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I started doubting tithe when it was made compulsory and a supposedly curse on those who don't do it

That's not the gospel I was taught


70% offerings to headquarters and 30% remains for local parish, these guys are operating a fvrking franchise
No wonder they insist on spreading like mushrooms everywhere

I'm really out of options for you, young man

This is the same attitude that scares me from marrying a virgin.

They think all they all they have to offer in marriage is that bloody trap door

Try isolating the connections, especially if it has multiple fuse, then trace back the fault.

Possibly one of the connections is not connected to the earth

Nokia E71

And here I was thinking Oshogbo weed is the most powerful

They don forget say no Rivers oil money again

Let me help you

In the name of Christianity

Start from 2:40 mins

Summary
According to Malachi, when you don't pay tithe, you are robbing God, that makes you a thief

People who don't pay tithes are thieves and thieves will not enter heaven

Atiku

So much fuckery on a Monday morning

And you stayed in such toxic relationship for 3 years


Was the punny that sweet? Cos I don't see any other reason

Thanks to Push Up bras

Note

Never ever attend a church too close to your house

Never go to a church where more than 50% of the girls are wearing tight fitted clothes and open hair

If the pastor changes car every year, don't go there, it's not a sign of big testimony, it's a sure sign that you will be joining the list of compulsory contributions

If Mama is becoming more powerful than papa, flee

If the church is selling customized items, necklace, handkerchief, even customized Bible, don't bother going

There's this practice I've found very effective ie holding your breath

When you hold your breath, everything about you seems to come to a standstill and you feel your body being lifted while anticipating the next rush of air.
Even when I experience an embarrassing erection, all I do is hold my breath and my body refocus

Whose daughter is she?
Which local government
Is she Afonja or does she hate Afonja
Christian or Muslim
Is she for PDP or APC
How is Buhari government treating her
Who is her godfather, the person who assisted her to be part of the team Nigeria


If she can't answer at least 4 questions here, she is no Nigerian

MissRaine69:
KY Jelly a little goes a long way. That’s a solution you should visit. Please don’t use vaseline/lotion/groundnut oil.

Why? Please educate me
Na ground nut oil I dey use o

Why not get a lawyer and do your Will

It's cheaper

What a joke

I would be closing my eyes trying to be in the spirit while listening to the song but na toilet things dey play for my mind

deliciousgeh:
.the pastors of this time...
God didn't call them , their belle did!

I would have loved to agree with you to settle the matter but I can't generalized the corruption in the church
Even the Bible warned against little foxes

deliciousgeh:
Hello..... No body needs any pastor to help him do anything or guild them though anything. We all need Jesus. Stop giving these pastors over relevance. Call God yourself he will answer!

Which Bible do you read, why did God appoint some to be teachers if not to teach?

It's clearly stated that some Christians still need to be fed with baby food, if you have been matured enough to leave behind "the basic teachings of Christ", then probably you don't need teachers as the Holy Spirit will minister personally to you

"So let us stop going over the basic teachings about Christ again and again. Let us go on instead and become mature in our understanding. Surely we don't need to start again with the fundamental importance of repenting from evil deeds and placing our faith in God."
Hebrew 6:1 New Living Translation

Search yourself, if you are no longer struggling with sin and repenting every now and then and your faith is unwavering and absolute and also you have been baptized in the Holy Spirit, then probably you don't need " Pastors", but others might need them to grow

Sure say no be Offa Kwara State people be this?

Firmjudge:
Funny enough this case will fizzle out in few days, how terrible.

You are a good student of history

Someone might just find the money and silently stow it away for future embezzlement as they did to NIA $44m

APC national convention is going to be interesting if at all allow to hold

Efritin gone
OLX gone
Konga gone
Jumia struggling with canceled orders

This is a reflection of low purchasing power

Buhari has finished Nigeria, it will take years to recover unless we restructure and each state becomes a microcosm of progress development instead of being drag back by incompetent cabal at the center

5 minutes fame

dlondonbadboy:
This one dey okay so?? ...Your boss likes you but you want to form like say na yesterday dem born you...

Quit your job for this Buhari time...make you understand the true meaning of suffering...just chill till 2019 when Buhari is no longer in office before you quit.

Exactly what I have been telling people, if you have something paying you, just forget starting any business for now till 2019

But I always wonder, why pay huge amount as school fees when your kids still can't do their homework by themselves

Get money first before all these

All a girl needs is a rich man who possess all these qualities