₦airaland Forum

Nice beat and vocal. Worth the download

What are they doing on the boat, I thought I would see divers

If the car keys are still there pm me to come and tow it away for safe keeping pending when he will come back from the water

Danhumprey:
Rule number 2 of the secret Bro codes,...... never ever date your friend's sister.


never!

Gerrout of here, you are not my friend, my friend

Don't let us down bro. We won't forgive you

Emmysteve:
Story Story. Easier said than done. Mechhhhhhhewwwwww

How to identify an average Nigerian graduate

So you call MMM and tell them that you want to pay and ask them to pay you first and they pay you.

You sef reason am first

Some people along Allen Avenue are praying for this and you are here complaining

Please answer this question

Was Jesus raised up from the dead (Act 2:24) or did he arose (Matt 28:7)

NB:
raised = by another higher power
risen or arose = by one's power

So upon all the money, na tailor, DJ and student wey Otedola fit produce

That awkward feeling when you know how all other world currency got their name but you don't know how your country's own came about.

History is dead in Nigeria, all we remember is APC/PDP and BBnaija

KennyID17:
Apart from Glo, sorry to break it to you. But none offers such data

MTN is giving me Double data bonus 1k for 3gb MTN Pulse *406# to start

This feature will arrive in WhatsApp in 2018

CircleOfWilis:
Almost ripe....

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Dey there dey wait

1988

Wait, sure say na Nigeria Police be that? These ones are too civilised for my liking

RAM and Battery

So EFCC raided people's house, took their C-of-O and auction them at the public market.
Is that one EFCC

John why?

Elisean:
It is China and bladdy expensive

For China.

iPad is Made in China. If you have one, check the back

When I read earlier that an Buhari was furious with an unnamed governor very close to him for daring to lobby for vice president in case buba is not back, I knew El Rufai was in trouble

Agenda

I am about to go on another missionary journey, abeg make una no impeach me o.

Two oil blocs for you two

And people are celebrating that the stockfish is back

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Click here to see the affected android phones

My reliable apps

oluxy:
Can you die for nigeria?

I don't budget N2bn oil money for my kitchen, why should I die

Does it fly?
No

Then use the wood for something useful like boiling water

HiddenShadow:
Afonjas and their demonic advice

No wonder their ancestor was thrown out of heaven

Onitsha river port will stand whether Afonjas like it or not

I take God beg you leave the thread as e be, serious minds are discussing.
Find another name calling thread on the front page and continue your Afonja vs Flatheadds rant

matrix199:
I'll take this as a nostalgia.



MMM was the worst thing to ever happen to most Nigerians. A woman is now confined to a mental institution because she was naïve, she sold her land and used the proceed to invest in MMM. She went mad on the 17th of January when it dawned on her MMM has crashed.


OP, don't stir calm water. Let the dead be! MMM is dead!

That's what happens when people are greedy. MMM explicitly stated on their website, USE ONLY SPARE MONEY and people went and sold land to overtax the system with huge withdrawal

Something that was no longer an achievement under Goodluck Jonathan.

We are back where we started

This is corruption

The woman should be retired according to civil service rules and rehired on contract if she is that good