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toygod2: only in NIGERIA, ll someone post with his bottom

WOW! Is that how you posted yours? Can you teach me? I'm a jamaican

Studio CFR: why is the joke not funny?

GBA! Take this

Just INHALE & EXHALE repeatedly for 5 minutes, by then you would be smiling at everything. Even armed robbers ;p

mykali: i wish i could laugh

I recommend a tight roll of 'blunt' to ping your sense of humour. Shall I 'roll one up' for ya?

Ajibel: only truck minded people can post this kinda unfunny jokes




next!

Dude you seem kinda tense . . . Should I 'roll one up' for you? You would enjoy it, cross my heart

invectives: A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?”

The fat lady says “its not a cow its a pig”.

And the bartender said, ” I was talking to the pig”

So the lady looked like a cow to the bartender? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yep! The bartender must have finished a few 'wraps' just minutes before the lady and her pig stepped in

toygod2: iSmokeWeed, for once .....u sound reasonable.
reduce d dosage pls

DONT HATE

Just feel it

;p

kuntakinte: THE HONEST DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of
2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked
at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well,you know what, you're absolutely correct. But
how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

I tot when guys get 'high' all ladies tend to look really good to them, well I guess the drunk was high on 'weed' at that time cos beer would be another story

aloib: i swear didnt grab anythn

Me too. I've smoked 3 jumbo sizes and still can't grasp the humour in this joke

Smh

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^)3--""

kobezex: It baffles me why these guys don't shave when they're aware they will be displaying their armpit to the whole world. The swimmers are the most guilty of this even Michael Phelps.

Guys don't you know that most girls like their men not to be clean shaven? I mean, we gurlz are always shaved and would appreciate a bit of hair on our guys (so far as its clean). Any girl that says otherwise DOES NOT SMOKE WEED ;p

Pamperme: are u sure d guy is blind? coz i wonder ow he knows d guy has so much children

Hmmmm . That's true. Maybe the bus driver counted them as they got in the bus to the mans hearing.

Akpos joke was cool. I need to get a little bit 'high' to understand the humour in the other ones

DONkollione: @ode remo,








hw many pusssy pipe u smoke today?

Maybe he is smoking my paussy and I'm smoking his pipe ;p

SMOKING WEED

Is there any berra sport than this?

The day my mum took the nipples out of my mouth is the day I put the 'weed' into it

And its been that way till date, no regrets

I smoke weed

I rep jamaica

Let the games begin

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]disgusting. do you christians worship in a religious institution or a night club/brothel[/quote]Ermm. Have you had your morning dose of 'weed' today?

I don't think so

Free: 1. A mink in the closet.
2. A jaguar in the garage.
3. A tiger in the bedroom.
4. And an ass to pay for it all.

Whattabout weed ? Women just looove weed

Women are weak but I am different

I can smoke weed berra than any man, who wanna challenge me?

Since birth I have never gone a full 24hrs without weed

Our & africas first lady smokes weed

Didn't you guys know this before?

All in favor of Jesus say 'aye'

All against say 'nay'

Gbam!

The 'ayes' have it, now let's all settle down to a lil bit of weed to relax our nerves.

Who wanna join me? Its actually simple, all you gat to do is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

Hey everyone I'm new here and I need a place to light up ma ish
cos all the jokes here are stale

Anyone wanna join me? All you gotta do is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

You get? Thanks moderators

Meddler: Wud like to connect with natural hair sistas in Abuja or any where in naija. We are a rare breed to all the brazilian hair, indian hair, peruvian hair chicks. If you are proud of ur heritage and embrace ur "naturalness" then come in and let's hang for a while. Tell us what works for ur hair and ur hair routines (if you have any). Looking forward to ur responses.

I have got the best looking, healthiest and strongest hair in my grade.

I smoke weed regularly and massage the ashes into my scalp. It keeps my hair growing straight and strong.

You can do it too, just remember this routine below

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

Then MASSAGE

Cheers

[quote author=acidtalk]When you go tho the market and you see a young man of between 26-45 years of age pricing and buying tomatoes, meat, vegetables and other ingredients, what first comes to your mind? Do you wonder why he is the one in the market instead of a girlfriend or wife.

Please share your honest opinion.

Guys, how do you feel being the one pricing in the market? Do you feel embarrassed or indifferent?[/quote/]

Any man can do that

He just needs the right amount of 'high' in his life. Even you can do it today

Remember the keywords are

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

A lil bit of this - a lil bit of that

A lil bit of weed - a lil bit of win

Remember all they had to do was to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

Ohhh

This girl smoked with me before winning the other race that time

Why didn't she 'tap' the remaining 'blaow' before starting this race

The only thing she needed to do to win was to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

Until my darling president smokes weed he won't know what to do to these well endowed boko boys

My advice to him . . . Is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE