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I remember the day a Konga delivery boy brought a freezer for me. There was no one around and I told him to help me take it down and into the house.

The kind look the guy gave me, I knew a lot was going through in his mind, anyway he helped me brought the freezer inside and I paid him inside the house.

I could see the relief in his eyes when he finally mounted his tricycle

Quota system killing Nigeria since 1914 AD

Tell any of those guys that you will offer them half the amount as their monthly salary, you will see them abandon that "skilled work" and begin to yes sir to you

kYjelly2:
Ali must mandate officials to go from house to house to check for "GENERATOR IMPORT DUTY".

We can't afford to lose such valuable income, as some of these gens may have been smuggled

Members of the public must be sensitized on the need to open their gates for custom officials and present them with their original custom papers for each generator set they possess.

While at it, customs may then proceed to check all other imported items in your abode for any illegality. Do be patient with them, as they wpuld need to perform a thorough check on things like your light bulbs, fixtures, toasters, microwave, aircondioners, video games, television sets, clothing, jewelry...

Smuggling is a very serious issue in Nigeria and the consumer is to be blamed.

I just hope the condom importers have paid all necessary import duties. Or else the check will not be complete

Genevieve should see how being humble and having a great husband and family can lift you up.

Cossy should learn that big mammalian glands doesn't count as success

This is the kind of person Regina Daniel should look up to instead of showing baby laps all over the social media

What else do they offer?

They say they couldn't generate the code or soft token for 2 months now, how were you able to register

A school dropout immediately open her own school.
Continue

I don tire for this country sef.
Fight one corrupt person, take side and expose all you can. Next thing they will bring another more corrupt person and everything will be quiet because the new person is their boy

We need a total overhaul. Restructuring is the way out. We can't continue in this circle of the same people changing sides

All I wished was that after the massive looting by PDP, Buhari will put things right and move Nigeria forward.
But disappointingly, 2 years and they are still not accepting the responsibilities of governance. Shameful

Obasanjo met with exactly the same situation like Buhari but he was able to manage some level of progress.
Obasanjo came after massive undocumented looting by Abacha.
Oil prices was around $40 and huge debt by the Paris Club yet things were never this bad

Franc1980:
Must everybody get a domain name. Dummy head. Go and ask lindaikeji why she did nt get a domain name b4 after close to 4 years. Nonsense, all some of u do is troll nairaland thinking u making sense and u not.

Say no more. I get it

I can see why you are frustrated out of blogging

VeniJu:
With trending falacies on a supposed killer number which has left many in fears of picking strange calls in other to evade spiritual death, the same number that has left many in fears just called me. It was indeed an advert number.
No need to panic, naija.

Symbian Forever
The last smartphone without tracking and privacy invading bugs.
Anyone with E5 or E71 for sale?

I hope you have informed your Alma Mata and dig up your NYSC uniform before going for the custom super boss

porchster:
Why do most Christian couples call themselves brother and sister or daddy and mummy in public? Is it a crime to call themselves sweet names like sweetie, darling or honey in public.

Just in your street only.
Trying moving out of your usual circle

$2 a day and you couldn't get a freaking domain name?

Seems the winners are Benue, Imo and Kogi

It doesn't even worth my attention

I can't remember, I was 6

Which one come be Osinbanjo rate wey this guy dey ask me

TeeSeven:
For a whole state of the federation to adapt an individual's intellectual property, for something as significant and 'eternal' as its official logo, I think a one-off compensation of a mere 250K is rather ridiculous. C'mon, you can do better than that!

Understand that it is just an agency of the state government that needs the logo for tourism branding.
The state already has an official logo

VampireeM:
Mr player abi advisor, pls check your whatsapp msgs.. i've been trying to reach you..
From "J"

Hope you got the digits right

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I won't be surprised he jumps into the next flight to London to sympathize with the victim and rest a bit

Unfortunately the only credentials of the Abuja girl is that you disvirgined her. Apart from that, the Kano own has everything you need

Distance is not good. Don't marry and still live a bachelor life.

So you mean you are still trying stuff on WordPress, I tell you, it is waste of resources.

A smart blogger would start with Blogger, then concentrate on creating quality content and traffic.
When you have like 8k to 10k consistent traffic, you then invest your money in WordPress self host and get a better ROI

Just tell us the procedure, I'm interested

Dem still plenty like this for Borno state.
In Mama Peace voice "who has Boko Haram been killing?"

Fireson:
I'm interested. 09033533348

If I am the recruiter, I will specifically search out your CV and throw away.

The OP said Smart candidates and one thing about smartness is the ability to read, understand and follow simple instructions

E pain am lol

To share contracts

I go comot the car radio.
My phone get radio