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Lame12:
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Good evening Lame12. Pls can you drop your whatsapp contact. I have few things I want to clarify

@mr physics, sorry but do you graduated with a first class from the university?

*TRY AND CHECK YOUR DASH BOARD AGAIN... "DERE'S NOTHING LIKE YOU ARE NOT IN STREAM ONE AGAIN*....e b like say dey don dey get sense small small

*TRY AND CHECK YOUR DASH BOARD AGAIN... "DERE'S NOTHING LIKE YOU ARE NOT IN STREAM ONE AGAIN*....e b like say dey don dey get sense small small

Please run away from her. Girls like that are time waster, and she know how to equally play with emotion. The truth is she don't want you to go, she is keeping you around in case something happen between her and the other guy, or just incase she notice you've made it or you might made it soon

wildcatter23:
That's an epic answer.

Let's wait for the rejoinder from the plumber

is this where shatta wale work in Ghana

joshuakdboy:
I'm here to get ideas. same situation as you op. I also have been saving since I started NYSC. I'd pass out in October as well. I've Been thinking about the labour market though I have a First Class in mathematics and this university I'm serving might have interest in me.
I want to start a business after passing out.

cheers.

may we be favoured.

Pls message me

men and cheating are like 5 and 6,,it Is innate in us

StephDamielola:
Good Evening Uncle. Thank you for giving me the privilege to address this brokie.


To the broke dude,

You already know your problem and a problem known is a prove solved. So as a lady I advice you step up your game. Make some dough bro, you need it. Or else you will live like a cursed and rejected swine. As at the time of typing this shit, you aren't entitled to a vagina ok.

so the reason why they are actuallly is because they think I don't have a life?? and for that I'm not entitle to there hole??

sunshineG:
Your mind set is wrong with you
You have zeroed everything down in life to your good looks

News flash bro
You are now in real life and no longer in school your good looks alone will not earn you a pedigree in life

It takes guts and strong character to make it out there, things those ladies admiring your ugly friend find in him

You need to bring out that strong character in you, and let them see your determination, your strive to succeed

Then good looks will be an added advantage

Hope I made sense

thank you boss, this is the only advice I think I can reason with

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lols, I think I can relate with this post, when I was 25,i dated a girl of 19yrs old, believe me she was too naive and emotional, always opt in for whatever I bring close to her,, she can be crying if I shout on her or if she doesn't clean the room well,, but seriously I enjoyed her company she washed, cooked and the likes, compare to the LovePeddler I'm with right now whose main objective is to suck me dry, all she know is money

ASUU and strike are like 5 and 6,,for heaven sake can't our universities have a year free strike since 1960's that u guys have seen strike as the only weapon??... even when rain fall exesively, ASUU will say they are going on strike

though I was pretty not well that particular night, was having malaria and ws told to rest, she called me and I told her not to come, she then surprised me by coming,, told the bitch I'm not feeling fine and that she should just sleep and not trouble me,, she later force me to Bleep her... the following morning after she left, I reported at the hospital because I was feeling too weak

richfriendsng:
yes, when I discovered she is a virgin, I don't want to toil with blood, atleast not yet

yea, this happens to me too

chenzen:
cold shoulders surfaces in relationship, if he feels he can no longer continue, then its OK to call it quit than hurt himself as well too...

thanks Bro, and thank God I've not even bleep her

Nma27:
Tell her you are HIV positive and that's y u don't wanna sleep with her. She go zoom

this is too deadly Bro

I was even planning to tell her before that my mom got me a girl from the village, though I never accept her, but this girl find her way to bewitch me and force me to get her pregnant,,,.......... but I'm not sure if this gonna work

galadima77:
Why were u interested before? Did that reason fizzle out. So who u wan leave the girl for na?

My friend u better stay put till she finds another man...u know how many single ladies dey out there wey we dey pray for? Better not increase their number biko

by doing this, I'll be wasting her time

biggace:
you are toying with woman heart ♥ now abi
and if karma catch up with you you will come back to nl to shout women are wicked

kwantinu doing exam your results will soon come out.

I'm not toying with her heart, the truth is I don't have anything in stock for her

Splinz:
According to you, this friend of yours is faultless. Yet, your mind conceived evil behind her back, even with full knowledge of its repercussions.

Now, whatever may be your reason for this, I do not judge you. But hurting someone whose only crime was probably loving you is nothing but, wickedness!

Yes, you can't beat a child and expects him/her not to cry. Always look before you leap. This is what you should have done before venturing into a relationship with someone.

.right now I'm not feeling anything for her and I don't wanna waste her time

Prettythicksmi:
Tell her u r no longer interested,chikena!She cant die.Soldier go soldier come,complete am bro.hehehehe

I've employed different strategies to let her know I'm no longer interested, but she won't just let go

firstking01:
Break her heart and karma in the form of miss will dis-assemble and shatter your own heart in than nearest future.

