₦airaland Forum

Your question has contained your answer.

You have in between two parallel lines jumping in and out as you like.

Now is time to make the lines meet and be inside a circle, if one of the lines decides that it is not comfortable with the new figure, it can always back out and you return to just one line. Problem solved.

I salute your hypocrisy bro. You don't support abortion but you practice cheating, lying, abusing sex and procreating life without any interest in nurturing it. Don't think you are a saint for not supporting abortion, you are worse than a murderer

Follow this steps carefully.

1. Open your browser and double check that you really cannot browse

2. Go to phone settings and switch off the wifi completely.

3. Migrate to MTN pulse or Airtel Smart Trybe

4. Dial *406*2# on MTN or *312# on Airtel.

5. Make sure you have at least N500 on your balance

6. You will be given mb so that you don't even need your brother's wifi anymore

Thank me later

The police that arrest you and frame you for not able to get bail money do not need statements

HtwoOw:
Instead of letting this sink in my people from the yeast are blaming a new administration


Ojukwu should have taken that deal, the enmity today wouldn't exist

That's the worst mistake ever made in the history of Nigeria

Something had happened before there was a need for a deal. Igbos were killed without reprieve and unfortunately the deal did not address the right to live safely in any part of the country, so even if it were signed, there would still have been problems.


For the op list, I disagree with no. 19, Nigeria democracy was still crawling and taking a venture like to prosecute retired soldiers would have been counterproductive. That was the more reason Obasanjo was brought in, to make sure none of that happened.

And the more reason Obasanjo settled down to work in spite of the rot left by years of successive military looting. Not Buhari that came and met some working refineries, improved road networks, good telecoms, car manufacturers and still successfully ran the economy aground

26. Stopping the government from handing off the petroleum sector.

PDP removed subsidy from petroleum products as part of efforts to liberalised the petroleum sector, Nigerians sponsored by the opposition went protest and nearly crumble the country. Ironically, the same opposition came and remove it when it was already too late


27. Opposition Governors prevented saving money for future use.

PDP government established the Sovereign Wealth Fund to save excess crude against any drop in oil prices, the opposition led by Rotimi Amaechi went to court and insisted on sharing the money. When Nigerians should have protested, they never did, the result was each side, government and opposition trying to outspend each other to win elections, thereafter the winner took it all and the loser was made to face EFCC

Someone did asked a question.
What did Buhari achieve as community empowerment after being in power. Nothing

Even though all of them stole, for Danjuma, you hear of his foundation that provides scholarship to people, Obasanjo and Atiku have a university, IBB Abdusalami if not for anything, they resolve national crisis.

Buhari never attended Council of State meetings, he had 150 cattle for over 20 years. Billions of dollars missing under his stead as PTDF chairmanship has not been accounted for.

A man who could not improve himself was called to improve Nigeria

Muslims too have their favorite mosque and Iman which they listen to. The only difference is that they don't have fancy names

Not big enough for peppersoup

vislabraye:
Come marry my baby's mama .

Nah, not you. I read about your dick size somewhere.
I don't want to fight a lost fight

And here I am looking for a single mum to settle down with.

I believe they are more loyal and committed to staying together (though I will prefer her child to be a girl)

MaziOmenuko:
These are mostly nairalanders:

From right to left standing behind: ITbomb, Larrysun and xynerise.

Squatting at the centre is Nihilist, left of him is Sukkot.

The guy standing at the far left is frank316, I believe kayemjay is among those that got away.

sukkot:
walahi talahi this is defamation of character. i will sue
one of the nigga name is pawpaw. dayummmmmmmmmmmm Pawpaw Worimegbe. thats MaziOmenukos nickname

Sue ke? When my baba for village don dey complain tire say I no dey bring names anymore for sacrifice.

I don dey look for person wey go find my trouble since

MrsChima:
Hey na!

Let's get it Crunk!

Welcome back but what you should understand is that most of your older fans who knew you have either left or got into silence mode as the land has been overrun by the younger generation of mods and nairalanders.

