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Prodigee: But i'll really like to see d real u...if u don't mind o u seem quite interesting

No problem, infact its a wonderful idea BUT You don't indulge in 'the way of the grass' yet . . . so its probably not happening anytime soon okay

patssy: Prolly to lift their long trousers up from sweeping the ground

You're right, although I don't think in all cases as people have made it into a habit

Ahn ahn! that girl ain't fine naw I'm waaay sophisticated than that

I just put the poor lady's pix up just to scare guys away . . . Very thoughtful & effective right?

Prodigee: U should know am jus teasing u na! plus don't get me wrong - i ain't tryna encourage such act; personally i don't do such...it's not a normal act! And about the grass; naa i'll pass

I understand about the tease and about the grass . . . I assume its safer for you to pass on that one too

INDESTRUCTABLEX: It's obvious you are living in the wrong place.

Please how is it obvious?

Do you mean that guys don't do it wherever you are living?

Kindly intimate us with such a location, I hope its on this earth oh!

Prodigee: ^^^^
Are u sure ur not seeing tinz??...just asking cos u say your hobby is marijuana/cannabis

Are you trying to tell me that guys holding their crotch and walking is an 'unusual' sight to you or that people 'don't' do it at all?

My dear, weed gets me 'high' and not blind okay?

Puff . . . Puff . . . Pass (will you collect?)

^^^

SMH . . . That's just to let you know how chronic the condition is in some guys life . . .

^^^

Really? I see. Those points make sense to me but I still know a few 'men' who do it habitually, I sometimes wonder if they do it for the reasons above or its now a part of their character to do so.

The worst is when you see them doing it while wearing shorts

Why? Why? Why? Its repulsive to we females and we still don't know your reasons for doing that.

Is it that your 'balls' are too big? Or that your 'pipe' is too long? Or does it ache you during those times? Or is it really because you are trying to adjust your pants?

I'm confused, angry and disgusted anytime I sight such a behavior with my poor eyes

illicit: i still put my pills inside eba
and what i did most as kid is 'daddy and mummy'

I was finally able to quit the eba & akamu swallowing pill stunt last year . . . Thank God

^^^

I hope you are still asleep . . . Cos I'm sure some peoples dreams still come through

illicit: ismokeweed
omiobo
born2fuck etc

Illicit even you?

oluswaggz: Am just here to catch fun no offence intended. I have been on nairaland for over a year now and I have been coming across some funny usernames which I can't help but laugh whenever I see their post. Am gonna list out some funny usernames I can remember. You can add yours!!!

*Ismokeweed
*yuzedo
*mr olodo
*retarded idiot
*okija juju
*eyeswideopen
*big head
*iluvweed.
These are the few ones I can remember, feel free to add urs to make the thread lively.... BTW!!! am sorry if ur name is on my list.

As in . . . WHY IS MY NAME ON THIS LIST?

^^^

Why?

^^^

Better do

ismokeweed: I used to be a guest but had to register today because of what has befallen me. Yesterday I opened my deep freezer and it gave me electric shock. I was unhappy as I was thinking of money I would use to repair it. Little did I know that was the least of my problems.
I woke up this morning and started my usual routine. Smoked 2 tie of igbo, did about 5 push-ups, then settled down to watch bluefilm. Was watching when I noticed my pricck refused to charge. I rubbed the head of my abunna but it remained lifeless. I ran to the freezer and held it but it refused to shock me. I'm in tears now and don't know what to do. Please don't curse me.

So you didn't imagine any other moniker to use on this forum?

Please don't embarrass me

ismokeweed: etisalat has finished me

Hmmm

majour: Lols, let's hook up, drop ur digits

So that you will go 'all the way' with me and later lose 'your way' ?

No thanx

I rather smoke weed

Conner44: I have been told I have a problem


I am not crazy by the way

You indeed have a BIG problem

And YES you are indeed CRAZY

If this is for real

Then its seriously messed up

adesegun121: A mum’s first baby is always a momentous occasion - but the day of Chelsea Johnson’s son’s birth was made even more memorable for a very special reason. For not only was little Landon-Jonah Johnson born on December 11, 2013, he also made a perfectly-timed entrance into the world at quarter past two in the afternoon - making the time and date of birth 11/12/13 14:15.

Chelsea, aged 21, from Rawmarsh, Rotherham, said that her son was a ‘miracle’.

“He’s a special little boy,” she said. “I can’t wait to tell him when he’s older about when he was born, and whether he realises what a coincidence it was.”

The call centre worker said she was taken to hospital originally with stomach cramps last Friday, but medics did not tell her she was officially in labour until Tuesday.

“I went in and they said I should come back for a scan.

I came back and I was still having these pains - they were getting worse, so they checked everything and said I was in labour.

It was my first baby so I was feeling emotional and scared.

We had been talking about the date in the morning, and laughing about it, and when I was in labour the midwife was telling me to aim for 20 past two, as the doctor was coming in at 25 past just to check on me.

But then I gave one final push and he was out, bang on 2.15pm.

” Chelsea said the coincidence occurred to her shortly afterwards when nurses were confirming her son’s details. “I turned to my mum and said, ‘That’s 11/12/13 14:15!’ We were all so surprised.

It’s a miracle, I suppose - one in a million!” Chelsea was accompanied during the birth at Rotherham Hospital by her mum Debbie, 45, a psychological therapist, and her birthing partner Ben Brown, 28.

“I’m looking forward to everything about being a mum. I can’t wait for him to start talking, and I can’t stop watching him!

As soon as he understands he’s a miracle I’ll tell him,” happy mom says.
SOURCE AND FOR MORE PICS SEE HERE >> http://www.gistmelove..com/2013/12/meet-miracle-baby-born-on-111213-at.html

And what is miraculous about a normal woman giving birth to a single child?

This is a coincidence and not a miracle Mr. OP

Hmmm . . . Spiritual wife tinzz

@op : YOU ARE FINISHED !

GBAM!

Huffin & puffin

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the warrior72: But why women like to start what they cannot finish.,Any woman squaring up to a man is very silly, knowing for certain she can never beat him!

What do you mean by "knowing for certain she cannot beat him"?

You should see my neighbors wife

krugar07: 16gb. 2gb. 1.5ghz. only in os & bigger screen, natin else!!!

What does BB10 have to offer to make use of the increased processing power, ram and storage?

Just music and videos

Abu Mikey:

Thanks,but no thanks.

Go for it bro, Harbosede is not here, You can do this bro!!


**chanting__ Go danny, go danny**

What?

Don't tell me you're one of those guys that are scared of accepting a 'few hundred strokes' of the whip just for love

Dannylux: I recommend you for GOM, Homesteady, Danhumprey, Abu Mikey.. just choose from the list.

Please tell them to pm me

Besides, I don't need crybabies to embarrass me in front of my kinsmen oh

I am ashamed of mentioning the name of my village here

I am looking for a husband on nairaland

Where I'm from that unfortunate man will have to receive almost a A THOUSAND STROKES OF THE HORSE WHIP before he can take me as his wife

Is anyone MAN enough for me?


#inhaling&exhaling#