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hi guys. I have one etisalat myfy wireless modem that i want to use with an airtel simcard. How can someone help me do it? I appreciate any help

ehispapa: most expensive hotel indeed..for ur mind

dont mind him. He snorted c0ke, went to a hotel and slept in the reception (after the price at all seasons chased him away).

[quote author=Okija_juju]A jobless man stayed in the most expensive hotel in Owerri...[/quote]only a jobless fraudstar or f00l who cant cut his /her coat according his/her size would do such . . . i seriously hope you are not one of the above.

Or did you stay in the bar? Lobby? Reception . . . ? ?

[quote author=Okija_juju]You need to upgrade to cocaine.. Weed is definitely notworking for you anymore.. [/quote]you know what, i just might. Kindly send me some of yours via fedex, do you need my address?

braxjay: hmmm different kinds of jobs in naija. "state photography" bru just curious, how long did it take you to get all these shots

my dear, the way the guy went up and down taking pictures it would look as if seun Promised to refuel his car. This website can really cure joblessness sha

all the drugs that cause such changes are bad.

Not mary j. Cos it makes you feel good.

If you aint done weed. Dont criticise it.

Why should i pay N500 to cross that bridge with a car when i can pay N0.00 to trek across it with my 'legediz benz' ? And im sure i will enjoy the view best.

Ask anyone who has strolled across river niger before . . . Its not much but its really nice

Please how do i hack my nokia n78

killuminati: O gal/boy see hypocritism! We muslim no send all these worldly stuff wey xtians dey die for! It's just as simple as dat, we don't preach about worldy tins like dem pastors do, that's una dey fall maga dey pay dem tithe while dey steady soak GARRI all day for house. We go soon send all those pastors go prison

yeah . Its 'VIRGINS IN PARADISE' that your religion preaches about. There is really Nothing worldly about that

jenny78: A friend came crying yesterday,she just discovered that the man she has been married to for five years smokes weed.When she confronted him, he said he only smokes it when he hangs out with his friends and said its no big deal since he does it once in a while.

My friend is very concerned because her hubby blows hot and cold most times and she is worried that this nasty habit of his may be the cause.
She has advised him to seek medical help but he said she is making mountain out of molehill.

She now wants to quit the marriage because she has not been happy and her latest discovery has convinced her more that the marriage is not worth it.

Do you think ,she has made the right decision?

let her go and learn to smoke her own so that she and her husband will sit in their living room, face eachother and do smoking competition

binger: I have never been flogged. I have never been a cow and i have never had nomads/abokis as a teacher,guardian or parent

while many were 'flogged the hell out of' just only yesterday during the monthly cultism recruitment exercise in mushin

pleep: drugs are bad okay? dont do drugs

for your info drugs are the best thing to happen to mankind since JESUS. although they are not to be abused.

panadol = drug
vitamin c = drug
lexotan = drug
all anti-malaria DRUGS = drug
weed = drug

if you look closely at the list above you would notice that they all have ONE THING in common . . . i seriously hope you understand that particular THING with your famous eye contact.

cigarette = tobacco = NOT A DRUG (maybe this is the one you indulge in abi?)

hornipipe: the guy obviously has problems with comprehension

as in ehn :s

pleep: Are you high, what are u talking about?

Dusty pothead bytch.

yeah, i am actually high but your f00lishness is currently being measured in 'QUANTUMS'

>> INHALING & EXHALING <<

PS - i seriöusly doubt you wöuld even understand what i wröte in my first paragraph up there, if it will make you feel any better just use your 'EYE CONTACT' to recognise the words and then " go PLEEP yourself " okay

hornipipe: you're back

yep. Missed me?

OYA OH ! . . . na to go dust my international passport SHARP SHARP !!

roses are red and violets are blue. better hide that weed cos the cops lights are too

pleep: hmmm
I suggest women use their eyes, You dont have to speak too much just use eye contact effectivly.

we are talking of the girls you try to ask out and not about dumb people . . . eye contack kò eye contact nì

smh

onila: Why do girls think a guy should keep a convo going...?

it only happens this bad in 9ja. It often is as a result of those particular girls always hanging out with guys double their age.

