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Any evidence?

If none. Keep quiet

If you are really close, convince him to visit the hospital for test with the wife to be

Warn him that if the wife hesitant or refuse, he should be suspicious

Telling him is not the problem, the problem would be your delivery

So Senate is no longer a good hiding place

The Hi will not have it this time around

Distance relationship with a divorcee

CCee is the joker in the house just like Tboss was before

They were just keeping her in the house for controversies and votes, she can never win

See

I gave a newly acquired Naija used hyundai accent to mechanic to do some maintenance
I drove the car there myself

See wetin him list for me as cost, is this fair?

TheUpsetGirl1:
life in Lagos is very expensive don't be deceived by this post.
Lagos is the only state in Nigeria where people pay 300k for house rents for ordinary bungalows

Maybe you have never been out of Lagos to any other cities
PH here, a decent bungalow is N350k

Unfortunately, jobs are limited in Lagos.

I will disagree, Lagos has almost unlimited jobs, the problem is, you may not like most of the jobs (either cos of pay or distance or condition of service).
There are states in Nigeria that you don't even see anything to do

I remember that lizard crawling away from the space between TO and LET

Can't remember the title of the movie though, Jones?

Thegeneralqueen:
Just don't cross our parts ( career girls )

No need to cross path, just keep your legs open and we will do the rest

Get your PVC and make sure it counts

If you don't tell us what happened, we will assume that your mum, elder and younger sis all slept with the landlord

That would be hurting sha

I got bad news for you

Mobil prefers Geoscientists to Petroleum engineers, others even prefers Mechanical

Petroleum engineering is one of the courses you can't finish and get equipment to practice on your own

I have people who earn some money as consultants to oil servicing firms especially those in exploration and reservoir management.

All they do is to analyze PVT data for the lazy ass in the office and get paid.

Apart from that, if you are unfortunate to get into an oil company,
1. Get higher degree and pray for lecturing job (BTW, that is scarce as most schools don't even do the course)
2. Get a ICT skills and certifications and switch or prepare yourself for a bank job
3. Join Politics
4. Get your visa and leave this shithole

Outside of these, your degree will be a waste

In direct response to President Buhari's damning analysis of Nigerian youths during his speech at the Commonwealth gathering in UK where he referred to Nigerian youth as being "lazy and not willing to work", Presidential hopeful, Atiku Abubakar describes the Nigerian Youth as "Nigeria's Greatest Asset" whose entrepreneurial spirit, and creative abilities should be applauded, encouraged and nurtured.

I will never refer to Nigeria's youth as people who sit and do nothing. They are hardworking. I should know, I have thousands of youths working for me all over the country who have been the backbone to our success.
‬I’ve always said oil is not Nigeria’s greatest asset. Our greatest asset is our youth‬ who created Nollywood out of nothing and an entertainment industry that is second to none in Africa.
Our youth are charting new frontiers; creating a huge tech industry on their own! Their entrepreneurial spirit, work ethic, and creative abilities are things of pride and should be applauded, encouraged and nurtured.

https://web.facebook.com/Atiku.org/posts/10156320506859640

I hope Atiku will be able to reposition this country

I started doubting tithe when it was made compulsory and a supposedly curse on those who don't do it

That's not the gospel I was taught


70% offerings to headquarters and 30% remains for local parish, these guys are operating a fvrking franchise
No wonder they insist on spreading like mushrooms everywhere

I'm really out of options for you, young man

This is the same attitude that scares me from marrying a virgin.

They think all they all they have to offer in marriage is that bloody trap door

Try isolating the connections, especially if it has multiple fuse, then trace back the fault.

Possibly one of the connections is not connected to the earth

Nokia E71

And here I was thinking Oshogbo weed is the most powerful

They don forget say no Rivers oil money again

Let me help you

In the name of Christianity

Start from 2:40 mins

Summary
According to Malachi, when you don't pay tithe, you are robbing God, that makes you a thief

People who don't pay tithes are thieves and thieves will not enter heaven

Atiku

So much fuckery on a Monday morning

And you stayed in such toxic relationship for 3 years


Was the punny that sweet? Cos I don't see any other reason

Thanks to Push Up bras

Note

Never ever attend a church too close to your house

Never go to a church where more than 50% of the girls are wearing tight fitted clothes and open hair

If the pastor changes car every year, don't go there, it's not a sign of big testimony, it's a sure sign that you will be joining the list of compulsory contributions

If Mama is becoming more powerful than papa, flee

If the church is selling customized items, necklace, handkerchief, even customized Bible, don't bother going

There's this practice I've found very effective ie holding your breath

When you hold your breath, everything about you seems to come to a standstill and you feel your body being lifted while anticipating the next rush of air.
Even when I experience an embarrassing erection, all I do is hold my breath and my body refocus