserved for old and grown folks. So please go and complete your yard tasks.  I have a few errands to take care of, but I will be back in two hrs depending on traffic. Now git,
FamilyRe: My Pal's Wife Cheats Constantly by Islander(f): 7:58pm On Jun 13, 2007
Seun:
Your friend should forgive her and buy her lots of intimacy gadgets. Also, if the woman loves sex that much, let her have it!
And what would you know about intimacy gadgets? (you sly fox)

@topic,
your friend needs to take a bathe between the sea and the river. Something is amiss.
FamilyRe: Marriage Should Be Eradicated? by Islander(f): 4:22pm On Jun 13, 2007
Words were spoken, now to each its own!!

Some marriages really need to be eradicated. It's a shame.
Beline:
Eradicate what? abeg make i marry before una go eradicate marriage ooooooooooooooo
ROFLMAO, You better ran fast ooooooooooooo, Eradication coming, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 3:40pm On Jun 13, 2007
whitelexi:
Hehehe, I knew it would get to that soon enough, unfortunately for u, i'm not going to argue about my looks. I don't need a new face, unlike u and your friends, my picture is in my profile. . .  i simply can't help being looked at twice on the streets or places i go to, its not my fault grin cool u're just envious, i've got the kind of life i want, i don't need much more, i've got the best girl in the world, i don't need anymore.

My dad was assasinated, i never even got to see him, but i come from a strong family that made sure i was raised properly, my mum is the best woman God created!

If u don't mind, i'm at work and now have to preside over a team meeting, i'll be going home from there because its going to be a long one.

Be a good girl now cool tongue
sorry to hear about your pops, and kudos to your mom.

envious of you? Naa thought you said Fyne was your pal, ask  him he would tell you. This Island girl is a looker,  So spare me. I have seen you White, won't give you a second glance. Then again "everybody monkey ah dem pet".

Team meeting? ok, ok, am not doubting you ooo.
And I will be a good girl as long as morons stay the hell out of my face. 

Now ga lang, mek me go finish me work-out.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 3:17pm On Jun 13, 2007
whitelexi:
Now i see how daft you're, white is part of my online and real names freak, i can't get it out. That being apart, i see you're working on a masters degree and its swelling your head.
I enrolled and am about to commence my phd in september, u freak grin
I've got 1 MSc and 1 MBA all in the UK, u freak
I live in my own house in london, freak
I Work full time in London, freak,
i get paid in £s and u get $ - go and check the exchange rate, Freak

Get a life, freak grin grin
Awwwwwwwwwwwww,  You just cannot get enough of this Island girl eh? Ok, let's make a deal. If you invest some of that money you just boasted about in purchasing a new face, I may sponsor you a trip to enjoy the comfort of my HOME, and my islands. How about that? Lard I ginne die.

No No. don't try painting an ugly picture of me now. You were the one who first went down the academic achievement road and I willingly followed.

With regards to me being a freak, I don't think you are in any position to answer such. You may need to have a talk with Cas, Only he can attest to that wink wink wink wink.

Oh, OH, Did I tell you that your ranting about owning this and having that is not new to me. I meet your type everyday. They even claim that their dads are chiefs too. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Congrats on your supposedly acceptance into the phd programme. Let's all hope it's not wishful thinking. I detest liars. Anyway, don't start getting swell headed too soon. Your Island nemesis soon come, ah right,  me soon come dey so to buoy.

Yea yea, you may get paid in pounds and I in US. What matters is how much. Now please you can do much better than that "Whitey"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 2:27pm On Jun 13, 2007
whitelexi:
I see through u like glass, i know your game, (give them a little and they come for more) now u want more, 2 degrees from reputable US Colleges so make we runhuh  grin u make me laugh. So just 2 degrees are making u misbehave like this? u never jam oyibo wey get 2 masters and 1 phd at the age of 24 and them no dey make noise oh grin
u come out here making alot of noise because of 2 degrees and u want to make your folks proudhuh You're working on a third one means u're working part time, just like i expected, instead of u to say your part time job and student status exempt u from taxation, u come here making noise about your job paying very well grin Go and redo your home work.
I stuck my neck in for my friend, thats what true friends do. . . and obviously your friends were there too assisting u, I came in playfully, never meant to cause any stress until one saddist decided to call me an instigator. Its not the first time she's done that and she's used the same word.

