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Ukuts gp: ur username says it all

And what has my username got to do with the subject of this thread? I've been watching your posts on this same thread and I am yet to find anything meaningful from you. Or is it because it's night? Should I get my torchlight to see your meaningful post(s)

I am giving you the benefit of a doubt here pal, even if I smoke i still have my wits about me.

mavister: Let me point this out here.. Its quite amazing how somone professes in somtin he himself knows little or nothing about. Most of these catholics claim to be ''abiding by the dogmas' lol but barely know their church history. Yes church history.
Any intelligent catholic there? Hands up!

Really?

Who is the person that Jesus entrusted to carry on his teachings and be the foundation of the CHURCH here on Earth?

Who is the first saint/founder of the Catholic Church?

when did YOUR own church BEGIN?


Na wao for the way Christianity has changed these days, truly the world is coming to an end since Nigeria alone can boast of almost 5000 churches (and counting) today. Even CANOPY pastors are rampant these days, with a congregation of 20 members.

Why I love catholics is that they don't do "gra-gra" to justify their doctrines, even YOUR GREAT GRAND forefathers will give testimony to their doctrines which have not changed for centuries unlike all these churches that started when one man claims to have seen God in a vision and carry flocks of mugus to worship, buy him jets and call him daddy all year long.

You all know that religion is higher than government and the papacy is THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY IN THE WORLD

Just look at CE followers frying their Jerry curls and ladies wearing skimpy attires to church and dancing Skelewu every Sunday

Lol, I will rather pray a thousand decades of a rosary than waste my time. Catholics don't need to make mouth, our ways and doctrines have been crafted time in memorial.

Ps: i respect all churches, especially JW, DL and Anglican, apart from these, all others are just disgruntled Christians trying to make a name for themselves in Nigeria

ifeness: doesn't common sense tell you you are a spirit in a body?

Okay, so has your "common sense" explained what happens to your spirit after the death of your body?

Or does your "common sense" tell you that your spirit will also die with your body?

dorox: My point is that it is silly to think that Jesus and Mary are so vain to save statues fashioned by men who doesn't even know how they must have looked like over thousands of innocent children.
Those statues survive because they where well built as well as having a low drag coefficient on account of their relatively narrow profile.

It's still doesn't change the fact that God can save whatever and whoever.

If those people died and their cars, houses, clothes, roads etc survived, then why must you make a big deal out of it? During the Ikeja bomb blast that happened some years back thousands also died, even boko harm keeps on killing hundreds everyday.

It was a natural disaster, people must die. It's too bad that the numbers were much but it'snot the first time it happened. If a few christians decided to draw hope and faith from the symbolism of that statue surviving the storm then let them be my good friend

dorox: @italo: What would you say to a man who heroically enters a burning building with lots of people trapped inside, including women and children only to come out some moments later proudly holding a statue of himself that he went through all theternity rouble to save, leaving those trapped in the building to their own fate?
Would you tell people of his heroic feat in saving his statue, or would you call him a wicked man with seriously misplaced priority?

Every single person alive must DIE one day

Because 5000 people lost their lives in a flood doesn't make God wicked, it's just how things are.

What you should be worried about is WHAT NEXT AFTER DEATH because that is the path that no earthly human or vice has answered till date, only God knows why he created you and only God knows what would happen when you are no more

So people trying to discredit God should think about it. . . why must you liken your life to resemble that of an insect? God said so himself that the human life is the highest he ever created and gave us dominion over the entire earth and whatever is in it.

If you liken your life to be like that of an ant that would be extinguished without any hope of a resurrection as God promises, then keep on being an unbeliever.

cutieemperor007: uhmmm...bibble, maybe like some observered is very contradictory or maybe Jesus isn't saying GOD and himself are thesame in personality here, maybe he is saying GOD and himself are one in Ideology

Then let everyone believe whatever they want to believe and stop making noise.

There is God the FATHER
there is God the SON
and there is God the HOLY SPIRIT

the true christians know this

ifeness: only a fool believes there's an invisible man in the sky who likes to watch you while you’re showering.

Don't you believe you have a BODY, SPIRIT & SOUL?

macof: wat sight? Are u seeing him infront of u?

How many monikers do you have?

nwuyag: From what I know of the bible,
This attitude disqualifies you a place in heaven.

So you know the Bible but don't want to know God? Because I'm a Christian won't stop me from telling you what i think of you and your cohorts.