Nma27:
were u forced into the relationship? Why backing out so early?

firstking01:
Break her heart and karma in the form of miss will dis-assemble and shatter your own heart in than nearest future.

I don't know what got me attracted to her in the first place, but sincerely that is the more reason why I've not bleep her because I know I'm not gonna marry her,,,,, I've seriously accept this as my mistake, all I need right now is a good advice and perhaps a more positive means to send her outta my life for good, because she has been giving me sign that she no dey go anywhere

Pls help

it is barely 3 months in the relationship, though I can't seems to get hold of any offence on her part,, she has been doing everything practicable to satisfy me (though I never have sex with her)... she showed me her life depended on me and From the look of things she can harm herself if I cut the relationship off,, but the truth is I'm no longer interested,, Pls how do I go about this without hurting her, I believe she will find a better partner than me

momoloso:
Stop helping her out financially and otherwise. Say no to her whenever she calls you. That is the only way, otherwise, she will destroy your life.
Because she will keep coming to your while she will remain attached to her hubby, causing you to remain emotionally attached to her, thus rendering you incapable of loving your own woman wholeheartedly and robbing you of your peace of mind, she's a manipulator, she wants yr money to run her home and life, and wants to use occasional lewd sex to capture you emotionally.

You will become her slave. period

this is the best advice here,, it seems you're talking from experience cos all that you've said is absolutely true

chiraqDemon:
The first day i went o a date with a girl she brought a friend, but i came prepared, i called my guy to come and take her friend away. Im too smart for that game