Its a shame that u slang anyhow and think nobody will match u . . . and u derive joy from that? From your friends i can tell who you're and anybody that hangs with that freak definitely has some freak flowing in their bloodstream. Stay away from my friends and i, stay away from our IMs, Emails, Text messages, Lives, just stay away.

You get 10 degrees and 2 cars grin earning crap pay for cleaning out the floors  grin on part time as a student  grin and comparing with anyone on a public forum  grin Abegi, spare me the trash  grin grin grin Next she will say she can even cook better than me
I can see you have no brain.  You can work and still be in school monkey.  And ask around only a greedy pathologist or maybe one who just likes to be over-worked do it full time.  

Yes you keep stressing that this is your last post, yet you come back,  And the so-called friend you claimed to have, don't forget "Shim"was once a part of my clique as well.  You came in playfully you said? Aww now lying is an abomination to Jah, quit.  I defend my friends all the time, but when they are wrong I let them know. Ask them. I don't jump bandwagons for chills , it's so not in my character.

ROFLMSAO, It's funny how your type always come here throwing the domesticated crap at us, the over achievers. Wake up boy, you people are famous for lowering your standards to such demeaning occupations in other peoples back yards.

If you need to come at me, please come with something stronger and more meaningful.  

[b][/b]And again what I make in a month, no about of "bulling" on your part will amount to it.

ONCE MORE FOOL. go and question your friend, Neelsel wasn't the one bombarding his IM( until yesterday). He has been crying like a pussy for weeks wanting to find out why my sudden change. You see, I assume after he saw WHAT  I looked like, he thought he had struck the jackpot, little did he know I have my own agenda. Remember, I do not roll with ugly people.

Now take the "white" away from your username, for even if you submerged yourself in acid, you are still too black to be white. And the Lexus, only if you carjack one you will own. But if you enroll in that class I told you about I may decide to roll you around town in my
Escalade. cheesy cheesy. I told you I am comfortable.

Now once more, get lost Instigator ( she was so correct in calling you such, for that's exactly what you are jungle puppy)

Oh Oh,  Nimcompoop, I told you before I work part time by choice. And yes asshole the third is a Masters,  Monkey the previous two are BA's. and yes dumbo bring your 2 BAs and Masters here and see where they will get you.  FYI I came with 1 BA from UWI( University of the West Indies) and another from Universidad de Santa Clara, Cuba. So please goat, you have nothing on me

Now go purchase some bleaching creame and start using it to remove that blackness.
FamilyRe: Marriage Should Be Eradicated? by Islander(f): 1:45pm On Jun 13, 2007
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. food for thought. Let me pounder for a bit. I shall be back,
FamilyRe: He Wants To Kill Himself,help by Islander(f): 1:41pm On Jun 13, 2007
Advise your sister to dump the cheapstake. Can she survive on LOVE??
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 1:35pm On Jun 13, 2007
anabell:
i can u see u are wrestling with a woman gosh that shows how shallow your brain is, go out and wrestle with real men bloody weaklin sucker richyblack
such a shame, Anyway most men believe that being verbally abusive is the way to a woman's heart, yet they are here arguing about food angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 1:17pm On Jun 13, 2007
whitelexi:
I'm not about to trade words with u because obviously thats an absolute waste of meaningful time, u sit there telling me of your bloody good job and how well it pays and how well u enjoy it. . .  Well, i want u to bear this in mind, and i want u to really reflect on it for future purposes:

1.) I don't care how much your bleeding job pays, i can double your annual pay at any moment. . .  i beg u to prove me wrong. the fact that we all gather here to discuss does not mean we are all jobless. . .  who knows, this one that u're off duty today  grin how are we sure u aint some temporary or part time staff.

