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oliidell: I actualy took dis serious till I saw ur username...now I'l take it wit a pinch of salt.. If u look anytin like d hony on ur profile,I can live wit wateva u smoke..

ha ha ha, you wish

Lordave: sister you get mind o! If you smoke weed wetin your husband/bf go smoke?

gum ;p

tobechi74: I hate slicing onions

next time hold a pinch of salt on your tongue while cutting the onions, that way your eyes wont sting

washing bitterleaf is my worst chore

F00028: how utterly silly your response.

if you believe in "run its course" why would you regard death as a "rude interruption"? whenever death approaches then that life has run its course whether it's your mother or child.

how can you want to live out your life span when no one can determine long that life span is?

heaven is for us all and getting there is really easy, live a good life and then LET DEATH COME TO YOU instead of YOU GOING TO DEATH

you see . . . its just like A B C right?

plaetton: ^^^
The implications are staggering.
By simple arithmetic,If we assume just for this purpose, that at any given generation(50yrs) on earth, that at least 2 billion people die, that would 2 billion x 40 generations since Jesus.

2 billion x 40 =80 billion.

So, to date, there are probably 80 billion souls waiting to be judged.

Wow.
Now if we stretch that to beyond the death of Jesus to , lets say, Adam and Eve , then you can just imagine how many souls are just waiting to be served, sorry, I mean judged.
Talk about bureaucratic nightmares.

the judgement day ain't sh1t to God as your figures & multiplication lead you to believe

a second to God is equal to a 'GAZILLION' decades in our worldly time, so yeah . . . Your argument sucks big time dude

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

My God! That head is a hereditary disaster. I feel for the guys kids o. And why did someone take that picture with the cameras FLASH on?

if this is really a mod then . . .

Erm . . . Is this a joke of fantasy?

Hmm, if i write my mum this kinda bill she berra pay up. If not she can take the cash and hire a nanny

nice write up

^^ dearie i wont derail you thread on purpose, you know that naw

i just wish people would try to understand me instead of pushing & shoving me simply because i love smoking.

People with HIV, GONO, COCAIN ADDICTS e.t.c are all on this forum but the difference between i and them is that ' I CHOSE TO SPEAK OUT ' and not hide my hobby (or flaws as my haters put it) . . . just think of me as a revolutionary

its too bad that haters follow me up and down like fly to sh1t on this forum, but i can live with it . . . I AM EVER READY FOR AND OPEN TO CRITICISM FROM THEM

INHALING & EXHALING

Jaykizz: Larry u shld av taken urtym to read temi's post vry wel. He didnt say he faild dat woefully, he only cited an example of sum ppl failin n blaiming it on waec.

larry is frustrated, im sure temi would understand

LARRYDKING: Hmmm, strong words.... Yr lungs and brain are stronger than mine... I said earlier before now that if u've taken those hard drugs, dont come to nairaland to post rubbish... Is being a waecite as u do refer to it a disease? Have'nt u gone through that stage before? Why are u angry with yrself? U talked abt strong lungs and brain... Do u really think yr brain is strong? People with strong brains aspiring to be great dont go abt antagonising what other have said, rather, they sit down 2 creat their own ideas... And if really u're claiming to be old,the ticket to heaven is fee so u can also go to hell if u which... Why are u now crying? why are u in this forum? All those questions are meant for u, go ahead and answer them.... MR STRONG LUNGS AND AND BRAIN... Mthchew...

what questions? Where/when/how did i cry on this forum? How am i angry with myself?

My dear, assuming you took a lil bit of time to study my posts on this thread you would have seen that i began with a 'JOKE'. When i was like you my dad warned me that if i didnt pass my exams then it was the tailoring business for me and mechanic workshop for my brothers. I later sat for, wrote and passed my exams

i just found out something, the reason you are picking on me is actually because 'YOU DIDNT PASS YOUR WAEC' . . . i read psychology in school and can see right through you dude. But dont worry, i understand your frustration

dont hate me for my habit dear. Also remember to read harder and write well next year. Goodluck

booqee: A mature adult won't do dat.

you mean a mature adult wont do what? . . . smoke weed ? ? ?

and yes weed is actually a plant in case you didnt come across biology in class at any point in your life ;p

but really stop hating me okay, just try to get along with me and my habit okay

HUFFING & PUFFING

bin gbagbo: * spits *

Mr. Man go and drink 'COMBATRIN' cos you have a case of excess worms in your belly. If you cant afford that drug then mix 6 teaspoons of SALT into a glass of water and drink it. If the solution dosent kill the worms at least it would kill you. But look on the bright side, NO MORE SPITTING FOR YOU ;P

bunmioguns: dis particular poster is nt wht he/she proposed to be cos weed smoker wont even come out and be spitting all dis trash. . .

weed nor dey show for face. Can you know someone who suffers from athsma or who ate bread and kuli-kuli just by looking at them? Of course not, THEY MUST TELL YOU. i smoke weed and i am telling you because i am proud of my hobby (unlike most people here) so dont hate me for my bluntness okay

booqee: dis poster is starting to disgust me..every thread i go u keep talking smoking tinz..ur just seeking for cheap attention, and ur way of doing it is so lame dat it really stinks to low hell!
I'll be damned if you've ever held common cigarette talkless of weed! Mtcheww.....

this post reeks of JEALOUSY. So i have nothing to tell you except to look at my signature and read it again but SLOWLY this time okay . . . Thanks

AJJ: Una don vex o! I smoke weed don get d so called cheap attention.
Btw; i think she should reduce writing about weed.

my dear im happy you understand me. I am getting attention from many people but i focus on those that share a fascination with weed like i do. Dont mind the rest of them above, they all have very very LIGHT and CHICKEN medulla oblongataz ;p there for they can never understand me

they just HATE for no reason at all

#wrapping another joint#

^^

so (according to your village rules) because i indulge in smoking weed as a hobby i am now doomed abi?

Your ignorance is truly 'bliss' . . . Meanwhile, dont hate me because my lungs and brain are more powerful than yours

you little waecITE ;p

^exactly what is your concern with my habit? Or Do u dream of having anything to do with me in the future'

Hmm, where did that baboon steal those clothes from? Oh well

INHALING & EXHALING

CLIQBOY: YOUR ARE S1CK

dont worry, maybe one day, just one day soon 'GST' would remedy this your engrishh

berra start at the workshop on time and try to save some money for the fees ;p

CLIQBOY: YOU DEY MA.D ...NA YOU GO DO DOS WORK

so u be 'waecITE' ehn? U never even reach jambITE level yet?

Tell your dad to carry schnapps and visit adamu's trailer garage on time oh, cos competition go must plenty

1 hundred and 40 something thousand of failurs are scouting the streets as we speak

My sister, let me put it like this "MECHANIC AND TAILOR WORKSHOP GO FULL THIS SEASON"

gbam!