What do you wanna ask him about? his wife?

hmm . . .
is it this op that looks like 'oluku' at that usa deportee camp that managed to find a working 3310 to post this crap?

Anyhow sha, enjoy

still INHALING & EXHALING !!!

when 2 or 3 guys are gathered together at a stool in a shekpe joint drinking XXL bottles of 'ALOMO BITTERS', what may be the topic of their discussion?

A) football

B) what our fist lady REALLY went to do overseas for 2 whole months

C) women

D) why their ALOMO tastes awfully bitter that particular day

E) WHY ON EARTH THEY ARE ALL GATHERED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE (maybe after 7 hours of drinking)

select your answer carefully, winner gets N1,500 ECONET RECHARGE CARD asap!

jackpot: will you keep quiet there, you 65yrs old flat-chested ex-convict!

SHATTAP - SHATTAP - SHATTAP - SHATTAP - SHATTAP - SHATTAP YA MAT !!!

jackpot: what actually have you done to "palliative" the situation?

*no offence*

can you use a SPOON to bail out water from a sinking ship?

felifeli: Smoking igbo/gbana
Drinking ogogoro/ sepe

SHATTAP !!! SHATTAP !!! SHATTAP !!! SHATTAP !!! SHATTAP !!!

Konsult07: 3. Smoking: It causes multiple brainshrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

ive been smoking for years and have got my school cert, degree, msc, a good job, loving fiance, really good health e.t.c

so if the above statement is true i believe i should be dead or an imbé jumping up and down under a bridge or in a dustbin someplace abi?

STORY - STORY ? ? ? STORY


PS - im actually still 'INHALING & EXHALING'

hi friends. Please can someone aid me with the unlock code for his MTN Hauwei ZTE modem with IMEI Number 865156017156104 . Thanx

femi4: 56343428

thanx

femi4: You are welcome

i need your help with an unlock code once again.

Its a hauwei mtn modem with imei # 358108024128844. Thanx

^^ muuaahh

Plz i need the unlock codefor this hauwei modem from glo. Its imei # is 867455000926467 . Thanx

hey, to all my ladies out there, when you discover that your man is cheating on you...please do NOT do the following:-

1. Demanding to know about the other woman: The truth may hurt you. Can you handle the truth?

2. Insulting the other woman: You are giving her power, she doesnt deserve. Especially if you insult her to your husband e.g. how is your slut doing? Or even worse, calling the other woman and making a fool of yourself.

3. Forcing him to choose, thinking he will choose you: There is no competition here, you will lose this one! She is new and they are in the honeymoon phase, you on the other hand are an old habit.

4. Calling him excessively to checkon him like a prisoner. He may start to avoid your calls even if he is not doing anything bad just to protect his freedom.

5. Beating the other woman up: You are creating sympathy for her. Now she looks like your victim to him. With this one you are still giving her power. Besides, such behaviour only Reveal the straatmate within you.

6. Threatening to leave just to scare him: You are giving him ideas. You make
the grass seem greener on the other side.

7. Crying: He wont feel sympathy for you, he will feel burdened by the tears.

8. Snooping: Dont hurt yourself unnecessarily. You will find what you
are looking for. Dont break into his e-mails. Dont scroll his cellphone and dont go through his messages.

9. Being in denial even though the signs are there: Do something about your knowledge or you will make yourself sick. Some diseases are stress-related. Deal with your issues; dont bottle them up.

10. Telling his mother who does not even like you: For crying out loud! This is his mother!

11. Committing suicide: Seriously now, once you're gone, you're gone!

12. Put HIS phone down : It is wise to leave his phone alone. when you are hurting, deal with your disappointment instead of going through his phone only to find more.

INSTEAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE BASSTARD IS BEING UNFAITHFUL TO YOU . . . just 'kill' him straight up . . . aiight . . . ?


INHALING & EXHALING

Come oh . . . Na belt that wrestler been win or abi na the blood ? ?

Nah wah o