If every christian that views this thread should happen to post your own comments would be drowned, but they are just closing a blind eye because you all are heathens that have never wanted to admit the truth.

One day another one of you will be like this threads op and let us know about you change of heart IN THE NAME OF GOD I PRAY

Now GERROUT FROM MY SIGHT!

Na wao! Only God knows how these atheists have managed to dig out this old thread just because they are searching for my mouth on this forum

Anyway, na them sabi

rationalmind: Lol, keep it up. With people like you around, my atheism is justified.

JUSTIFIED?

Have you asked your partner logicboy how he was "cajoled" into believing there is no God? He keeps telling fake stories all through these last two years but I remember that 4yrs ago he opened up and told us that, and I quote "A DRUNKEN RACIST in a RUN DOWN DRINKING BAR in UK convinced him into accepting there was no God" since then I have just kept on seeing his idle ramblings on this website up and down to the point that some ignorant people think he is smart

That boy is ONE OF THE BIGGEST FOOLS TO EMERGE FROM NIGERIA from the conversion story he told us that day and we all gave him a piece of our minds. If he is still following the words of a drunk racist till today he should indeed be better off dead

I know you have your own conversion story, and I also know it is PATHETIC So join him and get ready for your eternity of wallowing and gnashing of teeth

Very very soon. . .

Joshthefirst: people insult God all the time. It is Gods place to judge. God is alive. He will fight for himself.

Nonone has ever stood in front of me and opened their mouths to say a quarter of what these ingrates have on this website. If anyone ever tries it I will make sure that person losses all his/her teeth in unison at that particular spot with a THUNDERBOLT slap

I know God fights his wars himself, I will just avail myself as his instrument of war, that's all

bigfrancis21: In the midst of all the anger, spite, contrary opinions, and curses that come with debate among Nigerians, you should always rise against stooping so low to engage in insults. It is expected of a truly spiritual person, someone who is enlightened.

I've been on NL for quite sometime and you must see people who can't voice their opinions without lacing them with curses. I always overlook such things. You'll have to learn to overlook those things.

If you can overlook what these people blasphem on this website continually, I CAN'T

I do my regular surfing but whenever I bump into a religious thread they are also there talking trash that make me wonder if indeed their parents gave them proper training. Most of these useless boys are from damaged homes and backgrounds but instead of trying to break the chains on their wrists they are trying to mask the bruises with honey and call others to also chain themselves up ALL FOR NO REASON AT ALL

nwuyag: why not balance the equation by correcting her(I smoke weed) with the same tone

Balance what equation?

We can never be balanced until you quit this devilish thing you do on this website, must you try to discredit other people's God's just because you don't believe in any?

rationalmind: Your christian sister, I smoke ganja is to blame

How can you insult my God and I will keep silent?

You're lucky I can't catch you, I will physically abuse you if I ever do

Stewpid little boy

aManFromMars: i-smoke-weed needs love I think..


It's the weekend.

Come, we'll smoke together
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Don't worry, you will have ample time to smoke when you get to hell.

macof: idoitic mad woman. go to church or the mountain-top to pray to ur god

If only you could approach your father & mother and say the nonsense you keep posting on this forum

I'm sure they would personally kill and bury you themselves

Ungrateful fellow

nnofaith: you need to lay off the weed and get off the street for a change!

I agree that I smoke weed, it will never ever kill me and it doesn't stop me from seeing f00ls and recognizing them

But I wonder what on earth you are smoking to make you believe that there is no God, that shit won't just kill your body but your soul and spirit as well

You are a dead chaff walking

macof: will u just shut up and stop being stupid.
u just cant deal wit d fact dat ur god is evil and promoted hatred among nations thats why u are lashin out here

Come and show your face, let me DEAL with you instead.

One very HOT well placed SLAP will set your reasoning aright

Anu ofia. Ozu mmadu

Tufiakwa!

^^^ see what this f00l is quoting? Who gave you bible self? I can't believe you actually paid for one. Holding onto something meaningless to you only emphasizes your stewpidity

I dont know what you are trying so hard to prove. You talk as if you were born into a family of atheists which if true means you are worse off than I expected. Why must you keep practicing hypocricy by keeping a bible with you as you say the book is useless to you.

You are an abnormal person hiding behind the cover of an online forum to proclaim that you are an atheist, if you are truly happy and satisfied being one why not go on NTA and broadcast

Olori buruku! Make I hear say dem no flog JESUS back into your life

Its a fact that you have multiple accounts on this forum, all the so called unbelievers that have been posting on this thread is the same person

If others do not know . . . I KNOW

Atheists are all potential ritualists and black magic users. Ungrateful people that don't know anything but claim to know everything aka F00LS

I have no sympathy for your manner of humans, Its because you haven't been at the point of death before or seen a fellow human die before your very eyes that makes you have no fear of what lies beyond.

But very soon . . .

@athiests: You can say all you want to us christians, out of the 100 so called atheists on this forum only 10 are real and the rest na wash

I've seen atheists before, not single minded individual atheists but a FAMILY OF ATHEISTS both when I was schooling and now

They all have something in common, they all look UGLY & FUC¤D up with Very low IQ and extremely anti-social behaviour

rationalmind: Psalm 14:1
1 Only fools say in their hearts,
“There is no God.”
They are corrupt, and their actions are evil;
not one of them does good!

Do you agree that the bible is in your own words unproductive wrt this verse?

Its a well known fact that only fools don't believe in God

Even satan, babalawo, kiddnappers, robbers, ATHEISTS etc all know there is a God

BUT FOOLS DONT

Joshthefirst: sorry, what made you choose atheism?

After twenty something years of being a christian he was converted by a drunken racist in a bar in UK

It was as simple as that

rationalmind: What r u saying? I surrendered my life to God for 23 good years all to no avail

You should have died first before becoming tired

Since you are looking for a God that will give you gold and silver

metti:
I smoke weed, baby there is a difference between eclipse and Harley Comet. The later occur every 74years, if you see it once you might not see it again, I saw it in 1985 or there about. There is the possibilty of you seeing the former more than once.

Thank you for being insightful . . . Unlike some other IP addreses posting on this thread

ighoosagie: if u can't comprehend 2 sentences it a shame on u. I clearly stated that she is alive but not around .
I pity d future of nija becos of u. U can't even pay attention to details.

YOU are the one giving me the details right? You said (and I quote) "ASSUMING YOUR MOM WAS AROUND" . . . My dear what I deduce from your statement is that your mom saw an eclipse ONCE before and IS NOT AROUND to see this one

This automatically means she has seen an eclipse only once and MAY NOT see another anymore because she is not around to see this one

Do you get my point for stating that "most people get to see it just once in their lifetime" ? Your own mom is an obvious example

So now who is the SHAME on? I pray ASUU call off their strike specially for your own good

marcjoe: Send me an email

I have sent you a mail from within nairaland, I don't know your email address. You can very easily CC me when you are sending someone else the exact same settings please. My own email address is pattycornelly (AT) yahoo . Com

Thanks again

^ ^ ^ yeah puff up and get high often, it dosen't stop me from enjoying my life unlike other unfortunate people I know THANK YOU

ighoosagie: Gpls where did u source ur facts frm?

My mum told me she observed the 1947 eclipse and she is still alive today. She would have observed another today if she was around.

I gave up after reading dis

If I called you a f00l I may get banned for saying the truth

Todays eclipse hasn't occured yet but your mom is "NOT AROUND" anymore according to your post, she travel abroad or is she dead already? Anyhow she won't be seeing this eclipse my dear

Reporting live from borno state

Residents have joined together in a massive attempt to erect a mighty canopy over their homes to shield an of their respective family members from trying to view the sun or moon today, when approached for comments some disgruntled locals gave these comments -

BONIFACE (spare part dealer) : na wa for you oh! How you go dey ask me stewpid question? you know say today church? How we go dey waste our life dey look up from morning to night when boko haram still full ground? Abeg carry ya microphone comot for my face joor


ABDULMALIK (cattle herdsman) : kai yarinya ! I want make you for dey look for up make dem mali boys come tiff all my sheep baa! Worlahi if I close my eye ofen am still see you por my pront I go take my dagger chuuk you belle comat for grand

MY PEOPLE AFTER THESE TWO SHORT INTERVIEWS I IMMEDIATELY BEGAN MY LONG TREK BACK TO CONGO

Imagine this op asking yeye question

An eclipse is a once in a lifetime affair, why not get on the plane and go higher up closer to the moon than others on the ground will be?

That is front row VIP seat viewing with a/c, refreshments and swag plus na "pay per view" you go dey do so

@marcjoe: please I have droidvpn, can you email me the settings too? pattycornelly [at] yahoo. com

Thanks

This thread stopped being meaningful since it's 4th page. I feel like deleting my posts self.