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jmoore: @op,the bible supports that they should be paid and your brain supportsdoes honour mean money? is a pastor now considered a labourer? |
[quote author=mkmyers45]Hey there, This a thread for people who consider themselves as commitment shy [like myself] to talk out thier heart albiet anonymously. Anyway, Mine can be quite bad o...I have even been described as 'Emotionally Unavailable'. I try hard to grasp the magnitude and responsibilities associated with relationship. I have long term friends of both sexes sha. How does one make him/herself available emotionally? I try to be a romantic, a good guy and all. I suck at keeping up the call/text every minute thingy. Recently, its gotten so bad that a girl told me that i need to see a doctor as she can't figure out what is always on my mind and making me distance. Could be it because of my experiences at a tender age? I have to admit that sometimes im very worried where this may leave me in future...[/quote]you must be a 'VIRGO' . . . this behaviour is constant with 90% of them both males & females so roll up a blunt and relax because your solution is 'written in the stars' |
nigerians and our 'ZOMBIE' attitude . . . mscheew ! #inhaling & exhaling# |
[quote author=Azeesco]Don't include fishery people are making cool money.just know about breeding,feed formation and stocking of fish u don hammer be that lo![/quote]didnt GEJ study fishery? |
[quote author=Itulah]LONDON, England (CNN) -- Women can influence the gender of their child with what they eat before they conceive, according to new research that lends scientific support to age-old superstitions about pregnancy. The discovery shows higher calorie intake prior to conception can significantly increase the chances of having a son while women on restricted diets are more likely to produce daughters. Scientists at Britain's Oxford and Exeter Universities, who studied eating habits of 740 women during their first-time pregnancies, say that their findings seem to back certain traditional links between diet and gender while disproving others. "We were able to confirm the old wives' tale that eating bananas and so having a high potassium intake was associated with having a boy, as was a high sodium intake," research leader Fiona Mathews, a specialist in mammalian biology at Exeter University, told the Guardian newspaper. "But the old take about drinking a lot of milk to have a girl doesn't seem to hold up. In fact, more calcium meant they were again more likely to have a boy." Mathews said the study pointed to a simple technique to influencing the chances of a male birth: Eating a bowl of cereal for breakfast. "If you want a boy, eat a healthy diet with a high calorie intake, including breakfast," she told New Scientist magazine. "Of women eating cereals daily, 59 percent had boys, compared with only 43 percent who bore boys in the group eating less than a bowlful per week." The researchers said that a higher calorie intake prior to conception can increase the chances of having a son from ten to 11 boys in every 20 births, according to the study published in the Proceeding of the Royal Society B. They said it could explain why male births in richer countries are experiencing a slight reduction. http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/04/23/gender.diet/ http://-omoooduarere..com/[/quote]what if i dont want a boy ? what do i have to eat to get a girl ? or monkey . . . like obasanjo's mum ate back then . . . #puffin ma blunt# |
Bingo Lee: .....bro.. aint u fogettin punny??yeah, we got to give him that too . . . BUT NOT ANYHOW OH! |
i own none of the items above and yet have managed to live this long . . . oh well . . . #rolls up another blunt# |
oh no . . . the amount of girls who would go there to bid specifically for her 'golden brazillian hair' will be a multitude |
Nemidav: Database ko database nino mind the gullible op . . . NIGERIA FIT EVER GET DATABASE ? |
@op : all you wrote is true and applicable in all aspects of our PHYSICAL life in this world. but the problem is that 'IF YOU EVER MAKE A MISTAKE OF HAVING THIS MINDSET IN NIGERIA EHNN . . . HUNGER GO KILL YOU' |
emekatimsu: Ds ur name(wot a name)my dear, nor go there oh! na you go take your hand resign for the job because of my matter |
THE BOTTLED LEOPARD |
oh . . . so it's to create jobs that would enable people quit smoking that is making sense to him abi? or does this job have any other description? mscheew!! #rolling up another blunt# |
@ Op what about the 'ALWAYS HIGH' kind of husband? the way men patronize shekpe joints and beer parlours these days ehn . . . and most are married oh! |
Hi, im having problems with my hp touchpad. It came with webos but my colleague helped install cm9 with ics 4.0.4 (kernel version 9-20120721-nightly-tenderloin) and ever since the hack was done my touchscreen has been misbehaving, some areas dont respond to touch. The tab now dual boots webos and ics via cm9 moboot. I wish to partition it further and install ubuntu but first i want to know how to rectify my touchscreen problem. Someone said i should delete the cm9 and restore the tab to its original form or upgrade to cm10. I want to know what to do now? |
daguru: 'London hospital gives Rochas a clean bill of health', commisioner now says 'he wil return when Doctor gives him a clean bill of health', so who be hospital and who be doctor?my dear . . . ? ? ? |
U09ce: CBN To Change N5, N10, N20 and N50 From Polymer To Paperthese white collar thieves have come again, so as the masses rejected the N5k note they had to go back to the 'frauding' board to draw up another avenue to chop that money. So before we wasted money printing all those currency before these f00ls didnt do proper tests and research? 9ja pele ó |