I guess it's time for the older folks to give way and move on

I'm interested in the solution

Toluwani113:
pls how can i outrank any WordPress blog easily with meta tags usage, search console and backlinks ?
My blog is www.dailyschoolgist..com

Start with, any backlinks you get now with your domain counts to blogger not you, so get a domain name first then build up

igwedaboss:
Is it possible to make profit using your website blog page? Or one has to open a separate blog site

Get a separate blog site so that you can drive it up on the rank without affecting your main site structure

Here we go

They think he is just one of the prophets but that does not stop 'em from killing the infidels

Joseph Yobo was just part of the delegation of Niger Delta Traditional rulers in his capacity as a "Chief"

See Buhari's tweet below, which Yobo replied with a funny tweet, Click to see Yobo's reply to Buhari

About time

Ok

The App is called WetIn and it is already on Google Playstore, search for IWMI WetIn.

Click here to see photos of how the WetIn app works

Lol

If this kind face ask you to settle, just do it before his friends with worse faces come and give you need nightmares

False

The main aim of any post degree was to enhance your efficiency and specialization after you have gotten a job NOT to help you get a job.

Those days, people got MSc through study leave from their regular job and not for the sake of helping them look for jobs.

It is not just one men that she had sex with, TWO MEN for 15 years old

sapiosexual1:
My brother take heart, this is Nigeria for you. The Nigeria of today where the regulatory agencies are dead to their duties, the Nigeria of today where it's quantity over quality .
What do you expect when the ogas at the top are either too old to understand the realities or too dull to know wosup. Right from our Pro-jihadist Minister of communication to the NCC chairman who is too old to know what to do, and the EVC who we aren't sure if he isn't more than just a figure head.
Same applies to power banks whose installed capacity is just a third of the advertised capacity.
Ever since Ernest Ndukwe left office, na so so rubbish Telecom firms dey give Nigerians .

NCC has no hand here.

Airtel boldly told you that the plan is for BB devices and charging is different on other devices. It is so glaring on the text sent to each one of you.

You still went ahead and subscribe and come here ranting over the same terms of service that you agreed to.

FYI, normal billing is for BB devices only, if you are using Android, Airtel stated explicitly that you will be charge differently which include double charging especially when you are downloading.

Otherwise, subscribe to their Android plan which is for Android and charge normal. Simple English

Please let them find it fast so that we move forward, we have been held back for too long by the parasitic north

FINgames:
how exactly do igbo men pose a challenge to you buying phones and laptops online?. i really want to know.

i hope is not my chibaby you are referring to. Lol

Here's an example

RichYoungNigga:
I have no challenges importing items from China
I just call my Chinese connect from Alibaba and Dhgate, they send me thousands of items, i sell them on eBay and Amazon, at the end of the month i transfer their money to their bank accounts.

God bless China, they have made a lot of people rich.
One time i bought a Rolex watch from China for $200 and took it to a Rolex shop in New York, these guy didn't know it was a replica, i ended up selling the watch for $15,000

Knowing fully well that it is fake, he still offer it as original and got someone ripped off and his team excuse is that "it is a business".

Zombies will flood here with tale of how trillions of dollars were stolen.

All monies stolen under Jonathan is not even one third of what Abacha stole yet Obasanjo came in and was still able to steer Nigeria out of the woods even when oil was below $40 then as is today

Igbo men

That's my greatest challenge, Igbo men


Chibaby, forgive me for this time only

Bottom line

If you are an upcoming blogger (ie your blog is not making above N50k a month), get a domain name and stay with Blogger otherwise get a Premium account with a good host company.

All stories about Google preferring WordPress over Blogger is a big lie, all Google wants is a good content.
To make this good content available for Google bots to crawl is your full time job.

WordPress might make the work easier with plug-ins but if you can understand meta tags usage, search console and backlinks, you can outrank any WordPress blog easily

Oh, long distance stuff?
Who on earth still fool themselves with that fallacy

Next client please