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HARDDON:
Oh yea?

Well, now help him out!

Dont keep Big deddy waiting

Boss harddon, forgive me. I applied this drill and got her hooked. To the extent that she can deny her parents to be in my arms. Later on, my love for her skyrocket and I started being too nice and boring. I wasn't the person she was attracted to any longer. I caught her cheating and still begged her and promised to be there for her. Now she's relegated me to the dreaded friendzone. she had the gut to even tell me another man is bedding her

funmisticqueen:
genotype for both of you, blood group also for both of you especially if your wife is rhesus negative, tests for STIs like gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, syphillis and HIV for both of you.

a pelvic scan for her especially if your wife is older and yet to get pregnant to rule out fibroids and other issues.

A SFA or seminal fluid analysis for only you just to be sure that you aren't firing chromosomally abnormal or blank shots.

Let her start taking folic acid tablets.

Are you a nurse?
Well, DM me baby.

Make I no lie.

I spent it with bae on my bed. her breast in my mouth, .my dick in her Toto. From 10pm till 8am this morning. what assurance can be great

I urged all the men, both married and single, to come to this thread as as a matter of urgency.

cc : ubunja, Martinez39, pansophist and others.

Something I Just want to reiterate is that" women have no Love to give".

The ordeal which this guy narrated here happened to my uncle. He was a big man, a director. About 4 years ago, 2015, he lost his stands and was unable to regain his footing. his wife took the reign and start directing the affairs of the house. Everybody thought this is a good woman. Months later, this woman bought her cold attitude and started dishing insults to the man all because he could not provide. just last year, the man died- depression.

Women are tool good only to be bleeped and discard. If you're a man forming love, you're to be blamed

Just yesterday, her friend offered me pussy which I rejected. Bae had travelled home since December 23 and won't be coming back till jan4. And bae has Never even let me kiss her. I pay my ways with money to even collect hug from her

Ekemeze:
IS YOUR BOYFRIEND WORST FIGHTING FOR?

before a typical Naija girl would do what u just did, then the guy must be a rich nigga or pretty good in bedmatics

You just said what I'm about to type. Do I still need to comment?

Mgbadike80:
If the man is of sound character and focused in life then the answer is yes. My sister should work to support her husband, she's not a piece of furniture in his home. I believe that's what the bible said too.

Lie

2kaybiel:
Happy New year

With this ur big something, if u fart the whole nairaland will be smelling of rotten egg.

Hmmm

This is me. people say I'm too ugly but I still give glory to God that I'm still alive

Biglittlelois:
You lack intelligence and sound mind, critical thinking, deduction and comprehension is far from you, males like you without head way lack cognitive dissonance, applying wisdom where necessary doesn't apply at all to y'all, if you were patient enough without trying to sound like a specie worth the time and effort, you wouldn't be blind to my quotes of the Op who apologised on behalf of himself and others who erred, and also to a particular male that I quoted his menopausal, insulting comment, but alas, oxygen has been deprived where absolutely necessary, hence your yapping about females in general,

If ladies who sells to the highest bidder hurts you really bad, sit down and drink water, up your game so that you will be among the highest of the highest bidder, who knows, you will get the lady of your dream, until then, do not ever mention or quote me again with your truck load of nonsense, kapish?

Noted, but discarded as usual

Biglittlelois:
I had high hope for this thread, infact, I was loving the comments, until I got to some pages and I started seeing, "menopause" and other degrading words just to prove certain points, it's really sad that at this age and time, women are still perceived certain ways using something or a phase that can't be controlled as their drive home point, and funny thing is, they don't, won't, refuse to see it as bad, instead, they prefer to call for more re-inforcement to continue the men movement and gender insults, because that is how their points, opinion, can make sense or a prove of worth, crassness.

Why do u women act like this?is it because most of u lack the right intelligence to think rationally or what?

where in the thread did women bashing, as u have outrightly claimed, happened? When you call women out on their crazy hypergamy instinct, the best they could do is emotional gaslighting and cheap blackmail.

I will say it again, I have never seen where women forge a common progressive front without attempt to frustrate the system either through blackmail or using feminine power. Las las, y'all sell to the highest bidder

thorpido:
I find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and begging a woman

While I do not support begging for love,your first few words imply that the 'begging' here is not begging for love.It means more like deferring to someone.

What you actually mean to me is that you find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and deferring to a woman.
Something is definitely wrong with your perception of women and your position in a relationship.

Like someone already mentioned,money is good but the values and character of a man also matter and there are still Nigerian women who look out for such.

thorpido:
[b]I find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and begging a woman

While I do not support begging for love,your first few words imply that the 'begging' here is not begging for love.It means more like deferring to someone.