@op : this is a good thing you did here. It is wise for a human being to want to excel in their area of expertise. And those companies are good in their own various fields, do you know that over twenty million people apply for various jobs in those establishments during their recruitment excercises? well i think that there are over 600,000 unemployed graduates with internet facilities who will read this post on nairaland and SHARE it to a further 10,000,000 other unemployed graduates who will still sit down at beer parlours or the HOT STREETS and tell it to over 20,000,000 other unemployed graduates. And we know that at least over 2,000,000 NYSC members will join up to the numbers above by december this year. To cut it short, the career pointers you listed in your post is not enough for our unemployed citizens today and it is very sad. I think a person should just build up from anywhere he/she is able to fix a stable foundation on, in the long run all fingers can never be equal, things change and time waits for nobody. Even if those companies sack/retire their entire present staff in nigeria, they WILL get replacements for every single vacant position within a week and at the most hire just under 5 million graduates. I wonder what the others would do . . . KEEP ON SUBMITTING CV'S of course or what do you think? |
lastpage: You are so full of "HATE" you cant even think anymore!lastpage you seem to have coined it all in your few posts. @ the op: if you have got something PERSONALLY against that unfortunate stewpid man, then go and sort it out with him and not 'making much ado' about his own wahala over here on NL. at the end of the day he may end up choosing to marry both women, i don't want to know how he will look at you if he and both his wives ever happen stumble upon this 'STUFF' you have tried too hard to achieve here END THIS THREAD PLEASE !!! they have their lives to lead, i suggest you go get yours sorted out becaus we all have our own problems okay? Thanks |
babysnogls: I need to know. What is wrong in taking some change from your husbands pocket? Do all guys hate it or is it just mine?do you want your husband to fight with a danfo conductor or the filling station attendant on his way to work? |
kulyie: of course.if its not that we are in a babaric and lawless country with reprobates holding sensitive positions in government,that man is supposed to be prosecutedthis is exactly what i wanted to read from you. tell your pal he has just 3 options: 1. DIVORCE HIS WIFE AND MARRY THE GIRLFRIEND 2. PURSUE THE GIRLFRIEND AND KEEP HIS WIFE 3. COME TO TERMS THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY TAKE BOTH AS HIS WIVES WITHOUT MUCH HASSLES AND WORK TOWARDS MAKING IT HAPPEN he should of course pick his option wisely after much though and prayers tell him he is stewpid but can be reedemed |
kulyie: if it is a mutual agreement on divorce by him and the first wife,thats a different case entirely,but staying married to a woman while planning to marry another is a completly insane behaviouryou mean insane behaviour as a christian, muslim or normal human being? well you are right one one thing, there must be an agreement between all parties involved and consents have to be granted. |
dbride: Quote that passage please otherwise keep your ignorance to yourself.i dont know the location of that passage in the bible, but i am certain its there because i read it myself. If the bible did not accept it then kindly tell me why many great men mentioned in the same bible had more than one wife (and God still was with them), a particular one had HUNDREDS and was still blessed aboundantly. My dear, leave insults and use your eyes to read that your bible once more . . . and do it slowly this time so you would understand or do you want me to start mentioning those peoples names ? RE-EVALUATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORD IGNORANCE |
rhymz: Moderators pls find a way to get this topic to the front page it is a very serious issue. I have seen similar posts on FB about this same issue of government officials using NYSC corpse members to access funds only to use the funds for their personal businesses while the people it is meant for continue to wait and lose opportunities because their discharge certificates had been used as collateral for funds that have been diverted. Abeg anyone with connections to EFFC should also look into the matter.its CORPS and not CORPSE |
kulyie: exactly.if anybody attempts to put asunder what God has joined together it is certain the person will be thoroughly disgraced and punisheddont think this way, the pastor was not trying to put anything asunder. He was just adding a fresh layer of icing on the mans marital cake but if a guy tries to divorce the man and the wife, then that guy is the bad guy |
sureteeboy: ...seriously, which church is joining a man who is already married with anoda woman? Is that d doctrine of christ? END TYM TINS. Beware Guysa man is free to take as many wives as he wishes, it is clearly written somewhere in the bible |
this is the height of confusion in a human being. is it that the man was forced into the marriage? was the child the cause of the marriage ![]() na wa oh!!! |
rexfada: Thank God for the intelligence gathering apparatusnigerian police don't make us of any "intelligence gathering aparatus" against the boko boyz there is an obvious 'SNITCH' in the haram camp |
souleymon: Did this Happen in Nigeria ?i seriously doubt it |
this is a bad mistake. the family's lawyer will surely be able to afford a yatch when mandela gets beter . . . SMOKING WEED ISNT OKAY FOR 99.9% OF THE WORLDS POPULATION . . . |
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