2.) You stretch your legs out and claim to be educated, i can bet you, you don't have more degrees or qualification than i do. . .  Again i plead with u to take my challenge up. Because you u do one or 2 certifications abroad u think u have it all, place my results next to your's and i'm very sure you'll see the difference.

3.) Finally, u come here talking all gangster like some kid that wasnt brought up properly, u even compare your strength to a man's. . .  Well, its not everyone u meet online that u take up on silly confrontations, if i met u face to face, i'd floor u in any game u come up with.

Its a shame that you come out onto a public forum and disgrace yourselves by quarelling, its even more shameful when u claim to be educated because what u end up doing is slapping education in the face. Help yourselves. . .  grow up please wink
Now take that very same advice and move on. That's what you get for involving yourself in matters that do not concern you.

FYI, I have 2 degrees from reputable USA colleges( working on my third), and yes I was brought up properly. Yes my dad(RIP) and mom( the stalwart) did an excellent job. However, I would NOT stand by and allow imbellic morons like yourself to walk over me. Hell no.  

You came here attacking my intelligence, yet you resorted to using ebonics in your posts. Such a contradiction. Anyway I would not waste time arguing about that. At the end of the day, my resume speaks for itself.

Floor me?LMSAO. Boy I can track your black ass down in seconds. NEVER underestimate the person behind the keyboards. You never know,

Yes YES,  probably you make more than me. Last documentary I saw, 419ers have really been cashing in. Que las ti ma. Repent, or hell shall be your final resting place.

And again, I am a LADY, but I can be a rebel once prompt.

Now get lost, am done with you fool, ( but if you wish to tarry, am all game)
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 12:29pm On Jun 13, 2007
acidrop:
waaaaaaaatt, u mean d gurlz are hitting on d guys in here, because this is d only place have seen that done undecided
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Please if you have no clue as what has transpired, my advise is to stay out. Hit on who? Where I am from, bringing home a ugly broke man is like commiting a sin. Go back and read, and don't be deceived.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 12:26pm On Jun 13, 2007
whitelexi:
I've been kool o jare, how are u doin?

Whats happening is: grin grin grin [size=14pt]RADIO NIGERIA TEN, AM FM STEREO!!! [/size] grin grin grin
Girls hate it when a brother say NO!, thats whats happening here, fynewaka doesnt want any IMs or contact from the english pathologist and her crew, but them no go gree free the guy grin
Your Fynewowo needs to tell you and his other scumbags the truth. Who doesn't want who on their IMS? LOL, For weeks he has been coming begging as to why I have not been responding to him. Poor guy got frustrated and presented himself here as a vixen. Please ask him, he will tell you.

"Neelsel locked Fynewaka off". I have been telling you and your imps repeatedly, I do not associte myself with anything/anyone darker than my stilettoes and pocket books.

Awwwwww. my profession, my profession, Why is eating you out refugee? You see, there is much more to the West than hustling. Now, when one has been afforded the opportunity to over-populate another man's land, it is wise that he/she capitalise on whatever opportunities that are offered, as you never know when you will be kicked out. Having said all that, I highly recommend that you enroll yourself in some adult literacy classes and make your village proud.

Oh. Guess what? am off today. You see, my job (oh! how I love my job) pays so damn well. As a result I don't need to slave more than 3 days per week. Monkey I am comfortable. If you behave I will sponsor you a desktop, so the need to be spending your food money at a cafe won't be necessary.

If you need me, just buzz. I am on the threadmill, but I will kindly report, uglyass.
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2007
mukina2:
chei shocked how many pages tongue

all the guys talking here left and right, will be the ones to cook , when the marry . whilst their wives do the eating . grin cheesy

afterall women were meant to be pampered and spoilt cheesy
You are a mess. But I love you no matter what Smally.

@Debo and I-Man, I am out. Will come back later, it's a two hour trek home and traffic is a killer, wink cheesy
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 10:19pm On Jun 12, 2007
I-man:
grin  grin No,I think a real man should never put himself in a position where he can't cook for the kids.He should never  travel,fall sick or die because we all know Madam won't/can't cook.She is too much of a modern woman to be bothered.  grin
Didn't I warn you about this your sarcastic approachhuh? angry angry angry angry.