What you actually mean to me is that you find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and deferring to a woman.
Something is definitely wrong with your perception of women and your position in a relationship.

Like someone already mentioned,money is good but the values and character of a man also matter and there are still Nigerian women who look out for such.

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thorpido:
I find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and begging a woman

While I do not support begging for love,your first few words imply that the 'begging' here is not begging for love.It means more like deferring to someone.

What you actually mean to me is that you find it hard exercising patience with,indulging and deferring to a woman.
Something is definitely wrong with your perception of women and your position in a relationship.

Like someone already mentioned,money is good but the values and character of a man also matter and there are still Nigerian women who look out for such.

Wrong@ bolded. No Nigerian lady choose good character over social standing, net worth, educational background and pay checks

bukatyne:
Are you talking causal relationships or real relationships leading to marriage if successful?

Both, madam. madam, Both.

I have come to realize asking women out spoil the show and give her the power to fling things around as she wishes. Have what she's looking for in a man and watch her doing the chasing

uninspired07:
I dont mean to spar with you but I think you just want men to face the vagaries of the chasing phase. It’s not all men that are that patient to chase, call and beg for a woman’s attention.

Some just prefer mutual attraction or knowing that their money is the attraction.

May God bless you for this.

There are many type of control q man can have.

while women might not necessarily be interested in ur look as a man, your financial prowess is of utmost importance. it gives you sizeable leverage and position you as trophy among deserving women, men inclusive

bukatyne:
You said when you sense a whiff of disinterest or indifference, you flee to protect your ego.

That was why I highlighted that statement and responded to it.

Nobody has talked about groveling before a woman to make her accept you nor do I buy the idea of using gifts to woo a woman except you are looking for an elebi.

If you think immediately you ask a woman out, she must say yes, then you must have an overbloated sense of yourself which is pride or a mask to cover your perceived inadequacies which is low self-esteem.

If you want a lady, be ready to invest your time in wooing her and if she insists no, you can move on.

Sometimes, you need to go extra to pursue a lady especially if you are the type that believes in God's perfect will for marriage.

bukatyne:
You said when you sense a whiff of disinterest or indifference, you flee to protect your ego.

That was why I highlighted that statement and responded to it.

Nobody has talked about groveling before a woman to make her accept you nor do I buy the idea of using gifts to woo a woman except you are looking for an elebi.

If you think immediately you ask a woman out, she must say yes, then you must have an overbloated sense of yourself which is pride or a mask to cover your perceived inadequacies which is low self-esteem.

If you want a lady, be ready to invest your time in wooing her and if she insists no, you can move on.

Sometimes, you need to go extra to pursue a lady especially if you are the type that believes in God's perfect will for marriage.

bukatyne:
You said when you sense a whiff of disinterest or indifference, you flee to protect your ego.

That was why I highlighted that statement and responded to it.

Nobody has talked about groveling before a woman to make her accept you nor do I buy the idea of using gifts to woo a woman except you are looking for an elebi.

If you think immediately you ask a woman out, she must say yes, then you must have an overbloated sense of yourself which is pride or a mask to cover your perceived inadequacies which is low self-esteem.

If you want a lady, be ready to invest your time in wooing her and if she insists no, you can move on.

Sometimes, you need to go extra to pursue a lady especially if you are the type that believes in God's perfect will for marriage.

@ bolded, you're wrong. A lady know within the first 10mins of contact if she's gonna sleep with you or not. Girls judge a man first with his look. As a matter of fact, she'll ask you out herself if you're considerably handsome. If a woman is not giving u attention, it's a sign you're not good looking. Improve your look, and if u can't, improve ur look, then improve some other areas of ur life- women craves intelligent men , rich men , powerful men. you can use any of these to ur advantage.

No need of wooing her before u date her. Everything falls in place if u have the look

ubunja:
Let's keep the momentum going in the coming year

Ubunja pls I beg don't leave us. Sometimes I enter this forum because of you. Let January brings more stuffs. cheers

Ishilove:
LMAO

Two confused girls deluding each other

I don't get why men nowadays are weak. too weak. There was an in-house rift between a man and his wife living next to my quarters. The woman had slapped her husband cuz she can't give him sex and she's getting tired of him persuading her and begging. When guys in the neighborhood learn about the incidence, his reputation dropped.

why are men this weak??

Digmygold:
My simple prayer is that your daughters never settle down until they meet Ubunja replicas. Amen.

