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I'm aiight. Just got up and about to start another controversial riddles thread

Hope you would play nice this time?

Remember I'm still INHALING & EXHALING

^^ for you . . ? GLADLY!

But seriously, don't hate me ok

[quote author=bashy_demy]What joke section turning into? some girls wey just dey grow breast self go just come here yarn nonsense oga ooo[/quote]yeah dude. i totally agree with you. can you imagine a human being telling me that 'i am a disgrace to blah . . . blah . . . blah' just because i decided to play a riddles game in here

sheesh!!

she is really lucky i cant get to meet her cos i would have burnt another hole in between her 'holes' with the other end of my weed

@fluid : i might just consider a 1 on 1 with you. but that is only IF YOU SMOKE WEED

guess my addiction is in my name

which of course is SELF EXPLANATORY

INHALING & EXHALING

yeah you wish dude

fluid26: E be like say na konji dey worry dis poster

So from your very many years of experience you decided to make a guess diagnosis of my condition? Because you always act this way when konji worries you does not mean its the same with me.

Go out and get a girl dude, its too. Bad thst you won't find one as swaggalicious as me

[quote author=~vicky~]Miss I-smoke-weed


u are a disgrace to your self

keep smoking weed because i dont think any rehab enter go accept you[/quote]Do I sense a hint of jealousy in your tone ? Yep, I do ;p

Don't hate me cos I'm always under the influence and obviously more fun than you are

Dull girl

spikes C: Eeehhmm, are you married










***thinking***
Sex with a d0pe girl, can it be fun

Taste and see that tha d0pe girl is good dude

INHALING & EXHALING REALLY DEEPLY

Chimezie198: U see? Dat shows am ladyz guy. Pls advise!

Go find an axe, locate a mad man, give him the axe and order him to divide either you or your pen1s into 3 parts.

That should go round shouldn't it?

Thank me later dude

lefulefu: Na wah for women wahala oooo.the house wey i just pack enter the landlord second dauther just dey trip for me ooo.dis girl wen her papa no dey around na so she just dey sneak enter my room on every excuse.sometimes she go say na maggi she want make i give am or salt wey she go use for cooking or sometimes she go say she wan watch home vidoe for my room.anytime she dey come my room she dey always wear short nicker and tight T-shirt and na so she go just lie down for my rug dey watch tv.hmmm na wich one come be dis na?.though dis babe fine well well and she get better backside wella i no wan still do because her papa na ex navy officer.i wan try as much as possible to avoid soldier or police wahala for the new house wey i dey.my fellow esteemed nairalanders na wetin una want make i do?.some of my pallies say make i no dull for the matter and dat since the babe need am make i do am waka.my body also dey tell me make i do am but my mind dey warn me say make i dey carefull.if i no do, the babe go dey think say i dull and if i do her papa fit catch us red handed and omo u know wetin dat one go mean.so esteemed nairalanders i dey in a dilemma oooo.

Touch that girl and lose your accommodation

He-goat ;p

Actually there are just 3 skills that a guy should have which I consider useful to me

1. Know how to Roll it

2. Know how to lick it

3. Know how to smoke it

Shikena!!

ArQueBusieR: They never take physical fitness seriously. And that's just pathetic.

Yet the only physical fitness you engage in stimulates only your waist and groin regions

Puuaahh!! (Spits smoke)

Pathetic

georgesylva: Frankly speaking im tired of girls nt believing me when i tell 'em i dont have a girl friend. So i wanna ask d ladies why do u ppl find it hard 2 believe us?

Give that line a rest dude. Its as old as my granny

Smoke weed for more relationship inspiration okay

Geezz :S

I hate it when guys try to force me to quit smoking. I mean . . . Its my life & lungs so WTF is their problem eh?

INHALING & EXHALING

Hi everyone. I'm new on this forum. I need pals. Does anyone smoke weed in here? Let's meet for a 1 on 1 session okay ;p

[quote author=bashy_demy]Can you please post a pic of yourself smoking weed.. i swear you i'll look beautiful give it a try.[/quote]I know I'm beautiful. And I know weed enhances my beauty even further

I just don't want to mersmerize you with my beauty, you don't smoke weed so you can't handle me sweety ;p

Conner44: This girl you are a f00l. It is written above that there should be no more intimate jokes here

Chill out dude, you really sound stiff this nice breezy day. Look, just stroll out to your neighbourhood joint and find a 'dopeman' to fix some weed in between your lips okay

basher: Lemme light up a big one and think about this one.
***a few puffs later***
Who cares

I guess you were puffing on a cigarette, if not you would have known that the answer to my riddle is 'FUNK' and its a kind of music we rock to

Have you forgotten that boko haram boys smoke weed?

Y'all Witches can't go near them aiight

Its a four letter word that makes people bounce and jump up and down in excitement while mumbling sweet nothings to each other.

It Starts with 'F' and ends with 'K', what is it?

He he he

INHALING & EXHALING

INHALING

EXHALING

(Paused to type)

"Mine ends with 5"

(Looks back at my ash tray)

? ? ?

Dang #wheresmyweed#

[quote author=bashy_demy]Nice joke @ u-smoke-weed be nice and pass some weed to toygods2 who know it might help him[/quote]Hey dude, the name is I-SMOKE-WEED

And by the way do U-SMOKE-WEED too?

[quote author=bashy_demy]^^^^ maybe you need to stop smoking, not good for your reasoning .. no offense.[/quote]Do you smoke weed? If not then you are on a very long thing ;p

See my signature below for more info hun

[quote author=Ocampo ]What would life really be like if we were to go back to the days of little or no clothes. yea fashion might just die off as we know it but what would change about inter personal relationships?[/quote]I'm searching for 5 bags of my weed from my stash . . . Did you by any chance 'smoke' them?

Yeah omo baebae was my role model back when I started smoking weed

She rolls her blunts soo tight those days and the quality of her dope was . . . Bliss

WITCHES ON THE INTERNET!

This poster must be higher than I am . . . How can that be?

[quote author=bashy_demy]@toygod2 Thanks

its take more than weed to make that studio smile.. he is so sad till he got banned i think his new ID is skales[/quote]Scales? As in fish scales or lizard scales? Or does a part of his body look like a scale? As in can I weight something like frozen turkey on his head?

Too many questions, oh well

INHALING & EXHALING till an answer arrives

bin gbagbo: I stopped this taxi and hopped in at the back.There was this bearded man sitting next to me looking disturbed.I was feeling heavy, then i heard the man next to me say, "please, you r sitting on my luggage!"He said this three times and almost cried the last time.i couldnt believe why he was talking with so much pain until i realised i was sitting on his swollen groin.He was suffering hernia, and it was soooooooooo big it covered the entire back seat!!!



happy sallah tu yu alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

R u gay? How can you comfortably sit on a guys balls?

Darn it! Where is my blunt at?

kayswag100: just came across these pictures. i hope u guys have a gud laff (though i KNOW MOST of u wld have seen these already!)

guys don dey buy dat BB Porsche of about 300k. na wa o!!

Kelechi are you madt? Why did you post my picture on nairaland? No more 'bam-bam' for you again till next month.

You Nutti bwai ;p