Being a modern woman has nothing to do with the topic.  There are modern women who are excellent cooks. So stop being a pain in our asses nah,  grin cheesy grin.( your pally Debo don lef u here to die alone grin grin grin)
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 10:10pm On Jun 12, 2007
I-man:
You kind of ran into a dead end here.If you had been following the debate,you may have noticed that most of the men can fend for themselves.The question is the kids.How would the kids eat if dad is not home/or is sick and mum can't/won't cook.
No son, I am right here. The kids can go to Grandma grin grin grin. or easy, pop some mac & cheese in the micro-wave. Or better call Mr. Wong. C'mon you know it's true, so don't get smart with me now grin grin grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 9:58pm On Jun 12, 2007
I-man:
You cannot beat me at semantics grin Won't learn how to cook,is that better? grin
Was never my intentions o,

Simple solution to all this trifling brothers,
Learn to cook yourselves, so in the event that a sister cannot or blatantly refused to, then you won't have to join the cue here.
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 9:48pm On Jun 12, 2007
I-man:
What's there to assist when she not only can't cook but won't cook? huh
She cannot cook, so he assists.

If she cannot cook, how do you expect her tohuhhuh
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 9:40pm On Jun 12, 2007
I-man:
[/b].The woman we have spent 9 pages discussing(you must have missed it) cannot cook for her kids so there will be nothing for them to taste.
Awwww. Now this is where the union of marriage shall be tested. Now it becomes the man's duty to assist the wife in her short comings. Righthuh
I-Man don't play with me. I need an honest answer, I am already fired up, don't make me have to throw another tantrum cheesy grin grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 9:32pm On Jun 12, 2007
My ears are hurting, too many "men" barking up in here. So many faults about us women, yet your very existence depends on us,  Get over yourselves.
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by Islander(f): 9:19pm On Jun 12, 2007
@Debo and I-man, go to bed, angry angry angry angry angry,

You have already stated your claim, she cannot cook thus she's not fit for Tiffany's. Thank God I bought my own tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2007
kitaun:
am done with u Islander, mere discovering your KOLOMENTAL STATE is enough to put any SANE MAN off tongue tongue
Get laid ? oh! yea, but not by a monkey like you. Too dark for my liking. Mama would disowned me,  cry cry. And at your age my calories would be wasted since you cannot wine, cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:38pm On Jun 12, 2007
@Kitaun,
Am back,  I wrapped up a 30 min session in 15 mins just so I can come and join you. Mama always taught me to respect my elders,

Now go back and tell that so-called friend of mine, to kiss my asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Also I have like 4 friends here, and you are at war with. 2 of them. One is at work and the other in the hospital. So there you see, that slowpoke was tricked into believing he/she is my friend. Foolish people,

And what does my profession have to do with you and Snazzy? Don't get me fired up now,  Mama may have to whip me for being rude to an old man,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:25pm On Jun 12, 2007
debosky:
I hope you don't bite privates Islander shocked shocked grin grin grin
Bring the wine an come, then u go find dat one dey out, cha
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:19pm On Jun 12, 2007
Kit the pops,
This made laugh so hard, I kid you not poor child thought I was going loca la vida on her. Ok,  You see I told you Neelsel just have this thing about her where NLders just have to spam their YIMs talking about her. Damn girl, I know I was special, but you people are just making me float on air right now.

Ok. OK. Since I am crazy, then I cannot and will not be held accountable for anything I say or do. right?

ROFLMAO,  I am crazyass, Island girl, YES YES YES,  STay far away from this Lunatic, I will bite heads, necks, hands, feet anything that comes in my reach.
Now Kitaun take your own advice regarding my mental state and stay the hell away from me and anything that resembles me,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Male Of The Year By Omo Eko And Cute-ass (part 2) by Islander(f): 8:14pm On Jun 12, 2007
BTW, it just dawned on me.

Who invited Grandpa here? Last time I checked the thread was to solicit the cutest guy on NL, not the grumpiest oldman nor the ugliest monkey, angry angry angry

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