guy you're too smart... I love that kind scope o

[quote author=Emmerich09 post=56572320]After talking to William about the girl and assuring him that we are all chilling out tonight, I decided to relax a bit before the afternoon drills commences. While relaxing kizzo came in looking all happy and we asked wat was going on and he said Olivia the girl dat has been giving him a hard time has finally given him her number nd even agreed to hang out with him tonight, and William said guy seriously? we were all happy for him cuz he really likes her but she has taken him for granted, I mean who wouldn't like Olivia, she got some madazz shape and a big ass, but some down sides which u will know soon l. So I was like kizzo seriously how did you do it, kizzo was like mitch relax shay i tell you say the beb go feel my parole las las, she dey see us for Mami naw she dey feel our package, guy forget oh girls dey look guyz wella oh, dem know d ones wey get package. You remember when i first dey flow with her she no dey give me face at all, she dey reason other guys but naw wey she don see as e dey go, na she even dey fine my face cuz since dat dey wey i ask for her number wey she tell me say she no get phone ehn, dat thing pain me so I just luck up for her matter. You remember that night wey we dey fayrouz stand wey we cast the place, she and her friends dey the next bar de view us but I lock up like say I no see her, so today after my platoon meeting i say make i go chaow for restaurant as I dey eat I just site she and her friend enter the restaurant com sit down not too far from me, when I see dem I just lock up dey do my thing like say I no see her. Next thing wey I see she dey in front of me dey shine teeth, I de look her like ehn wetin i fit do for you, before she com say hi kizzo how you doing, i came to eat with my friend nd was surprised to see you here - for my mind bomb dey ur head abi? Na today you don de see me abi - oh yeah dis is where I normally eat, oh really me too hop you don't mind us joining you - for my mind abi dis one no well, wetin she see today na- oh its cool I don't mind you can join me. Na so she waka go bring her friend nd their belongings come oh, she com dey try form chit chat with me, so kizzo wats up and how are you doing, we have not be seeing each other lately like we used to, for my mind - ahhhh mo daran abi dis beb no well, wen I dey chase you up nd down for camp you dey feel ur self abi - ummm have been kinda busy dats why. OK I understand, she naw ordered for wat she and her friend would eat nd they brought it, in my mind I was very happy she was on d same table with me but when I remembered how she treated me before i felt like leaving the place. She introduced me to her friend then they brought their food nd they started eating by den I was almost done with mine, so she said she wanted to view some of my pictures nd I handed my phone over to her, excused myself stood up nd went to the freshen up in the convenience. When I go back I just told her I had some where i needed to be nd I decided to clear any other little doubts she was having about me, the food we ate was like 1,600 but I dropped 3k on the table nd told her incase they still want to order for more, i saw the huge surprise on her face but i acted cool took my phone then she said kizzo thanks alot, in my mind - so you fit compose yourself like dis before, nai you dey do jati jati like elega pikin - no problem Olivia you welcome anytime... Before I could walk like ten steps my phone rang with a strange number, I picked nd a female voice came up, hi kizzo it's Olivia I really want to say thank for what you did today i really appreciate it, nd I was wondering if we could chill out tonight if you don't mind. I was so surprised nd dumbfounded cuz I know i never gave her my number but I had to regain myself nd give her a reply, ummm am not too sure but I will let you know k, OK i would be expectin ur call bye then she hung up. My walking steps nw became slow I was trying to play the events dat occurred in my head all over again, dat was when i remembered that she collected my phone, dat must have been when she got my number. William nw said yes naw dats how she got it, so I think you should call her later in the day and tell her to join us tonight cuz we chilling, mitch has a plan to make uche chill with us tonight, kizzo looked at me and said seriously? I affirmed to it then he said he will give Olivia a call to come chill with us I bet she's gonna luv it, so suddenly the two of dem started looking at me like dey were expecting me to say something nd i was like wat? Dey said nothing, they kept looking dat was when i decoded it was Lara dey were waiting for me to say If she was coming. Nd I said make una no worry Lara go show nd they all smiled nd hailed me but inside of my i was doubting but didn't know why. So we rested for a while and before we knew, it was time for the afternoon drills the bigle was blown nd people started moving down to the parade ground. Before we left the hostel i reminded William that he should tell uche dat a friend of he's wants to meet her and he should call me once the drills are over cuz it lasts till the evening nd he said cool, so while on the ground our platoon commander started talking to us about the coming competition and how we must try to make sure we come first, when he was thru talking we all went to our different locations, I was with the guys playing football we won our first match nd lost the second match, while the volleyball girls lost all their games so dey are out, I saw Lara and she said she's going to practice with some girls to show them how to walk, cuz she had the experience already so she left me nd i was chilling with Mark nd he was gisting me about a cookie (a girl) he met last night nd how they connected nd how fricken high they were. He was like the girl can smoke like a chimney nd he kinda likes her style, he likes girls dat get high. So after awhile I left the field and decided to go for a stroll dat was when i saw Lara cat walking majestically teaching the other girls and immediately she saw me she almost fell, she was shy, she didn't expect to see me at that point in time I just smiled and walked past. Before we knew wat was happening time had gone nd the day was getting dark and the various platoons had started rounding up, then i got a call from William telling me he's with uche and asking me to come meet them up in the field. After receiving his call I knew I had to do something cool in other to get the girls attention, cuz have been seeing her around and she's quite a cutie but my guy is also handsome so wat can I do to make her chill out with us nd give him a listening ear. As I was walking towards where they were I was thinking of something that I would do dat would make her change her mind within minutes of my presence, when I entered the field and saw them a bit far from me, she, William and some of their platoon members where together she was sited and William was standing close to her when I finally got there I greeted the guy's nd William walked up to me nd shake me with a smile on his face, we took a few steps to where she was sited nd William said uche meet mitch my very good friend in camp nd immediately i stretched Fort my hands and said ohh the famous uche have been hearing so much about you and she said hmmmm, I hop they are good things nd i said yeah they are nd am very much pleased to meet you, she smiled and said likewise. Then i surprised her and everyone there when i went to her nd bent down in front of her looking straight into her eyes like i was about to propose to her and said, wat are you doing tonight? Hope you don't mind joining us tonight at the Mami cuz we will be glad to have you on our table and am sure William here would be ecstatic if you could show up. She looked at me surprisingly then at William and said sure I will, nd I was like it's a deal I stood up told her we will be seeing later tonight signaled William to meet me in the hostel nd I left. When I was going i was like yeah I did dat for William, then my mind drifted to Lara it's past 7pm already and I didn't inform her about our hanging out tonight, I called her line once, twice, trice and she wasn't picking up nd I was like damn am i going to be the only one chilling without a girl by his side tonight....[/quot
this story almost made me miss a test yesterday while reading Wen I forgot I had a test by 4pm... but guy Wetin dey pain me be say all this while you've never Bleep this girl,,,, guy Abeg u gaz Bleep her o, it is a must

Kenzico:
I Once did that to a girl back in Uni, She went home and sent me a text that "YOU are WICKED!!

wicked?...she is mad I wonder why girls dey do like that... does she think you invited her over to come and do assignment?

Lols, had one with this chick I've been chasing for over two weeks, she just come on a visit like 2hrs ago, and as I left her in my room go buy soft drink, she just grab my hand and keep staring at me and as a bad guy that I'm, I easily understand and that was how the whole stuff begin on my bed and ended on my bed

Dotwillis1:
when you know you still a kid been monitored by an uncle... Why don't you wait till you are 21 before you start fornicating

I'm 23 and in my final year in the university

na so I leave school last week Friday going to my town to spend the weekend withthis new bae, as I enter motor,na so I saw my uncle at the front, I was afraid, so I want to alight, as he turned back our eye met ,he just signal make I come front, he inquired why I no call him to inform him say I dey come home, I lie say I don dey try his number but not reachable,...... na so he disturb my plan and we went home together and now bae dey para say her friend tell am say she saw me somewhere around, bae dey think say I go meet another girl ni

Lashort:
Yes it does "if I play hard to get" that means I'm in control.

I'll flirt with yah and get your hopes high & your emotions running everywhere and then go cold in a split second

in the little time of your flirting with me, I would have toyed with your emotion too or probably would have fork you one of those times, and Wen you decided to go cold, I will just leave you alone and never bother you again,, then I'll show up with my new girlfriend
this I've done times unnumbered