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Business › Re: Diamond Bank Copies MMM In New Savings Plan. by ITbomb(m): 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2016
intbizoil:
ok explain the difference between both and what prompted this current offer?
The difference is that the bank will take your money, invest it in some stuff and use the dividends to pay you the 20% and also make profit for themselves, while MMM issue waiting for another person with bigger money to pay in for you.

The bank version is very sustainable
Webmasters › Re: Here Are The Few Signs That You Will Quit Blogging by ITbomb(m): 7:03am On Sep 29, 2016
When you struggle to get 5k pv and your "Today's earnings" is $0.06, get another job
Career › Re: The Myth Behind ICT Career Skills In Nigeria – Jethro Theo Paul by ITbomb(m): 6:53am On Sep 29, 2016
So true

After a computer science graduate in a government ministry called me to install Antivirus for him, I knew something was very wrong about looking for certificates when employing ICT personnel.

I would prefer a self developed professional in any computer branch than a degree graduate any time

BTW, Nigeria Police should be trained to know that someone can make legitimate money online
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Lesbian On 28th September 2016. by ITbomb(m):
When I saw that "How did you get my number", I knew we are dealing with a small girl with insecurity issues here.

Big girls don't ask how you got number, they only ask "who are you" "what do you want" and "I'm not interested" . Simple

The older you grow the more your number circulate then you get a private number.

Why am I even typing all these, when you grow up you will understand. Meanwhile, avoid the rubber machine, it will expand your clt and you may not even be able to enjoy your husband later
Phones › Re: Glo Increases Their Data Cap (baba For Data) by ITbomb(m): 5:51pm On Sep 28, 2016
dharay99:
Change your area, so simple.
I should pack away from the house I paid for two years because of Glo network
Phones › Re: Glo Increases Their Data Cap (baba For Data) by ITbomb(m): 5:48pm On Sep 28, 2016
Once you subscribe, your H+ disappears till the end of the validity period
Pets › Re: Pics From Ongoing Rott Weiler Mating. by ITbomb(m): 2:45pm On Sep 28, 2016
mrmrmister:
[size=13pt]I've seen it all on Nairaland FP grin
From Unclad celebs to fallen boobs to oversized buttocks to snakes, and now dog porn grin
Welldone our lovely mods grin[/size]
You missed out the video of how to masturbate.
Romance › Re: Difference Between Relationships Back Then And Now by ITbomb(m): 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2016
You ain't see nothing yet

A girl and a guy would see each on the street and start having sex at the next available secluded place then later they will be thinking whether one of them should pack in
Events › Re: The Wife To Be Was Cut Having A Quickie With Her Ex (pic) by ITbomb(m): 2:22pm On Sep 28, 2016
I should be getting regular bank alerts
TV/Movies › Re: [SPOILERS ALERT] MARVELS Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D - Fan Thread by ITbomb(m): 11:53am On Sep 28, 2016
Guykhena:
It just keeps getting better and better smiley
Is it back?
Webmasters › Re: Google Set To Acquire Twitter Inc. Soon by ITbomb(m): 7:57am On Sep 28, 2016
I saw it coming after Mark visited Africa.

Mark's visit caused a Twitter war between two countries, I could hear Google saying, "if only we could have such service on our platform"
Romance › Re: What Happened The First Day I Picked A Prostitute ( Scariest Moment Of My Life) by ITbomb(m): 9:27pm On Sep 27, 2016
Nollywood or not, it is a nice story
Politics › Re: House of Reps Backs State Police In 36 States by ITbomb(m):
It's about time

I don't see why people should be afraid of state police if it is implemented properly.

Federal police will not be scrapped, so no reason to fear that state government would abuse the police powers.

If you feel a crime is not properly handled by the state police, the feds comes in. The federal police will always be there as oversight and will be more trained and sophisticated

Meanwhile, see VP Osinbajo reaction to the call for state police. Quite unexpected!
Celebrities › Re: Woman, 20, Auctions Her Virginity Online To Raise Money To Study Abroad by ITbomb(m): 8:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
Some Nairaland girls who gave away theirs for BlackBerry phones will never comment on this thread
Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by ITbomb(m): 8:52pm On Sep 27, 2016
You get money?
Politics › Re: Youths Celebrate The Appointment Of Umana Okon As Oil & Gas Zone MD By Buhari by ITbomb(m):
Meanwhile the man Umana has rejected the appointment


According to insider while he was waiting for the imminent federal cabinet tsunami that could have drawn him closer to the seat of government (ministerial appointment), the former secretary to the Akpabio-led administration was hit below the belt with the appointment that takes him five steps down the ladder.

By hierarchy, Umana is to report to the Federal Controller of Trade and Investment in the Port Harcourt zonal headquarters who reports to the Director of Trade in the federal ministry who also passes to buck to the Permanent Secretary for onward transmission to the Honourable Minister of Trade and Investment.