Shut up please. for you don't understand what you're talking about. you're under the grip of pussy and ur type are the ones that beg their wife for 2hrs for kiss. while she's sexing free in town

Ubunja looking at this thread and smiling. Ubunja sure has gotten himself another feministic pussy. Enjoy boss ubunja

no matter how many years u used worshiping a particular pussy, you're still gonna get disappointed. hypergamy doesn't care how many years you have been together

Vortex369:
Turn of your phones this Xmas if you are not able.

A friend Just tell me same on WhatsApp this morning. I think I'm going to stick to it

MEGA4BILLION:
What is talking?

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lavylilly:
Men aren't left out on this personnel hygiene,
50% of men suffer bad breath,body odour, mouth odour..as a man how do u take care of your body generally?

A clean and handsome guy turns me on like mad!..because i love sniffing a lot..I can sleep on your armpit if its odourles and clean..

You are wondering why after that girl came visiting and she stopped picking your calls,check your breath,body well before you call her names...

Most men are very dirty ....when I say dirty its an understatement,I've met a guy that has body and mouth odour,bad breath,3in1.I really liked him,in fact I loved him,I tried talking to him about it,I bought him cologne i made sure he brushes day and night, I placed him on food diet to know if the bad breath and mouth odour will go no way....it was follow come,maybe kind of hereditary or spiritual but Amaka can't tell.

Then when we want to play I avoid kissing and he must bath and brush at the same time,I will now give him cloret chewing gum to chew before we start...I tried for 1year but it wasn't treatable I had to walk!....

I can't deal please,when we go out together I make sure he's chewing that mint and stays far from his friends ...

So in his case it was something more to it....most men are so careless and lazy...dirty at the same time,you will wake up in the morning you will just brush or some don't even brush and leave the house.

some men will wear one boxers for 1 week before changing and most of them live in the public yard,they will go inside the toilet sit on the toilet seat and poo leaving their dick and scrotum dangling inside the water closet chai

later he will wipe his bum bum and wear his boxers...after all he's a man there is no hole for infection to enter he will say in his mind...he will invite somebody's daughter baby suck me,lick my balls�,aunty will suck and lick shit!

Before you sit on that toilet seat,wash or place toilet paper on top of the toilet seat before you use it...while pooing hold your dick or bring it out from the bowl after pooing you wash your bum with water or you bath...while bathing always endeavor to wash your under laps and balls well please because some men's own smells so awful,some you will see dirt strapping to the hairs on the genital areas or you will see that hair brownish or even white....you guys should help us because some men are most carriers of infection..because of sleeping with different girls

Always wear nice cologne,body spray and perfumes,brush at least twice in a Day..if you are having mouth odor you can change your toothpaste and eat right,if its persist visit the hospital...

Change your boxers and pants everyday ....shave your armpits regularly,some guys will leave it to grow like grass its so irritating,i learnt some don't like shaving if you don't like shaving keep it Clean and odorless....dont come and forming big boy while smelling like a he goat...cleanliness is next to godliness...

Happy week!!!!!!!!!!

Chiamaka Oprah Chibueze

Why will u date an ugly guy? date Good looking guy so u can be successful in life, u won't hear

MEGA4BILLION:
A successful marriage is not a function of the number of degrees acquired but a function of maturity and understanding

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MEGA4BILLION:
A successful marriage is not a function of the number of degrees acquired but a function of maturity and understanding

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MEGA4BILLION:
A successful marriage is not a function of the number of degrees acquired but a function of maturity and understanding

shut up. marriage is a function of how good looking you are as a man

Defenderalert:
Yeah replying with ONE worded reply indeed. Who are you? JoblessUbunja under a different moniker.Shut up and invite us when your daughters get nabbed by Ubunja replicas.

ok

Defenderalert:
Stop obsessing over how to mess up the lives of our youth with your crap MiseduGAY. As you can see you are just wasting your time.

Go and push wheelbarrow since you are jobless because that cougar you are wishing for will never come. Its time to retire from gigoloism. Hahahaha Too many young agile men available. No one wants to be cougar to droopy face. Lol

Bro, why are you this' pained in life? what has ubunja done for you sef? you hate seeing him on here. is it a must you comment on his Post? is it a must u agree with him? why can't u leave ubunja for us to enjoy and u just try to ignore us. this ubunja sef never get ur time. he's been replying u with one worded reply all this'while. people like u make me angry.tchew

okenwaa:
We know it all but that's childish and might send a feeble heart to an early grave. Real men don't do that shiit....spying on a pussy when there are a thousand and one punassss out there waiting to be screwed. Mtchewww

two bottles of lacasera for u bro.

this made me laugh

Chosen. this is one of life's hardest Truth. I come here to read it everyday. I'm thinking of printing q copy and paste it round my neighborhood.

Jossyfine:
My dear am a married lady and I have a whole lot of benefits attached to me.

Pussy