Also, a source at the presidency hinted that his appointment was part of the undercurrent by Mr Rotimi Amaechi and the incoming Managing Director of NDDC Obong Nsima Ekere to push him out of the way, to pave the way for Mr Ekere’s (NDDC MD) sole control of APC in Akwa Ibom state

http://ibommobile.com/breaking-news-umana-rejects-buharis-appointment-says-he-is-being-humiliated/
Romance › Re: 7 Types Of Breasts (photos) by ITbomb(m): 7:46pm On Sep 27, 2016
Danhumprey:
ITbomb! shocked
I don't know what they are talking about
Nairaland General › Re: Growing Up In Nigeria: This Is How Life Was In The 90’s Vs. How Life Is Today by ITbomb(m): 9:17am On Sep 27, 2016
Lol

Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl Who Is In A Relationship. by ITbomb(m): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2016
This recession period I should be making more money you say I should study another human being?

Of I catch you eh

Make your money, drive in and let your body language do the job.
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Happens To CNN If TRUMP Wins US Presidential Election. by ITbomb(m): 9:04am On Sep 27, 2016
iflywithbuhari:
If Trump wins, then expect Christiane Amanpour, Fareed Zhakira, Hala Gorani and a host of others to be sacked. Also expect the death of mainstream media and the rise of online media, that's why CNN and the creme of newspaper media are fighting tooth and nail against trump. This election is a question of who is smarter: Trump or the media.
I think it is high time we look at monikers before we reply comment.

Someone that flies with Buhari will surely think like an archaic primitive, win the election and start going after those on the opposite side, sounds familiar?
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Speaker Onofiok Turns 2 Preacher,See What He Was Spotted Doing On Road by ITbomb(m): 8:50am On Sep 27, 2016
I pity those guys in suit running with him

Nigerians too like to overdo things, in US, if any public officer protected by state security is jogging, the security aides (at least those very close to him) dress in similar running gigs. The men in black may be following behind in the SUV.

Meanwhile still representing FULL LIFE 4 LIFE

#mightymen
#GraceAndGlory

Food › Re: Is Drinking Garri A Sign Of Poverty ? by ITbomb(m): 6:34pm On Sep 26, 2016
tayooluwole:
Even at this, drinking garri no they come to mind but only when ah no get chingbain for ma account
The way you are talking, your type were people that drank garri heavily and now you move from one extreme to the other. We that took it moderately only when situation demands (as with the beans example) sees it differently
Food › Re: Is Drinking Garri A Sign Of Poverty ? by ITbomb(m):
tayooluwole:
My brother that's what u were brought up with probably since d days of ur hustling, the thing don master u sote hardly u feat shop beans without garri. Even at this, my brother u still have a lot to do in knowing where to enjoy better life cos I can't imagine you going to a sophiticated resturant and demand garri. I think this is absolutely impossible. Seriously, u may have money now but u have not used it well...
I can't even order for beans in a restaurant (sophisticated or not). Beans is one of the few delicacies that must be prepared in the house for me to eat. The other stuff I can't buy outside is fufu.

I believe you have not seen a home made garri (the one with so little chaff that there's no need to filter) mixed with peak milk (powdered), milo and groundnut. That is a delicacy
Food › Re: Is Drinking Garri A Sign Of Poverty ? by ITbomb(m): 5:29pm On Sep 26, 2016
Till date, I can't eat beans without garri
Crime › Re: UNIABUJA Undergraduate Attempts To Rape Female Student (photos) by ITbomb(m): 7:56am On Sep 26, 2016
She went to his house.......
Business › Re: New Challenge: Buying A N155k Tv With N20k. Join Me For A Ride. by ITbomb(m): 7:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
All I'm seeing is a MMM suspect
Agriculture › Re: Strange Spider In My Backyard by ITbomb(m): 6:39pm On Sep 25, 2016
Nothing strange there, it is a normal spider and you are right, its web is much stronger and sticky
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by ITbomb(m): 10:24am On Sep 25, 2016
I see two things APUM instead of PUMA and stripped socks, none of these warrant any comment
Politics › Re: No-referendum for Biafra..................President-Buhari by ITbomb(m): 10:16am On Sep 25, 2016
mrvitalis:
Now that crude oil money is no longer flowing what are they doing
Edited, I hope that's what you meant.

This is a big fallacy, crude oil money is still very much flowing,
Understand this
What do we have today? Oil at $48 per barrel
Throughout Obasanjo administration, oil did not pass $50. But we was able to take us from the dark days of massive corruption and looting under the military to the little achievement we have today.

Now, what is the difference between then and now?

Then we cut our coat according to our size, we ran an economy with $50 per barrel, there was no 500 personal aides to governor or overbloated civil service. It was so stable that anything over $50 was termed excess crude revenue to be saved. GEJ created the sovereign wealth fund to save, Amaechi and his gang rose up and prefer the money to be spent. GEJ was regrettably a weak president and Amaechi had his way.

The money that was termed excess was now considered normal allocation. Contract amount escalated, number of personnel running government went up, people and government began to acquire more expensive taste.

Solution now is to revert back to a $50 per barrel economy instead of praying for oil prices to go up.
Downsize everything, presidential jets, clinics, number of aides, salaries of public officers, Senators, Governors etc,.

If this cannot be done, let's restructure and each state bears its cross

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